The Best Yo Momma Jokes - New Yo Momma Jokes for January 2009

1289 Yo Momma Jokes in “New Yo Momma Jokes for January 2009”

becca's Momma Joke:

your mamma so fat every guy will look at her and say o my god she can’t even se her own feet

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when god created the world he said “move over bitch”

lmao haha's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stupid she tripeed over a cordless phone.

Randy Sy's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so fat when it was count down for new years she farted and everyone thought it was firecrackers.

Randy Sy's Momma Joke:

Your Mom is so fat she could sell shade during the summer.
Your Mom is so fat when she get a cut, she bleeds milkshakes
Your Mom is so fat she walked by the tv and I missed three episodes.
Your Mom is so fat she whistles bass.
Your Mom is so fat she’s the only one at the beach who gets a tan.
Your Mom is so fat she pays taxes in three different countries.
Your Mom is so fat she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
Your Mom is so fat she violates 17 different zoning laws
Your Mom is so fat she can seat a family of six.
Your Mom is so fat she can walk around the world in three steps.
Your Mom is so fat if she were overthrown by a small militia, she’d be known as The Republic of Your Mom.
Your Mom is so fat that after having a dream about marshmallows, she woke up and her pillows were gone.
Your Mom is so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes B.C, Edmonton, Toronto, Qubec…
Your Mom is so fat that the local restaurant has a sign stating: Maximum Occupancy - 45 People or Your Mom.
Your Mom is so fat that after sex she smokes a ham.
Your Mom is so fat we’re in her right now.
Your Mom is so fat that she has to wake up in sections.
Your Mom is so fat when she rolls over in bed she burns her ass on the light bulb.
Your Mom is so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
Your Mom is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Your Mom is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.
Your Mom is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your Mom is so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Your Mom is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
Your Mom is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Your Mom is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
Your Mom is so fat she’s got her own area code.
Your Mom is so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Your Mom is so fat that her senior pictures had to be an arial view.
Your Mom is so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Your Mom is so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER.
Your Mom is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your Mom is so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Your Mom is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Your Mom is so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
Your Mom is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your Mom is so fat when she goes to a resturant, she takes one look at the menu and says, “Okay!”
Your Mom is so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, “One at a time, please.”
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, “To be continued…”
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, “We don’t do livestock.”
Your Mom is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Your Mom is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Your Mom is so fat the last time she layed on the beach, Greenpeace showed up and tried to push her back into the water.
Your Mom is so fat she uses Redwoods to pick her teeth.
Your Mom is so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts.
Your Mom is so fat when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
Your Mom is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

OBFROMNY's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE SAT BEHIND JESUS IN THE 3RD GRADE

Kweezy67's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so fat if she stepped on a dollor sh could make change

Kweezy67's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so stupid he thought a quarter

Kweezy67's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so stupid he thought a quarterback was a refund

JOSHUA's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE MADE A TO A MATCHSTICK LOOK FAT

RJJ's Momma Joke:

your mommas pussy is so old the last time she had sex it was with jesus

Di Fan Zheng's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid that she told you another yo mama joke

Di Fan Zheng's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so -ugly- that when she try to take a bath the water jump out

Zozo's Momma Joke:

yo mama so so so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch!!!

Zozo's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so big she changed “one size fits all” to “one size fits most”

dingoberry's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat she puts on her underware and it turns into a thong

dingoberry's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat she make KING KONG look tiny

Zozo's Momma Joke:

You don’t have anything bad to say ’bout yo mama-dang your face seas it all!

Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

U know those snuggie commercials? Well they use to say 1 size fits all, but now they say 1 size fits all except for yo momma!
Yo mommas so fat they made a map on how to get around her!
…they also made a book called “around your mom in 80 days”

yo daddy's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

your momma...'s Momma Joke:

your mom is so fat when she stands in the shower her feet dont get wet.
your mom is so fat the ocean is her water bed and it still not big enough.
your mom is so stupid that she tryed wakin up a sleepin bag.
your mom’s glasses are so think that when she looks at the sun her eyebrows catch fire.

i rule's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma is so poor i walked in her house and the rats tried to rob me

i rule's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is like a fine restaraunt she only takes deliveries in the rear

i rule's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is like a scooter everyone rides her but no one addmitts it

kiss ass's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so ugly the elephant man said dam!

i rule's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so ugly she makes micheal jackson look like bradd pitt

i rule's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so ugly the elephant man makes jokes

kiss ass's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat christopher columbus said we ve found america

i rule's Momma Joke:

Yo momma smells so bad that the only dis im goin 2 giv er is disinfectant

sexy 101's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so old she knew burger king wen he was a prince

i rule's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma so ld she has adam and eves autograph

i rule's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so hairy she was a stunt double for chewbacca

i rule's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so ugly the only person she cud lose er virginity 2 was ur dad

southbelle87's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly they used her face as a template for monster cookies on Halloween

SHELBY's Momma Joke:

DICK AND JANE WENT UP HILL LOOKING FOR SOME WATER. DICK FELL DOWN AND BROKE HIS NECK AND HE NOTICE THE HILL WAS YOUR MOTHER .

apefudge's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she thought myspace was a restraining order

apefudge's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid:
-she thought a bagel was a bird
-she thought a raisin was a daycare center
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GaryMan's Momma Joke:

Yo mommma so dirty that wen she takes a bath the turns black

mommazilla's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat that when should hit her toe she sreamed like godzilla

mimni's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat that she got maried to minie me because he understands her

erica's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stupid that when i gave her nickelback tickets she went to target

Rob lite's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the store they said help wanted

Rob lite's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so ugly she scared the stiches out of frankinstine

zach's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

marry's Momma Joke:

you mama so harry the only laungue she speek wookie

Jason's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat she puts her belt on a boomarang

Nathan's Momma Joke:

yo momma is like like a tv, a 2 year old could turn her on

bitch's Momma Joke:

ha ha im gay

unknown's Momma Joke:

your mama is so stupid she locked her self up in the bathroom and peed her pants…

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so stupid and doshed her selfed

Ali's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so stupid, she wears purple! WHAT WHAAAAAT! BEAT THAT BITCHEZ!

kearra's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when she went on myspace ther wasnt no space left! now all the bitches that try to still my joke they gettin slaped!!!! and u dont got to be afraid jkd

s_alsept1_boss@hotmail.com's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma’s breath stank so bad that when she breathes, her teeth duck out of the way!

Yo mamma’s breath stank so bad that people look forward to her farts!

your momma's Momma Joke:

your momma so harry that all she attracts is wookies

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so reterderd she sucks a cow to get milk

biatch's Momma Joke:

bite me bitches

Andrew and Brett's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so hairy she married a wookie

Andrew and Brett's Momma Joke:

yo mama is like a coffee machine 25cents she grind my beans

Andrew and Brett's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Andrew and Brett's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat when she steps on the scale her phone number shos up

Keith's Momma Joke:

you mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama looklike a man she need to get that lined up

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yall hoes stupid only 8 or 9 make since and are funny

mitchell mcneil's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat she made a monster truck look like a lowrider

mitchell mcneil's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she stiep on a rainbow an made skidles

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo Mommas so hairy, when you came out, you got a rug burn!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Your Mamma is old old in the second grade she behind jesus

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Your Mamma is old old in the second grade she behind jesus

Q-BOT's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is soooo fat when she swims in the ocean people picket with signs that say “Save the whales……some room!!!”

Q-BOT's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is sooooo fat, when she dances she makes the CD skip…..at the radio station!!!! Oh yeah….well your momma is sooo fat when SHE dances she makes the BAND skip!!!

FARTHEAD's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE TURNED SIDEWAYS AND DISAPEARED.

yo mammas so fat's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat she got in the airplane and the peaple said get of me

b dog's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she got on a scale and it said to be continud ooooo

b dog's Momma Joke:

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha your so poor you eat ceral with a fork to save milk

yoyo mamma's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so stupid that she was locked in a grocery store an starved
yo mamma so fat wen u cut her she bleeds bacon grease
yo mamma teeth so yellow it brighter than di sun light an di sun say it want it shine back

yoyo mamma's Momma Joke:

yo mamma breath so stank its di reason 4 global warmin

yoyo mamma's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat hairstylist can cut her an get 50 years supply worth a oil

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your gay]

nick stephanie's Momma Joke:

yo mama has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers

nick stephanie's Momma Joke:

poo

dillan ristick's Momma Joke:

yo momma so dumb she got lock in the super market in starverd to death

Wreck's Momma Joke:

Your mama’s so dumb she was hit by a parked car.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat does’t wear a G-string, she wears an ABCDEFG-string.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Your mommas like a city-bus, she’s big, she’s smells, she doesn’t look good, and she’s only one dollar for a ride.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

Roachster's Momma Joke:

your mommas so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.

And, oh yeah. I made those last three yo momma jokes up.

Roachster's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas so stupid, it took her three chances to know what up from down was.

Roachster's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas so stupid, she needed help making hamburger helper.

Roachster's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign, and waited for it to say go.

Roachster's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas so poor, she went to a 99 cent store, and complained about the prices.

Roachster's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas so stupid, it took her 10 minutes to make minute rice.

Roachster's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas like a hockey player, she changes her pads every period.

Roachster's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas so fat, every time she turns around, its her birthday.

Roachster's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas hair is so fake, it says “Made in China” on the back of her head.

Roachster's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas so fat, on a magazine, she’s on pages 1-5.

Roachster's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas so ugly, when she came out of her mother’s vagina, her mother named her “Shit-Happens”.

PERSON's Momma Joke:

YO BROTHERS SO STUPID WHEN YOUR MOTHER SAID CHRISTMAS IS AROUND THE CORNER HE WENT LOOKING FOR IT

Reala's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas so fat shes on both sides of the family

Reala's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so fat,scientists decided her ass would be the 10th planet

Christy's Momma Joke:

my mommas so fat when my friend was having sex he rolled over nine times and was still on the bitch

Ryan's Momma Joke:

my mommas so fat when my friend was having sex he rolled over nine times and was still on the bitch

Ryan's Momma Joke:

yo mammas so stupid she seen a buss full of white kids and yelled stop that twinkie

Ryan's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat shes got more chins than a chinese phonebook

Ryan's Momma Joke:

yo mammas like a vacume cleaner sucks blows and gets laid in the closet every not

Ryan's Momma Joke:

yo mammas like a vacume cleaner sucks blows and gets laid in the closet every night

yo momma's Momma Joke:

you people talk smack about how stupid your momma is. but in reality you are the stupid ones. You people do not know how to spell or write.

Tyzell's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she jupd in the air and got stuk

JohnPauldibio's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so smelly dat wen she pass by everybody suspects the sockaway.

JohnPauldibio's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so old she told me about the her relationship wit joseph.

JohnPauldibio's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so fat she uses pillow for her menstral pad.

