Your Mom is so fat she could sell shade during the summer.
Your Mom is so fat when she get a cut, she bleeds milkshakes
Your Mom is so fat she walked by the tv and I missed three episodes.
Your Mom is so fat she whistles bass.
Your Mom is so fat she’s the only one at the beach who gets a tan.
Your Mom is so fat she pays taxes in three different countries.
Your Mom is so fat she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
Your Mom is so fat she violates 17 different zoning laws
Your Mom is so fat she can seat a family of six.
Your Mom is so fat she can walk around the world in three steps.
Your Mom is so fat if she were overthrown by a small militia, she’d be known as The Republic of Your Mom.
Your Mom is so fat that after having a dream about marshmallows, she woke up and her pillows were gone.
Your Mom is so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes B.C, Edmonton, Toronto, Qubec…
Your Mom is so fat that the local restaurant has a sign stating: Maximum Occupancy - 45 People or Your Mom.
Your Mom is so fat that after sex she smokes a ham.
Your Mom is so fat we’re in her right now.
Your Mom is so fat that she has to wake up in sections.
Your Mom is so fat when she rolls over in bed she burns her ass on the light bulb.
Your Mom is so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
Your Mom is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Your Mom is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.
Your Mom is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your Mom is so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Your Mom is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
Your Mom is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Your Mom is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
Your Mom is so fat she’s got her own area code.
Your Mom is so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Your Mom is so fat that her senior pictures had to be an arial view.
Your Mom is so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Your Mom is so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER.
Your Mom is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your Mom is so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Your Mom is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Your Mom is so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
Your Mom is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your Mom is so fat when she goes to a resturant, she takes one look at the menu and says, “Okay!”
Your Mom is so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, “One at a time, please.”
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, “To be continued…”
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, “We don’t do livestock.”
Your Mom is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Your Mom is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Your Mom is so fat the last time she layed on the beach, Greenpeace showed up and tried to push her back into the water.
Your Mom is so fat she uses Redwoods to pick her teeth.
Your Mom is so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts.
Your Mom is so fat when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
Your Mom is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
U know those snuggie commercials? Well they use to say 1 size fits all, but now they say 1 size fits all except for yo momma!
Yo mommas so fat they made a map on how to get around her!
…they also made a book called “around your mom in 80 days”
your mom is so fat when she stands in the shower her feet dont get wet.
your mom is so fat the ocean is her water bed and it still not big enough.
your mom is so stupid that she tryed wakin up a sleepin bag.
your mom’s glasses are so think that when she looks at the sun her eyebrows catch fire.
yo mama so fat when she went on myspace ther wasnt no space left! now all the bitches that try to still my joke they gettin slaped!!!! and u dont got to be afraid jkd
Yo momma is sooooo fat, when she dances she makes the CD skip…..at the radio station!!!! Oh yeah….well your momma is sooo fat when SHE dances she makes the BAND skip!!!
yo mamma so stupid that she was locked in a grocery store an starved
yo mamma so fat wen u cut her she bleeds bacon grease
yo mamma teeth so yellow it brighter than di sun light an di sun say it want it shine back
my name is king kong and i like to hump my mom king kong king kon. Im really harry and my husbends name is garry king kong king kong. we eat alot of bananas and like to wacth hanna montana king kong king kong
Your momma is so hairy when she gave birth to you, you almost died from rugburn!
Your momma is so nasty when she takes her underwear off, it sounds like Velcro!
Your momma is so fat when she goes outside in a red shirt the kids yell “kool-aid!”
yo mama so stupid, when she bought a cellphone ,she thought it ment to go to a cellar and call people , so she didnt buy it because SHE DIDNT HAVE ONE!
the last time your momma saw the number 100000000000000000000000000
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was on the weight scale
your mommas so fat even naruto doesnt believe it
your mommas so retarted that she tried to shave with the motorola razor!!!
your mommas so ugly that when she went 2 the bank the person sed “How may i help you SIR!!”
your mommas so retarted that she ordered a big mac at KFC
your mommas so fat that she look like U!!!!!!! OOOOOHHHHHH SNAP!!!!
if anybody uses any of these jokes, they are retarted hoboes who live in cardboard boxes and eat birds……seriously
yo mama is so stupid she was mowing the lawn and she ran over a cat’s tail and she called wal mart and said is this a retail store and they said yes and the person said well i need a re-tail because i ran over a cat and it’s tail is off.
Yo mommas so ugly when she looked at the sun it burned out
Yo mommas like a balloon–she gets blown, popped and thrown away
Yo mommas such a used whore she uses a bus as a dildo
No lube needed…
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so stupid she brong a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so poor when she went to mcdonalds she put a milk shake on layaway.
Yo mama so fat she would have made E.T. but when she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat when she went to an all you can eat buffet they had to enstall speed bumbs.
Yo mama so stupid she shoved a battery up her but and said I got the power.
yo mom is so fat on the scale it says quit talking millions for the economy
yo mom is so fat when she walks toward the scale she makes it skip
yo mom is so fat when men see her they say hamburger
yo mom butt is so big she needs two toliets to take a number two
yo mom is so old she was with God during the 1st supper
yo mom is so short when she wears underwear it looks like a bikini or lingrie
yo mom is so fat when she saw yahoo on the internet she ran for her straw to taste to the screen
yo mom is so dumb when she was locked in toys r us for a hour she said i am bored to death
yo mom is so old she said i am bored to death and passed away
yo mom is so old she makes sleeply look deadly
yo mom is so poor she goes to 99 cent store minus
yo mom is so poor she has negative dollar bills in her wallet
yo mom is so dirty her bathtub is best friends with the toliet
yo mom is so serious she cursed people out on her birthday
yo mom is so stupid she thought mink was a color
yo mom is so fat when she walks in the middle of the street makes the left and right talking to each other about her being so overweight
yo mom is so stupid she got on the scale to measure her tempeturate
yo mom is so fat when she dances in nyc clubs she causes earthquake in california
yo mom breathe is so hot people are thinking about putting her on the pokemon card next to charmander
yo mom breathe is so hot when people lost their power during the winter they use her mouth as a generator
yo mom is like an aracade game when you put a quarter in pocket you have fun when you run out of money she says game over
yo mom body is so fat and stupid when she steeps on the scale the 26 letters of the alaphabet appear
yo mom is so short she has a elevator to get her to the top of the scale
yo mom is so silly she got left back in daycare
yo mom is so black she goes to nightcare
yo mom is so big when she sawed caucasian people in a white suit in a limbo she said stop that bag of oreos
yo mom is so silly when she said the exit sign she though the scary movie would come on free of charge
yo mom is so silly she can sneak out the house late at night by arming crawling through the closed door
yo mom is so fat she breast feed her child hi c eggnog
yo mom is so fat when she step on the scale it say a yo mom joke about her being so fat she had to get off the scale or it would not work
yo mom is so old her hair got more powder than a snowy road
yo mom is so fat she had to see a food psychologist for eating too much donuts
yo mom is so fat she said tried on a brown turtle neck she turned it into a rubber band
yo mom is so fat she can save herself when she chokes on her food by continue to eat
yo mom is so ugly she wanted to go to mount everest but china changed its name to mount neverest
yo mom is so ugly she made rain update its invisibility
yo mom is so ugly she made the candle cry fire down
yo mom is so tall and her breathe is so spicy when she saw an pyramid she said wow which became eygpt’s first voclano
yo mom is so tall and her breathe is so hot she turned a pyramid into the world’s tallest candle
yo mom is so tall whenver a volcano erupts the fire station tells her to cry or spit to get rid of the fire
yo mom is so shy she don’t open her mouth junkfood
yo mom is so shy deaf people tell her to speak her mind
yo mom is so fat the f1 to f12 on the keyboard is the representation to her fattiness
yo mom is so dumb f1 and f12 on the keyboard is an indication to how many times she failed class
yo mom is so fat eating kiss the candy her heart takes a dump inside her body before her but does
yo mom is so fat she does not give kisses she eats them
yo mom is so tall the reason heaven is so far away because every time she stands up her head puts it up a sky high each and every day
yo mom is so tall if it wasn’t for her God would probably still be on earth there would be no heaven and earth
1.your momma is so fat she doesnt fit in this joke
2. your mama is so fat she dont give a sh*t if its not butter
3.your momma is so fat its not funny
4.your momma is so ugly they didnt kno wen she was born if she was a tumor
5.your momma is so hairy yur bro almost died of rugburn wen he was born
your mamas so fat that flo rida wrote a song about her that went like this ‘apple bottom jeans boots that are large THAT ARE LARGE the whole club was calling her a lard she hit the floor she bounced back up shorty got higher higher higher.’
