New Years Yo Mum Jokes for January 2008

paiigee's Momma Joke:

omg….. yo mumma so fat wen she stands on a scale it say 2 be continued

yo mama so fat wen she steps on a scale it asked for her weight not her numba..

oh oh oh oh oh oh. oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh….
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JASON KIDD!!'s Momma Joke:

LEAVE YO MAMMA OUT OF THIS AND DO ORIGANAL JOKES FOR A WHILE.

JESUS AND MOSES WERE PLAYING GOLF ON DAY AND THEY WERE OUT ON THE EIGHTEENTH HOLE AND THERE WAS A POND IN THE MIDDLE SO JESUS PUT THE PEG DOWN AND MOSES SAID YOU BETTER HIT IT HARD SO JESUS SAYS IF TIGER WOODS CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT SO HE HIT’S THE BALL AS HARD AS HE COULD AND IN THE POND IT GOES SO MOSES GOES DOWN TO THE POND AND SPREADS THE WATER AND GET’S THE BALL AND PUT’S IT BACK ON THE PEG AND MOSES SAYS YOU BETTER HIT IT HARDER THAN YOU DID LAST TIME. SO JESUS SAYS IF TIGER WOODS CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT. SO HE HITS IT HARDER THAN BEFORE AND THERE IT GOES IN THE WATER. SO MOSES GOES DOWN THERE AND GET’S THE BALL AGAIN AND PUT’S IT ON THE PEG AND MOSES SAY’S IF IT GOES IN THE WATER THIS TIME YOUR GOING TO GO GET IT. SO JESUS SAYS IF TIGER WOODS CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT AND HE HITS THAT BALL HARDER THAN EVER AND IF THAT THING DID NOT GO IN THE WATER AGAIN SO JESUS WALKS DOWN THERE AND IS WALKING ON WATER AND SEARCHING FOR THE BALL SO ANOTHER PERSON COMES TO THE EIGHTEENTH HOLE AND LOOKS DOWN TO JESUS AND SAYS WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS JESUS? AND MOSES GOES NO, TIGER WOODS.
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Quanamisha's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat, they fired her from playing Forest Gump because she kept eating all the chocolates.
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basta's Momma Joke:

e3 all day every day b-street stroudley walk brap brap e3 shank shank
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walshy's Momma Joke:

ur mum is so fat wen she went swimmin they harpooned the bitch
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Your momma's Momma Joke:

You momma is so fat when she got hit by a car she yelled “who threw That ROCK!!”
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Happy New Years!

Your momma is so fat she’s stuck in 2007…

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