JohnPauldibio's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so old she once listened to jesus christ live preaching.

yo mama's Momma Joke:

who is yo mama??

person's Momma Joke:

you momma is so stupid, she stuck a battery up her butt and said “I got the power”!

jason's Momma Joke:

your momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued

jason's Momma Joke:

your momma so ugly michale jackson said no

JohnPauldibio's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so fat she cant even view her privates.

JohnPauldibio's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so cheap she had sex just 4 a buk.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamma’s ass is so black that it could be ma coal

daboss's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s ass so black that it could be ma caol

JohnPauldibio's Momma Joke:

Yo mama’s ass is so big like she is from nigeria

JohnPauldibio's Momma Joke:

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Anonymous's Momma Joke:

You mamma so lesbian she went to a lesbian bar and security kicked her out and said no pros

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so old she one sat next to jesus in pre k

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so old she was high school sweethearts with joseph and mary got jealous.

Allison Spence's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so stupid she tripped over the (and i quote from yo mamma) “cord” on a cordless phone

kathy's Momma Joke:

your momma so stupid she tried stealling freebread

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid when she saw the stop&shop sighn she stoped but didnt shop

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fake she came with batteries

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so ugly when she was born the doctor died

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid when they told her to look for pluto mickey mouse she whent to space

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

my name is king kong and i like to hump my mom king kong king kon. Im really harry and my husbends name is garry king kong king kong. we eat alot of bananas and like to wacth hanna montana king kong king kong

joker's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet it said abc123 i see your big fat ass

joker's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

joker's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

joker's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook

joker's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

joker's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid that under “Education” on her job apllication, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.

your mom's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

your mom's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so stupid she thought that taco bell was a mecsican phone company

jonathan's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she pulled out jumbo the elephant from her jelly roles

jonathan's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for disturbing the peace

smc's Momma Joke:

yo moma so fat sheused the equater of the earth as a belt

DaRrElLe's Momma Joke:

Yo mom so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

DaRrElLe's Momma Joke:

YO mom so dirty when she was about to get in the tub the water said you go first.

mitchell's Momma Joke:

yo momma soooooo ugly she looked out the bus window and got arrested for mooning!

mitchell's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat and hairy she climbed up the Empire State Building and Everyone yelled”KING KONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

rosita's Momma Joke:

yo mama soooooooooooooo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!!!!!!!!!!!

rosita's Momma Joke:

yo mama boobs so big da army be using her bra fo parachutes lololoool my 9 year old came up wit dis one an wanted to submit it

Destjny's Momma Joke:

yo mama soooooooooo dumb she ran in to a parked car

Mandy's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she went to japan and gozilla said “Damn!”

Mandy's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid she stared at a glass of orange juice cuz it said concentrate!!!!! ohh

Mandy's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she tripped ova a cordless phone!!!! a 10 year old came up with dat one

Mandy's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the winddow and her neighbor said “Nice ass!”

balls's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she made jova the hut say damn.

Jermaine's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat superman had to strain trying to lift her ass.

Jermaine's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat, that when she was trying to get out of bed she rolled 3 times and rocked herself to sleep. HAHAHHAHHAHAHAH

Hunter's Momma Joke:

ur mama’s so stupid, on her essay, she went out and had sex with a mexican, essay essay essay

Hunter's Momma Joke:

ur mamas so black, when shes eatin twinkes, she ends up eatin her fingers

Hunter's Momma Joke:

yo mamas like a shot gun, one c**k and she blows

Hunter's Momma Joke:

yo mamas like an xbox, lil’ boys turn her on

Hunter's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so ugly,when they had a tv show about women, ur ma was put on animal planet

Hunter's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so fat, she uses dounuts for nipple rings

Hunter's Momma Joke:

all the jokes by hunter where writen by a 12 year old

Solomon Robinson's Momma Joke:

yo mama like a swimming pool every body gets a dip

Mj's Momma Joke:

what do you call a bench full of white people, the nba

Mj's Momma Joke:

wats a mexicans favorite sport, cross country

Mj's Momma Joke:

What do u call a bus full of white people, a twinke

juan's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat,she uses a paint roller for lipstick

juan's Momma Joke:

hey mexican hater go to h e l l

JG's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so ugly, she ended up being Obama’s wife

MF's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so fat, she said to herself, “Get out of the way you fatass bitch!”

MF's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so stupid, when somone said, ” what sup bitch?” she barked at them.

MF's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so weak, she kicked her own ass.

MF's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat, when she farted, the crowd said, ” I don’t want to go to hell!!!!!”

MF's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat, her titties are at war with each other.

MF's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat, everyone lives inside her and the only way to get inside is to go through her vagina

Ta¥|%R's Momma Joke:

Email me!! @ pug03081996@yahoo.com

MF's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly, god said don’t send her up here

MF's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid, when her husband asked can you give me a hand at my job, she actually gave him a hand job

Troy's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so yellow spongebob uses her as a sex toy

Troy's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat it takes her 2 trips to haul ass

TAHIKI's Momma Joke:

Your momma is so she uses mexico as her taning bed

TAHIKI's Momma Joke:

Your momma is so ugly the devil looked at her once and said take her to the dumpster!

TAHIKI's Momma Joke:

Your momma is so FAT she has to a POOL to take a bath!

TAHIKI's Momma Joke:

your momma is ugly the only thing she could get close to marrying was a RAT!!

TAHIKI's Momma Joke:

your momma is so fat she has to use the garrage as her front door!!

TAHIKI's Momma Joke:

Your MOMMA so Fat she look at a yellow bus and that it was a twinkie!!!

cena54's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so stupid she tried to drown a fish

balls's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she let a fish go in the water and said dont drown

King of ur mom's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so old that her birthday expired

King of ur mom's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is sooooooooo old she sat behind jesus crist in the third grade

King of ur mom's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so fat that she has pics of food in her wallet

King of ur mom's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so old she knew burger king wen he was just a prince

King of ur mom's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is sooo stupid she gave birth to you

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stuped an fat se say a bus full of black pepole an said stop that cholclet twinky

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she was in the water an suct it up

good's Momma Joke:

yo momma lick a vaclener she hf pafhs an blows

pimpnazi's Momma Joke:

your mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

ANONYMOUS WHAT DO YOU THINK IDIOT's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat that when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up…

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA’S SO FAT FAT, SHE DON’T TAKE PICTURES, SHE TAKES POSTERS!!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA’S SO FAT,HER PICTURE WEIGHS TEN POUNDS!!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA’S SO FAT, SHE USES HOOLA HOOPS TO HOLD UP HER SOCKS.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA SO FAT , SHE GOT MORE CHINS THEN A CHINEESE PHONEBOOK!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA’S SO FAT,I TRIED TO ROLL ON HER AND F**K , AND MY EARS POPPED!

shez's Momma Joke:

yo mammas fat when she put a yellow t shirt on people thought she was a taxi

IDK's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so skinny she can hula hoop throught a cheerio

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so skinny she can hula hoop through a cheerio

anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so dumb she slept with a ruler to see how long she slept

denmaster3's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales said”were all family even though youre fatter than me”

denmaster3's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat she jumped in the ocean and thwe whales said”abc 123 get youre fat ass off of me”

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo Mamma so dirty. her imaginary friend ran away from her

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so supid she went in a elevator by herself and fated. then said it was you.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she eats her FOOD Stamps

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she eats her FOOD Stamps

?'s Momma Joke:

yr momma so stuped she wanted to be a pony for she would go to walmart and people would stick coins in her ass

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she sell’s shade in the summer

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly she went in the haunted house and came out with a job application

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so dumb that she was trying to drown a fish

skater's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she saw a spiderweb and thought it was a website

skater's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone

skater's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she stared at a bottle of orange juice because it said concentrate

skater's Momma Joke:

“yo momma so fat that she made java hut go daaaannnngggg” quote from robot chicken (the greatest show evaaa)

skater's Momma Joke:

your momma was swimming in the ocean and farted and made hurrican katrina and she didn’t even know it

skater's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly not even bill clinton would do her…

skater's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she called you a son-of-a-bitch

skater's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she saw a yellow bus with white kids in it she said hay stop that twinkie

kalvin's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew

mike's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so poor she uses a skateboard as their veichle

mike's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat the army uses her panties as a prachute

mike's Momma Joke:

your mamma is so old jesus was her prom date for the senior room dance

mike's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat she was the one who knocked out the twin towers

mike's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so ugly she was the one who made hittler die

mike's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so retarted she tought a yamika was protection for her breast

jason's Momma Joke:

yo momma is like a big mac, big, fat, and greasy

jason's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said sorry no profesionals

jason's Momma Joke:

yo momma is like a toilet seat, fat , white, and smells like shit

Kyle's Momma Joke:

Your momma’s butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting over a mill dud!

Kyle's Momma Joke:

*milk dud

Kyle's Momma Joke:

Your momma is so hairy when she gave birth to you, you almost died from rugburn!
Your momma is so nasty when she takes her underwear off, it sounds like Velcro!
Your momma is so fat when she goes outside in a red shirt the kids yell “kool-aid!”

Yungbib's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat anytime she wants to take bike for a lift the bike man will reply am not carrying two passengers

lauren muckley's Momma Joke:

ur mom is shit

chloe lines's Momma Joke:

sfe i think in fit i will gu wid any1

chloe lines's Momma Joke:

sfe i think in fit i will gu wid any1

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma is sooo fat that when sh walks thru the door she sings ” i gotta get thru this

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mama is so old she farts out dust

Yo Mama's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

mya's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly she look like a chicken breast

LOP's Momma Joke:

yo momma is like a vcr player. i put stuff in her, rewind, fast foward, play, and relax as much as i want

Pen15's Momma Joke:

yo momma is like a board. flat and easy to nail

fat mino's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat that when she went into the movie theatre she sat next to everyone

fat mino's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents

mike's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so retarted she went to the doctors and she said i have a crack
on my ass

funnyperson20's Momma Joke:

yo mama so tall, when she does a cartwheel she kicks jesus in the face

DaRrElLe's Momma Joke:

yo mom so fat she irons her pants in the drive way

FUNNYBOI's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so poor when i saw her kicking a pop can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said “moving”.

jimmy's Momma Joke:

your mama is so fat there are no good jokes for her

jimmy's Momma Joke:

for my insult before you can replace with pretty much anything (stupid poor, etc.)

Funny^^ike94's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so fat when she walked in the street and a school bus was coming she said STOP THAT TWINKIE!