yo momma is so dumb she thought concerntration camp was summer skool
yo mom is so tall she use nyc skyscrapers as thumbtacks
yo mom is so dumb she thought thumbtack were peppermints
your eyes are like diamonds,your teeth are like glass,your face reminds me of king kong’s ass.
boys say you’re pretty,boys say you’re fine but when the baby comes around they say its not mine.
I love someone yes i do,i love someone yes its true,i love someone yes its you.
i love someone yes i do,i love someone yes its true,bitch stop smiling its not you.
si mi alma fuera pluma y mi corazon tintero,con la sangre de mis venas escribiria te quiero.
Un lapis sin punta no puede escribir y yo sin tus labios no puedo vivir.
your mamma so fat every guy will look at her and say o my god she can’t even se her own feet
yo momma so fat when god created the world he said “move over bitch”
yo momma is so stupid she tripeed over a cordless phone.
Yo momma is so fat when it was count down for new years she farted and everyone thought it was firecrackers.
Your Mom is so fat she could sell shade during the summer.
Your Mom is so fat when she get a cut, she bleeds milkshakes
Your Mom is so fat she walked by the tv and I missed three episodes.
Your Mom is so fat she whistles bass.
Your Mom is so fat she’s the only one at the beach who gets a tan.
Your Mom is so fat she pays taxes in three different countries.
Your Mom is so fat she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
Your Mom is so fat she violates 17 different zoning laws
Your Mom is so fat she can seat a family of six.
Your Mom is so fat she can walk around the world in three steps.
Your Mom is so fat if she were overthrown by a small militia, she’d be known as The Republic of Your Mom.
Your Mom is so fat that after having a dream about marshmallows, she woke up and her pillows were gone.
Your Mom is so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes B.C, Edmonton, Toronto, Qubec…
Your Mom is so fat that the local restaurant has a sign stating: Maximum Occupancy - 45 People or Your Mom.
Your Mom is so fat that after sex she smokes a ham.
Your Mom is so fat we’re in her right now.
Your Mom is so fat that she has to wake up in sections.
Your Mom is so fat when she rolls over in bed she burns her ass on the light bulb.
Your Mom is so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
Your Mom is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Your Mom is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.
Your Mom is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your Mom is so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Your Mom is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
Your Mom is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Your Mom is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
Your Mom is so fat she’s got her own area code.
Your Mom is so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Your Mom is so fat that her senior pictures had to be an arial view.
Your Mom is so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Your Mom is so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER.
Your Mom is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your Mom is so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Your Mom is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Your Mom is so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
Your Mom is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your Mom is so fat when she goes to a resturant, she takes one look at the menu and says, “Okay!”
Your Mom is so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, “One at a time, please.”
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, “To be continued…”
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, “We don’t do livestock.”
Your Mom is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Your Mom is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Your Mom is so fat the last time she layed on the beach, Greenpeace showed up and tried to push her back into the water.
Your Mom is so fat she uses Redwoods to pick her teeth.
Your Mom is so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts.
Your Mom is so fat when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
Your Mom is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE SAT BEHIND JESUS IN THE 3RD GRADE
Yo momma is so fat if she stepped on a dollor sh could make change
Yo momma is so stupid he thought a quarter
Yo momma is so stupid he thought a quarterback was a refund
YO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE MADE A TO A MATCHSTICK LOOK FAT
your mommas pussy is so old the last time she had sex it was with jesus
Yo mama so stupid that she told you another yo mama joke
Yo mama so -ugly- that when she try to take a bath the water jump out
yo mama so so so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch!!!
Yo mama so big she changed “one size fits all” to “one size fits most”
Yo momma so fat she puts on her underware and it turns into a thong
Yo momma so fat she make KING KONG look tiny
You don’t have anything bad to say ’bout yo mama-dang your face seas it all!
U know those snuggie commercials? Well they use to say 1 size fits all, but now they say 1 size fits all except for yo momma!
Yo mommas so fat they made a map on how to get around her!
…they also made a book called “around your mom in 80 days”
yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
your mom is so fat when she stands in the shower her feet dont get wet.
your mom is so fat the ocean is her water bed and it still not big enough.
your mom is so stupid that she tryed wakin up a sleepin bag.
your mom’s glasses are so think that when she looks at the sun her eyebrows catch fire.
Yo mamma is so poor i walked in her house and the rats tried to rob me
yo mamma is like a fine restaraunt she only takes deliveries in the rear
Yo momma is like a scooter everyone rides her but no one addmitts it
yo mamma is so ugly the elephant man said dam!
