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YO BROTHERS SO STUPID WHEN YOUR MOTHER SAID CHRISTMAS IS AROUND THE CORNER HE WENT LOOKING FOR IT
Yo mommas so ugly, when she came out of her mother’s vagina, her mother named her “Shit-Happens”.
Yo mommas so fat, on a magazine, she’s on pages 1-5.
Yo mommas hair is so fake, it says “Made in China” on the back of her head.
Yo mommas so fat, every time she turns around, its her birthday.
Yo mommas like a hockey player, she changes her pads every period.
Yo mommas so stupid, it took her 10 minutes to make minute rice.
Yo mommas so poor, she went to a 99 cent store, and complained about the prices.
Yo mommas so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign, and waited for it to say go.
Yo momma forgot it was a new month let alone a new year.
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YO BROTHERS SO STUPID WHEN YOUR MOTHER SAID CHRISTMAS IS AROUND THE CORNER HE WENT LOOKING FOR IT
TweetYo mommas so ugly, when she came out of her mother’s vagina, her mother named her “Shit-Happens”.
TweetYo mommas so fat, on a magazine, she’s on pages 1-5.
TweetYo mommas hair is so fake, it says “Made in China” on the back of her head.
TweetYo mommas so fat, every time she turns around, its her birthday.
TweetYo mommas like a hockey player, she changes her pads every period.
TweetYo mommas so stupid, it took her 10 minutes to make minute rice.
TweetYo mommas so poor, she went to a 99 cent store, and complained about the prices.
TweetYo mommas so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign, and waited for it to say go.
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