Funny^^ike94's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so fat whenever she went on a weight scale it said (TO BE CONTINUED)

sexy chi-town shit's Momma Joke:

yo momma so skinny wen she walked in 2 da stripper club they used her as the pole.

sexy chi-town shit's Momma Joke:

yo momma so dum she went 2 sleep wit a ruler 2 c how long she slept.

sexy chi-town shit's Momma Joke:

yo momma

man123's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid, that she`s stupid

sexy chi-town shit's Momma Joke:

yo momma so gay she make micheal jackson look straight.

sexy chi-town shit's Momma Joke:

yo momma so dum wen i told her it waz chili outside she got a spoon , a bowl and ran outside.

man123's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid,she thought the ceiling was the floor when layed down

man123's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid, when she bought a cellphone , on the box it sayed wireless do she thought it ment it came without the wire

man123's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid, when she bought a cellphone ,she thought it ment to go to a cellar and call people , so she didnt buy it because SHE DIDNT HAVE ONE!

man123's Momma Joke:

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Elite21's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a fish.

Elite210's Momma Joke:

yo momma so black she went to night school they counted her abscent.

sup's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stuip she had all the blood run to her head just to feed her pet lice

robert's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so fat when she went bongie jumping she went straight to hell

mike's Momma Joke:

yo momma ate your chizel and you liked it

mike's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so old she has a authographed bible from jesus

robert's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat she got her own zip code

robert's Momma Joke:

the last time your momma saw the number 100000000000000000000000000
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was on the weight scale

sup's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when she farted she went straight into orbit

dilan's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she was in the twin towers and they fell because of her

kevin menjivar's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she put paper on the tv and called paperview

kevin menjivar's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when she steped on a weight scale it said to be contiued

mike's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s boobs are so fake it said Made In Japan on her niple

lol hi's Momma Joke:

hi yo mama is soo fat she fat!

hi jjs!this is rco.'s Momma Joke:

yo mama so old i told her to act her age and she died!

Mr. Diss's Momma Joke:

your mommas so fat even naruto doesnt believe it
your mommas so retarted that she tried to shave with the motorola razor!!!
your mommas so ugly that when she went 2 the bank the person sed “How may i help you SIR!!”
your mommas so retarted that she ordered a big mac at KFC
your mommas so fat that she look like U!!!!!!! OOOOOHHHHHH SNAP!!!!

if anybody uses any of these jokes, they are retarted hoboes who live in cardboard boxes and eat birds……seriously

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she tryed to buy a 4×4 motorcycle

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mamas so small she did back flips under my bed

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

ur moma is soo ugly when she turned around everything stopped
oooooooooo that was gay

king mason's Momma Joke:

mr. diss yo momma so fat her date saw her and he said dang

king diss's Momma Joke:

my new name is king diss not king mason

jameson's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she locked herself in the grocery store and starved to death

g_carter's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so poor she couldn’t afford to pay attention

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

you mama is so fat when she jumped into the ocean the whales tarted singing we are family even tho you are bigger than me

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat that the titanic wasnt true

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid i mean so stupid that someone said that drinks are on the house and she got a ladder.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so fat that when she farted Al Gore acused her of Globel warming.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she was mowing the lawn and she ran over a cat’s tail and she called wal mart and said is this a retail store and they said yes and the person said well i need a re-tail because i ran over a cat and it’s tail is off.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

your's Momma Joke:

your so dumb ur reading this website

your's Momma Joke:

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chi-town-gurl's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma so fat when she fell i wasnt trying to laugh but the ground was cracking up

Yo Granny's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat and old when god said, “let their be light,” he right away said, ” get your fat ass out of the way!”

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas so fat even Dora couldnt explore her

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

well mr diss i did use 1 of ur jokes…. so im a hobo PS hoboes r cooler than man123 even….. lolzzzz

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

CSDFDF

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

CSDFDF

zack's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so short that if she grew a beard and put on a pointy hat she’d look like a garden knome!!

mike's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid that when she went to the grocery store she grabed some orange jucie it said concentrate. ooooooooooooooooo killin it killin it

jazzy j's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she ran into a parked car

jazzy j's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so poor when someone picked up a penny she said “who stole my life-savings?”

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama teeth so yellow her smile slows traffic

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat and yo daddy so skinny when they stand together is makes a perfect 10

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat her butt causes an eclipse

Josh Heidt's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so stupid when she walked into Wallgreens, she said these walls aint green!

melli mell's Momma Joke:

yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in third grade!

melli mell's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat, last time she saw 90210 was on her scale

Mr.YoMomma's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas so ugly when she looked at the sun it burned out
Yo mommas like a balloon–she gets blown, popped and thrown away
Yo mommas such a used whore she uses a bus as a dildo
No lube needed…

Josh Heidt's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Josh Heidt's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!

lil carlos's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat when she went inside the house she send the house into the earth’s core

lil carlos's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so ugly when she saw herself in the mirror she said its ‘jeepers creepers’.

Allissa's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas so fat she went to wal-mart tripped over k-mart and landed on target!!!

Allissa's Momma Joke:

Yo mommas so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she got lost in her shower

lil p's Momma Joke:

yo mama has more chins then yellow pages

Brandon's Momma Joke:

Your momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks, IS WOOKIE

kip's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so fat when she heard the doorbell ring she opened the microwave

kip's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so old her breast milk is powder

kip's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ghetto when she breast feed kool aid comes out

NONA's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she is the reason the TITANIC sunk!

pwnar's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stupid she put a paper on a tv and called it paperview

pwnar's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet started saying a b c d ef g h get you fat ass off of me (song)

Gssagvd's Momma Joke:

What did the black girl tell her mother when she had diarrhea. Mommy I’m melting

Gssagvd's Momma Joke:

Your mama is so fat that when she saw a school bus full of white kids she thought it was Twinkie.

mary's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat she uses a rocket ship for a vibrator

the bitch's Momma Joke:

hello my name is cory and i do guys for the warm gooey -ness

honky's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so hairy she grows mullets on her niples

honky's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so fat when i climbed on top of her i burned my ass on the sun

king diss's Momma Joke:

yo mama so black she jumped in the pool and people thought she was an oil spill

king diss's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she tried to put skittles in alphabedical order

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your moma is so old she ows god a dollar

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mom is so old her birthday expired

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mom is so stupid she got loked in a grocery store and nearly satarved to death

Josh Heidt's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

X's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

X's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

mike's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so stupid when the doctor said she was gonna die she went to buy her self some lifesavers

brian shaw's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when she floated in the pacific ocean spain claimed her as the NEW WORLD

Samira's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so stupid she brong a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so poor when she went to mcdonalds she put a milk shake on layaway.
Yo mama so fat she would have made E.T. but when she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat when she went to an all you can eat buffet they had to enstall speed bumbs.
Yo mama so stupid she shoved a battery up her but and said I got the power.

Big T's Momma Joke:

ur mom is so stupid she sold the car for gas money

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo MaMas so stupid that when a cop was chasing her she called 911 and said a crazy man was chasing her.

cardinalfan123's Momma Joke:

Yo MaMas so stupid that when a cop was chasing her she called 911 and said a crazy man was chasing her.

Music_Mp3_Geneclolf's Momma Joke:

Hello to all I can’t understand how to add your site in my rss reader. Help me, please

joe brown's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so fat on the scale it says quit talking millions for the economy
yo mom is so fat when she walks toward the scale she makes it skip
yo mom is so fat when men see her they say hamburger

joe brown's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so old she made Jesus seem younger than sweet sixteen

joe brown's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so old she help god make the world in 6 days

joe brown's Momma Joke:

yo mom hair is so fat she uses bunk beds as hair clippers

joe brown's Momma Joke:

yo mom butt is so big she needs two toliets to take a number two
yo mom is so old she was with God during the 1st supper
yo mom is so short when she wears underwear it looks like a bikini or lingrie
yo mom is so fat when she saw yahoo on the internet she ran for her straw to taste to the screen
yo mom is so dumb when she was locked in toys r us for a hour she said i am bored to death
yo mom is so old she said i am bored to death and passed away
yo mom is so old she makes sleeply look deadly
yo mom is so poor she goes to 99 cent store minus
yo mom is so poor she has negative dollar bills in her wallet
yo mom is so dirty her bathtub is best friends with the toliet
yo mom is so serious she cursed people out on her birthday

joe brown's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so stupid she thought mink was a color
yo mom is so fat when she walks in the middle of the street makes the left and right talking to each other about her being so overweight
yo mom is so stupid she got on the scale to measure her tempeturate
yo mom is so fat when she dances in nyc clubs she causes earthquake in california
yo mom breathe is so hot people are thinking about putting her on the pokemon card next to charmander
yo mom breathe is so hot when people lost their power during the winter they use her mouth as a generator
yo mom is like an aracade game when you put a quarter in pocket you have fun when you run out of money she says game over

joe brown's Momma Joke:

yo mom body is so fat and stupid when she steeps on the scale the 26 letters of the alaphabet appear
yo mom is so short she has a elevator to get her to the top of the scale
yo mom is so silly she got left back in daycare
yo mom is so black she goes to nightcare

joe brown's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so dumb she though fat free was a big coupon

joe brown's Momma Joke:

yo mom eyes balls are so big and scary it go the nine planets and the sun along with her regular pupil

joe brown's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so short and confused she thought a pool table was the solar system

joe brown's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so mix up she thought bringing the remote controller would help her get to our elevator destination faster

joe brown's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so big when she sawed caucasian people in a white suit in a limbo she said stop that bag of oreos
yo mom is so silly when she said the exit sign she though the scary movie would come on free of charge
yo mom is so silly she can sneak out the house late at night by arming crawling through the closed door
yo mom is so fat she breast feed her child hi c eggnog
yo mom is so fat when she step on the scale it say a yo mom joke about her being so fat she had to get off the scale or it would not work

joe brown's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so old her hair got more powder than a snowy road
yo mom is so fat she had to see a food psychologist for eating too much donuts
yo mom is so fat she said tried on a brown turtle neck she turned it into a rubber band
yo mom is so fat she can save herself when she chokes on her food by continue to eat
yo mom is so ugly she wanted to go to mount everest but china changed its name to mount neverest
yo mom is so ugly she made rain update its invisibility
yo mom is so ugly she made the candle cry fire down
yo mom is so tall and her breathe is so spicy when she saw an pyramid she said wow which became eygpt’s first voclano
yo mom is so tall and her breathe is so hot she turned a pyramid into the world’s tallest candle
yo mom is so tall whenver a volcano erupts the fire station tells her to cry or spit to get rid of the fire

joe brown's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so shy she don’t open her mouth junkfood
yo mom is so shy deaf people tell her to speak her mind
yo mom is so fat the f1 to f12 on the keyboard is the representation to her fattiness
yo mom is so dumb f1 and f12 on the keyboard is an indication to how many times she failed class
yo mom is so fat eating kiss the candy her heart takes a dump inside her body before her but does
yo mom is so fat she does not give kisses she eats them
yo mom is so tall the reason heaven is so far away because every time she stands up her head puts it up a sky high each and every day
yo mom is so tall if it wasn’t for her God would probably still be on earth there would be no heaven and earth

tarowe's Momma Joke:

yo momma so poor she gata catc goodwill on sale

You suck's Momma Joke:

Wow all of these jokes are garbage

prick's Momma Joke:

yo mm is so fat that she’s fat

prick's Momma Joke:

who calls him or herself ‘you suck’
you really suck.