Yo momma so ugly she makes micheal jackson look like bradd pitt
Yo momma is so ugly the elephant man makes jokes
yo mamma is so fat christopher columbus said we ve found america
Yo momma smells so bad that the only dis im goin 2 giv er is disinfectant
Yo momma is so old she knew burger king wen he was a prince
Yo mamma so ld she has adam and eves autograph
Yo momma is so hairy she was a stunt double for chewbacca
Yo momma is so ugly the only person she cud lose er virginity 2 was ur dad
Yo mama so ugly they used her face as a template for monster cookies on Halloween
DICK AND JANE WENT UP HILL LOOKING FOR SOME WATER. DICK FELL DOWN AND BROKE HIS NECK AND HE NOTICE THE HILL WAS YOUR MOTHER .
yo momma so stupid she thought myspace was a restraining order
yo momma so stupid:
-she thought a bagel was a bird
-she thought a raisin was a daycare center
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Yo mommma so dirty that wen she takes a bath the turns black
yo momma so fat that when should hit her toe she sreamed like godzilla
yo momma so fat that she got maried to minie me because he understands her
yo momma is so stupid that when i gave her nickelback tickets she went to target
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the store they said help wanted
Yo mama is so ugly she scared the stiches out of frankinstine
yo mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
you mama so harry the only laungue she speek wookie
yo momma is so fat she puts her belt on a boomarang
yo momma is like like a tv, a 2 year old could turn her on
ha ha im gay
your mama is so stupid she locked her self up in the bathroom and peed her pants…
yo mom is so stupid and doshed her selfed
yo mamma so stupid, she wears purple! WHAT WHAAAAAT! BEAT THAT BITCHEZ!
yo mama so fat when she went on myspace ther wasnt no space left! now all the bitches that try to still my joke they gettin slaped!!!! and u dont got to be afraid jkd
Yo mamma’s breath stank so bad that when she breathes, her teeth duck out of the way!
Yo mamma’s breath stank so bad that people look forward to her farts!
your momma so harry that all she attracts is wookies
yo mama is so reterderd she sucks a cow to get milk
bite me bitches
yo mamma so hairy she married a wookie
yo mama is like a coffee machine 25cents she grind my beans
yo mamma so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
yo mama is so fat when she steps on the scale her phone number shos up
you mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
yo mama looklike a man she need to get that lined up
yall hoes stupid only 8 or 9 make since and are funny
yo mamma so fat she made a monster truck look like a lowrider
yo momma so fat she stiep on a rainbow an made skidles
Yo Mommas so hairy, when you came out, you got a rug burn!
Your Mamma is old old in the second grade she behind jesus
Your Mamma is old old in the second grade she behind jesus
Yo momma is soooo fat when she swims in the ocean people picket with signs that say “Save the whales……some room!!!”
Yo momma is sooooo fat, when she dances she makes the CD skip…..at the radio station!!!! Oh yeah….well your momma is sooo fat when SHE dances she makes the BAND skip!!!
YO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE TURNED SIDEWAYS AND DISAPEARED.
yo mamma is so fat she got in the airplane and the peaple said get of me
yo mama so fat she got on a scale and it said to be continud ooooo
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha your so poor you eat ceral with a fork to save milk
yo mamma so stupid that she was locked in a grocery store an starved
yo mamma so fat wen u cut her she bleeds bacon grease
yo mamma teeth so yellow it brighter than di sun light an di sun say it want it shine back
yo mamma breath so stank its di reason 4 global warmin
yo mamma so fat hairstylist can cut her an get 50 years supply worth a oil
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yo mama has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers
poo
yo momma so dumb she got lock in the super market in starverd to death
Your mama’s so dumb she was hit by a parked car.
Yo momma so fat does’t wear a G-string, she wears an ABCDEFG-string.
Your mommas like a city-bus, she’s big, she’s smells, she doesn’t look good, and she’s only one dollar for a ride.
yo mamma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license
your mommas so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
And, oh yeah. I made those last three yo momma jokes up.
Yo mommas so stupid, it took her three chances to know what up from down was.
Yo mommas so stupid, she needed help making hamburger helper.
Yo mommas so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign, and waited for it to say go.
Yo mommas so poor, she went to a 99 cent store, and complained about the prices.
Yo mommas so stupid, it took her 10 minutes to make minute rice.
Yo mommas like a hockey player, she changes her pads every period.
Yo mommas so fat, every time she turns around, its her birthday.
Yo mommas hair is so fake, it says “Made in China” on the back of her head.
Yo mommas so fat, on a magazine, she’s on pages 1-5.
Yo mommas so ugly, when she came out of her mother’s vagina, her mother named her “Shit-Happens”.
YO BROTHERS SO STUPID WHEN YOUR MOTHER SAID CHRISTMAS IS AROUND THE CORNER HE WENT LOOKING FOR IT
Yo mommas so fat shes on both sides of the family
yo mommas so fat,scientists decided her ass would be the 10th planet
my mommas so fat when my friend was having sex he rolled over nine times and was still on the bitch
my mommas so fat when my friend was having sex he rolled over nine times and was still on the bitch
yo mammas so stupid she seen a buss full of white kids and yelled stop that twinkie
yo mamma so fat shes got more chins than a chinese phonebook
yo mammas like a vacume cleaner sucks blows and gets laid in the closet every not
yo mammas like a vacume cleaner sucks blows and gets laid in the closet every night
you people talk smack about how stupid your momma is. but in reality you are the stupid ones. You people do not know how to spell or write.
yo mama so fat she jupd in the air and got stuk
Yo mama is so smelly dat wen she pass by everybody suspects the sockaway.
Yo mama is so old she told me about the her relationship wit joseph.
Yo mama is so fat she uses pillow for her menstral pad.
Yo mama is so old she once listened to jesus christ live preaching.
who is yo mama??
you momma is so stupid, she stuck a battery up her butt and said “I got the power”!
your momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued
your momma so ugly michale jackson said no
Yo mama is so fat she cant even view her privates.
Yo mama is so cheap she had sex just 4 a buk.
yo mamma’s ass is so black that it could be ma coal
yo mama’s ass so black that it could be ma caol
Yo mama’s ass is so big like she is from nigeria
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You mamma so lesbian she went to a lesbian bar and security kicked her out and said no pros
yo mama so old she one sat next to jesus in pre k
yo mamma so old she was high school sweethearts with joseph and mary got jealous.
yo mamma so stupid she tripped over the (and i quote from yo mamma) “cord” on a cordless phone
your momma so stupid she tried stealling freebread
yo mama is so stupid when she saw the stop&shop sighn she stoped but didnt shop
yo mama is so fake she came with batteries
yo mama is so ugly when she was born the doctor died
yo mama is so stupid when they told her to look for pluto mickey mouse she whent to space
my name is king kong and i like to hump my mom king kong king kon. Im really harry and my husbends name is garry king kong king kong. we eat alot of bananas and like to wacth hanna montana king kong king kong
yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet it said abc123 i see your big fat ass
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under “Education” on her job apllication, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
yo mom is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
yo mom is so stupid she thought that taco bell was a mecsican phone company
yo momma so fat she pulled out jumbo the elephant from her jelly roles
yo momma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for disturbing the peace
yo moma so fat sheused the equater of the earth as a belt
Yo mom so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
YO mom so dirty when she was about to get in the tub the water said you go first.
yo momma soooooo ugly she looked out the bus window and got arrested for mooning!
yo mamma so fat and hairy she climbed up the Empire State Building and Everyone yelled”KING KONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
yo mama soooooooooooooo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama boobs so big da army be using her bra fo parachutes lololoool my 9 year old came up wit dis one an wanted to submit it
yo mama soooooooooo dumb she ran in to a parked car
yo mama so fat she went to japan and gozilla said “Damn!”
Yo mama so stupid she stared at a glass of orange juice cuz it said concentrate!!!!! ohh
yo mama so stupid she tripped ova a cordless phone!!!! a 10 year old came up with dat one
yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the winddow and her neighbor said “Nice ass!”
yo momma so fat she made jova the hut say damn.
