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831 Responses to “New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008”

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  1. 89
    suck my dick! said:

      your mama is soooooo dumb when i said suck my dick she did ,when we were in the club ”tryin to stop suckin dick club”… hahaha suck my dick

  2. 90
    Momma is so stupid said:

      Your momma is so stupid she cut off one of her fingures because she could only count to 9.

  3. 91
    Momma is so stupid said:

      Your momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store… when the cops found her and she had died of starvation.

  4. 92
    big mac said:

      yo momma just like a big mac full of fat and worthn one dollar!!!

  5. 93
    Naruto Rocks said:

      Your momma’s so fat even Naruto doesn’t believe it!!!!

  6. 94
    5hlkk said:

      yo mama is so hairy that king kong got jealous

  7. 95
    dd said:

      yo yo yo

      yo momma is so dirrrty that when she had phone sex with her ex hubby on the phone, he died of aids the next day.

      yo momma is so fattt that when will.i.am ask ur momma where she got her body from, she says she got it from mcspicy, popcorn chicken, cheese fries, mutton stew..

  8. 96
    naruto said:

      yo moma so ugly, then naruto had to use his nine taild power to look at her whith out dieing

  9. 97
    chogi said:

      yo momma so fat then when chogi saw her he stop eatig chips

  10. 98
    yo momma-iz u-g-l-y said:

      yo momma is so fat and ugly when she went outside everyone ran away yelling “SOLAR ECLIPSE!!!!”

  11. 99
    yo momma iz ugly said:

      yo momma so short she has to use a sticky hand to open the car door

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