Your Mom is so fat she could sell shade during the summer.
Your Mom is so fat when she get a cut, she bleeds milkshakes
Your Mom is so fat she walked by the tv and I missed three episodes.
Your Mom is so fat she whistles bass.
Your Mom is so fat she’s the only one at the beach who gets a tan.
Your Mom is so fat she pays taxes in three different countries.
Your Mom is so fat she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
Your Mom is so fat she violates 17 different zoning laws
Your Mom is so fat she can seat a family of six.
Your Mom is so fat she can walk around the world in three steps.
Your Mom is so fat if she were overthrown by a small militia, she’d be known as The Republic of Your Mom.
Your Mom is so fat that after having a dream about marshmallows, she woke up and her pillows were gone.
Your Mom is so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes B.C, Edmonton, Toronto, Qubec…
Your Mom is so fat that the local restaurant has a sign stating: Maximum Occupancy - 45 People or Your Mom.
Your Mom is so fat that after sex she smokes a ham.
Your Mom is so fat we’re in her right now.
Your Mom is so fat that she has to wake up in sections.
Your Mom is so fat when she rolls over in bed she burns her ass on the light bulb.
Your Mom is so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
Your Mom is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Your Mom is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.
Your Mom is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your Mom is so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Your Mom is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
Your Mom is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Your Mom is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
Your Mom is so fat she’s got her own area code.
Your Mom is so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Your Mom is so fat that her senior pictures had to be an arial view.
Your Mom is so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Your Mom is so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER.
Your Mom is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your Mom is so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Your Mom is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Your Mom is so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
Your Mom is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your Mom is so fat when she goes to a resturant, she takes one look at the menu and says, “Okay!”
Your Mom is so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, “One at a time, please.”
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, “To be continued…”
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, “We don’t do livestock.”
Your Mom is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Your Mom is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Your Mom is so fat the last time she layed on the beach, Greenpeace showed up and tried to push her back into the water.
Your Mom is so fat she uses Redwoods to pick her teeth.
Your Mom is so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts.
Your Mom is so fat when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
Your Mom is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
U know those snuggie commercials? Well they use to say 1 size fits all, but now they say 1 size fits all except for yo momma!
Yo mommas so fat they made a map on how to get around her!
…they also made a book called “around your mom in 80 days”
your mom is so fat when she stands in the shower her feet dont get wet.
your mom is so fat the ocean is her water bed and it still not big enough.
your mom is so stupid that she tryed wakin up a sleepin bag.
your mom’s glasses are so think that when she looks at the sun her eyebrows catch fire.
yo mama so fat when she went on myspace ther wasnt no space left! now all the bitches that try to still my joke they gettin slaped!!!! and u dont got to be afraid jkd
Yo momma is sooooo fat, when she dances she makes the CD skip…..at the radio station!!!! Oh yeah….well your momma is sooo fat when SHE dances she makes the BAND skip!!!
yo mamma so stupid that she was locked in a grocery store an starved
yo mamma so fat wen u cut her she bleeds bacon grease
yo mamma teeth so yellow it brighter than di sun light an di sun say it want it shine back
my name is king kong and i like to hump my mom king kong king kon. Im really harry and my husbends name is garry king kong king kong. we eat alot of bananas and like to wacth hanna montana king kong king kong
Your momma is so hairy when she gave birth to you, you almost died from rugburn!
Your momma is so nasty when she takes her underwear off, it sounds like Velcro!
Your momma is so fat when she goes outside in a red shirt the kids yell “kool-aid!”
yo mama so stupid, when she bought a cellphone ,she thought it ment to go to a cellar and call people , so she didnt buy it because SHE DIDNT HAVE ONE!
the last time your momma saw the number 100000000000000000000000000
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was on the weight scale
your mommas so fat even naruto doesnt believe it
your mommas so retarted that she tried to shave with the motorola razor!!!
your mommas so ugly that when she went 2 the bank the person sed “How may i help you SIR!!”
your mommas so retarted that she ordered a big mac at KFC
your mommas so fat that she look like U!!!!!!! OOOOOHHHHHH SNAP!!!!
if anybody uses any of these jokes, they are retarted hoboes who live in cardboard boxes and eat birds……seriously
yo mama is so stupid she was mowing the lawn and she ran over a cat’s tail and she called wal mart and said is this a retail store and they said yes and the person said well i need a re-tail because i ran over a cat and it’s tail is off.
Yo mommas so ugly when she looked at the sun it burned out
Yo mommas like a balloon–she gets blown, popped and thrown away
Yo mommas such a used whore she uses a bus as a dildo
No lube needed…
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so stupid she brong a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so poor when she went to mcdonalds she put a milk shake on layaway.
Yo mama so fat she would have made E.T. but when she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat when she went to an all you can eat buffet they had to enstall speed bumbs.
Yo mama so stupid she shoved a battery up her but and said I got the power.
yo mom is so fat on the scale it says quit talking millions for the economy
yo mom is so fat when she walks toward the scale she makes it skip
yo mom is so fat when men see her they say hamburger
yo mom butt is so big she needs two toliets to take a number two
yo mom is so old she was with God during the 1st supper
yo mom is so short when she wears underwear it looks like a bikini or lingrie
yo mom is so fat when she saw yahoo on the internet she ran for her straw to taste to the screen
yo mom is so dumb when she was locked in toys r us for a hour she said i am bored to death
yo mom is so old she said i am bored to death and passed away
yo mom is so old she makes sleeply look deadly
yo mom is so poor she goes to 99 cent store minus
yo mom is so poor she has negative dollar bills in her wallet
yo mom is so dirty her bathtub is best friends with the toliet
yo mom is so serious she cursed people out on her birthday
yo mom is so stupid she thought mink was a color
yo mom is so fat when she walks in the middle of the street makes the left and right talking to each other about her being so overweight
yo mom is so stupid she got on the scale to measure her tempeturate
yo mom is so fat when she dances in nyc clubs she causes earthquake in california
yo mom breathe is so hot people are thinking about putting her on the pokemon card next to charmander
yo mom breathe is so hot when people lost their power during the winter they use her mouth as a generator
yo mom is like an aracade game when you put a quarter in pocket you have fun when you run out of money she says game over
yo mom body is so fat and stupid when she steeps on the scale the 26 letters of the alaphabet appear
yo mom is so short she has a elevator to get her to the top of the scale
yo mom is so silly she got left back in daycare
yo mom is so black she goes to nightcare
yo mom is so big when she sawed caucasian people in a white suit in a limbo she said stop that bag of oreos
yo mom is so silly when she said the exit sign she though the scary movie would come on free of charge
yo mom is so silly she can sneak out the house late at night by arming crawling through the closed door
yo mom is so fat she breast feed her child hi c eggnog
yo mom is so fat when she step on the scale it say a yo mom joke about her being so fat she had to get off the scale or it would not work
yo mom is so old her hair got more powder than a snowy road
yo mom is so fat she had to see a food psychologist for eating too much donuts
yo mom is so fat she said tried on a brown turtle neck she turned it into a rubber band
yo mom is so fat she can save herself when she chokes on her food by continue to eat
yo mom is so ugly she wanted to go to mount everest but china changed its name to mount neverest
yo mom is so ugly she made rain update its invisibility
yo mom is so ugly she made the candle cry fire down
yo mom is so tall and her breathe is so spicy when she saw an pyramid she said wow which became eygpt’s first voclano
yo mom is so tall and her breathe is so hot she turned a pyramid into the world’s tallest candle
yo mom is so tall whenver a volcano erupts the fire station tells her to cry or spit to get rid of the fire
yo mom is so shy she don’t open her mouth junkfood
yo mom is so shy deaf people tell her to speak her mind
yo mom is so fat the f1 to f12 on the keyboard is the representation to her fattiness
yo mom is so dumb f1 and f12 on the keyboard is an indication to how many times she failed class
yo mom is so fat eating kiss the candy her heart takes a dump inside her body before her but does
yo mom is so fat she does not give kisses she eats them
yo mom is so tall the reason heaven is so far away because every time she stands up her head puts it up a sky high each and every day
yo mom is so tall if it wasn’t for her God would probably still be on earth there would be no heaven and earth
1.your momma is so fat she doesnt fit in this joke
2. your mama is so fat she dont give a sh*t if its not butter
3.your momma is so fat its not funny
4.your momma is so ugly they didnt kno wen she was born if she was a tumor
5.your momma is so hairy yur bro almost died of rugburn wen he was born
your mamas so fat that flo rida wrote a song about her that went like this ‘apple bottom jeans boots that are large THAT ARE LARGE the whole club was calling her a lard she hit the floor she bounced back up shorty got higher higher higher.’
yo momma is so dumb she thought concerntration camp was summer skool
yo mom is so tall she use nyc skyscrapers as thumbtacks
yo mom is so dumb she thought thumbtack were peppermints
your eyes are like diamonds,your teeth are like glass,your face reminds me of king kong’s ass.
boys say you’re pretty,boys say you’re fine but when the baby comes around they say its not mine.