Yo momma so fat superman had to strain trying to lift her ass.
Yo momma so fat, that when she was trying to get out of bed she rolled 3 times and rocked herself to sleep. HAHAHHAHHAHAHAH
ur mama’s so stupid, on her essay, she went out and had sex with a mexican, essay essay essay
ur mamas so black, when shes eatin twinkes, she ends up eatin her fingers
yo mamas like a shot gun, one c**k and she blows
yo mamas like an xbox, lil’ boys turn her on
yo mamas so ugly,when they had a tv show about women, ur ma was put on animal planet
yo mamas so fat, she uses dounuts for nipple rings
all the jokes by hunter where writen by a 12 year old
yo mama like a swimming pool every body gets a dip
what do you call a bench full of white people, the nba
wats a mexicans favorite sport, cross country
What do u call a bus full of white people, a twinke
yo momma so fat,she uses a paint roller for lipstick
hey mexican hater go to h e l l
Yo momma is so ugly, she ended up being Obama’s wife
Yo momma is so fat, she said to herself, “Get out of the way you fatass bitch!”
Yo momma so stupid, when somone said, ” what sup bitch?” she barked at them.
yo momma is so weak, she kicked her own ass.
yo momma so fat, when she farted, the crowd said, ” I don’t want to go to hell!!!!!”
yo momma so fat, her titties are at war with each other.
yo momma so fat, everyone lives inside her and the only way to get inside is to go through her vagina
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yo momma so ugly, god said don’t send her up here
yo momma so stupid, when her husband asked can you give me a hand at my job, she actually gave him a hand job
yo mamma is so yellow spongebob uses her as a sex toy
yo mamma is so fat it takes her 2 trips to haul ass
Your momma is so she uses mexico as her taning bed
Your momma is so ugly the devil looked at her once and said take her to the dumpster!
Your momma is so FAT she has to a POOL to take a bath!
your momma is ugly the only thing she could get close to marrying was a RAT!!
your momma is so fat she has to use the garrage as her front door!!
Your MOMMA so Fat she look at a yellow bus and that it was a twinkie!!!
yo mamas so stupid she tried to drown a fish
yo momma so stupid she let a fish go in the water and said dont drown
Yo momma is so old that her birthday expired
Yo momma is sooooooooo old she sat behind jesus crist in the third grade
Yo momma is so fat that she has pics of food in her wallet
Yo momma is so old she knew burger king wen he was just a prince
Yo momma is sooo stupid she gave birth to you
yo momma so stuped an fat se say a bus full of black pepole an said stop that cholclet twinky
yo momma so fat she was in the water an suct it up
yo momma lick a vaclener she hf pafhs an blows
your mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
yo mama so fat that when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up…
YO MAMA’S SO FAT FAT, SHE DON’T TAKE PICTURES, SHE TAKES POSTERS!!
YO MAMA’S SO FAT,HER PICTURE WEIGHS TEN POUNDS!!
YO MAMA’S SO FAT, SHE USES HOOLA HOOPS TO HOLD UP HER SOCKS.
YO MAMA SO FAT , SHE GOT MORE CHINS THEN A CHINEESE PHONEBOOK!
YO MAMA’S SO FAT,I TRIED TO ROLL ON HER AND F**K , AND MY EARS POPPED!
yo mammas fat when she put a yellow t shirt on people thought she was a taxi
Yo momma so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
yo mama is so skinny she can hula hoop throught a cheerio
yo mama is so skinny she can hula hoop through a cheerio
yo mamas so dumb she slept with a ruler to see how long she slept
yo mamma so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales said”were all family even though youre fatter than me”
yo mamma so fat she jumped in the ocean and thwe whales said”abc 123 get youre fat ass off of me”
Yo Mamma so dirty. her imaginary friend ran away from her
yo mamma so supid she went in a elevator by herself and fated. then said it was you.
yo mama is so stupid she eats her FOOD Stamps
yo mama is so stupid she eats her FOOD Stamps
yr momma so stuped she wanted to be a pony for she would go to walmart and people would stick coins in her ass
yo momma so fat she sell’s shade in the summer
yo momma so ugly she went in the haunted house and came out with a job application
yo mama so dumb that she was trying to drown a fish
yo momma so stupid she saw a spiderweb and thought it was a website
yo momma so stupid she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone
yo momma so stupid she stared at a bottle of orange juice because it said concentrate
“yo momma so fat that she made java hut go daaaannnngggg” quote from robot chicken (the greatest show evaaa)
your momma was swimming in the ocean and farted and made hurrican katrina and she didn’t even know it
yo momma so ugly not even bill clinton would do her…
yo momma so stupid she called you a son-of-a-bitch
yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
yo mama so stupid she saw a yellow bus with white kids in it she said hay stop that twinkie
yo mama so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew
yo mamma is so poor she uses a skateboard as their veichle
yo mamma is so fat the army uses her panties as a prachute
your mamma is so old jesus was her prom date for the senior room dance
yo mamma is so fat she was the one who knocked out the twin towers
yo mamma is so ugly she was the one who made hittler die
yo mamma is so retarted she tought a yamika was protection for her breast
yo momma is like a big mac, big, fat, and greasy
yo momma is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said sorry no profesionals
yo momma is like a toilet seat, fat , white, and smells like shit
Your momma’s butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting over a mill dud!
*milk dud
Your momma is so hairy when she gave birth to you, you almost died from rugburn!
Your momma is so nasty when she takes her underwear off, it sounds like Velcro!
Your momma is so fat when she goes outside in a red shirt the kids yell “kool-aid!”
Yo momma so fat anytime she wants to take bike for a lift the bike man will reply am not carrying two passengers
ur mom is shit
sfe i think in fit i will gu wid any1
sfe i think in fit i will gu wid any1
yo momma is sooo fat that when sh walks thru the door she sings ” i gotta get thru this
your mama is so old she farts out dust
Yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
yo mama so ugly she look like a chicken breast
yo momma is like a vcr player. i put stuff in her, rewind, fast foward, play, and relax as much as i want
yo momma is like a board. flat and easy to nail
yo mama so fat that when she went into the movie theatre she sat next to everyone
yo mamma is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents
yo mamma is so retarted she went to the doctors and she said i have a crack
on my ass
yo mama so tall, when she does a cartwheel she kicks jesus in the face
yo mom so fat she irons her pants in the drive way
Yo mama so poor when i saw her kicking a pop can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said “moving”.
your mama is so fat there are no good jokes for her
for my insult before you can replace with pretty much anything (stupid poor, etc.)
Yo mama is so fat when she walked in the street and a school bus was coming she said STOP THAT TWINKIE!
