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621 Yo Momma Jokes in “New Yo Momma Jokes For June 2010”



  1. Vnessa's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat yo mamma jokes are inspired by her.



  2. luvgame's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, yo momma jokes were inspired by her.



  3. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she went to school she sat next to everybody.



  4. rachael's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean all the whales sang we are family even though your fater than me aha!



  5. alyssa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat i can not even see her face



  6. Tristan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, she uses a matress as a maxi pad



  7. Melissa's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat, when she played hopskotch, she went Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter…



  8. michael wilton's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s glasses are so thick when she looks on map she can see people waving



  9. josh's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat that this web site is gay



  10. Angelo ariel's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so fat she had to be bubtised in sea world



  11. derek's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor when she she goes to McDonald she puts a milk shake on layaway



  12. Amelia's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama teeth are so yellow, when she smiled cars slowed down.



  13. derek's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb when she see a yellow star on the floor she walks slowly like a yellow light.



  14. derek's Momma Joke:

    yo momma Your Wife getting so old she startin to fart out Mummy dust



  15. Destiny's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.



  16. Destiny's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma!



  17. Destiny's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.



  18. Destiny's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.



  19. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she make the iffel tower look like a golf ball



  20. dwight howard's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when ever she plays basketball instead of her saying bowling she says bacon



  21. rob dyrdek's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat GOD cant evven lift her spirit



  22. megan fox's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she wants people to shake her hand she has to give directions



  23. dwight howard's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the drive way



  24. shannah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so funny, when she laugh her stomach sings tickle me elmo.



  25. shannah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,after havin her babies she named the triplets chicken,beans, an rice.



  26. shannah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma head so hard, i threw a rock she said did you see that bird.



  27. shannah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she counteid my money an thought it was hers



  28. shannah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dum she asked for change for a penny.



  29. shannah's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so slow she put a slow down sign on herself.



  30. shannah's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so dum she made me mad because she start calling my momma, mom, momma, mame now thats mad.



  31. korteya's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she jumped off the bridge and got stuck in the air.



  32. korteya's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma sooo dum she gave up her car for gas money.



  33. korteya's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so black when she went to night school they mark her absent.



  34. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so retarded she thought that a pen in Spanish actually meant fether



  35. justin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama feet so big that Bigfoot said”hey can i borrow some ducky slippers”?



  36. chelsie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow she spits butter



  37. brooke billiot's Momma Joke:

    i love justin



  38. justin's Momma Joke:

    you like me or the joke cuz aperently i have no pic?



  39. Armando's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that her ass made this plant her Urauns



  40. Armando's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that her ass made this plant Urauns



  41. latoya's Momma Joke:

    your mother is so fat she prespires maonaise out of her belly button.



  42. taneesha's Momma Joke:

    your mother is so dumb when she got spam mail she thought she could eat it



  43. tiesh's Momma Joke:

    your mummas so fat shes fat



  44. jon's Momma Joke:

    your mom is sooo fat that fat people said damn i need to loose weight



  45. payton's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is fatter than a 4 house school



  46. Samantha and julissa[:'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat,when she got home her bellybutton said,”Took you long enough!”
    Yo mama so old,she’s is friends w. Jesus.
    Like it?:D



  47. Tiffany's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma Is so poor that when she went to Mc.Donald’s she put a milkshake on layway.



  48. JOVAN's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO POOR WHEN YOU WENT OVER TO HER HOUSE TO EAT DINNER YOU ASKED HER WHAT ARE WE HAVING FOR DINNER SHE PULLED OUT A SHOTGUN AND SAID YOU.



  49. nic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so hairy,she has afros on her nipples:



  50. jovan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles came out



  51. yo janga's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is such a momma she was yo momma before yo momma was a momma



  52. benji's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat the would not let her play football



  53. tu esta aqui's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly that when they take a group photo the either put a bag on her face or photoshop her out



  54. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she tripped on kmart stumbled over walmart and landed on target



  55. trash mouth's Momma Joke:

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  56. jonnathon dodrill's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that the whale associacion came to the beach and picked her up and said we got shamoos twin sibling



  57. Brinceton Hill's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so skinny she can hula-hoop in a cheerio



  58. Brinceton Hill's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so skinny she can sky dive on a dorito.



  59. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she owes Jesus money



  60. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is fat when her beeper goes, people tought sh is backing up



  61. JC's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so nasty, she has to pour salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!



