1347 Yo Momma Jokes in “New Yo Momma Jokes for January 2009”
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Yo momma forgot it was a new month let alone a new year.
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yo mamma is so ugly the elephant man said dam!
TweetYo momma is like a scooter everyone rides her but no one addmitts it
Tweetyo mamma is like a fine restaraunt she only takes deliveries in the rear
TweetYo mamma is so poor i walked in her house and the rats tried to rob me
Tweetyour mom is so fat when she stands in the shower her feet dont get wet.
Tweetyour mom is so fat the ocean is her water bed and it still not big enough.
your mom is so stupid that she tryed wakin up a sleepin bag.
your mom’s glasses are so think that when she looks at the sun her eyebrows catch fire.
yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
TweetU know those snuggie commercials? Well they use to say 1 size fits all, but now they say 1 size fits all except for yo momma!
TweetYo mommas so fat they made a map on how to get around her!
…they also made a book called “around your mom in 80 days”
You don’t have anything bad to say ’bout yo mama-dang your face seas it all!
TweetYo momma so fat she make KING KONG look tiny
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