I love someone yes i do,i love someone yes its true,i love someone yes its you.
i love someone yes i do,i love someone yes its true,bitch stop smiling its not you.
si mi alma fuera pluma y mi corazon tintero,con la sangre de mis venas escribiria te quiero.
Un lapis sin punta no puede escribir y yo sin tus labios no puedo vivir.
Yo momma is so fat, when the house burnt down, we used her undowear as a tent. Yo momma is so fat, when she ran the CD player skipped… At the radio station.
your mamma so fat every guy will look at her and say o my god she can’t even se her own feet
Tweetyo momma so fat when god created the world he said “move over bitch”
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she tripeed over a cordless phone.
TweetYo momma is so fat when it was count down for new years she farted and everyone thought it was firecrackers.
TweetYour Mom is so fat she could sell shade during the summer.
TweetYour Mom is so fat when she get a cut, she bleeds milkshakes
Your Mom is so fat she walked by the tv and I missed three episodes.
Your Mom is so fat she whistles bass.
Your Mom is so fat she’s the only one at the beach who gets a tan.
Your Mom is so fat she pays taxes in three different countries.
Your Mom is so fat she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
Your Mom is so fat she violates 17 different zoning laws
Your Mom is so fat she can seat a family of six.
Your Mom is so fat she can walk around the world in three steps.
Your Mom is so fat if she were overthrown by a small militia, she’d be known as The Republic of Your Mom.
Your Mom is so fat that after having a dream about marshmallows, she woke up and her pillows were gone.
Your Mom is so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes B.C, Edmonton, Toronto, Qubec…
Your Mom is so fat that the local restaurant has a sign stating: Maximum Occupancy - 45 People or Your Mom.
Your Mom is so fat that after sex she smokes a ham.
Your Mom is so fat we’re in her right now.
Your Mom is so fat that she has to wake up in sections.
Your Mom is so fat when she rolls over in bed she burns her ass on the light bulb.
Your Mom is so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
Your Mom is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Your Mom is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.
Your Mom is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your Mom is so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Your Mom is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
Your Mom is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Your Mom is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
Your Mom is so fat she’s got her own area code.
Your Mom is so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Your Mom is so fat that her senior pictures had to be an arial view.
Your Mom is so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Your Mom is so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER.
Your Mom is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your Mom is so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Your Mom is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Your Mom is so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
Your Mom is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your Mom is so fat when she goes to a resturant, she takes one look at the menu and says, “Okay!”
Your Mom is so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, “One at a time, please.”
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, “To be continued…”
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, “We don’t do livestock.”
Your Mom is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Your Mom is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Your Mom is so fat the last time she layed on the beach, Greenpeace showed up and tried to push her back into the water.
Your Mom is so fat she uses Redwoods to pick her teeth.
Your Mom is so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts.
Your Mom is so fat when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
Your Mom is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE SAT BEHIND JESUS IN THE 3RD GRADE
TweetYo momma is so fat if she stepped on a dollor sh could make change
TweetYo momma is so stupid he thought a quarter
TweetYo momma is so stupid he thought a quarterback was a refund
TweetYO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE MADE A TO A MATCHSTICK LOOK FAT
TweetYo mama so stupid that she told you another yo mama joke
TweetYo mama so -ugly- that when she try to take a bath the water jump out
Tweetyo mama so so so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch!!!
TweetYo mama so big she changed “one size fits all” to “one size fits most”
TweetYo momma so fat she puts on her underware and it turns into a thong
TweetYo momma so fat she make KING KONG look tiny
TweetYou don’t have anything bad to say ’bout yo mama-dang your face seas it all!
TweetU know those snuggie commercials? Well they use to say 1 size fits all, but now they say 1 size fits all except for yo momma!
TweetYo mommas so fat they made a map on how to get around her!
…they also made a book called “around your mom in 80 days”
yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Tweetyour mom is so fat when she stands in the shower her feet dont get wet.
Tweetyour mom is so fat the ocean is her water bed and it still not big enough.
your mom is so stupid that she tryed wakin up a sleepin bag.
your mom’s glasses are so think that when she looks at the sun her eyebrows catch fire.
Yo mamma is so poor i walked in her house and the rats tried to rob me
Tweetyo mamma is like a fine restaraunt she only takes deliveries in the rear
TweetYo momma is like a scooter everyone rides her but no one addmitts it
Tweetyo mamma is so ugly the elephant man said dam!
TweetYo momma so ugly she makes micheal jackson look like bradd pitt
TweetYo momma is so ugly the elephant man makes jokes
Tweetyo mamma is so fat christopher columbus said we ve found america
TweetYo momma smells so bad that the only dis im goin 2 giv er is disinfectant
TweetYo momma is so old she knew burger king wen he was a prince
TweetYo mamma so ld she has adam and eves autograph
TweetYo momma is so hairy she was a stunt double for chewbacca
TweetYo momma is so ugly the only person she cud lose er virginity 2 was ur dad
TweetYo mama so ugly they used her face as a template for monster cookies on Halloween
TweetDICK AND JANE WENT UP HILL LOOKING FOR SOME WATER. DICK FELL DOWN AND BROKE HIS NECK AND HE NOTICE THE HILL WAS YOUR MOTHER .
Tweetyo momma so stupid she thought myspace was a restraining order
Tweetyo momma so stupid:
Tweet-she thought a bagel was a bird
-she thought a raisin was a daycare center
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Yo mommma so dirty that wen she takes a bath the turns black
Tweetyo momma so fat that when should hit her toe she sreamed like godzilla
Tweetyo momma so fat that she got maried to minie me because he understands her
Tweetyo momma is so stupid that when i gave her nickelback tickets she went to target
TweetYo mama is so ugly when she went to the store they said help wanted
TweetYo mama is so ugly she scared the stiches out of frankinstine
Tweetyo mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Tweetyou mama so harry the only laungue she speek wookie
Tweetyo momma is so fat she puts her belt on a boomarang
Tweetyo momma is like like a tv, a 2 year old could turn her on
Tweetha ha im gay
Tweetyour mama is so stupid she locked her self up in the bathroom and peed her pants…
Tweetyo mom is so stupid and doshed her selfed
Tweetyo mamma so stupid, she wears purple! WHAT WHAAAAAT! BEAT THAT BITCHEZ!
Tweetyo mama so fat when she went on myspace ther wasnt no space left! now all the bitches that try to still my joke they gettin slaped!!!! and u dont got to be afraid jkd
TweetYo mamma’s breath stank so bad that when she breathes, her teeth duck out of the way!
Yo mamma’s breath stank so bad that people look forward to her farts!
Tweetyour momma so harry that all she attracts is wookies
Tweetyo mama is so reterderd she sucks a cow to get milk
Tweetbite me bitches
Tweetyo mamma so hairy she married a wookie
Tweetyo mama is like a coffee machine 25cents she grind my beans
Tweetyo mamma so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she steps on the scale her phone number shos up
Tweetyou mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Tweetyo mama looklike a man she need to get that lined up
Tweetyall hoes stupid only 8 or 9 make since and are funny
Tweetyo mamma so fat she made a monster truck look like a lowrider
Tweetyo momma so fat she stiep on a rainbow an made skidles
TweetYo Mommas so hairy, when you came out, you got a rug burn!
TweetYour Mamma is old old in the second grade she behind jesus
TweetYour Mamma is old old in the second grade she behind jesus
TweetYo momma is soooo fat when she swims in the ocean people picket with signs that say “Save the whales……some room!!!”
TweetYo momma is sooooo fat, when she dances she makes the CD skip…..at the radio station!!!! Oh yeah….well your momma is sooo fat when SHE dances she makes the BAND skip!!!
TweetYO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE TURNED SIDEWAYS AND DISAPEARED.