  62. tyrus's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she shook hands wit a dino



  63. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s like a tv, even a two year old can turn her on.



  64. mckenna emily barnes's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind.



  65. mckenna emily barnes's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s teeth so yellow, when she drank water it turned into lemonade.



  66. tyquon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she sucked a dick for a quarter



  67. lil black's Momma Joke:

    yo mamaso fat when she fell she made the grand canyon



  68. tyru$'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old her clock is in roman numerals



  69. Brandon's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommma is So nasty she made speed stick slow down



  70. marcus wade's Momma Joke:

    yo mammo teeth so yellow when she smiles she slows down traffic



  71. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she steps pn the scale and it says unreadable



  72. kelsie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty she poors ocean water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh



  73. Ashli's Momma Joke:

    yomamma so **** fat when she fell asleep in the attic she woke up under ground



  74. poopyface's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s like a hamburger once your done one side u flip her over



  75. poopyface's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she has to take 4 taxis and 3 planes to get to her good side



  76. poopyface's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so huge she has to take 4 taxis and 3 planes to get to her good side



  77. Roger's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is sooo damn fat I took a picture of her last christmas and it’s still printing



  78. ann ona mus's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so damn fat she fell in love and broke it



  79. Sunshine's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a curb



  80. gorila's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she babysitted god



  81. gorila's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  82. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old and fat when she saw a replay of the astroid hitting earth she said thats me!!!



  83. lilianah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest they said sorry no professtionals



  84. lilianah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that she got run over by a parked car



  85. lilianah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so crispy her nick name is bacon



  86. josh's Momma Joke:

    your mumma so fat she weres a yellow rain coat and people yell taxi



  87. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    basketball



  88. jeff.k's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, she wears 16-60-16 0N HER LEFT LEG



  89. ake's Momma Joke:

    yo mama stared in planet of the apes



  90. shamus soto's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat every fight shes in she uses a bat



  91. shamus soto's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat every fight shes in she uses a bat



  92. babygirl131's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so damn slimmy she slips off her own chair



  93. babygirl131's Momma Joke:

    ur so damn ugly u just can’t aford having a boyfriend



  94. ash's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she has 3 shirt sizes jumbo huge and oh crap she is coming toward us



  95. sheckla's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  96. lashunda harper's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her food comes out of her belly



  97. lashunda harper's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sat on the toliet it sangs ABC 123 want u get yo fat ass off of me



  98. arian's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old i told her to act her age and she died



  99. shiggly's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a bowling ball, she’s picked up, fingered, an thrown in the gutter!



  100. bailey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought mc hammer was a high tech tool



  101. hazel's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas boobs are so big when she sits down in the car…. she honks the horn



  102. francisco's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she went to the zoo hump a gorilla and came out with you



  103. space momma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she has to play pool with the planets!!



  104. Kiana's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to wacth 60 mins



  105. Kiana's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she use mexico the country as her tanning bed



  106. Charlie's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma so fat when she got one the bus the bus rolled over



  107. Charlie's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma so ugly that when she tried to go to beauty school they all fell over



  108. cutie pie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so light that when she clapped she turned off



  109. cutie pie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she went to the zoo an elephant saw her and it said what up my sista



  110. lilianah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to infinaty and beyond



  111. cutie pie's Momma Joke:

    yomomma so greasy she sweats Crisco



  112. jellyfish's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so skinny that if she laid straight on the ground she’ld be used as a door mat.



  113. mr crunch's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so hot she sank 2 hell



  114. yusuf's Momma Joke:

    your momas so fat that when she fell down the stairs people thought east enders came on



  115. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stanky that when shit goes past it dies.



  116. william q nutsack's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her body has timezones



  117. annie mahmood's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so gay she takes her boobs out in front of the street triying to feed her child



  118. m's Momma Joke:

    your so fat you have to go to a private room to do a fart



  119. margaret's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so harry even sasquatch told her to shave



  120. margaret's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead just to make up her mind.



  121. diana's Momma Joke:

    yo momma jokes r so funny



  122. yomomma is so ugly's Momma Joke:

    that she breaks every mirror she looks at.



  123. Randyn guzman's Momma Joke:

    Ya moms like dunkin donuts..she gives creams and t-bags



  124. Lester's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she causes earthquakes every time she walks.



  125. Randyn guzman's Momma Joke:

    Yo moms so fat..wen she wanted a job at the space shuttle..they said sorry we already HAVE enough planets



  126. Randyn guzman's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom is so stupid she thought dickies was condums for kids!