JOE MAMMA's Momma Joke:

YO MAMMA IS SO FAT HER PANTS SIZE ARE BITCH LOSE SOME WAIT

YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE MADE ONIONS CRY's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE MADE ONIONS CRY

googly's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat that dora can explore her

googly's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat that when god siad let there be light she had to move out of the way

Ivan's Momma Joke:

you mama is so ugly she took a dump infront of the who world.

oh its YO MOMMA's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she stole free bread

oh its YO MOMMA's Momma Joke:

yo momma so poor she walks around in the street saying” 25 cents to grind your beans!”

oh its YO MOMMA's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she saw her son in the street causing mischief and asked”hey you, who is yo momma?”

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Your momma is so stupid when her history teacher told her to write a esay on mexican history she humped a mexican ese ese ese

Anna's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat that when she jumped into the grand canyon, she got stuck

Yo Momma so....'s Momma Joke:

Yo Momma So Hairy The Only Language She Talk Is Wookie Ayeayeayeaye

Yo Momma so....'s Momma Joke:

Yo Momma So Hairy She Made King Kong Jealouse!!

Yo Momma so....'s Momma Joke:

Yo Momma So Stupid I Caught He Looking Over A Glass Wall To See What Was On The Other Side!

Yo Momma so....'s Momma Joke:

Yo Momma So Fat Even Richard Simmons Had To Laugh!

Yo Momma so....'s Momma Joke:

Yo Momma So Fat She Sat On Fort Knox And Now All She Does Is Crap Change!

Yo Momma so....'s Momma Joke:

Yo Momma So Fat She Saw A Bus And Screamed “Stop That Twinkie!”

beth's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat insted of the onions making her cry she made the onions cry.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

gucci

me's Momma Joke:

ur mom is so ugly dat ur granda is so stupid dat wen she was born she said wut a treasure and ur grandpa said o lets bury it

Yo mom is like a gas station pay before u pump's Momma Joke:

Dj

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mama is so ugly that the dog would not play with you in less you had food in your hair

john's Momma Joke:

ur mama so old she left her purse in noahs ark

john's Momma Joke:

your mama so old she sat in front of jesus in her first grade class

losers's Momma Joke:

yo
mama is fat that shes bolett pruff

losers's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat she needs two woaches for both time zones

losers's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat when some one wonts to sack her hand she has 2 give directions!!!

losers's Momma Joke:

sack=shack

losers's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stuped she locked her self in a motorsical

aj2's Momma Joke:

Ur momma is so fat when she jump she got stuck in the air

rey's Momma Joke:

your mama is so ugly when she looked herselve in the mirror her reflection ducked

veronica's Momma Joke:

yo mama when she went bongge jumping she went straight to hell

george's Momma Joke:

yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and i asked her what are u doing im just moving

george's Momma Joke:

yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and i asked her what are u doing im just moving

george's Momma Joke:

ur mama so ugly she made a blind person blind

george's Momma Joke:

ur mama so ugly she made a blind person blind

george's Momma Joke:

ur mama so ugly she made a blind person blind

jarvis's Momma Joke:

yo mama so dumb i told her to lick my ass she said for how much

MAMMAMAMAMAMAM's Momma Joke:

WOW THESE JOKES ARE GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SKATER B!'s Momma Joke:

your mama is like a christmas tree she lets every body put there balls on her!!

SKATER B!'s Momma Joke:

Your mama is like auto zone 5 cents a screw!!

ScRaPpY mEx's Momma Joke:

I DNT HAVE A MOM ME AND MY DAD SHARE URS
BITCH

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo daddys so bald when he wears a turtle neck he looks like a broken condum

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your moms like a doornob everyone gets a turn

boo!'s Momma Joke:

yo mama is so ugly that she is ….. uhmm ugly

boo!'s Momma Joke:

yo mama is so ugly that she is ….. uhmm ugly

boo!'s Momma Joke:

yo mama is so ugly that she is ….. uhmm ugly

boo!'s Momma Joke:

yo mama is so ugly that she is ….. uhmm ugly

susanna's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly not even rice crispies would talk to her

doo's Momma Joke:

your mom is so stupid she stuck batteries in her pocket and said I GOT THE POWER!

YO's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA SO FAT SHE HAD TO GO TO SEA WORLD TO GET BAPTIZED

carlos;ofelia's Momma Joke:

your moma is so ghetto when she breast feeds u koolaid comes out

dick's Momma Joke:

your moma

dick's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

bom's Momma Joke:

your mama is so poor she ate her food stamps.
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Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your mama is like a happy meal small cheap greasy

fat man's Momma Joke:

your mum is like a happy meal small cheap greasy

banana bubbles's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck

usa girls's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so poor she gos in to the kfc to lick over peoples fingers

usa girls's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat people jog around her for exsize

usa girls's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat when the docter told her she had a fleash eating desise he gave her 10 years to live

usa girls's Momma Joke:

yo mammas so ugly they moved halloween to her birthday

usa girls's Momma Joke:

yo mammas so ugly when she was born the doctor slaped her perons

usa girls's Momma Joke:

yo mammas so fat she sat on a quter and a bugger popped out of gorge washingtans nose

usa girls's Momma Joke:

yo mammas glasses are so thick when she looks on a map she can see people leaving

usa girls's Momma Joke:

yo mammas so stupid she put a dime up her ass and waited for gumballs

usa girls's Momma Joke:

yo mammas so fat she sat next to homer simpson and she made him look anarexic

usa girls's Momma Joke:

yo mammas so old when i told her to act her own age she died

usa girls's Momma Joke:

doctor whos so gay he drilled a glory hole thougth the tardis

usa girls's Momma Joke:

yo mammas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

discipline's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so ugly that ghosts had night mares of her!!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

u guys are good makin this up make more!!!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so shity she got shit stains on here draws

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so old she lived in 7894

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat when god said let there be light he said move your fat ass out the way

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so stupid when someone robbed her she dialed 911 on the microwave

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so nasty when you asked what’s for dinner she opened up her legs and said crabs

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamma ass so hairy chubaca said god damn you hairy bitch go get a shaver

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so poor i walked through the front door an tripped over the back fence

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so poor i threw a rock at a trash can and she said who knocked?

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so poor i saw here kicking a trash can down the street i asked wat the hell are you doing she said moving!!!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so tall when she backfliped she kicked god in the face

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

you momma like a 2 by 4 flat and easy to screw

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

you momma such a fat druggie when she stepped on the side walkand it cracked so she tried to smoke it

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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allie's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so ugly , when she went to a hooker barthey paid her to keep her clothes on!!!

bobo's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she tryed to put skittles in the order of the abc’s

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo Mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say TAXI!!!!!!!!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo Mama so fat her driver’s license says : Picture Continued On Other Side

Zman's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so stupid she went to the store and bought a solar powered flashlight

Zman's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so old she knew burgerking when he was still a prince

Zman's Momma Joke:

yo mommas teeth are so yellow she spits butter

Zman's Momma Joke:

yo momma so old i told her to act her own age and she died

Zman's Momma Joke:

yo momma so old her social security number is 1

Zman's Momma Joke:

yo mommas head is so small her pillow is a tea bag

robert's Momma Joke:

yo momma pussy so big her dildoe is bigger than a tornado

rachelle's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat that when she sits on the street people think shes a store cause shes got so much junk food

daven's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat that she jump in the air and got stuck

daven's Momma Joke:

yo mama teeth is so yellew it looks like she works in a crayon shop

daven's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it read to be continued

daven's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so dum she sold her car for gas money

daven's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so ugly she made onios cry

daven's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets ps i am 11 years old

yo mamma so fat she sat on bag of skittles and the rainbow popped out's Momma Joke:

chris

vm 13's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat, Al Gore blames her of Global Warming

christopher's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so horny she is like a construction site she got mexicans all over her

shawty95's Momma Joke:

yo momma so old the mummy producer asked her to be their mummy!!

yo mammas mama's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the W’s

Asslicker's Momma Joke:

Suck My Dick

Asslicker's Momma Joke:

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Asslicker's Momma Joke:

Anonymous got that shit from the inernet!!!!!!!!!!! Hoe

Asslicker's Momma Joke:

This Asslicker whatta do!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she uses a highway for a slippin slide

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mammas so old when i tapped her on herback herboobsfell off

mofo's Momma Joke:

your mammas so blind she thought your dad was sexy

Happy's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fugly that they had her moved from star wars to an abuss in to seconds!

Happy's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat that when she wears a one peice she gets arrested!

Happy's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so slow it took her 31 years just to read the three little pigs!

Happy's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly that she beat micheal jackson in most ugly!

Happy's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly when she entered the Worst ugliest ppl they said”No proffesionals!”

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yout momma is soo ugly the tide wont take her out

Brandon's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she looked at her phone and asked wat time is it

your momma is so fat she wore a red dress and people screemed come here kolaid's Momma Joke:

yo momma

yo momma is so fat she wore a yellow dress and a family screemed taxi.'s Momma Joke:

Mere

Yo mama so stupid she tried to start a fire with a firehose.'s Momma Joke:

Alex Ball

?'s Momma Joke:

yo momma so ghetto when she breast feeds kool-lad comes out

mrz.somoza's Momma Joke:

yo mama so poor africa iz sending money 2 her

nubia's Momma Joke:

my mama so ugly im ashamed 2 be her daughther

shorty's Momma Joke:

yo mama do big she got her own zip code

shorty's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she got fired from da chocolate factory fo eating da whole inventory

zarena's Momma Joke:

yo momo joke

tank's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat she thought that your ass was a play toy

cody linely's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat she thought your ass was a play toy

tank's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat when she went to the moon it SANK!!!!!

kayla's Momma Joke:

your momma so ugly when she was laughing i said why you laughing the only reason you should be laughing if is i put a mirror up to your face!

tom's Momma Joke:

your moms like a toilet fat white and smells like sh*t

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when she walked passed the tv i missed 3 hbo movies

cooldudeofwisdom's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on a bathroom scale

albert's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat that when you look up fat in the dictionary thers a picture of her right there

gman's Momma Joke:

your mama is so asia when she goes to sleep she dosnt have too close her eyes

Yo mama so fat that you could walk on her and you still would get to wear your going's Momma Joke:

Lueqwesha

annie's Momma Joke:

yo mama boobs are smaller then you throw some ds on that bitch

annie's Momma Joke:

yo mammas boobs are smaller then your throw some ds on that bitch

BOO BOO's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA SO UGLY WEN SHE WENT TO SCHOOL SHE HAD TO PUT A BAG OVER HERE FACE SO THE KIDS WONT SEE SOME OF THE UGLY

BOO BOO's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE HAD TO PUT A BAG OVER HERE FACE JUST TO COVER UP SOME OF THE UGLY

isabella's Momma Joke:

your momma is so skiny she can hula hoop with a chereo

me, myself and i's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she’s on both sides of the family

Cassy's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so poor, she has to wear her Mcdonald’s uniform to church.