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she got in the airplane and the peaple said get of me
Tweetyo mama so fat she got on a scale and it said to be continud ooooo
Tweetha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha your so poor you eat ceral with a fork to save milk
Tweetyo mamma so stupid that she was locked in a grocery store an starved
Tweetyo mamma so fat wen u cut her she bleeds bacon grease
yo mamma teeth so yellow it brighter than di sun light an di sun say it want it shine back
yo mamma breath so stank its di reason 4 global warmin
Tweetyo mamma so fat hairstylist can cut her an get 50 years supply worth a oil
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Tweetyo mama has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers
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Tweetyo momma so dumb she got lock in the super market in starverd to death
TweetYour mama’s so dumb she was hit by a parked car.
TweetYo momma so fat does’t wear a G-string, she wears an ABCDEFG-string.
TweetYour mommas like a city-bus, she’s big, she’s smells, she doesn’t look good, and she’s only one dollar for a ride.
Tweetyo mamma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license
Tweetyour mommas so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
And, oh yeah. I made those last three yo momma jokes up.
TweetYo mommas so stupid, it took her three chances to know what up from down was.
TweetYo mommas so stupid, she needed help making hamburger helper.
TweetYo mommas so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign, and waited for it to say go.
TweetYo mommas so poor, she went to a 99 cent store, and complained about the prices.
TweetYo mommas so stupid, it took her 10 minutes to make minute rice.
TweetYo mommas like a hockey player, she changes her pads every period.
TweetYo mommas so fat, every time she turns around, its her birthday.
TweetYo mommas hair is so fake, it says “Made in China” on the back of her head.
TweetYo mommas so fat, on a magazine, she’s on pages 1-5.
TweetYo mommas so ugly, when she came out of her mother’s vagina, her mother named her “Shit-Happens”.
TweetYO BROTHERS SO STUPID WHEN YOUR MOTHER SAID CHRISTMAS IS AROUND THE CORNER HE WENT LOOKING FOR IT
TweetYo mommas so fat shes on both sides of the family
Tweetyo mommas so fat,scientists decided her ass would be the 10th planet
Tweetmy mommas so fat when my friend was having sex he rolled over nine times and was still on the bitch
Tweetmy mommas so fat when my friend was having sex he rolled over nine times and was still on the bitch
Tweetyo mammas so stupid she seen a buss full of white kids and yelled stop that twinkie
Tweetyo mamma so fat shes got more chins than a chinese phonebook
Tweetyo mammas like a vacume cleaner sucks blows and gets laid in the closet every not
Tweetyo mammas like a vacume cleaner sucks blows and gets laid in the closet every night
Tweetyou people talk smack about how stupid your momma is. but in reality you are the stupid ones. You people do not know how to spell or write.
Tweetyo mama so fat she jupd in the air and got stuk
TweetYo mama is so smelly dat wen she pass by everybody suspects the sockaway.
TweetYo mama is so old she told me about the her relationship wit joseph.
TweetYo mama is so fat she uses pillow for her menstral pad.
TweetYo mama is so old she once listened to jesus christ live preaching.
Tweetwho is yo mama??
Tweetyou momma is so stupid, she stuck a battery up her butt and said “I got the power”!
Tweetyour momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued
Tweetyour momma so ugly michale jackson said no
TweetYo mama is so fat she cant even view her privates.
TweetYo mama is so cheap she had sex just 4 a buk.
Tweetyo mamma’s ass is so black that it could be ma coal
Tweetyo mama’s ass so black that it could be ma caol
TweetYo mama’s ass is so big like she is from nigeria
TweetMale from nigeria 21 need a frnd from any part of the world contact me on +2348034931039. thuglifeinhere@yahoo.com
TweetYou mamma so lesbian she went to a lesbian bar and security kicked her out and said no pros
Tweetyo mama so old she one sat next to jesus in pre k
Tweetyo mamma so old she was high school sweethearts with joseph and mary got jealous.
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she tripped over the (and i quote from yo mamma) “cord” on a cordless phone
Tweetyour momma so stupid she tried stealling freebread
Tweetyo mama is so stupid when she saw the stop&shop sighn she stoped but didnt shop
Tweetyo mama is so fake she came with batteries
Tweetyo mama is so ugly when she was born the doctor died
Tweetyo mama is so stupid when they told her to look for pluto mickey mouse she whent to space
Tweetmy name is king kong and i like to hump my mom king kong king kon. Im really harry and my husbends name is garry king kong king kong. we eat alot of bananas and like to wacth hanna montana king kong king kong
Tweetyo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet it said abc123 i see your big fat ass
TweetYo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
TweetYo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
TweetYo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
TweetYo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
TweetYo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under “Education” on her job apllication, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
Tweetyo mom is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Tweetyo mom is so stupid she thought that taco bell was a mecsican phone company
Tweetyo momma so fat she pulled out jumbo the elephant from her jelly roles
Tweetyo momma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for disturbing the peace
Tweetyo moma so fat sheused the equater of the earth as a belt
TweetYo mom so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
TweetYO mom so dirty when she was about to get in the tub the water said you go first.
Tweetyo momma soooooo ugly she looked out the bus window and got arrested for mooning!
Tweetyo mamma so fat and hairy she climbed up the Empire State Building and Everyone yelled”KING KONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Tweetyo mama soooooooooooooo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mama boobs so big da army be using her bra fo parachutes lololoool my 9 year old came up wit dis one an wanted to submit it
Tweetyo mama soooooooooo dumb she ran in to a parked car
Tweetyo mama so fat she went to japan and gozilla said “Damn!”
TweetYo mama so stupid she stared at a glass of orange juice cuz it said concentrate!!!!! ohh
Tweetyo mama so stupid she tripped ova a cordless phone!!!! a 10 year old came up with dat one
Tweetyo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the winddow and her neighbor said “Nice ass!”
Tweetyo momma so fat she made jova the hut say damn.
TweetYo momma so fat superman had to strain trying to lift her ass.
TweetYo momma so fat, that when she was trying to get out of bed she rolled 3 times and rocked herself to sleep. HAHAHHAHHAHAHAH
Tweetur mama’s so stupid, on her essay, she went out and had sex with a mexican, essay essay essay
Tweetur mamas so black, when shes eatin twinkes, she ends up eatin her fingers
Tweetyo mamas like a shot gun, one c**k and she blows
Tweetyo mamas like an xbox, lil’ boys turn her on
Tweetyo mamas so ugly,when they had a tv show about women, ur ma was put on animal planet
Tweetyo mamas so fat, she uses dounuts for nipple rings
Tweetall the jokes by hunter where writen by a 12 year old
Tweetyo mama like a swimming pool every body gets a dip
Tweetwhat do you call a bench full of white people, the nba
Tweetwats a mexicans favorite sport, cross country
TweetWhat do u call a bus full of white people, a twinke
Tweetyo momma so fat,she uses a paint roller for lipstick
Tweethey mexican hater go to h e l l
TweetYo momma is so ugly, she ended up being Obama’s wife
TweetYo momma is so fat, she said to herself, “Get out of the way you fatass bitch!”
TweetYo momma so stupid, when somone said, ” what sup bitch?” she barked at them.
Tweetyo momma is so weak, she kicked her own ass.
Tweetyo momma so fat, when she farted, the crowd said, ” I don’t want to go to hell!!!!!”
Tweetyo momma so fat, her titties are at war with each other.
Tweetyo momma so fat, everyone lives inside her and the only way to get inside is to go through her vagina
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Tweetyo momma so ugly, god said don’t send her up here
Tweetyo momma so stupid, when her husband asked can you give me a hand at my job, she actually gave him a hand job
Tweetyo mamma is so yellow spongebob uses her as a sex toy
Tweetyo mamma is so fat it takes her 2 trips to haul ass
TweetYour momma is so she uses mexico as her taning bed
TweetYour momma is so ugly the devil looked at her once and said take her to the dumpster!
TweetYour momma is so FAT she has to a POOL to take a bath!
Tweetyour momma is ugly the only thing she could get close to marrying was a RAT!!
Tweetyour momma is so fat she has to use the garrage as her front door!!
TweetYour MOMMA so Fat she look at a yellow bus and that it was a twinkie!!!