  127. Randyn guzman's Momma Joke:

    Unlike rosa parks..ur mom loves it in the bak of the bus!



  128. Randyn guzman's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so poor..wen the robbers broke into her house..they ACTUALLY LEFT money for her



  129. Randyn guzman's Momma Joke:

    Ya motha got 1 leg and she does karate..her new nickname is kick stand!



  130. maths lesson's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so old that she has a picture of her and adam and eve on her facebook!!!



  131. mark's Momma Joke:

    your mums so gay, shes just so gay



  132. nicky's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so fat that when she went to go turn on the tv she fell down dawsons creek



  133. anthony p bitch's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that she got ran over by a parked car



  134. hector's Momma Joke:

    tell yo momma to stop changing her lipstick color on wednesdays because im getting a rainbow on my dick…



  135. chamoy at frank school =]'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead just to make up her mind…



  136. airey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i took apicture of her yesterday on my camera, its still printing



  137. jerman juarez's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat that when she went to the ocean she found a whale and the whale said we are family even if your fater than me



  138. radiokilla's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so poor when i went to her house i walked in walked out



  139. jj's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat i took a picture of her and it couldnt fit in the cammara



  140. jerman's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she went to a donut shop she bot one and came back to retun it because it had a hole on it



  141. radiokilla's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so big she plays marbles with the galaxies



  142. radiokilla's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat wen she jump of a bilding she bouncd back up



  143. radiokilla's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so huge wen she had *ex with a galaxy the galaxy sed, i need a bigger *ick or you need a bigger *agina



  144. andrew anderson's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so stupid she puts makeup to makeup her mind



  145. Brian's Momma Joke:

    mama so black the black people said follow the oreo



  146. MATTG's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO NASTY WHEN U ASKED WHATS FOR DINNER SHE OPENED HER LEGS AND SAID CRABS



  147. infenity's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas teeth so colorful that when eva go take a picture the camera man says say color me white please !!!!!!!!



  148. sally McButter's Momma Joke:

    yo momma eat so many burgers her nick name is Burger King



  149. CJ2808's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dark i shot her at night and the bullet came back and said i cant find the bitch!



  150. CJ2808's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her pants size is um um um BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT!!!



  151. CJ2808's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat i walked around her twice and got lost



  152. matthew's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stitd that her mom say why your drarve beacuse im 15 years old you are big fat liar your are 16 years old stitd



  153. mustafa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that people couldnt get off of her (think hard and ull understand)



  154. vanashya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stank,evan dogs wont sniff her crotch.



  155. mikey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy she made big foot go dammmm!



  156. anthony r123456's Momma Joke:

    your momam so stupid she thought she saw 50 cents the singer when someone put 25 cents in one ear and 25 cents in another ear



  157. MiniMee007's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly the koolaid man says OHH NoO!!!



  158. casandra guerrero's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a toliet if she dont got a hole in the middle she aint good for nothin



  159. samantha diez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she acts lik me



  160. diego's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a hore i asked her whats for breakfest bitch went on top of the table opened her legs and said breakfast of champios



  161. diego's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a hot dog she gets in the middle of things



  162. diego's Momma Joke:

    you mamma is like a seven 11 she has her legs opened each 24 hours each day



  163. diego's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side



  164. diego brambila's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she did a push up when she whent up the world went down



  165. diego brambila's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when god said let there be light then he said a bitch get your fat body out of the way



  166. diego brambila's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly when she look in the mirro the reflection dunked



  167. diego brambila's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she made blind childern cry



  168. diego brambila's Momma Joke:

    ay i had sex with your mom last night even u fell asleep



  169. diego brambila's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company



  170. diego's Momma Joke:

    you mamma so poor when she was kicking a can i said what r u doing she said i’m moving my house



  171. yo mamma is so stupid's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid when she went to spanish class they told her to write an esa and she started humping a mexican ESA ESA ESA S
    ESA



  172. yo mamma is such a hoe's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is such a hoes she like the packers football field BIG EXPIRENCED and got two fotball teams trying to score all at once



  173. momma's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat she shit on her own skin



  174. gg's Momma Joke:

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  175. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so skinny she can get into a mailbox without opening it!



  176. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she wanted a water bed so they put a blanket over the ocean



  177. me's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat kyles gay



  178. cobe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that godzilla cant stop her in a rampage.