Cassy's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so poor I saw her wrestlng a squirrel for a peanut.

Cassy's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she steped on a scale and it said” One at a time please.”

Cassy's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat she steped on a sclane and it said we dont do livestock
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Cassy's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so poor she eat ceral witha spoon to save milk

cec's Momma Joke:

yo mama soo stupid the she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!! ha =P

Rheanna's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is like a feezer,evrey one puts their meat inside her

Bruce Lee's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat she used a VHS as a beeper

lala-lolita's Momma Joke:

Yo moma ’s so fat she uses bacon flavour lip-gloss

lala-lolita's Momma Joke:

yo momm’s so fat , macdonalds , KFC, and burger king all together had to go on strike to protest against her!

lala-lolita's Momma Joke:

Yo momma’s SO NASTY , she spits UHU glue !

yo fat ass momma's Momma Joke:

yo momma met dark vater and he said let th force be behind yo ass

Jermaine's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so ugly she looks at her face and says she got a mask for halloween

Jermaine's Momma Joke:

yo momma like a ak 47 when they put the clip in she goes off

tony's Momma Joke:

your mama is so fat after your dad finished havind sex with her he rolled 3 times over but was still on your mama.

tony's Momma Joke:

your mama is so big, the helicopter tried to land on her

deon's Momma Joke:

yo moma so stupid she went to the clippers game to get a haircut

Yo's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat that when she stepped in the ocean all the whales popped up and started singing we are family even though you’re fatter than me

brandon george's Momma Joke:

yo mama’s so fat when she sat on a dime 2 nickles poped out cring

(ME) Andrew's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so fat she plays mini-golf with the planets!

(ME) Andrew's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas to ugly she went to the ugly show and the judge said,”Sorry ma’am no profetionals!”

(ME) Andrew's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch!

(ME) Andrew's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas so dirty she went to the dump and the workers took her as garbage.

(ME) Andrew's Momma Joke:

yo mamas like a brick,
she is flat on all sides, and gets laid by Mexicans.

Nina's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ghetto that when she breastfeed, kool aid come out

Your mommas so fat she made a tsunami's Momma Joke:

Made by:Layne

Da King's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she rides on her to act like a scateboard

Yo mammas is so poor,when i had stepped on a cigarette in her house,she said "who turned out the heat?"'s Momma Joke:

Jabayari

yo mama's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat i mistaken her for god’s bowling ball

anthony's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so old she owes jesus $2

faysal's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she took a ruler to her bed and was seeing how long she slept

faysal's Momma Joke:

yo

anthony's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat tony that when she bungi jumps she goes straight to hell

linda's Momma Joke:

you mammas so fat when she went outside with a rain coat ppl called taxi taxi

Dean's Momma Joke:

Yo mumas so fat wen she went 2 da doctors. Da doctor told her 2 take a sit & she took da sit home.

Juned's Momma Joke:

Yo mamas so dom wen she went 2 court. Da judge said order order & she said can i hav 1 chicken & chips pls.

Your mom is so fat i asked her name she said f. I said 'f' . And you answered let her chin come up.'s Momma Joke:

Amandeep

brad's Momma Joke:

YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE WNT TO THE TRAIN STATION AND PPL BORDED HER$

brad's Momma Joke:

YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE WNT TO THE CARNIVAL AND PPL ASKED HER HOW MUCH TO RIDE$

dang's Momma Joke:

shes fat

666's Momma Joke:

666

666's Momma Joke:

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666's Momma Joke:

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beasta's Momma Joke:

your mamma is so small she jumped off a curb and killed her self

Nickel's Momma Joke:

There is two fat people in the world and your mommas both.

Yo momma so old that she has an autographed bible.

Yo momma so old that Jesus sat infront of her in first grade.

Sexychick12's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she went 2 th airport and got arrested 4 ten pounds of crack

funny's Momma Joke:

1.your momma is so fat she doesnt fit in this joke
2. your mama is so fat she dont give a sh*t if its not butter
3.your momma is so fat its not funny
4.your momma is so ugly they didnt kno wen she was born if she was a tumor
5.your momma is so hairy yur bro almost died of rugburn wen he was born

SeVeNzZ's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck!!!

BUBBAFLAGA's Momma Joke:

ur mama so hairy she has afros over her nipples

BUBBAFLAGA's Momma Joke:

Ur mama so stupid she sent in an application to preschool

BUBBAFLAGA's Momma Joke:

Ur mama so fat she uses hummers as roler skates

Yo momma is so fat that all she lost at weight watchers was $29.95's Momma Joke:

Junior

Icey's Momma Joke:

your mama is so furry that big foot feel in love

Leatrice's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so dumb she turned on the tv and watched the couch

page's Momma Joke:

yo mama so dumb a schoolbus came by and she ran to it because she thougth it was a TWINKY.

ICEY's Momma Joke:

Your moma so fat she still can’t belive it’s not butter.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she got loked in the the grocery store and starved

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so poor when I ring the doorbell she says “DING!”

bon qui qui's Momma Joke:

your mama so fat she sat in the corner and the police came and said HEY. BREAK IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MS.KITTY VON BON BON's Momma Joke:

your mama so fat she went out wearing high heels and came back wearing flip flops

tilly wagon's Momma Joke:

hi yo mamas so fat that people told her that shes fat!!!!

tilly wagon's Momma Joke:

your mamas so fat that flo rida wrote a song about her that went like this ‘apple bottom jeans boots that are large THAT ARE LARGE the whole club was calling her a lard she hit the floor she bounced back up shorty got higher higher higher.’

sakagawia's Momma Joke:

your mama so fat my first expidition was around her

sakagawia's Momma Joke:

louis and clark and SAKAGAWIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama is so fat she has her own orbit's Momma Joke:

Mike

tilly wagon's Momma Joke:

hey its tilly wagon again and i just wanted to say i like PICKLES!!!!!!!

fuunyguy's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so dark and fat people said the end is near

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she got a doubel a battere sticked it up her ass and said i got the power

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so black they counted her absent in night school

your momma's Momma Joke:

Your momma so old she knew Mr. Clean back when he had an afro!

biggy's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so fat, when i saw her in the road, i tried to swerve around her, but i ran out of gas!

joky's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she took one step out of the and said she was tried .

joky's Momma Joke:

your mama so fat they used her belly as a trampline .

joky's Momma Joke:

your mama is so fat when she sat on the bus the bus tilt to that side.

joky's Momma Joke:

your mama so big she had wrested with king kong for fun.

joky's Momma Joke:

your mama so fat she main cause of earthqaukes.

roberto's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stupid she doesn’t even know im talking about her.

eric's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she got locked up un H-E-B and starved to death.

?'s Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so stupid she makes you look smart.

eric's Momma Joke:

your mama is so stupid she got locked up in a mattress company and slept on the floor.

eric's Momma Joke:

your mama is so ugly that when she was a baby her mom fed her with a slingshot.

?'s Momma Joke:

yo momma is so hairy she makes JOKY look bald.

eric's Momma Joke:

your mama is so fat she can play pool with the planets.

?'s Momma Joke:

your momma is so old i told her act your age she died. jajajajajajajajajajaja

?'s Momma Joke:

yo mooma is so stupid she made this website.

nate dog's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said i got the power

diggy dog's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so old her birth certificate expired!

jake's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so poor she was kickin a can across the street and when i asked her what she was doin she said movin.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo ma ma so fat when she hit a bus the bus driver said whos pitching brickes

Fuad's Momma Joke:

Ur Mama so poor she sat behind jesus in 4th grade

danny's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat her pants size is bitch lose some weight

Lauren's Momma Joke:

Your mama so fat she has more chins than a hong kong phonebook.

chris's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat barney said you win you win at the eating contest cause we sold out bitch

chris's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat barney said you win you win at the eating contest cause we sold out bitch

chris's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat barney said you win you win at the eating contest cause we sold out bitch

chris's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly the water jumped when she tried to jump in the pool and the water said no dump in the pool

yo mooma's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she drives the sun to work everyday

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your moma is so fat shes fat

david's Momma Joke:

your moma is so fat shes fat

?'s Momma Joke:

your momma is so dum she had YOU.

?'s Momma Joke:

yo mom is like a toilet shes white, around, and full of shit.

?'s Momma Joke:

yo mom is so black and her teeth are so yellow that when she smiles she looks like a Pittburg Steeler helmet.

?'s Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stupid she turns on the car and goes walking to H-E-B.

?'s Momma Joke:

yo momma is so poor i told her where is the restroom she said “pick a corner”.

Jonathon and Bussell's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat she don’t get cut’s she gets craters

Jonathon and Bussell's Momma Joke:

i have a big peter

Jonathon and Bussell's Momma Joke:

you so ugly yo mamma had to feed you with a slingshot

Gido81's Momma Joke:

Yo mama has no arms and is wearing a vest.

Jonathon and Bussell's Momma Joke:

well yo momma has now but but she is werin a thong

Jonathon and Bussell's Momma Joke:

well hell there gido81 hope u know that ur gay

Jonathon and Bussell's Momma Joke:

bring it ill smack u right up sidr ur earhole

Jonathon and Bussell's Momma Joke:

ur momma so fat the alastic from her underwear could lap the planet 3 times

Jonathon and Bussell's Momma Joke:

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Jonathon and Bussell's Momma Joke:

uknw whats funny u know whats funny ur face ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Jonathon and Bussell's Momma Joke:

hablah hablah hablah hablah POOP hablah hablah

Jonathon and Bussell's Momma Joke:

uknowwhats more funnyer than ur momma jokes……….what u got inur pants

Jonathon and Bussell's Momma Joke:

lala

Jonathon and Bussell's Momma Joke:

go poop on a cow

Jonathon and Bussell's Momma Joke:

this is a comparson of our mommas this is mine . this is urs O

Jonathon and Bussell's Momma Joke:

he he

Sharp and Bussell's Momma Joke:

boobs

Sharp and Bussell's Momma Joke:

just thank when ur momma falls thats 45 people dead

james's Momma Joke:

yo moma so fat people run around her for exserise

Freddy's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat that when she gos bunge jumping she brings the brige down with her!!!