Tweetyo mamas so stupid she tried to drown a fish
Tweetyo momma so stupid she let a fish go in the water and said dont drown
TweetYo momma is so old that her birthday expired
TweetYo momma is sooooooooo old she sat behind jesus crist in the third grade
TweetYo momma is so fat that she has pics of food in her wallet
TweetYo momma is so old she knew burger king wen he was just a prince
TweetYo momma is sooo stupid she gave birth to you
Tweetyo momma so stuped an fat se say a bus full of black pepole an said stop that cholclet twinky
Tweetyo momma so fat she was in the water an suct it up
Tweetyo momma lick a vaclener she hf pafhs an blows
Tweetyour mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Tweetyo mama so fat that when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up…
TweetYO MAMA’S SO FAT FAT, SHE DON’T TAKE PICTURES, SHE TAKES POSTERS!!
TweetYO MAMA’S SO FAT,HER PICTURE WEIGHS TEN POUNDS!!
TweetYO MAMA’S SO FAT, SHE USES HOOLA HOOPS TO HOLD UP HER SOCKS.
TweetYO MAMA SO FAT , SHE GOT MORE CHINS THEN A CHINEESE PHONEBOOK!
TweetYO MAMA’S SO FAT,I TRIED TO ROLL ON HER AND F**K , AND MY EARS POPPED!
Tweetyo mammas fat when she put a yellow t shirt on people thought she was a taxi
TweetYo momma so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
Tweetyo mama is so skinny she can hula hoop throught a cheerio
Tweetyo mama is so skinny she can hula hoop through a cheerio
Tweetyo mamas so dumb she slept with a ruler to see how long she slept
Tweetyo mamma so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales said”were all family even though youre fatter than me”
Tweetyo mamma so fat she jumped in the ocean and thwe whales said”abc 123 get youre fat ass off of me”
TweetYo Mamma so dirty. her imaginary friend ran away from her
Tweetyo mamma so supid she went in a elevator by herself and fated. then said it was you.
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she eats her FOOD Stamps
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she eats her FOOD Stamps
Tweetyr momma so stuped she wanted to be a pony for she would go to walmart and people would stick coins in her ass
Tweetyo momma so fat she sell’s shade in the summer
Tweetyo momma so ugly she went in the haunted house and came out with a job application
Tweetyo mama so dumb that she was trying to drown a fish
Tweetyo momma so stupid she saw a spiderweb and thought it was a website
Tweetyo momma so stupid she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone
Tweetyo momma so stupid she stared at a bottle of orange juice because it said concentrate
Tweet“yo momma so fat that she made java hut go daaaannnngggg” quote from robot chicken (the greatest show evaaa)
Tweetyour momma was swimming in the ocean and farted and made hurrican katrina and she didn’t even know it
Tweetyo momma so ugly not even bill clinton would do her…
Tweetyo momma so stupid she called you a son-of-a-bitch
Tweetyo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
Tweetyo mama so stupid she saw a yellow bus with white kids in it she said hay stop that twinkie
Tweetyo mama so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew
Tweetyo mamma is so poor she uses a skateboard as their veichle
Tweetyo mamma is so fat the army uses her panties as a prachute
Tweetyour mamma is so old jesus was her prom date for the senior room dance
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she was the one who knocked out the twin towers
Tweetyo mamma is so ugly she was the one who made hittler die
Tweetyo mamma is so retarted she tought a yamika was protection for her breast
Tweetyo momma is like a big mac, big, fat, and greasy
Tweetyo momma is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said sorry no profesionals
Tweetyo momma is like a toilet seat, fat , white, and smells like shit
TweetYour momma’s butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting over a mill dud!
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TweetYour momma is so hairy when she gave birth to you, you almost died from rugburn!
TweetYour momma is so nasty when she takes her underwear off, it sounds like Velcro!
Your momma is so fat when she goes outside in a red shirt the kids yell “kool-aid!”
Yo momma so fat anytime she wants to take bike for a lift the bike man will reply am not carrying two passengers
Tweetur mom is shit
Tweetsfe i think in fit i will gu wid any1
Tweetsfe i think in fit i will gu wid any1
Tweetyo momma is sooo fat that when sh walks thru the door she sings ” i gotta get thru this
Tweetyour mama is so old she farts out dust
TweetYo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Tweetyo mama so ugly she look like a chicken breast
Tweetyo momma is like a vcr player. i put stuff in her, rewind, fast foward, play, and relax as much as i want
Tweetyo momma is like a board. flat and easy to nail
Tweetyo mama so fat that when she went into the movie theatre she sat next to everyone
Tweetyo mamma is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents
Tweetyo mamma is so retarted she went to the doctors and she said i have a crack
Tweeton my ass
yo mama so tall, when she does a cartwheel she kicks jesus in the face
Tweetyo mom so fat she irons her pants in the drive way
TweetYo mama so poor when i saw her kicking a pop can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said “moving”.
Tweetyour mama is so fat there are no good jokes for her
Tweetfor my insult before you can replace with pretty much anything (stupid poor, etc.)
TweetYo mama is so fat when she walked in the street and a school bus was coming she said STOP THAT TWINKIE!
TweetYo mama is so fat whenever she went on a weight scale it said (TO BE CONTINUED)
Tweetyo momma so skinny wen she walked in 2 da stripper club they used her as the pole.
Tweetyo momma so dum she went 2 sleep wit a ruler 2 c how long she slept.
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Tweetyo mama is so stupid, that she`s stupid
Tweetyo momma so gay she make micheal jackson look straight.
Tweetyo momma so dum wen i told her it waz chili outside she got a spoon , a bowl and ran outside.
Tweetyo mama so stupid,she thought the ceiling was the floor when layed down
Tweetyo mama so stupid, when she bought a cellphone , on the box it sayed wireless do she thought it ment it came without the wire
Tweetyo mama so stupid, when she bought a cellphone ,she thought it ment to go to a cellar and call people , so she didnt buy it because SHE DIDNT HAVE ONE!
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Tweetyo momma so stupid she tried drowning a fish.
Tweetyo momma so black she went to night school they counted her abscent.
Tweetyo mama so stuip she had all the blood run to her head just to feed her pet lice
TweetYo mama is so fat when she went bongie jumping she went straight to hell
Tweetyo momma ate your chizel and you liked it
Tweetyo mamma is so old she has a authographed bible from jesus
Tweetyo momma is so fat she got her own zip code
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yo mama so fat when she farted she went straight into orbit
Tweetyo mama so fat she was in the twin towers and they fell because of her
Tweetyo momma so stupid she put paper on the tv and called paperview
Tweetyo momma so fat when she steped on a weight scale it said to be contiued
Tweetyo momma’s boobs are so fake it said Made In Japan on her niple
Tweethi yo mama is soo fat she fat!
Tweetyo mama so old i told her to act her age and she died!
Tweetyour mommas so fat even naruto doesnt believe it
your mommas so retarted that she tried to shave with the motorola razor!!!
your mommas so ugly that when she went 2 the bank the person sed “How may i help you SIR!!”
your mommas so retarted that she ordered a big mac at KFC
your mommas so fat that she look like U!!!!!!! OOOOOHHHHHH SNAP!!!!
if anybody uses any of these jokes, they are retarted hoboes who live in cardboard boxes and eat birds……seriously
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she tryed to buy a 4×4 motorcycle
Tweetyour mamas so small she did back flips under my bed
Tweetur moma is soo ugly when she turned around everything stopped
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mr. diss yo momma so fat her date saw her and he said dang
Tweetmy new name is king diss not king mason
Tweetyo mama so stupid she locked herself in the grocery store and starved to death
Tweetyo mamas so poor she couldn’t afford to pay attention
Tweetyou mama is so fat when she jumped into the ocean the whales tarted singing we are family even tho you are bigger than me
Tweetyo mama is so fat that the titanic wasnt true
Tweetyo mama is so stupid i mean so stupid that someone said that drinks are on the house and she got a ladder.
TweetYo mama is so fat that when she farted Al Gore acused her of Globel warming.
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she was mowing the lawn and she ran over a cat’s tail and she called wal mart and said is this a retail store and they said yes and the person said well i need a re-tail because i ran over a cat and it’s tail is off.
TweetYo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
TweetYo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
TweetYo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
TweetYo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
TweetYo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
TweetYo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Tweetyour so dumb ur reading this website
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TweetYo mamma so fat when she fell i wasnt trying to laugh but the ground was cracking up
TweetYo mama so fat and old when god said, “let their be light,” he right away said, ” get your fat ass out of the way!”
