1289 Yo Momma Jokes in “New Yo Momma Jokes for January 2009”

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  1. i rule's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma smells so bad that the only dis im goin 2 giv er is disinfectant



  2. kiss ass's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat christopher columbus said we ve found america



  3. i rule's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly the elephant man makes jokes



  4. i rule's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she makes micheal jackson look like bradd pitt



  5. kiss ass's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly the elephant man said dam!



  6. i rule's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a scooter everyone rides her but no one addmitts it



  7. i rule's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a fine restaraunt she only takes deliveries in the rear



  8. i rule's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so poor i walked in her house and the rats tried to rob me



  9. your momma...'s Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat when she stands in the shower her feet dont get wet.
    your mom is so fat the ocean is her water bed and it still not big enough.
    your mom is so stupid that she tryed wakin up a sleepin bag.
    your mom’s glasses are so think that when she looks at the sun her eyebrows catch fire.

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