  179. killed by me Doom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she locked herself in a crowbar factory



  180. killed by me Doom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch!



  181. killed by me Doom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma feet are so big bigfoot said”can i borrow your ducky slippers



  182. killed by me Doom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor i lit a ciggarette and she sang “clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord we now got heat.”



  183. killed by me Doom's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so poor i saw her kicking a trash can down the street i said what are you doing and she said moving



  184. killed by me Doom's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so poor i steped on a cigarette in her house and she said who turned off the lights.



  185. killed by me Doom's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so poor when you walk in the front door you’re walking out the back.



  186. killed by me Doom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor I stepped on a penny in your front yard and she yelled out
    the window, “Get off my life savings!”



  187. killed by me Doom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please



  188. killed by me Doom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she steps one the scales it says to be continued



  189. Janae's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat and dirty that when I went ova ya house for dinner one time I asked her what was for dinner she opened up her legs and said CRABZ!



  190. Janae's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she fell in love she broke it.



  191. Janae's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids moving she yelled STOP THAT TWINKY!



  192. billy anderson's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat you have to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side lmaof



  193. jimmie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she has freckles and everyone says connect the dots and it will say im dumb



  194. sisco's Momma Joke:

    your momma so tall when she did a cart whell she slaped jesus



  195. bill's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat her belt size is eqator



  196. daniel's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so dumb she sold her car for gas money



  197. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly she went to an ugly contest they said no proffesionals



  198. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo papa so ugle and old they call him captin caveman



  199. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so black she needs white gloves to eat a tootsie roll



  200. da man's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so little she do a drive by in a hotwheels



  201. fat ass's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat jaba the hut said damn!!!!!!!!!!!



  202. brando's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i punched her in the chest and pork chops fell out her ass



  203. brando's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she has a face only a bitch could love



  204. brando's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her pance size sais bitch loose some weight



  205. brando's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sold her lighter and asked someone for a ciggerette



  206. ???????'s Momma Joke:

    what a lengthy and in depth article but full of useful information



  207. Reese's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama So fat when she went to heaven everyone else went to hell



  208. Reese's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama So Stupid She sold her car to buy some gas



  209. Reese's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she put an all you can eat buffet sign on herself



  210. Reese's Momma Joke:

    Your mama and a 2000 ton weight are a lot alike,they both are HEAVY!



  211. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she was kicking a can on the sidewalk and a driver asked “what are you doing” she said moving my house



  212. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Tyra



  213. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she was kicking a can on the sidewalk and a driver asked “what are you doing” she said moving my house By tyra



  214. tyra's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she entered a ugly contest but they said sorry no pros



  215. tyra's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she left her purse on noah’s ark



  216. triesha burrell's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when the apes had a dating show king kong did’t want even her



  217. triesha burrell's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that when the apes had an dating show king kong didn’t even want her



  218. Brad Heasman's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mumma Is So Fat She Dont Need The Internet Coes She Is Already Worldwide



  219. Kingda's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i ran out of gas driving around her



  220. Tyra phillips's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she heard the drink was on the house so she got a ladder



  221. Tyra phillips's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat,fat albert told her to lose some weight



  222. Tyra phillips's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so short she needs a ladder to pick up a dime



  223. abinesh's Momma Joke:

    hi



  224. your mums's Momma Joke:

    boobs



  225. Liam hankok's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat i took a picture at christmas and its still printing



  226. ryans nan's Momma Joke:

    suk my 1inch clitarous



  227. Ryan Hurst's Momma Joke:

    yr momma so fat she uses a trampoline as a tampon lmao



  228. Aiden taylors's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so small she jumped off a curb and died!



  229. ryan's Momma Joke:

    hello every1



  230. aidens's Momma Joke:

    wasup ryan



  231. ryan's Momma Joke:

    nm u



  232. aiden's Momma Joke:

    im k



  233. ryan's Momma Joke:

    lewis if u can see this say summin



  234. lewis's Momma Joke:

    no



  235. ryan's Momma Joke:

    NOW!!!



  236. aiden's Momma Joke:

    hi lewis



  237. lewis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she died instead of doing 6 feet they did 6 miles



  238. shannon's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb she tried to drown a gold fish



  239. AIDENS's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl



  240. helvetica typeface's Momma Joke:

    How much money or store credit money, if i traded in these items at the Gamestop store?