TweetYo mommas so fat even Dora couldnt explore her
Tweetwell mr diss i did use 1 of ur jokes…. so im a hobo PS hoboes r cooler than man123 even….. lolzzzz
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Tweetyo mama is so short that if she grew a beard and put on a pointy hat she’d look like a garden knome!!
Tweetyo mama is so stupid that when she went to the grocery store she grabed some orange jucie it said concentrate. ooooooooooooooooo killin it killin it
Tweetyo mama so stupid she ran into a parked car
Tweetyo mama’s so poor when someone picked up a penny she said “who stole my life-savings?”
TweetYo mama teeth so yellow her smile slows traffic
TweetYo mama so fat and yo daddy so skinny when they stand together is makes a perfect 10
TweetYo mama so fat her butt causes an eclipse
TweetYo momma so stupid when she walked into Wallgreens, she said these walls aint green!
Tweetyo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in third grade!
Tweetyo mama so fat, last time she saw 90210 was on her scale
TweetYo mommas so ugly when she looked at the sun it burned out
TweetYo mommas like a balloon–she gets blown, popped and thrown away
Yo mommas such a used whore she uses a bus as a dildo
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Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
TweetYo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she went inside the house she send the house into the earth’s core
Tweetyo mama is so ugly when she saw herself in the mirror she said its ‘jeepers creepers’.
TweetYo mommas so fat she went to wal-mart tripped over k-mart and landed on target!!!
TweetYo mommas so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
Tweetyo mama so stupid she got lost in her shower
Tweetyo mama has more chins then yellow pages
TweetYour momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks, IS WOOKIE
Tweetyo mommas so fat when she heard the doorbell ring she opened the microwave
Tweetyo mamma so old her breast milk is powder
Tweetyo momma so ghetto when she breast feed kool aid comes out
Tweetyo mama so fat she is the reason the TITANIC sunk!
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she put a paper on a tv and called it paperview
Tweetyo momma so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet started saying a b c d ef g h get you fat ass off of me (song)
TweetWhat did the black girl tell her mother when she had diarrhea. Mommy I’m melting
TweetYour mama is so fat that when she saw a school bus full of white kids she thought it was Twinkie.
Tweetyo momma is so fat she uses a rocket ship for a vibrator
Tweethello my name is cory and i do guys for the warm gooey -ness
Tweetyo mamas so hairy she grows mullets on her niples
Tweetyo mamas so fat when i climbed on top of her i burned my ass on the sun
Tweetyo mama so black she jumped in the pool and people thought she was an oil spill
Tweetyo momma so stupid she tried to put skittles in alphabedical order
Tweetyour moma is so old she ows god a dollar
Tweetyour mom is so old her birthday expired
Tweetyour mom is so stupid she got loked in a grocery store and nearly satarved to death
TweetYo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
TweetYo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
TweetYo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
TweetYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
yo mamma is so stupid when the doctor said she was gonna die she went to buy her self some lifesavers
Tweetyo mama so fat when she floated in the pacific ocean spain claimed her as the NEW WORLD
TweetYo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
TweetYo mama so stupid she brong a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so poor when she went to mcdonalds she put a milk shake on layaway.
Yo mama so fat she would have made E.T. but when she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat when she went to an all you can eat buffet they had to enstall speed bumbs.
Yo mama so stupid she shoved a battery up her but and said I got the power.
ur mom is so stupid she sold the car for gas money
TweetYo MaMas so stupid that when a cop was chasing her she called 911 and said a crazy man was chasing her.
TweetYo MaMas so stupid that when a cop was chasing her she called 911 and said a crazy man was chasing her.
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Tweetyo mom is so fat on the scale it says quit talking millions for the economy
Tweetyo mom is so fat when she walks toward the scale she makes it skip
yo mom is so fat when men see her they say hamburger
yo mom is so old she made Jesus seem younger than sweet sixteen
Tweetyo mom is so old she help god make the world in 6 days
Tweetyo mom hair is so fat she uses bunk beds as hair clippers
Tweetyo mom butt is so big she needs two toliets to take a number two
Tweetyo mom is so old she was with God during the 1st supper
yo mom is so short when she wears underwear it looks like a bikini or lingrie
yo mom is so fat when she saw yahoo on the internet she ran for her straw to taste to the screen
yo mom is so dumb when she was locked in toys r us for a hour she said i am bored to death
yo mom is so old she said i am bored to death and passed away
yo mom is so old she makes sleeply look deadly
yo mom is so poor she goes to 99 cent store minus
yo mom is so poor she has negative dollar bills in her wallet
yo mom is so dirty her bathtub is best friends with the toliet
yo mom is so serious she cursed people out on her birthday
yo mom is so stupid she thought mink was a color
Tweetyo mom is so fat when she walks in the middle of the street makes the left and right talking to each other about her being so overweight
yo mom is so stupid she got on the scale to measure her tempeturate
yo mom is so fat when she dances in nyc clubs she causes earthquake in california
yo mom breathe is so hot people are thinking about putting her on the pokemon card next to charmander
yo mom breathe is so hot when people lost their power during the winter they use her mouth as a generator
yo mom is like an aracade game when you put a quarter in pocket you have fun when you run out of money she says game over
yo mom body is so fat and stupid when she steeps on the scale the 26 letters of the alaphabet appear
Tweetyo mom is so short she has a elevator to get her to the top of the scale
yo mom is so silly she got left back in daycare
yo mom is so black she goes to nightcare
yo mom is so dumb she though fat free was a big coupon
Tweetyo mom eyes balls are so big and scary it go the nine planets and the sun along with her regular pupil
Tweetyo mom is so short and confused she thought a pool table was the solar system
Tweetyo mom is so mix up she thought bringing the remote controller would help her get to our elevator destination faster
Tweetyo mom is so big when she sawed caucasian people in a white suit in a limbo she said stop that bag of oreos
Tweetyo mom is so silly when she said the exit sign she though the scary movie would come on free of charge
yo mom is so silly she can sneak out the house late at night by arming crawling through the closed door
yo mom is so fat she breast feed her child hi c eggnog
yo mom is so fat when she step on the scale it say a yo mom joke about her being so fat she had to get off the scale or it would not work
yo mom is so old her hair got more powder than a snowy road
Tweetyo mom is so fat she had to see a food psychologist for eating too much donuts
yo mom is so fat she said tried on a brown turtle neck she turned it into a rubber band
yo mom is so fat she can save herself when she chokes on her food by continue to eat
yo mom is so ugly she wanted to go to mount everest but china changed its name to mount neverest
yo mom is so ugly she made rain update its invisibility
yo mom is so ugly she made the candle cry fire down
yo mom is so tall and her breathe is so spicy when she saw an pyramid she said wow which became eygpt’s first voclano
yo mom is so tall and her breathe is so hot she turned a pyramid into the world’s tallest candle
yo mom is so tall whenver a volcano erupts the fire station tells her to cry or spit to get rid of the fire
yo mom is so shy she don’t open her mouth junkfood
Tweetyo mom is so shy deaf people tell her to speak her mind
yo mom is so fat the f1 to f12 on the keyboard is the representation to her fattiness
yo mom is so dumb f1 and f12 on the keyboard is an indication to how many times she failed class
yo mom is so fat eating kiss the candy her heart takes a dump inside her body before her but does
yo mom is so fat she does not give kisses she eats them
yo mom is so tall the reason heaven is so far away because every time she stands up her head puts it up a sky high each and every day
yo mom is so tall if it wasn’t for her God would probably still be on earth there would be no heaven and earth
yo momma so poor she gata catc goodwill on sale
TweetWow all of these jokes are garbage
Tweetyo mm is so fat that she’s fat
Tweetwho calls him or herself ‘you suck’
Tweetyou really suck.
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT HER PANTS SIZE ARE BITCH LOSE SOME WAIT
TweetYO MAMA SO UGLY SHE MADE ONIONS CRY
Tweetyo mamma is so fat that dora can explore her
Tweetyo mamma is so fat that when god siad let there be light she had to move out of the way
Tweetyou mama is so ugly she took a dump infront of the who world.
Tweetyo momma so stupid she stole free bread
Tweetyo momma so poor she walks around in the street saying” 25 cents to grind your beans!”
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she saw her son in the street causing mischief and asked”hey you, who is yo momma?”