Esther's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat she can’t even bend over and wash her own pussy

Esther's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so old her birth certificate says EXSPIRED

joe brown's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so dumb she thought concerntration camp was summer skool
yo mom is so tall she use nyc skyscrapers as thumbtacks
yo mom is so dumb she thought thumbtack were peppermints

joe brown's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so fat on the scale it shows the times table

joe brown's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so dumb when her friend said if she wanted some popcorn she shot the corn on the knob

joe brown's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so skinny the professional marked her absent in class when she was there

lorenzo's Momma Joke:

Your mama is so fat she woke up on both sides of the bed

?'s Momma Joke:

yo momma is so ulgy she looks like david

sharp and bussell's Momma Joke:

yo momma is sofat we had to install speed bumps inan all u can buffet

?'s Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat when people saw her they said why is the moon so close to the earth.

sharp and bussell's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat we had to grese the car door and hold a twinkie on the other side

sharp and bussell's Momma Joke:

to git her in

sharp and bussell's Momma Joke:

POST YOUR MOMMA JOKES HERE

sharp and bussell's Momma Joke:

whean people look at ur jokes they laugh cause there so dang dumb

?'s Momma Joke:

hey guys

?'s Momma Joke:

ur momma is so dumb she tried to drown her pet fish

?'s Momma Joke:

Are you all virgins? (girls)

crystal's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat her pant size is bitch lose some weight
yo mama so getto when she breast feed coolay comes out

crystal lee's Momma Joke:

your eyes are like diamonds,your teeth are like glass,your face reminds me of king kong’s ass.
boys say you’re pretty,boys say you’re fine but when the baby comes around they say its not mine.
I love someone yes i do,i love someone yes its true,i love someone yes its you.
i love someone yes i do,i love someone yes its true,bitch stop smiling its not you.

crystal lee's Momma Joke:

si mi alma fuera pluma y mi corazon tintero,con la sangre de mis venas escribiria te quiero.
Un lapis sin punta no puede escribir y yo sin tus labios no puedo vivir.

Andre's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.

crystal lee's Momma Joke:

that was awesome andre

julio's Momma Joke:

all of you are a bunch of shit

Andre's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she though tupac shakar was a jeswish holiday

Andre's Momma Joke:

go suck a d:::: julio and thanks crystal lee

austin sauls's Momma Joke:

yo mama so hairy the only language she speak is wookie….ahzzzzzzzzzzzzz

austin sauls's Momma Joke:

yo mama so hairy chubca said stop hating.. bbittcccchh stopppppp hatinggggggggg

austin sauls's Momma Joke:

yo mama teeth so yellow the sun said stop hating

austin sauls's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when she gets up in the morning the devil says oh shit shes up

austin sauls's Momma Joke:

yo mama teeth so ig i can kick a field goal thru her gap

austin sauls's Momma Joke:

yo mama teeth so yellow when she close her mouth her eyes light up like a jacko-lantern

Johnny Lee O'Hearon's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she uses the ocean for a bathtub and plays with whales for rubber duckies.

Johnny Lee O'Hearon's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she takes a spoon to the Superbowl.

Johnny Lee O'Hearon's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when she had sex the guy ask her what direction.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so dumb she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept

anonymous x0's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she was baptised in sea world

yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Beastie BOYY's Momma Joke:

yo mammas like a hardware store 10 cents a screw HAAH

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat the U.S. army uses her panties as a missle launcher

brandon's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when she got on the scaile it said 123 abc get your fat ass off of me

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma is ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for mooning

SUNTIN's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backin up

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she went to space and got stuck

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yo mama so old she got Gods auto graph

magertom202's Momma Joke:

your moma’s so stupid she put 2 quorters in her ears just to lisen to 50cent

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courtney's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the w&w’s.

courtney's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so dumb that she got liked in a grocery store and starved.

courtney's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid that she go locked in a matress store and slept on the floor.

Joel's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so fat it took me a train and two buses just to get on her good side

bitchy's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat it took 5 planes 16 buses 100 miles just to get around her

6tgg7b8ju's Momma Joke:

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yo momma's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat it tokk her mom 7 years to get her head out and35 years for the rest

jerome's Momma Joke:

yo mama so at when she jumped on saturn she made the ring spin

David valdez's Momma Joke:

your momma is so black she went naked to a funeral

dildo's Momma Joke:

your mamas so fat she got baptised at seaworld

dillon gerasimou's Momma Joke:

your mamas so fat when she stepped on the scales it said one at a time please

dillon gerasimou's Momma Joke:

your mamas so fat she could be the eigth continent

dillon gerasimou's Momma Joke:

your mamas so fat when she fell of a boat the captain yelled land ahoy

Dustin Tims's Momma Joke:

wats wrong main dont make me say sometin bout yo mama homboi

Dada's Momma Joke:

yo momma so old that her breast milk is like powder

Dada's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so stupid that she thought goin to the doctor and gettin a shot was like gettin something i a needle and giving it to hersekf

alexander's Momma Joke:

your momma so old in 3rd grade Jesus sat next 2 her.

Amanda's Momma Joke:

Your momma so old on her birth on her birth certificate it said EXPIRED!!!

yodady's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when she sits on the rainbow it makes skitteles!

alexander's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so stupid she said that nocho riche was her hesbud

jakob's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat i had too take two buses and a train to get on her good side!!!

cheer3456's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

cheer3456's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that

joker5678's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat her pants have stretch marks

yo9876's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptized

d7e9v6's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she bought a video on how to work a VCR

rr44's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she sold her car for free gas

p66's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when she went to the beach the people yelled to her free willy

p66's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat i run around her for exercise

cheesey1's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is hairy the only language she speaks is chewbakka

marcus's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat i had to take 5 bus’s just to get to the left side of her face

mrpimp69's Momma Joke:

yo granny so old her birth certificate said expired

Ali's Momma Joke:

Yo Mamma us so fat that she eats pumpkin pies as skittles

POOP's Momma Joke:

SEX is yo mommas fav thing

TaZmAn!A-k!nG's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so old when she was in
school there was NO history class!

djbadazz's Momma Joke:

yo momma like a hardware store 10cents a screw

super's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she made micheal jackson look straight

jogolo's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat, when she jumped in the pool, people would hold up signs saying save the whale

THISISYOMOMMA's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat, when she went to the movie theatre in a white t shirt people thought she was the projector screen.

pimp man's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid that when she went to the super bowl she brouth a spoon

jeff lane's Momma Joke:

ur moms so fat when she broke her leg gravy spilled out

jeff lane's Momma Joke:

ur moms so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed and got hit by a parked car

jo's Momma Joke:

lol

Samantha's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so fat, when the house burnt down, we used her undowear as a tent. Yo momma is so fat, when she ran the CD player skipped… At the radio station.

wendy's Momma Joke:

my momma so fat she plays matchbox with my car

ciara's Momma Joke:

yo mama so poor when she got robbed they left money

pimp man's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

aaliyah mckleny's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat, when she got in the house broke down!

samantha's Momma Joke:

your momma is like a vacuam cleaner she sucks and blows and the gets laid in the closet.

pimp man's Momma Joke:

ur moms like aspoiled fat & chunky

pimp man's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles

pimp man's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so ugly she makes onions cry

pimp man's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so ugly nhl bannded her for life

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat when she goes to the beac cats throw sand on her

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

your moms like a gas tank first i pump then i pay !!!ooooooo

\ali hussein's Momma Joke:

stick and stone may break my bones but yo mama does the same in the bed lol oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh

ali hussein's Momma Joke:

from now on ima call yo mama a zebra cuz she has stretch marks

nadia's Momma Joke:

your momma if so skinney that when she turned sidways and stuck out her tounge she looked like a zipper!!!!!!!!!!!lol! >:^P

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE FART DUST

ac girl's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so old she farts dust

danyates's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat when she wore a blue t-shirt and walked down the street people shouted TSUNAMI RUN!!!!

marcusdaniels's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat i had to take three buses and two trains just to get over her chin

marcusdaniels+danyates's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so old that she witnessed the big bang

marcusdaniels+danyates's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so old that she made the big bang

marcusdaniels+danyates's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat that she make the earth look like a marble

marcusdaniels+danyates's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat that she makes the universe look like a pea

marcusdaniels+danyates's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat that when she signed up to the army they used her in operation human shield

marcusdaniels+danyates's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat that when she when’t bungee jumping she not only brought down the bridge she brought down the entire country

marcusdaniels+danyates's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat that make the people at wheight watchers look skinny

franaltis chandler's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat that I saw her in the kitchen cooking naked and I told her to get her fat ass out my kitchen

kenny's Momma Joke:

yo momma so stuipd she sold her car for gas money

sz's Momma Joke:

yo mama so

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat you could slap her butt den ride da waves

nabila's Momma Joke:

your mamma is so short she does backflips under the door

nabila's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so old the cobb webs between her thighs tell the last time she got laid

marcusdaniels+danyates's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so ugly even zombies won’t bite her

erick's Momma Joke:

yo mama si so fat she fell in love and broke it

erick's Momma Joke:

y mama is so fat she doest need ienternet shes world wide

what what sizzle's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat that when she was taking a shit out came the solar system

what what sizzle's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat that when she was bored she smashed rocks together and now we have our planet

what what sizzle's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so ugly that micheal jackson turned her down for a date

what what sizzle's Momma Joke:

you mamma is so gay that she asked hannah to rub her butt cramp

yo mamma is so desprate that she asked out patrick parrish….. and he said no!

yo mamma is so fat that when she was breathing she swallowed atlantis

what what sizzle's Momma Joke:

i made all those up so pleez tell me what you think?

fat mamma's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat when she wore a black dress people thought it was night time

sam's Momma Joke:

yo momma so hairy that the only language she speaks is wookie

sam's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly that when she stuck her head out the window the police arressted her foe mooning

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so hariy she grew afrows on her nepels

jesus christ's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so retarded they named the school bus arter her!!!

jesus christ's Momma Joke:

dildo

Brit's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly she made blind kids cry

Brit's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she had to use a boomerang to put her belt on this morning

Brit's Momma Joke:

yo mama so poor I saw her kicking a pop can down the street I asked her what she was doing she said moving

Brit's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so black, that when she jumped off the Grand Canyon, a tourist said ‘darkness has fallen’.

Brit's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said “what color?”

Brit's Momma Joke:

Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.

