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869 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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  1. 782
    Lee Clifford said:

      your mum is so fat when she sat on the back of the bus it did
      a welly

  2. 783
    blake said:

      yo momms is so fat all of her relationships are long distance

  3. 784
    gerbile sk8er 08 said:

      yo mamma is fat when she whers a rain coat people yell taxe

  4. 785
    gerbile sk8er 08 said:

      yo mamma is so poor she was on homeinprvement the card board addtion

  5. 786
    gerbile sk8er 08 said:

      ur so ugly that when u were born blerd ur face and not u r mammas vugina

  6. 787
    gerbile sk8er 08 said:

      this is my sex pome roses are red lemons are sour open u r legs and give an hour

  7. 788
    gerbile sk8er 08 said:

      my last pome u guys hope u like all of my pomes
      sex is like math subtract the cloths add the bed divde the legs and pry to god u dont multiply

  8. 789
    smiley said:

      yo momma so ugly she went to da doctors,and the doctor said, OH MY GOD I QUIT!!

  9. 790
    jamie said:

      yo mumma is so fat i ran out of petrol trying to get around her

  10. 791
    Jack-Bludd said:

      Ya Mama is so Fat,

      wen she gets in the sea the whales start sing

      `we r family`

      hahe

  11. 792
    etgfgh said:

      gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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