TweetYour momma is so stupid when her history teacher told her to write a esay on mexican history she humped a mexican ese ese ese
Tweetyo mama is so fat that when she jumped into the grand canyon, she got stuck
TweetYo Momma So Hairy The Only Language She Talk Is Wookie Ayeayeayeaye
TweetYo Momma So Hairy She Made King Kong Jealouse!!
TweetYo Momma So Stupid I Caught He Looking Over A Glass Wall To See What Was On The Other Side!
TweetYo Momma So Fat Even Richard Simmons Had To Laugh!
TweetYo Momma So Fat She Sat On Fort Knox And Now All She Does Is Crap Change!
TweetYo Momma So Fat She Saw A Bus And Screamed “Stop That Twinkie!”
Tweetyo momma so fat insted of the onions making her cry she made the onions cry.
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Tweetur mom is so ugly dat ur granda is so stupid dat wen she was born she said wut a treasure and ur grandpa said o lets bury it
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Tweetyour mama is so ugly that the dog would not play with you in less you had food in your hair
Tweetur mama so old she left her purse in noahs ark
Tweetyour mama so old she sat in front of jesus in her first grade class
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Tweetmama is fat that shes bolett pruff
yo mama is so fat she needs two woaches for both time zones
Tweetyo mama is so fat when some one wonts to sack her hand she has 2 give directions!!!
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Tweetyo mama is so stuped she locked her self in a motorsical
TweetUr momma is so fat when she jump she got stuck in the air
Tweetyour mama is so ugly when she looked herselve in the mirror her reflection ducked
Tweetyo mama when she went bongge jumping she went straight to hell
Tweetyo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and i asked her what are u doing im just moving
Tweetyo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and i asked her what are u doing im just moving
Tweetur mama so ugly she made a blind person blind
Tweetur mama so ugly she made a blind person blind
Tweetur mama so ugly she made a blind person blind
Tweetyo mama so dumb i told her to lick my ass she said for how much
TweetWOW THESE JOKES ARE GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyour mama is like a christmas tree she lets every body put there balls on her!!
TweetYour mama is like auto zone 5 cents a screw!!
TweetI DNT HAVE A MOM ME AND MY DAD SHARE URS
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yo daddys so bald when he wears a turtle neck he looks like a broken condum
Tweetyour moms like a doornob everyone gets a turn
Tweetyo mama is so ugly that she is ….. uhmm ugly
Tweetyo mama is so ugly that she is ….. uhmm ugly
Tweetyo mama is so ugly that she is ….. uhmm ugly
Tweetyo mama is so ugly that she is ….. uhmm ugly
Tweetyo mama so ugly not even rice crispies would talk to her
Tweetyour mom is so stupid she stuck batteries in her pocket and said I GOT THE POWER!
TweetYO MAMA SO FAT SHE HAD TO GO TO SEA WORLD TO GET BAPTIZED
Tweetyour moma is so ghetto when she breast feeds u koolaid comes out
Tweetyour moma
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Tweetyour mama is so poor she ate her food stamps.
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your mama is like a happy meal small cheap greasy
Tweetyour mum is like a happy meal small cheap greasy
Tweetyo mamma so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck
Tweetyo mamma so poor she gos in to the kfc to lick over peoples fingers
Tweetyo mamma so fat people jog around her for exsize
Tweetyo mamma so fat when the docter told her she had a fleash eating desise he gave her 10 years to live
Tweetyo mammas so ugly they moved halloween to her birthday
Tweetyo mammas so ugly when she was born the doctor slaped her perons
Tweetyo mammas so fat she sat on a quter and a bugger popped out of gorge washingtans nose
Tweetyo mammas glasses are so thick when she looks on a map she can see people leaving
Tweetyo mammas so stupid she put a dime up her ass and waited for gumballs
Tweetyo mammas so fat she sat next to homer simpson and she made him look anarexic
Tweetyo mammas so old when i told her to act her own age she died
Tweetdoctor whos so gay he drilled a glory hole thougth the tardis
Tweetyo mammas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
Tweetyo mamma so ugly that ghosts had night mares of her!!
Tweetu guys are good makin this up make more!!!
Tweetyo mama so shity she got shit stains on here draws
Tweetyo mama so old she lived in 7894
Tweetyo mamma so fat when god said let there be light he said move your fat ass out the way
Tweetyo mamma so stupid when someone robbed her she dialed 911 on the microwave
Tweetyo mamma so nasty when you asked what’s for dinner she opened up her legs and said crabs
Tweetyo mamma ass so hairy chubaca said god damn you hairy bitch go get a shaver
Tweetyo momma so poor i walked through the front door an tripped over the back fence
Tweetyo mamma so poor i threw a rock at a trash can and she said who knocked?
Tweetyo momma so poor i saw here kicking a trash can down the street i asked wat the hell are you doing she said moving!!!
Tweetyo mamma so tall when she backfliped she kicked god in the face
TweetYO MAMA so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Tweetyou momma like a 2 by 4 flat and easy to screw
Tweetyou momma such a fat druggie when she stepped on the side walkand it cracked so she tried to smoke it
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Tweetyo mamma is so ugly , when she went to a hooker barthey paid her to keep her clothes on!!!
Tweetyo momma so stupid she tryed to put skittles in the order of the abc’s
TweetYo Mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say TAXI!!!!!!!!
TweetYo Mama so fat her driver’s license says : Picture Continued On Other Side
TweetYo momma is so stupid she went to the store and bought a solar powered flashlight
Tweetyo momma is so old she knew burgerking when he was still a prince
Tweetyo mommas teeth are so yellow she spits butter
Tweetyo momma so old i told her to act her own age and she died
Tweetyo momma so old her social security number is 1
Tweetyo mommas head is so small her pillow is a tea bag
Tweetyo momma is so fat that when she sits on the street people think shes a store cause shes got so much junk food
Tweetyo mama so fat that she jump in the air and got stuck
Tweetyo mama teeth is so yellew it looks like she works in a crayon shop
Tweetyo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it read to be continued
Tweetyo mama is so dum she sold her car for gas money
Tweetyo mama is so ugly she made onios cry
Tweetyo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets ps i am 11 years old
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Tweetyo momma so fat, Al Gore blames her of Global Warming
Tweetyo momma is so horny she is like a construction site she got mexicans all over her
Tweetyo momma so old the mummy producer asked her to be their mummy!!
Tweetyo mama is so i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the W’s
TweetSuck My Dick
TweetAnonymous got that shit from the inernet!!!!!!!!!!! Hoe
TweetThis Asslicker whatta do!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo momma so fat she uses a highway for a slippin slide
Tweetyo mammas so old when i tapped her on herback herboobsfell off
Tweetyour mammas so blind she thought your dad was sexy
TweetYo mama so fugly that they had her moved from star wars to an abuss in to seconds!
TweetYo mama so fat that when she wears a one peice she gets arrested!
TweetYo mama so slow it took her 31 years just to read the three little pigs!
TweetYo mama so ugly that she beat micheal jackson in most ugly!
TweetYo mama so ugly when she entered the Worst ugliest ppl they said”No proffesionals!”
Tweetyout momma is soo ugly the tide wont take her out
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she looked at her phone and asked wat time is it
Tweetyo momma
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Tweetyo momma so ghetto when she breast feeds kool-lad comes out
Tweetyo mama so poor africa iz sending money 2 her
Tweetmy mama so ugly im ashamed 2 be her daughther
Tweetyo mama do big she got her own zip code
Tweetyo mama so fat she got fired from da chocolate factory fo eating da whole inventory
Tweetyo momo joke
Tweetyo mamma so fat she thought that your ass was a play toy
Tweetyo mamma so fat she thought your ass was a play toy
TweetYo mama so fat when she went to the moon it SANK!!!!!
Tweetyour momma so ugly when she was laughing i said why you laughing the only reason you should be laughing if is i put a mirror up to your face!
Tweetyour moms like a toilet fat white and smells like sh*t
Tweetyo momma so fat when she walked passed the tv i missed 3 hbo movies
TweetYo mama so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on a bathroom scale
Tweetyo mama so fat that when you look up fat in the dictionary thers a picture of her right there
Tweetyour mama is so asia when she goes to sleep she dosnt have too close her eyes
TweetLueqwesha
Tweetyo mama boobs are smaller then you throw some ds on that bitch
Tweetyo mammas boobs are smaller then your throw some ds on that bitch
TweetYO MAMA SO UGLY WEN SHE WENT TO SCHOOL SHE HAD TO PUT A BAG OVER HERE FACE SO THE KIDS WONT SEE SOME OF THE UGLY
TweetYO MAMA SO UGLY SHE HAD TO PUT A BAG OVER HERE FACE JUST TO COVER UP SOME OF THE UGLY
Tweetyour momma is so skiny she can hula hoop with a chereo
Tweetyo momma so fat she’s on both sides of the family
TweetYo mama so poor, she has to wear her Mcdonald’s uniform to church.
