1347 Yo Momma Jokes in “New Yo Momma Jokes for January 2009”
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Yo momma forgot it was a new month let alone a new year.
Your momma is so hairy when she gave birth to you, you almost died from rugburn!
TweetYour momma is so nasty when she takes her underwear off, it sounds like Velcro!
Your momma is so fat when she goes outside in a red shirt the kids yell “kool-aid!”
*milk dud
TweetYour momma’s butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting over a mill dud!
Tweetyo momma is like a toilet seat, fat , white, and smells like shit
Tweetyo momma is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said sorry no profesionals
Tweetyo momma is like a big mac, big, fat, and greasy
Tweetyo mamma is so retarted she tought a yamika was protection for her breast
Tweetyo mamma is so ugly she was the one who made hittler die
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she was the one who knocked out the twin towers
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