Yo mama is so fat whenever she went on a weight scale it said (TO BE CONTINUED)
yo momma so skinny wen she walked in 2 da stripper club they used her as the pole.
yo momma so dum she went 2 sleep wit a ruler 2 c how long she slept.
yo momma
yo mama is so stupid, that she`s stupid
yo momma so gay she make micheal jackson look straight.
yo momma so dum wen i told her it waz chili outside she got a spoon , a bowl and ran outside.
yo mama so stupid,she thought the ceiling was the floor when layed down
yo mama so stupid, when she bought a cellphone , on the box it sayed wireless do she thought it ment it came without the wire
yo mama so stupid, when she bought a cellphone ,she thought it ment to go to a cellar and call people , so she didnt buy it because SHE DIDNT HAVE ONE!
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yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a fish.
yo momma so black she went to night school they counted her abscent.
yo mama so stuip she had all the blood run to her head just to feed her pet lice
Yo mama is so fat when she went bongie jumping she went straight to hell
yo momma ate your chizel and you liked it
yo mamma is so old she has a authographed bible from jesus
yo momma is so fat she got her own zip code
the last time your momma saw the number 100000000000000000000000000
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was on the weight scale
yo mama so fat when she farted she went straight into orbit
yo mama so fat she was in the twin towers and they fell because of her
yo momma so stupid she put paper on the tv and called paperview
yo momma so fat when she steped on a weight scale it said to be contiued
yo momma’s boobs are so fake it said Made In Japan on her niple
hi yo mama is soo fat she fat!
yo mama so old i told her to act her age and she died!
your mommas so fat even naruto doesnt believe it
your mommas so retarted that she tried to shave with the motorola razor!!!
your mommas so ugly that when she went 2 the bank the person sed “How may i help you SIR!!”
your mommas so retarted that she ordered a big mac at KFC
your mommas so fat that she look like U!!!!!!! OOOOOHHHHHH SNAP!!!!
if anybody uses any of these jokes, they are retarted hoboes who live in cardboard boxes and eat birds……seriously
yo mama is so stupid she tryed to buy a 4×4 motorcycle
your mamas so small she did back flips under my bed
ur moma is soo ugly when she turned around everything stopped
oooooooooo that was gay
mr. diss yo momma so fat her date saw her and he said dang
my new name is king diss not king mason
yo mama so stupid she locked herself in the grocery store and starved to death
yo mamas so poor she couldn’t afford to pay attention
you mama is so fat when she jumped into the ocean the whales tarted singing we are family even tho you are bigger than me
yo mama is so fat that the titanic wasnt true
yo mama is so stupid i mean so stupid that someone said that drinks are on the house and she got a ladder.
Yo mama is so fat that when she farted Al Gore acused her of Globel warming.
yo mama is so stupid she was mowing the lawn and she ran over a cat’s tail and she called wal mart and said is this a retail store and they said yes and the person said well i need a re-tail because i ran over a cat and it’s tail is off.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
your so dumb ur reading this website
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Yo mamma so fat when she fell i wasnt trying to laugh but the ground was cracking up
Yo mama so fat and old when god said, “let their be light,” he right away said, ” get your fat ass out of the way!”
Yo mommas so fat even Dora couldnt explore her
well mr diss i did use 1 of ur jokes…. so im a hobo PS hoboes r cooler than man123 even….. lolzzzz
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yo mama is so short that if she grew a beard and put on a pointy hat she’d look like a garden knome!!
yo mama is so stupid that when she went to the grocery store she grabed some orange jucie it said concentrate. ooooooooooooooooo killin it killin it
yo mama so stupid she ran into a parked car
yo mama’s so poor when someone picked up a penny she said “who stole my life-savings?”
Yo mama teeth so yellow her smile slows traffic
Yo mama so fat and yo daddy so skinny when they stand together is makes a perfect 10
Yo mama so fat her butt causes an eclipse
Yo momma so stupid when she walked into Wallgreens, she said these walls aint green!
yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in third grade!
yo mama so fat, last time she saw 90210 was on her scale
Yo mommas so ugly when she looked at the sun it burned out
Yo mommas like a balloon–she gets blown, popped and thrown away
Yo mommas such a used whore she uses a bus as a dildo
No lube needed…
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!
yo mama is so fat when she went inside the house she send the house into the earth’s core
yo mama is so ugly when she saw herself in the mirror she said its ‘jeepers creepers’.
Yo mommas so fat she went to wal-mart tripped over k-mart and landed on target!!!
Yo mommas so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
yo mama so stupid she got lost in her shower
yo mama has more chins then yellow pages
Your momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks, IS WOOKIE
yo mommas so fat when she heard the doorbell ring she opened the microwave
yo mamma so old her breast milk is powder
yo momma so ghetto when she breast feed kool aid comes out
yo mama so fat she is the reason the TITANIC sunk!
yo momma is so stupid she put a paper on a tv and called it paperview
yo momma so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet started saying a b c d ef g h get you fat ass off of me (song)
What did the black girl tell her mother when she had diarrhea. Mommy I’m melting
Your mama is so fat that when she saw a school bus full of white kids she thought it was Twinkie.
yo momma is so fat she uses a rocket ship for a vibrator
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yo mamas so hairy she grows mullets on her niples
yo mamas so fat when i climbed on top of her i burned my ass on the sun
yo mama so black she jumped in the pool and people thought she was an oil spill
yo momma so stupid she tried to put skittles in alphabedical order
your moma is so old she ows god a dollar
your mom is so old her birthday expired
your mom is so stupid she got loked in a grocery store and nearly satarved to death
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
yo mamma is so stupid when the doctor said she was gonna die she went to buy her self some lifesavers
yo mama so fat when she floated in the pacific ocean spain claimed her as the NEW WORLD
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so stupid she brong a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so poor when she went to mcdonalds she put a milk shake on layaway.
Yo mama so fat she would have made E.T. but when she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat when she went to an all you can eat buffet they had to enstall speed bumbs.
Yo mama so stupid she shoved a battery up her but and said I got the power.
ur mom is so stupid she sold the car for gas money
Yo MaMas so stupid that when a cop was chasing her she called 911 and said a crazy man was chasing her.
Yo MaMas so stupid that when a cop was chasing her she called 911 and said a crazy man was chasing her.