TweetYo mama so poor I saw her wrestlng a squirrel for a peanut.
TweetYo mama so fat she steped on a scale and it said” One at a time please.”
TweetYo momma so fat she steped on a sclane and it said we dont do livestock
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Yo mama so poor she eat ceral witha spoon to save milk
Tweetyo mama soo stupid the she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!! ha =P
TweetYo momma is like a feezer,evrey one puts their meat inside her
TweetYo momma so fat she used a VHS as a beeper
TweetYo moma ’s so fat she uses bacon flavour lip-gloss
Tweetyo momm’s so fat , macdonalds , KFC, and burger king all together had to go on strike to protest against her!
TweetYo momma’s SO NASTY , she spits UHU glue !
Tweetyo momma met dark vater and he said let th force be behind yo ass
TweetYo momma so ugly she looks at her face and says she got a mask for halloween
Tweetyo momma like a ak 47 when they put the clip in she goes off
Tweetyour mama is so fat after your dad finished havind sex with her he rolled 3 times over but was still on your mama.
Tweetyour mama is so big, the helicopter tried to land on her
Tweetyo moma so stupid she went to the clippers game to get a haircut
Tweetyo mamma so fat that when she stepped in the ocean all the whales popped up and started singing we are family even though you’re fatter than me
Tweetyo mama’s so fat when she sat on a dime 2 nickles poped out cring
TweetYo mama is so fat she plays mini-golf with the planets!
TweetYo mamas to ugly she went to the ugly show and the judge said,”Sorry ma’am no profetionals!”
Tweetyo mamas so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch!
TweetYo mamas so dirty she went to the dump and the workers took her as garbage.
Tweetyo mamas like a brick,
Tweetshe is flat on all sides, and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo mama so ghetto that when she breastfeed, kool aid come out
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Tweetyo mama so fat she rides on her to act like a scateboard
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Tweetyo mama is so fat i mistaken her for god’s bowling ball
Tweetyo mama is so old she owes jesus $2
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she took a ruler to her bed and was seeing how long she slept
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Tweetyo mama is so fat tony that when she bungi jumps she goes straight to hell
Tweetyou mammas so fat when she went outside with a rain coat ppl called taxi taxi
TweetYo mumas so fat wen she went 2 da doctors. Da doctor told her 2 take a sit & she took da sit home.
TweetYo mamas so dom wen she went 2 court. Da judge said order order & she said can i hav 1 chicken & chips pls.
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TweetYO MAMMA SO FAT SHE WNT TO THE TRAIN STATION AND PPL BORDED HER$
TweetYO MAMMA SO FAT SHE WNT TO THE CARNIVAL AND PPL ASKED HER HOW MUCH TO RIDE$
Tweetshes fat
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Tweetyour mamma is so small she jumped off a curb and killed her self
TweetThere is two fat people in the world and your mommas both.
Yo momma so old that she has an autographed bible.
Yo momma so old that Jesus sat infront of her in first grade.
Tweetyo mama so fat she went 2 th airport and got arrested 4 ten pounds of crack
Tweet1.your momma is so fat she doesnt fit in this joke
Tweet2. your mama is so fat she dont give a sh*t if its not butter
3.your momma is so fat its not funny
4.your momma is so ugly they didnt kno wen she was born if she was a tumor
5.your momma is so hairy yur bro almost died of rugburn wen he was born
yo mama so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck!!!
Tweetur mama so hairy she has afros over her nipples
TweetUr mama so stupid she sent in an application to preschool
TweetUr mama so fat she uses hummers as roler skates
TweetJunior
Tweetyour mama is so furry that big foot feel in love
TweetYo mama so dumb she turned on the tv and watched the couch
Tweetyo mama so dumb a schoolbus came by and she ran to it because she thougth it was a TWINKY.
TweetYour moma so fat she still can’t belive it’s not butter.
Tweetyo mama so stupid she got loked in the the grocery store and starved
Tweetyo mama is so poor when I ring the doorbell she says “DING!”
Tweetyour mama so fat she sat in the corner and the police came and said HEY. BREAK IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyour mama so fat she went out wearing high heels and came back wearing flip flops
Tweethi yo mamas so fat that people told her that shes fat!!!!
Tweetyour mamas so fat that flo rida wrote a song about her that went like this ‘apple bottom jeans boots that are large THAT ARE LARGE the whole club was calling her a lard she hit the floor she bounced back up shorty got higher higher higher.’
Tweetyour mama so fat my first expidition was around her
Tweetlouis and clark and SAKAGAWIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TweetMike
Tweethey its tilly wagon again and i just wanted to say i like PICKLES!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mama is so dark and fat people said the end is near
Tweetyo mama so stupid she got a doubel a battere sticked it up her ass and said i got the power
Tweetyo mama so black they counted her absent in night school
TweetYour momma so old she knew Mr. Clean back when he had an afro!
TweetYo mama is so fat, when i saw her in the road, i tried to swerve around her, but i ran out of gas!
Tweetyo mama so fat she took one step out of the and said she was tried .
Tweetyour mama so fat they used her belly as a trampline .
Tweetyour mama is so fat when she sat on the bus the bus tilt to that side.
Tweetyour mama so big she had wrested with king kong for fun.
Tweetyour mama so fat she main cause of earthqaukes.
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she doesn’t even know im talking about her.
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she got locked up un H-E-B and starved to death.
TweetYo momma is so stupid she makes you look smart.
Tweetyour mama is so stupid she got locked up in a mattress company and slept on the floor.
Tweetyour mama is so ugly that when she was a baby her mom fed her with a slingshot.
Tweetyo momma is so hairy she makes JOKY look bald.
Tweetyour mama is so fat she can play pool with the planets.
Tweetyour momma is so old i told her act your age she died. jajajajajajajajajajaja
Tweetyo mooma is so stupid she made this website.
TweetYo mama is so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said i got the power
Tweetyo mamma is so old her birth certificate expired!
Tweetyo mamma so poor she was kickin a can across the street and when i asked her what she was doin she said movin.
Tweetyo ma ma so fat when she hit a bus the bus driver said whos pitching brickes
TweetUr Mama so poor she sat behind jesus in 4th grade
Tweetyo mama so fat her pants size is bitch lose some weight
TweetYour mama so fat she has more chins than a hong kong phonebook.
Tweetyo momma so fat barney said you win you win at the eating contest cause we sold out bitch
Tweetyo momma so fat barney said you win you win at the eating contest cause we sold out bitch
Tweetyo momma so fat barney said you win you win at the eating contest cause we sold out bitch
Tweetyo momma so ugly the water jumped when she tried to jump in the pool and the water said no dump in the pool
Tweetyo momma so fat she drives the sun to work everyday
Tweetyour moma is so fat shes fat
Tweetyour moma is so fat shes fat
Tweetyour momma is so dum she had YOU.
Tweetyo mom is like a toilet shes white, around, and full of shit.
Tweetyo mom is so black and her teeth are so yellow that when she smiles she looks like a Pittburg Steeler helmet.
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she turns on the car and goes walking to H-E-B.
Tweetyo momma is so poor i told her where is the restroom she said “pick a corner”.
Tweetyo mamma so fat she don’t get cut’s she gets craters
Tweeti have a big peter
Tweetyou so ugly yo mamma had to feed you with a slingshot
TweetYo mama has no arms and is wearing a vest.
Tweetwell yo momma has now but but she is werin a thong
Tweetwell hell there gido81 hope u know that ur gay
Tweetbring it ill smack u right up sidr ur earhole
Tweetur momma so fat the alastic from her underwear could lap the planet 3 times
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Tweetuknw whats funny u know whats funny ur face ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Tweethablah hablah hablah hablah POOP hablah hablah
Tweetuknowwhats more funnyer than ur momma jokes……….what u got inur pants
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Tweetgo poop on a cow
Tweetthis is a comparson of our mommas this is mine . this is urs O
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Tweetjust thank when ur momma falls thats 45 people dead
Tweetyo moma so fat people run around her for exserise
Tweetyo mama is so fat that when she gos bunge jumping she brings the brige down with her!!!