Brit's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she puts salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh

yo momma's Momma Joke:

yo momma so nasty she does not perparate she greaseanates

yo momma's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids she yelled”TWINKIES” come back

badass's Momma Joke:

ya moma so fat that she poored a half a cup in the tub and mad it ova flow

badass's Momma Joke:

yo momma is soo fat that she makes globle warming

johnathen's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat she dose’nt stay in her room she stays all around her room

bigboy's Momma Joke:

your moma is so poor she thought free food was expinsive

sexymama123's Momma Joke:

your momma so fat that a ghost want haunted her

sexymama123's Momma Joke:

your momma so fat when she went to the waterside they put up a sign that said u cant be over 300 pounds to ride

dude's Momma Joke:

Your momma so stupid she through a rock at the ground and missed

MeLaRiE's Momma Joke:

YoUr MaMa Is So ReTaRdEd ShE gOt StAbEd In A sHoOt OuT!

dude's Momma Joke:

your momma so fat I had to take 6 busses and a train to get around her

brillance's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so stankin she smell like a truck full of back that ass up

321's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma so fat when a bus hit her she siad, “Who threw that rock!”

dude's Momma Joke:

You mamaso stuiped she took a spoon to the super bowl

kdfhkehfwhksjh's Momma Joke:

YO MAMMA SO SLOW SHE HAS TO TAKE 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 STEPS TO JUST GO TO THE MAIL BOX

123456789's Momma Joke:

YO MAMMA SO WHITE SHE GOT BLEACHED AND SHE WAS STILL HER COLLOR

123456789's Momma Joke:

YO MAMMA SO DUMB THAT SHE WROTE HER NAME AXADENTLY” ” LIKE THIS ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ AND HER NAME WAS MONQUE

fjhvgnhbhdszvnhgkjhjh..jljl;o's Momma Joke:

yo momma so hairy that the only language she speaks is wookie

fjhvgnhbhdszvnhgkjhjh..jljl;o's Momma Joke:

yo momma so huge that when she trips the united states thought the moon was falling

fjhvgnhbhdszvnhgkjhjh..jljl;o's Momma Joke:

yo momma’s so fat that when she saw a school bus full of kids she thought it was a talking twinkie

fjhvgnhbhdszvnhgkjhjh..jljl;o's Momma Joke:

yo momma so poor that when i started waving a popicle she said”boy stop wasting my a.c.

fjhvgnhbhdszvnhgkjhjh..jljl;o's Momma Joke:

yo momma so black that when she goes to night school the teacher marks her absent

fjhvgnhbhdszvnhgkjhjh..jljl;o's Momma Joke:

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Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so poor that when i lit match in her house the roaches said clap yo hands stomp yo feet praise the lord cause we got heat

deshaun's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so skinny she used a cheerio for a hulla hoop

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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reid715's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat she ordered a waterbed and put a blanket over the ocean

hoty's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stuped when she heard the chilly bowl was in town she took a bowl whit her to the game

anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so wierd she said to her daughter i,ll come at you like an inbread at a family reunion

anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat when god made the earth he said move fat ass bitch

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so stupid she took a bowl 2 the super bowl anYo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

declan cannon =]

the hot 1's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so stupid she took a bowl 2 the super bowl anYo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

declan cannon =]

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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none ya!'s Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid that she studied for a drug test!!

none ya!'s Momma Joke:

any one on this wenbsite?

none ya!'s Momma Joke:

yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved lmfao!!!!l.o.l

none ya!'s Momma Joke:

yo momma sucks hairy nutsssssssssssssssssssss sack hahahaha

Becca's Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma So Dumb, She Locked Her Keys In Her Motorcycle.

jake's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma so hairy she walked through a hiking trail ween people saw her they yelled ” It’s bigfoot!!!!!!!!

jake's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma so stupid she studied for a urine test!!!!!!!

jake's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma is so fat the waiter said “Here’s a table for six”.

jake's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma so stupid she put the pancakes after the butter.

jake's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma so stupid she thinks that Mickey Mantle and Mickey Mouse are related.

jake's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma is so old she rode on noah’s ark

lla-llon el rey's Momma Joke:

Todos estos Pendejos aqui no son nada. Yo soy el unico Rey.El mas perro de los de mas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gusto's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so fat that when she gets on the scale It says your phone number.

PIG's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so dum she kicket obama in the ass and dick

RICO's Momma Joke:

Pedro is so dum he dosent even now wats 2 times 2 or 0 times4

RICO's Momma Joke:

Pedro is so dum he dosent even now wats 2 times 2 or 0 times4

liam hart's Momma Joke:

your mama so poor i saw her kicking and i said what u doing she said moving

jay's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat that she cant even get outa bed

jay's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so stupid that she cant even turn on her VCR

?'s Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat that she cant even fart

darlyn zabala's Momma Joke:

Your mama is so stupid that when i aks her if i can watch tv in color she gave me box of crayons.

darlyn zabala's Momma Joke:

Your mama is so stupid that when i aks her if i can watch tv in color she gave me a box of crayons.

darlyn zabala's Momma Joke:

your mama is so tiny when she hickups she does a cart wheel

abdulrahman hassan's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so dumb she invented yo mama jokes.

abdulrahman hassan's Momma Joke:

abdulrahman hassan

abdulrahman hassan's Momma Joke:

darlyn zabala is a bitch ass hoe.

alexander's Momma Joke:

yomoma is so hairy people be yelling kingkong is comeing

fjhvgnhbhdszvnhgkjhjh..jljl;o's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so tall the when she did a back flip she kicked jesus in the face

fjhvgnhbhdszvnhgkjhjh..jljl;o's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so discustung that when i went to her house and had dinner and i asked her what was for dinner and she opened up her legs and said crabs

fjhvgnhbhdszvnhgkjhjh..jljl;o's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat that when she put on a yellow shirt and a kid walked up to her and said wheres the doors

fjhvgnhbhdszvnhgkjhjh..jljl;o's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so poor that when i walked in her house i got robbed by rats

nigeria boys's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma so stupid, she thought “Wu Tang” was an African orange drink!!

nigeria boys's Momma Joke:

When I looked at Yo mama’s teeth, I didn’t know whether to smile or to kick a field goal.

nigeria boys's Momma Joke:

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Your Mama so skinny she does the holo hop with a cerole

david's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat when she fell down grayvey pored out of her

david's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so hairy so got hair on her nipples

david's Momma Joke:

yo momma so so ugly when she was a baby her parents had to feed her with a slingshot

david's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat she cant see her toes, tell the time,or take a shower or bathe she cant even get up

david's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly when she was born her parents said its a boy.

david's Momma Joke:

yo son is so fat he wears a size 566,000 in boxers

david's Momma Joke:

yo momma so dum she said i want to go to that show how to be a 5th grader

david's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly she scares the scarecrows away

david's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly she more then ugly they made a new definition for how she look

david's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so poor she said the most money i got is more then you.she was taling to her arm.and her arm has no money.

david's Momma Joke:

i mean the same ammount

jamie's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so old and ugly she the one killed jesus.

jamie's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so dumb she thought bety cracker was a person.

jamie's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so poor she told my dog she’ll trade her life for her dog biscut.

jamie's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat she at earth

jamie's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so dumb when yo daddy came inside an said it was chilly outside she got a bowl

oshay's Momma Joke:

your momma so fat she has a dog in ate it

oshay's Momma Joke:

your momma so fat she has a dog in ate it

oshay's Momma Joke:

wass up

DaQuan's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma so stupid she thought gonnerea was ice cream so she went to go get some

oshay's Momma Joke:

my momma so fat she went to the super bowl a went to go get a spoone

JackJack's Momma Joke:

I say your mother is so uncivilized that she is a beanner or a negro

oshay's Momma Joke:

wass up daquan

Kory's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so stupid that when she was sighning an job application it said not to write under the black lines so under the black lines she put ok

oshay's Momma Joke:

andy is gay

andy's Momma Joke:

oshay sucks my 1inc dick for life

oshay's Momma Joke:

andy mom look like a big ass hot dog

andy's Momma Joke:

i remember when my dick was small now its biger cauze oshay sucked it to much

oshay's Momma Joke:

my dick look like a big ass over size hot link your look like a small ass tooth pick

andy's Momma Joke:

my dick is to big for poor oshay he liked it but now i could only put my dick in his ass not his mouth

andy's Momma Joke:

oshay dont let me get bag-in on yo dirty smelly looking ass bitch your
looks like a skiny dog that hasint ben feed

andy's Momma Joke:

daquan and oshays some times make gay porn and send it to http://www.pornhub.com

oshay's Momma Joke:

daquan and andy is married but some time they have sex problem amricia help them plzz pray for them

oshay's Momma Joke:

hi my name is oshay and im from texes

oshay's Momma Joke:

daquan botty stank lol

mike's Momma Joke:

oshay you are funny man

oshay's Momma Joke:

thanks

mike's Momma Joke:

andy is funny too

andy's Momma Joke:

oshay you smeled his ass hahaha

andy's Momma Joke:

a oshay tell daquan to stop calling me

DaQuan's Momma Joke:

Andy loves to suck balls while Oshay licks his dick

oshay's Momma Joke:

andy and his lil dick some andy bet his dick i called tha police that andy is chilled abuse to his lil dick

andy's Momma Joke:

remeber oshay when i busted a nut on your face
you liked it but i bet daquan likes it better thou

shay's Momma Joke:

i got to fart so move andy now

shay's Momma Joke:

daquan have baby meat

andy's Momma Joke:

DAQUAN LIKES WHEN I RIGHT THE LETTERS BIG SO HE REMEMBERS MY BIG ASS DICK

andy's Momma Joke:

WHAT IS BABY MEAT DO YOU MEAN IS LITTLE 1INC DICK THAT HE TOLD ME HIS DAD SUCKS

andy's Momma Joke:

DAQUAN SHAVED HIS HEAD SO IT CAN LOOK LIKE MY NUT

shay's Momma Joke:

YEAH

andy's Momma Joke:

8======================3————————–DAQUAN

shay's Momma Joke:

HIS HEAD LOOK LIKE MY BIG ASS NUT

John's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so dirty the army used her bathwater as a nueclear weapon.

Gerald.A's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat, when a train hit her, she said who threw a rock at me.

christian contreras's Momma Joke:

yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in the first grade

anthony's Momma Joke:

yo momma so black,she was marked absent at the nightclub!!!

anthony's Momma Joke:

yo momma such a victim, when a fight started she asked why she wasn`t invited

nick's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so black her oil change light goes on

jesus's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so poor, when a hoeboe turned of a ciggar she said who turned off the heater

Aquib's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat that when she stood on the weight scale it said her phone number

Aquib's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat that when she went on a water slide it said sorry, one person at a time

shay's Momma Joke:

nigg@ you gay

shay's Momma Joke:

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941
shay said:
Posted: March 30th, 2009
nigg@ you gay

940
Aquib said:
Posted: March 30th, 2009
yo momma so fat that when she went on a water slide it said sorry, one person at a time

939
Aquib said:
Posted: March 30th, 2009
yo momma so fat that when she stood on the weight scale it said her phone number

938
jesus said:
Posted: March 30th, 2009
yo mamma so poor, when a hoeboe turned of a ciggar she said who turned off the heater

937
nick said:
Posted: March 29th, 2009
y

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

there alright not to bad but your mama is so fat that when she saw a pack of whales she sang we are family all your brothers and sisters and me

momma bertha's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat she ate her husbands dick and asked for more

Kool kid named Akelly's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat when she died she went to hell because the angels couldnt pick her up!

flabber's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat she jumped up in the air and came back down and chicken little said” the sky is falling the sky is falling”

leisha owen's Momma Joke:

your mammas like a bowling ball,she gets picked up,fingered and thrown in the gutter but still she comes back for more.

hopscotch's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so fat when she pays hopscotch she gos venus mars neptune.