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yo mom is so fat on the scale it says quit talking millions for the economy
yo mom is so fat when she walks toward the scale she makes it skip
yo mom is so fat when men see her they say hamburger
yo mom is so old she made Jesus seem younger than sweet sixteen
yo mom is so old she help god make the world in 6 days
yo mom hair is so fat she uses bunk beds as hair clippers
yo mom butt is so big she needs two toliets to take a number two
yo mom is so old she was with God during the 1st supper
yo mom is so short when she wears underwear it looks like a bikini or lingrie
yo mom is so fat when she saw yahoo on the internet she ran for her straw to taste to the screen
yo mom is so dumb when she was locked in toys r us for a hour she said i am bored to death
yo mom is so old she said i am bored to death and passed away
yo mom is so old she makes sleeply look deadly
yo mom is so poor she goes to 99 cent store minus
yo mom is so poor she has negative dollar bills in her wallet
yo mom is so dirty her bathtub is best friends with the toliet
yo mom is so serious she cursed people out on her birthday
yo mom is so stupid she thought mink was a color
yo mom is so fat when she walks in the middle of the street makes the left and right talking to each other about her being so overweight
yo mom is so stupid she got on the scale to measure her tempeturate
yo mom is so fat when she dances in nyc clubs she causes earthquake in california
yo mom breathe is so hot people are thinking about putting her on the pokemon card next to charmander
yo mom breathe is so hot when people lost their power during the winter they use her mouth as a generator
yo mom is like an aracade game when you put a quarter in pocket you have fun when you run out of money she says game over
yo mom body is so fat and stupid when she steeps on the scale the 26 letters of the alaphabet appear
yo mom is so short she has a elevator to get her to the top of the scale
yo mom is so silly she got left back in daycare
yo mom is so black she goes to nightcare
yo mom is so dumb she though fat free was a big coupon
yo mom eyes balls are so big and scary it go the nine planets and the sun along with her regular pupil
yo mom is so short and confused she thought a pool table was the solar system
yo mom is so mix up she thought bringing the remote controller would help her get to our elevator destination faster
yo mom is so big when she sawed caucasian people in a white suit in a limbo she said stop that bag of oreos
yo mom is so silly when she said the exit sign she though the scary movie would come on free of charge
yo mom is so silly she can sneak out the house late at night by arming crawling through the closed door
yo mom is so fat she breast feed her child hi c eggnog
yo mom is so fat when she step on the scale it say a yo mom joke about her being so fat she had to get off the scale or it would not work
yo mom is so old her hair got more powder than a snowy road
yo mom is so fat she had to see a food psychologist for eating too much donuts
yo mom is so fat she said tried on a brown turtle neck she turned it into a rubber band
yo mom is so fat she can save herself when she chokes on her food by continue to eat
yo mom is so ugly she wanted to go to mount everest but china changed its name to mount neverest
yo mom is so ugly she made rain update its invisibility
yo mom is so ugly she made the candle cry fire down
yo mom is so tall and her breathe is so spicy when she saw an pyramid she said wow which became eygpt’s first voclano
yo mom is so tall and her breathe is so hot she turned a pyramid into the world’s tallest candle
yo mom is so tall whenver a volcano erupts the fire station tells her to cry or spit to get rid of the fire
yo mom is so shy she don’t open her mouth junkfood
yo mom is so shy deaf people tell her to speak her mind
yo mom is so fat the f1 to f12 on the keyboard is the representation to her fattiness
yo mom is so dumb f1 and f12 on the keyboard is an indication to how many times she failed class
yo mom is so fat eating kiss the candy her heart takes a dump inside her body before her but does
yo mom is so fat she does not give kisses she eats them
yo mom is so tall the reason heaven is so far away because every time she stands up her head puts it up a sky high each and every day
yo mom is so tall if it wasn’t for her God would probably still be on earth there would be no heaven and earth
yo momma so poor she gata catc goodwill on sale
Wow all of these jokes are garbage
yo mm is so fat that she’s fat
who calls him or herself ‘you suck’
you really suck.
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT HER PANTS SIZE ARE BITCH LOSE SOME WAIT
YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE MADE ONIONS CRY
yo mamma is so fat that dora can explore her
yo mamma is so fat that when god siad let there be light she had to move out of the way
you mama is so ugly she took a dump infront of the who world.
yo momma so stupid she stole free bread
yo momma so poor she walks around in the street saying” 25 cents to grind your beans!”
yo mama is so stupid she saw her son in the street causing mischief and asked”hey you, who is yo momma?”
Your momma is so stupid when her history teacher told her to write a esay on mexican history she humped a mexican ese ese ese
yo mama is so fat that when she jumped into the grand canyon, she got stuck
Yo Momma So Hairy The Only Language She Talk Is Wookie Ayeayeayeaye
Yo Momma So Hairy She Made King Kong Jealouse!!
Yo Momma So Stupid I Caught He Looking Over A Glass Wall To See What Was On The Other Side!
Yo Momma So Fat Even Richard Simmons Had To Laugh!
Yo Momma So Fat She Sat On Fort Knox And Now All She Does Is Crap Change!
Yo Momma So Fat She Saw A Bus And Screamed “Stop That Twinkie!”
yo momma so fat insted of the onions making her cry she made the onions cry.
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ur mom is so ugly dat ur granda is so stupid dat wen she was born she said wut a treasure and ur grandpa said o lets bury it
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your mama is so ugly that the dog would not play with you in less you had food in your hair
ur mama so old she left her purse in noahs ark
your mama so old she sat in front of jesus in her first grade class
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mama is fat that shes bolett pruff
yo mama is so fat she needs two woaches for both time zones
yo mama is so fat when some one wonts to sack her hand she has 2 give directions!!!
sack=shack
yo mama is so stuped she locked her self in a motorsical
Ur momma is so fat when she jump she got stuck in the air
your mama is so ugly when she looked herselve in the mirror her reflection ducked
yo mama when she went bongge jumping she went straight to hell
yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and i asked her what are u doing im just moving
yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and i asked her what are u doing im just moving
ur mama so ugly she made a blind person blind
ur mama so ugly she made a blind person blind
ur mama so ugly she made a blind person blind
yo mama so dumb i told her to lick my ass she said for how much
WOW THESE JOKES ARE GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your mama is like a christmas tree she lets every body put there balls on her!!
Your mama is like auto zone 5 cents a screw!!
I DNT HAVE A MOM ME AND MY DAD SHARE URS
BITCH
yo daddys so bald when he wears a turtle neck he looks like a broken condum
your moms like a doornob everyone gets a turn
yo mama is so ugly that she is ….. uhmm ugly
yo mama is so ugly that she is ….. uhmm ugly
yo mama is so ugly that she is ….. uhmm ugly
yo mama is so ugly that she is ….. uhmm ugly
yo mama so ugly not even rice crispies would talk to her
your mom is so stupid she stuck batteries in her pocket and said I GOT THE POWER!
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE HAD TO GO TO SEA WORLD TO GET BAPTIZED
your moma is so ghetto when she breast feeds u koolaid comes out
your moma
yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
your mama is so poor she ate her food stamps.
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your mama is like a happy meal small cheap greasy
your mum is like a happy meal small cheap greasy
yo mamma so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck
yo mamma so poor she gos in to the kfc to lick over peoples fingers
yo mamma so fat people jog around her for exsize
yo mamma so fat when the docter told her she had a fleash eating desise he gave her 10 years to live
yo mammas so ugly they moved halloween to her birthday
yo mammas so ugly when she was born the doctor slaped her perons
yo mammas so fat she sat on a quter and a bugger popped out of gorge washingtans nose
yo mammas glasses are so thick when she looks on a map she can see people leaving
yo mammas so stupid she put a dime up her ass and waited for gumballs
yo mammas so fat she sat next to homer simpson and she made him look anarexic
yo mammas so old when i told her to act her own age she died
doctor whos so gay he drilled a glory hole thougth the tardis
yo mammas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
yo mamma so ugly that ghosts had night mares of her!!
u guys are good makin this up make more!!!
yo mama so shity she got shit stains on here draws
yo mama so old she lived in 7894
yo mamma so fat when god said let there be light he said move your fat ass out the way
yo mamma so stupid when someone robbed her she dialed 911 on the microwave
yo mamma so nasty when you asked what’s for dinner she opened up her legs and said crabs
yo mamma ass so hairy chubaca said god damn you hairy bitch go get a shaver
yo momma so poor i walked through the front door an tripped over the back fence
yo mamma so poor i threw a rock at a trash can and she said who knocked?
yo momma so poor i saw here kicking a trash can down the street i asked wat the hell are you doing she said moving!!!
yo mamma so tall when she backfliped she kicked god in the face
YO MAMA so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
you momma like a 2 by 4 flat and easy to screw
you momma such a fat druggie when she stepped on the side walkand it cracked so she tried to smoke it
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yo mamma is so ugly , when she went to a hooker barthey paid her to keep her clothes on!!!
yo momma so stupid she tryed to put skittles in the order of the abc’s
Yo Mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say TAXI!!!!!!!!