Tweetyo momma is so old her birth certificate says EXSPIRED
Tweetyo momma is so dumb she thought concerntration camp was summer skool
Tweetyo mom is so tall she use nyc skyscrapers as thumbtacks
yo mom is so dumb she thought thumbtack were peppermints
yo mom is so fat on the scale it shows the times table
Tweetyo mom is so dumb when her friend said if she wanted some popcorn she shot the corn on the knob
Tweetyo mom is so skinny the professional marked her absent in class when she was there
TweetYour mama is so fat she woke up on both sides of the bed
Tweetyo momma is so ulgy she looks like david
Tweetyo momma is sofat we had to install speed bumps inan all u can buffet
Tweetyo momma is so fat when people saw her they said why is the moon so close to the earth.
Tweetyo momma is so fat we had to grese the car door and hold a twinkie on the other side
Tweetto git her in
TweetPOST YOUR MOMMA JOKES HERE
Tweetwhean people look at ur jokes they laugh cause there so dang dumb
Tweethey guys
Tweetur momma is so dumb she tried to drown her pet fish
TweetAre you all virgins? (girls)
Tweetyo mama so fat her pant size is bitch lose some weight
Tweetyo mama so getto when she breast feed coolay comes out
your eyes are like diamonds,your teeth are like glass,your face reminds me of king kong’s ass.
Tweetboys say you’re pretty,boys say you’re fine but when the baby comes around they say its not mine.
I love someone yes i do,i love someone yes its true,i love someone yes its you.
i love someone yes i do,i love someone yes its true,bitch stop smiling its not you.
si mi alma fuera pluma y mi corazon tintero,con la sangre de mis venas escribiria te quiero.
TweetUn lapis sin punta no puede escribir y yo sin tus labios no puedo vivir.
yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.
Tweetthat was awesome andre
Tweetall of you are a bunch of shit
Tweetyo momma so stupid she though tupac shakar was a jeswish holiday
Tweetgo suck a d:::: julio and thanks crystal lee
Tweetyo mama so hairy the only language she speak is wookie….ahzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Tweetyo mama so hairy chubca said stop hating.. bbittcccchh stopppppp hatinggggggggg
Tweetyo mama teeth so yellow the sun said stop hating
Tweetyo mama so fat when she gets up in the morning the devil says oh shit shes up
Tweetyo mama teeth so ig i can kick a field goal thru her gap
Tweetyo mama teeth so yellow when she close her mouth her eyes light up like a jacko-lantern
Tweetyo momma so fat she uses the ocean for a bathtub and plays with whales for rubber duckies.
Tweetyo momma so stupid she takes a spoon to the Superbowl.
Tweetyo momma so fat when she had sex the guy ask her what direction.
Tweetyo mama is so dumb she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept
Tweetyo mama so fat she was baptised in sea world
yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Tweetyo mammas like a hardware store 10 cents a screw HAAH
TweetYo momma so fat the U.S. army uses her panties as a missle launcher
Tweetyo mama so fat when she got on the scaile it said 123 abc get your fat ass off of me
Tweetyo momma is ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for mooning
TweetYo mama so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backin up
TweetYo mama so fat she went to space and got stuck
Tweetyour moma’s so stupid she put 2 quorters in her ears just to lisen to 50cent
Tweetyo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the w&w’s.
Tweetyo mama is so dumb that she got liked in a grocery store and starved.
Tweetyo mama is so stupid that she go locked in a matress store and slept on the floor.
TweetYo mama is so fat it took me a train and two buses just to get on her good side
Tweetyo mama so fat it took 5 planes 16 buses 100 miles just to get around her
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Tweetyo momma so fat it tokk her mom 7 years to get her head out and35 years for the rest
Tweetyo mama so at when she jumped on saturn she made the ring spin
Tweetyour momma is so black she went naked to a funeral
Tweetyour mamas so fat she got baptised at seaworld
Tweetyour mamas so fat when she stepped on the scales it said one at a time please
Tweetyour mamas so fat she could be the eigth continent
Tweetyour mamas so fat when she fell of a boat the captain yelled land ahoy
Tweetwats wrong main dont make me say sometin bout yo mama homboi
Tweetyo momma so old that her breast milk is like powder
Tweetyo mamma so stupid that she thought goin to the doctor and gettin a shot was like gettin something i a needle and giving it to hersekf
Tweetyour momma so old in 3rd grade Jesus sat next 2 her.
TweetYour momma so old on her birth on her birth certificate it said EXPIRED!!!
Tweetyo mama so fat when she sits on the rainbow it makes skitteles!
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she said that nocho riche was her hesbud
Tweetyo mamma is so fat i had too take two buses and a train to get on her good side!!!
Tweetyo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Tweetyo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that
Tweetyo mama so fat her pants have stretch marks
Tweetyo mama so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptized
Tweetyo mama so stupid she bought a video on how to work a VCR
Tweetyo mama so stupid she sold her car for free gas
Tweetyo mama so fat when she went to the beach the people yelled to her free willy
Tweetyo mama so fat i run around her for exercise
Tweetyo mamma is hairy the only language she speaks is chewbakka
Tweetyo mamma so fat i had to take 5 bus’s just to get to the left side of her face
Tweetyo granny so old her birth certificate said expired
TweetYo Mamma us so fat that she eats pumpkin pies as skittles
TweetSEX is yo mommas fav thing
TweetYo momma is so old when she was in
Tweetschool there was NO history class!
yo momma like a hardware store 10cents a screw
Tweetyo momma so stupid she made micheal jackson look straight
Tweetyo mama is so fat, when she jumped in the pool, people would hold up signs saying save the whale
TweetYo momma so fat, when she went to the movie theatre in a white t shirt people thought she was the projector screen.
Tweetyo momma so stupid that when she went to the super bowl she brouth a spoon
Tweetur moms so fat when she broke her leg gravy spilled out
Tweetur moms so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed and got hit by a parked car
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TweetYo momma is so fat, when the house burnt down, we used her undowear as a tent. Yo momma is so fat, when she ran the CD player skipped… At the radio station.
Tweetmy momma so fat she plays matchbox with my car
Tweetyo mama so poor when she got robbed they left money
Tweetyo momma so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Tweetyo mama is so fat, when she got in the house broke down!
Tweetyour momma is like a vacuam cleaner she sucks and blows and the gets laid in the closet.
Tweetur moms like aspoiled fat & chunky
Tweetyo momma’s teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles
Tweetyo momma is so ugly she makes onions cry
Tweetyo mom is so ugly nhl bannded her for life
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she goes to the beac cats throw sand on her
Tweetyour moms like a gas tank first i pump then i pay !!!ooooooo
Tweetfrom now on ima call yo mama a zebra cuz she has stretch marks
Tweetyour momma if so skinney that when she turned sidways and stuck out her tounge she looked like a zipper!!!!!!!!!!!lol! >:^P
TweetYO MOMMA SO OLD SHE FART DUST
Tweetyo mamma so old she farts dust
Tweetyo mamma is so fat when she wore a blue t-shirt and walked down the street people shouted TSUNAMI RUN!!!!
Tweetyo mamma so fat i had to take three buses and two trains just to get over her chin
Tweetyo mamma so old that she witnessed the big bang
Tweetyo mamma so old that she made the big bang
Tweetyo mamma so fat that she make the earth look like a marble
Tweetyo mamma so fat that she makes the universe look like a pea
Tweetyo mamma is so fat that when she signed up to the army they used her in operation human shield
Tweetyo mamma so fat that when she when’t bungee jumping she not only brought down the bridge she brought down the entire country
Tweetyo mamma so fat that make the people at wheight watchers look skinny
Tweetyo momma so fat that I saw her in the kitchen cooking naked and I told her to get her fat ass out my kitchen
Tweetyo momma so stuipd she sold her car for gas money
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TweetYo mama so fat you could slap her butt den ride da waves
Tweetyour mamma is so short she does backflips under the door
Tweetyo mamma is so old the cobb webs between her thighs tell the last time she got laid
Tweetyo mamma so ugly even zombies won’t bite her
Tweetyo mama si so fat she fell in love and broke it
Tweety mama is so fat she doest need ienternet shes world wide
Tweetyo mamma is so fat that when she was taking a shit out came the solar system