S_I_L_E_N_T_X's Momma Joke:

Yo mam so ugly i took her to the haunted house she came out with a job application!

S_I_L_E_N_T_X's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waitted for it to say go

S_I_L_E_N_T_X's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat i ran around her twice and got lost

S_I_L_E_N_T_X's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said her phone number

S_I_L_E_N_T_X's Momma Joke:

yo mam so poor i rang her doorbell she came and the window and said DING DONG

S_I_L_E_N_T_X's Momma Joke:

yo mama so poor when i asked to use the bathroom she gave me two stickes one to hold the roof and one to fight the mice!

S_I_L_E_N_T_X's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat when she was floating in the ocean spain claimmed her for The New Land

S_I_L_E_N_T_X's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat her cereal bowl came with a life gaurd

S_I_L_E_N_T_X's Momma Joke:

I RULE!!!!! HAHA

S_I_L_E_N_T_X's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat when she went past my windw i lost 2 days of sunlight

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so old she shits fossils

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so ugly she didnt need to wear a mask when she tried out for star wars

jesse garcia ramirez's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so hairy she grows afros on her nipples

jesse garcia ramirez's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so old she shits fossils

22's Momma Joke:

yo

22's Momma Joke:

EAT FAT GRANDPAS!!

Joey's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma so stupid that when her Orange Juice carton said CONCENTRATE, she stared into her juice.

Joey's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat that when God said,” Let there be light”, he just moved her.

JO McPherson's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so gly when she was born her mom said “What a treasure” her dad’s reply was “Now lets bury IT”

Jo McPherson's Momma Joke:

Yo Momma so stupid she was hit by a parked car~!

Jo McPherson's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so ugly when she looked out the window a police man gave her a ticket for mooning

Jo McPherson's Momma Joke:

Your mom teeth so yellow god has to wear sunglasses to look at her

Jo McPherson's Momma Joke:

Your mom so ugly the Devil is afraid of her

Jo McPherson's Momma Joke:

>o< Im Dissing myself

Jo McPherson's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Jo McPherson's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

Jo McPherson's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Jo McPherson's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

Jo McPherson's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,”Damn, is it Halloween already?”

Jo McPherson's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Ur momma suck my dick

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Fglf

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Hello my name is tyler durden and i do guys for the warm gooey-ness

bob the murderur's Momma Joke:

yo mamma so stupid she got fired from the m and m factory for throwing away all of the w’s

bob the murderur's Momma Joke:

(this is for anyone, but mostly white people, but still really funny =]

yo momma so black she has to get her ta toes done in chalk

Chrizzle dizzle's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is like marujana, everyone does her, but no one admits it!

Chrizzle dizzle's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is such a bitch, PMS cheers her up!

Kala's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so stupid she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order

Joka13's Momma Joke:

To momma so fat she falls off all for sides of the bed

anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so fat she went swimming in the gulf of mexico and farted and thats what caused hurricane katrina

mamamazinnn's Momma Joke:

ur mama…. damn…need i say more

fat fuk's Momma Joke:

your mamas glasses are so thik she can see the future

fat fuk's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie

ryan is's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so ugly when she threw a boomerang it didnt come back

ryan is's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so ugly when she threw a boomerang it didnt come back

t's Momma Joke:

yo mamas so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

mike's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so dumb she took darts to target

gaby's Momma Joke:

your moma is so fat she played pool with the planet

neil D's Momma Joke:

your momma so ugly ;
she makes onions cry
the pound wouldnt take her away
dracula wouldnt drink her blood … not even with wolfman’s teeth

neil D's Momma Joke:

you mommas so old her breast milk’s powder

billy's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when she sits on a toilet the toilet says abc 123 get your big fat ass off of me

chris's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when she stepped in front of the T.V. i missed 3 comertials

chris's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat not even a bulldozer can carry her

justin's Momma Joke:

you momma so dirty when so took a bath the jump out !!! damn

hori ow's Momma Joke:

your mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

hori ow2's Momma Joke:

your mama so dum she sat on da T.V and watched the couch

hori ow4's Momma Joke:

your mama so fat……WAIT have u herd the saying imagine elephants
fly well imagine your mum TERROR TO THE EARTH

big B's Momma Joke:

your momma is so stupid she went deer hunting with a water gun!

T J's Momma Joke:

Yo momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it!! hahaha (=

dalica's Momma Joke:

yo momma so crosseye she threw a rock at the ground and missed!!!!!!!!

Yo mamma so stupid the only reason she joined the fbi cuz she thought it standed for fat bitches incorparated's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma

Yo mamma is so fat she doesnt need internet cuz shes world wide's Momma Joke:

JACKASS DUDE

twilightluvr's Momma Joke:

YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID AND FAT SHE THOUGHT THE SOAP BAR WAZ A TWINKIE!!!!

u are gay's Momma Joke:

yo mom is so fat and old when she was taking a shower she lifted up her breast and a pilgrim fell out

u are gay's Momma Joke:

your mom is so ugle that king kong killed him self before lokking at u

u are gay's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fet she sat on a rainbow and skiddles fell out

u are gay's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so dumb that she though jaskass was a movie about pretty donkeys

u are gay's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so dumb that she said do u have a new butt for sale mine has a crack in it

u are gay's Momma Joke:

your mom is so dumb that she tried to huke up with machiel jackson

u are gay's Momma Joke:

your mom is so ugle she can even go in to a store with out ppl saying its not halloween any not u can take of the mask

u are gay's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so poor she cant aford to walk

u are gay's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so big the plant jupiter gets afended

u are gay's Momma Joke:

u are a ****** ****** ****** ******** ******* * ********

u are gay's Momma Joke:

yo are so ugle when u were born the docter threw at the wall and said come down i killed the alien

jake's Momma Joke:

yo mama so old moses is in her year book

jake's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

jake's Momma Joke:

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

jake's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone

jake's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington’s nose.

jake's Momma Joke:

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

jake's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

jake's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class

jake's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

jake's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

jake's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

prince's Momma Joke:

yo momma so dirty on her toilet seat is surrouned with bugs singing we are family

tracey's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so faaaaaaat, she paralyzed an elephant when she sat on it

beatrice's Momma Joke:

yo mamaaaa is sooooooo FAT, she’s not your real mum, your adopted

erdy's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid that she thinks that a quarterback is a refund

erdy's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so black that she go’s to night school and they count her ababsent

erdy's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat she is like the biggest park ever she big fat and open to the publice

billlllllllllllllllll homo's Momma Joke:

yo mommas so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch faaaagggggg

willdj11's Momma Joke:

yo mama so old, i told her to act her age and she died.

willdj11's Momma Joke:

1)yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
2)Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
3)Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
4)Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
5)Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
6)Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects
7)Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

cut by knife's Momma Joke:

when yo momma get stab by a robber she bleeds bacon gres

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she stold free bread

Anonymous Hobo's Momma Joke:

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water, it turns into lemon-aid.

Anonymous Hobo's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so stupid, she had to walk one hundred miles, got tired at fifty miles, and walked back home.

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so dumb she went to the cinema it sed under 17 not addmitted she came back with 16 of her friends

caitlyn's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat that wen she died she finally found the remote

caitlyn's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so ugly mirros arent her friend

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so fat she’s got 4 pant sizes large Extra Large Jumbo and…. HOLY SHIT SHE is COMMIN TOWARDS ME!!!!!

badass said's Momma Joke:

yo mama so hairy the only laguge she can speak is wokkie

badass said's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

badass ez's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she went to a m&m consert and said”go skitels go skitels!”

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo momma so fat when she steps on th scale it says 90210

badass ez's Momma Joke:

yo mama so ugly she brakes mirrios!

badass ez's Momma Joke:

yo mama so fat she went to weigh her self she couldnt see the scale!

hind's Momma Joke:

your mama is teeth yellow she spirt butter

hind's Momma Joke:

hi mum i miss you no 1 missed you

joe hernandez's Momma Joke:

my momma is so ugly ..that she made me

joe hernandez's Momma Joke:

i likee to cheat on my girlfriends…like on a peter. he really loved me and i got in some one elses pant(a.k.a kymberly…or wal mart open 24′7 to ANYONE(:

dushee's Momma Joke:

im gay(:

dushee's Momma Joke:

men are sexxy(:

111's Momma Joke:

sdaivsdfh.

111's Momma Joke:

rfthfhdrgtd

regina's Momma Joke:

yo mama so stupid she went to Iraq to know how to do the Solja boy.

regina's Momma Joke:

yo mama so hairy so got two afro balls under her armpit

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so fat it take two bus logs to carry her in her stomach

classified's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly and scary dat she sleeps under the boogie mans bed!

classified's Momma Joke:

Yo mama so ugly & scary dat the boogie man wets his bed.

katie's Momma Joke:

yo momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be countinued

Baba's Momma Joke:

ur moms ass is so wide heavens gate wouldn’t accept her

Michelle's Momma Joke:

The Bogeyman scares little kids. Chuck Norris and Yo mama work together to scare The bogeyman.

I totally just made that up not lying

cristina guerra's Momma Joke:

yo momma teeth is so yellow that when she smiles cars starts to slow down

lil rocker's Momma Joke:

yo mama like a peac of paper use 1s and throw away

jakliene's Momma Joke:

yo mama so black when night come no one can see her

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yomomma so dum she put 911 on speed dial

Dominique Bowlin's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma so ugly the goverment moved Halloween to her birthday.

Alyssa Henry's Momma Joke:

Your mamma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

somebody's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid that she mix up with her son and husband and say lick my pussy. lololol

TechnoGlitch's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so old that she saw “The Passion of the Christ”… LIVE!!!

TechnoGlitch's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so mean that terrorist would not hire her.

TechnoGlitch's Momma Joke:

Yo mamma is so poor, a homeless guy walked up to her and gave her money.

TechnoGlitch's Momma Joke:

Yo mama is so poor that when I asked her what’s for dinner, she took out a knife and said: “First person that moves!

Deezone's Momma Joke:

Yo mommaz so fat ,when she uses the washroom the toilet sings A B C D E F G get yo fat ass off ov me LOL

MONIQUE's Momma Joke:

YO MAMA SOO FAT, WHEN SHE DROPS HER PANTIES SHE STILL GOT ASS IN EM!! LOL

keshawn's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so hairy she has to use a lawn mower to save her back

arthur's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat when god said let there be light he said move your fat ass

arthur's Momma Joke:

yo mamma is so fat when god said let there be light he said move your fat ass out the way

keshawn's Momma Joke:

yo maama nasty i said wats for dinner she said CRABS

brodge's Momma Joke:

Yo momma so black when she look in the mirror her reflection disappear

christian's Momma Joke:

your mom is so fat that when she sat on the tolet the tolet stared sing abcdefg get your fat ass of me

Anonymous's Momma Joke:

yo mama is so stupid she sits on her tv and watches the couch