Yo Mama so fat her driver’s license says : Picture Continued On Other Side
Yo momma is so stupid she went to the store and bought a solar powered flashlight
yo momma is so old she knew burgerking when he was still a prince
yo mommas teeth are so yellow she spits butter
yo momma so old i told her to act her own age and she died
yo momma so old her social security number is 1
yo mommas head is so small her pillow is a tea bag
yo momma pussy so big her dildoe is bigger than a tornado
yo momma is so fat that when she sits on the street people think shes a store cause shes got so much junk food
yo mama so fat that she jump in the air and got stuck
yo mama teeth is so yellew it looks like she works in a crayon shop
yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it read to be continued
yo mama is so dum she sold her car for gas money
yo mama is so ugly she made onios cry
yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets ps i am 11 years old
chris
yo momma so fat, Al Gore blames her of Global Warming
yo momma is so horny she is like a construction site she got mexicans all over her
yo momma so old the mummy producer asked her to be their mummy!!
yo mama is so i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
yo mamma so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the W’s
Suck My Dick
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Anonymous got that shit from the inernet!!!!!!!!!!! Hoe
This Asslicker whatta do!!!!!!!!!
yo momma so fat she uses a highway for a slippin slide
yo mammas so old when i tapped her on herback herboobsfell off
your mammas so blind she thought your dad was sexy
Yo mama so fugly that they had her moved from star wars to an abuss in to seconds!
Yo mama so fat that when she wears a one peice she gets arrested!
Yo mama so slow it took her 31 years just to read the three little pigs!
Yo mama so ugly that she beat micheal jackson in most ugly!
Yo mama so ugly when she entered the Worst ugliest ppl they said”No proffesionals!”
yout momma is soo ugly the tide wont take her out
yo mama is so stupid she looked at her phone and asked wat time is it
yo momma
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Alex Ball
yo momma so ghetto when she breast feeds kool-lad comes out
yo mama so poor africa iz sending money 2 her
my mama so ugly im ashamed 2 be her daughther
yo mama do big she got her own zip code
yo mama so fat she got fired from da chocolate factory fo eating da whole inventory
yo momo joke
yo mamma so fat she thought that your ass was a play toy
yo mamma so fat she thought your ass was a play toy
Yo mama so fat when she went to the moon it SANK!!!!!
your momma so ugly when she was laughing i said why you laughing the only reason you should be laughing if is i put a mirror up to your face!
your moms like a toilet fat white and smells like sh*t
yo momma so fat when she walked passed the tv i missed 3 hbo movies
Yo mama so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on a bathroom scale
yo mama so fat that when you look up fat in the dictionary thers a picture of her right there
your mama is so asia when she goes to sleep she dosnt have too close her eyes
Lueqwesha
yo mama boobs are smaller then you throw some ds on that bitch
yo mammas boobs are smaller then your throw some ds on that bitch
YO MAMA SO UGLY WEN SHE WENT TO SCHOOL SHE HAD TO PUT A BAG OVER HERE FACE SO THE KIDS WONT SEE SOME OF THE UGLY
YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE HAD TO PUT A BAG OVER HERE FACE JUST TO COVER UP SOME OF THE UGLY
your momma is so skiny she can hula hoop with a chereo
yo momma so fat she’s on both sides of the family
Yo mama so poor, she has to wear her Mcdonald’s uniform to church.
Yo mama so poor I saw her wrestlng a squirrel for a peanut.
Yo mama so fat she steped on a scale and it said” One at a time please.”
Yo momma so fat she steped on a sclane and it said we dont do livestock
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Yo mama so poor she eat ceral witha spoon to save milk
yo mama soo stupid the she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!! ha =P
Yo momma is like a feezer,evrey one puts their meat inside her
Yo momma so fat she used a VHS as a beeper
Yo moma ’s so fat she uses bacon flavour lip-gloss
yo momm’s so fat , macdonalds , KFC, and burger king all together had to go on strike to protest against her!
Yo momma’s SO NASTY , she spits UHU glue !
yo momma met dark vater and he said let th force be behind yo ass
Yo momma so ugly she looks at her face and says she got a mask for halloween
yo momma like a ak 47 when they put the clip in she goes off
your mama is so fat after your dad finished havind sex with her he rolled 3 times over but was still on your mama.
your mama is so big, the helicopter tried to land on her
yo moma so stupid she went to the clippers game to get a haircut
yo mamma so fat that when she stepped in the ocean all the whales popped up and started singing we are family even though you’re fatter than me
yo mama’s so fat when she sat on a dime 2 nickles poped out cring
Yo mama is so fat she plays mini-golf with the planets!
Yo mamas to ugly she went to the ugly show and the judge said,”Sorry ma’am no profetionals!”
yo mamas so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch!
Yo mamas so dirty she went to the dump and the workers took her as garbage.
yo mamas like a brick,
she is flat on all sides, and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo mama so ghetto that when she breastfeed, kool aid come out
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yo mama so fat she rides on her to act like a scateboard
Jabayari
yo mama is so fat i mistaken her for god’s bowling ball
yo mama is so old she owes jesus $2
yo mama is so stupid she took a ruler to her bed and was seeing how long she slept
yo
yo mama is so fat tony that when she bungi jumps she goes straight to hell
you mammas so fat when she went outside with a rain coat ppl called taxi taxi
Yo mumas so fat wen she went 2 da doctors. Da doctor told her 2 take a sit & she took da sit home.
Yo mamas so dom wen she went 2 court. Da judge said order order & she said can i hav 1 chicken & chips pls.
Amandeep
YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE WNT TO THE TRAIN STATION AND PPL BORDED HER$
YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE WNT TO THE CARNIVAL AND PPL ASKED HER HOW MUCH TO RIDE$
shes fat
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your mamma is so small she jumped off a curb and killed her self
There is two fat people in the world and your mommas both.
Yo momma so old that she has an autographed bible.
