Your Mom is so fat she could sell shade during the summer.
Your Mom is so fat when she get a cut, she bleeds milkshakes
Your Mom is so fat she walked by the tv and I missed three episodes.
Your Mom is so fat she whistles bass.
Your Mom is so fat she’s the only one at the beach who gets a tan.
Your Mom is so fat she pays taxes in three different countries.
Your Mom is so fat she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
Your Mom is so fat she violates 17 different zoning laws
Your Mom is so fat she can seat a family of six.
Your Mom is so fat she can walk around the world in three steps.
Your Mom is so fat if she were overthrown by a small militia, she’d be known as The Republic of Your Mom.
Your Mom is so fat that after having a dream about marshmallows, she woke up and her pillows were gone.
Your Mom is so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes B.C, Edmonton, Toronto, Qubec…
Your Mom is so fat that the local restaurant has a sign stating: Maximum Occupancy - 45 People or Your Mom.
Your Mom is so fat that after sex she smokes a ham.
Your Mom is so fat we’re in her right now.
Your Mom is so fat that she has to wake up in sections.
Your Mom is so fat when she rolls over in bed she burns her ass on the light bulb.
Your Mom is so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
Your Mom is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Your Mom is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.
Your Mom is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your Mom is so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Your Mom is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
Your Mom is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Your Mom is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
Your Mom is so fat she’s got her own area code.
Your Mom is so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Your Mom is so fat that her senior pictures had to be an arial view.
Your Mom is so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Your Mom is so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER.
Your Mom is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your Mom is so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Your Mom is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Your Mom is so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
Your Mom is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your Mom is so fat when she goes to a resturant, she takes one look at the menu and says, “Okay!”
Your Mom is so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, “One at a time, please.”
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, “To be continued…”
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, “We don’t do livestock.”
Your Mom is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Your Mom is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Your Mom is so fat the last time she layed on the beach, Greenpeace showed up and tried to push her back into the water.
Your Mom is so fat she uses Redwoods to pick her teeth.
Your Mom is so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts.
Your Mom is so fat when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
Your Mom is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma is so stupid he thought a quarterback was a refund
Yo momma is so stupid he thought a quarter
Yo momma is so fat if she stepped on a dollor sh could make change
YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE SAT BEHIND JESUS IN THE 3RD GRADE
Your Mom is so fat she could sell shade during the summer.
Your Mom is so fat when she get a cut, she bleeds milkshakes
Your Mom is so fat she walked by the tv and I missed three episodes.
Your Mom is so fat she whistles bass.
Your Mom is so fat she’s the only one at the beach who gets a tan.
Your Mom is so fat she pays taxes in three different countries.
Your Mom is so fat she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
Your Mom is so fat she violates 17 different zoning laws
Your Mom is so fat she can seat a family of six.
Your Mom is so fat she can walk around the world in three steps.
Your Mom is so fat if she were overthrown by a small militia, she’d be known as The Republic of Your Mom.
Your Mom is so fat that after having a dream about marshmallows, she woke up and her pillows were gone.
Your Mom is so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes B.C, Edmonton, Toronto, Qubec…
Your Mom is so fat that the local restaurant has a sign stating: Maximum Occupancy - 45 People or Your Mom.
Your Mom is so fat that after sex she smokes a ham.
Your Mom is so fat we’re in her right now.
Your Mom is so fat that she has to wake up in sections.
Your Mom is so fat when she rolls over in bed she burns her ass on the light bulb.
Your Mom is so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
Your Mom is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Your Mom is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.
Your Mom is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your Mom is so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Your Mom is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
Your Mom is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Your Mom is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
Your Mom is so fat she’s got her own area code.
Your Mom is so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Your Mom is so fat that her senior pictures had to be an arial view.
Your Mom is so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Your Mom is so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER.
Your Mom is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your Mom is so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Your Mom is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Your Mom is so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
Your Mom is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your Mom is so fat when she goes to a resturant, she takes one look at the menu and says, “Okay!”
Your Mom is so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, “One at a time, please.”
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, “To be continued…”
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, “We don’t do livestock.”
Your Mom is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Your Mom is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Your Mom is so fat the last time she layed on the beach, Greenpeace showed up and tried to push her back into the water.
Your Mom is so fat she uses Redwoods to pick her teeth.
Your Mom is so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts.
Your Mom is so fat when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
Your Mom is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma is so fat when it was count down for new years she farted and everyone thought it was firecrackers.
yo momma is so stupid she tripeed over a cordless phone.
yo momma so fat when god created the world he said “move over bitch”
your mamma so fat every guy will look at her and say o my god she can’t even se her own feet