Yo momma so old that Jesus sat infront of her in first grade.
yo mama so fat she went 2 th airport and got arrested 4 ten pounds of crack
1.your momma is so fat she doesnt fit in this joke
2. your mama is so fat she dont give a sh*t if its not butter
3.your momma is so fat its not funny
4.your momma is so ugly they didnt kno wen she was born if she was a tumor
5.your momma is so hairy yur bro almost died of rugburn wen he was born
yo mama so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck!!!
ur mama so hairy she has afros over her nipples
Ur mama so stupid she sent in an application to preschool
Ur mama so fat she uses hummers as roler skates
Junior
your mama is so furry that big foot feel in love
Yo mama so dumb she turned on the tv and watched the couch
yo mama so dumb a schoolbus came by and she ran to it because she thougth it was a TWINKY.
Your moma so fat she still can’t belive it’s not butter.
yo mama so stupid she got loked in the the grocery store and starved
yo mama is so poor when I ring the doorbell she says “DING!”
your mama so fat she sat in the corner and the police came and said HEY. BREAK IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your mama so fat she went out wearing high heels and came back wearing flip flops
hi yo mamas so fat that people told her that shes fat!!!!
your mamas so fat that flo rida wrote a song about her that went like this ‘apple bottom jeans boots that are large THAT ARE LARGE the whole club was calling her a lard she hit the floor she bounced back up shorty got higher higher higher.’
your mama so fat my first expidition was around her
louis and clark and SAKAGAWIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike
hey its tilly wagon again and i just wanted to say i like PICKLES!!!!!!!
yo mama is so dark and fat people said the end is near
yo mama so stupid she got a doubel a battere sticked it up her ass and said i got the power
yo mama so black they counted her absent in night school
Your momma so old she knew Mr. Clean back when he had an afro!
Yo mama is so fat, when i saw her in the road, i tried to swerve around her, but i ran out of gas!
yo mama so fat she took one step out of the and said she was tried .
your mama so fat they used her belly as a trampline .
your mama is so fat when she sat on the bus the bus tilt to that side.
your mama so big she had wrested with king kong for fun.
your mama so fat she main cause of earthqaukes.
yo momma is so stupid she doesn’t even know im talking about her.
yo mama is so stupid she got locked up un H-E-B and starved to death.
Yo momma is so stupid she makes you look smart.
your mama is so stupid she got locked up in a mattress company and slept on the floor.
your mama is so ugly that when she was a baby her mom fed her with a slingshot.
yo momma is so hairy she makes JOKY look bald.
your mama is so fat she can play pool with the planets.
your momma is so old i told her act your age she died. jajajajajajajajajajaja
yo mooma is so stupid she made this website.
Yo mama is so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said i got the power
yo mamma is so old her birth certificate expired!
yo mamma so poor she was kickin a can across the street and when i asked her what she was doin she said movin.
yo ma ma so fat when she hit a bus the bus driver said whos pitching brickes
Ur Mama so poor she sat behind jesus in 4th grade
yo mama so fat her pants size is bitch lose some weight
Your mama so fat she has more chins than a hong kong phonebook.
yo momma so fat barney said you win you win at the eating contest cause we sold out bitch
yo momma so fat barney said you win you win at the eating contest cause we sold out bitch
yo momma so fat barney said you win you win at the eating contest cause we sold out bitch
yo momma so ugly the water jumped when she tried to jump in the pool and the water said no dump in the pool
yo momma so fat she drives the sun to work everyday
your moma is so fat shes fat
your moma is so fat shes fat
your momma is so dum she had YOU.
yo mom is like a toilet shes white, around, and full of shit.
yo mom is so black and her teeth are so yellow that when she smiles she looks like a Pittburg Steeler helmet.
yo momma is so stupid she turns on the car and goes walking to H-E-B.
yo momma is so poor i told her where is the restroom she said “pick a corner”.
yo mamma so fat she don’t get cut’s she gets craters
i have a big peter
you so ugly yo mamma had to feed you with a slingshot
Yo mama has no arms and is wearing a vest.
well yo momma has now but but she is werin a thong
well hell there gido81 hope u know that ur gay
bring it ill smack u right up sidr ur earhole
ur momma so fat the alastic from her underwear could lap the planet 3 times
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uknowwhats more funnyer than ur momma jokes……….what u got inur pants
lala
go poop on a cow
this is a comparson of our mommas this is mine . this is urs O
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just thank when ur momma falls thats 45 people dead
yo moma so fat people run around her for exserise
yo mama is so fat that when she gos bunge jumping she brings the brige down with her!!!
yo momma is so fat she can’t even bend over and wash her own pussy
yo momma is so old her birth certificate says EXSPIRED
yo momma is so dumb she thought concerntration camp was summer skool
yo mom is so tall she use nyc skyscrapers as thumbtacks
yo mom is so dumb she thought thumbtack were peppermints
yo mom is so fat on the scale it shows the times table
yo mom is so dumb when her friend said if she wanted some popcorn she shot the corn on the knob
yo mom is so skinny the professional marked her absent in class when she was there
Your mama is so fat she woke up on both sides of the bed
yo momma is so ulgy she looks like david
yo momma is sofat we had to install speed bumps inan all u can buffet
yo momma is so fat when people saw her they said why is the moon so close to the earth.
yo momma is so fat we had to grese the car door and hold a twinkie on the other side
to git her in
POST YOUR MOMMA JOKES HERE
whean people look at ur jokes they laugh cause there so dang dumb
hey guys
ur momma is so dumb she tried to drown her pet fish
Are you all virgins? (girls)
yo mama so fat her pant size is bitch lose some weight
yo mama so getto when she breast feed coolay comes out
your eyes are like diamonds,your teeth are like glass,your face reminds me of king kong’s ass.
boys say you’re pretty,boys say you’re fine but when the baby comes around they say its not mine.
I love someone yes i do,i love someone yes its true,i love someone yes its you.
i love someone yes i do,i love someone yes its true,bitch stop smiling its not you.
si mi alma fuera pluma y mi corazon tintero,con la sangre de mis venas escribiria te quiero.
Un lapis sin punta no puede escribir y yo sin tus labios no puedo vivir.
yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.
that was awesome andre
all of you are a bunch of shit
yo momma so stupid she though tupac shakar was a jeswish holiday
go suck a d:::: julio and thanks crystal lee
yo mama so hairy the only language she speak is wookie….ahzzzzzzzzzzzzz
yo mama so hairy chubca said stop hating.. bbittcccchh stopppppp hatinggggggggg
yo mama teeth so yellow the sun said stop hating
yo mama so fat when she gets up in the morning the devil says oh shit shes up
yo mama teeth so ig i can kick a field goal thru her gap
yo mama teeth so yellow when she close her mouth her eyes light up like a jacko-lantern
yo momma so fat she uses the ocean for a bathtub and plays with whales for rubber duckies.
yo momma so stupid she takes a spoon to the Superbowl.
yo momma so fat when she had sex the guy ask her what direction.
yo mama is so dumb she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept
yo mama so fat she was baptised in sea world
yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
yo mammas like a hardware store 10 cents a screw HAAH
Yo momma so fat the U.S. army uses her panties as a missle launcher
yo mama so fat when she got on the scaile it said 123 abc get your fat ass off of me
yo momma is ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for mooning
Yo mama so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backin up
Yo mama so fat she went to space and got stuck