  241. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly that my dog looked at her and ran away



  242. o.b's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it



  243. steven soto's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like the world wide web open to everything



  244. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor she make you eat cereal with a fork to save milk.



  245. triesha burrell's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black the night police was looking for her with a flashlight and said dam we lost her try again tommorrow when she was right in front of him



  246. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she sat on a curb nd made a driveway



  247. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    u said im a butcher so i guess i gotta go got my shovel nd a rake so your mamas my ho



  248. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat wen she saw a bus she said give me that twinki



  249. shadowspade's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma butt is so hairy, when she bends over, gorillas start howling.



  250. shadow spade's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and misssed!



  251. shadow spade's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so black, when I turned the lights off and shot her with a bullet, it came back and asked for a flashlight.



  252. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE COULD SELL SHADE



  253. jarrod vest's's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so ugly when she went to a strip club they paid her to keep her cloths on



  254. soccerfreak's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept hahahahaha



  255. soccerfreak's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb that she thought a quarterback was a refund hahahahahahaha



  256. soccerfreak's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when they told her it was chilly outside she quickly took out a bowl



  257. jarrod vest's's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she steps on a scale it says to be continued



  258. jarrod vest's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so haiey the only languge she speaks is wookie



  259. jarrod vest's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so harey the only languge she speaks is wookie



  260. jarrod vest's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid when she saw a sigh that said airport left she turned around and went home



  261. skylar's Momma Joke:

    yomomma so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor said i want your wheight not your phone number



  262. cutie pie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black they marked her absent for night school



  263. Unstoppable's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma sooo short you can see her feet on her driver’s liscense



  264. Jacob's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so big she makes beluga whales look like midgets!



  265. Jacob's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy when she lifted up her shirt you see a picture of Chewbacca going “arrrrrrrrrrrgggg”



  266. hahahaha's Momma Joke:

    ff



  267. Karl's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, she uses a laptop for her cellphone!



  268. joker007's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly that when she looked out the window she was arrested for first degree murder



  269. Lil Wyane's Momma Joke:

    U mamma so fat when she has uni-boob



  270. Lil Wyane's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma back to ugly sexy back dont know how to act



  271. TK lil wyane's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma vigina is so hairy cobacca comes out every morning to grocies



  272. cedrick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made ounins cry hahaha

    yo momma so big she sat on a chair it broke she hit the so hard in hade An EARTH quake hahahaha



  273. christion's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black I thought she was dark vatter



  274. jude cazeau's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she stole free bread



  275. Kiid Ace's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama So Hairy You almost died Of rugburn At Birth



  276. nancy hills's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she was supposed to take the 24 bus but she took the 22 bus twice



  277. Maria dasilva's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch:)



  278. Mary butler's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so hairy dora couldn’t even explore her!! HAHAHAHA



  279. brianna lopez's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid that she saw a sign that said “wet floor” so she did



  280. Shane corcey's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she uses a VCR as a beeper



  281. ashley and aaron's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she went outside in a red dress everyone yelled “Hey Kool-Aid”



  282. lauren's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid i told her stop running around, so she ran in a straight line!!!



  283. lauren's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she got more chins than a chinese phonebook!!!



  284. michaela cowan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so skinny she has to be posted to go on holiday



  285. michaela cowan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she was born she got a licence plate instead of a birth certificate



  286. michaela cowan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she got arrested for sitting on a five pound note and making the queens nose bleed



  287. michaela cowan's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she sent a pack of polos back because they had a hole in



  288. mark vaughn's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat the goverment changed her name to obese



  289. bengal's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so greesy she swets corn oil



  290. bengal's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat when god said let there be light he asked if she could move out of the way



  291. bengal's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat the only thing stoping her from mcdonalds is the door



  292. bengal's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so poor that when theives brake in they leave money



  293. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    so dumb she ate the banana peel and gave the inside to a dog.



  294. alan's Momma Joke:

    you moms so fat when she jumps up and down she goes of the ricker scale and people think there has beeen a eartquake



  295. alan's Momma Joke:

    your moms so fat when she was in the sea by new yourk they thourght godzilla was back



  296. alan's Momma Joke:

    your moms so dumb she tride t put mnms in order



  297. lol's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly kids dress up as here at haloween



  298. ???????????????????//'s Momma Joke:

    Your Mama is so ugly she had to trick or treat through the phone



  299. ??//'s Momma Joke:

    Your mama so poor I so her in the trash can day, I asked what is she doing, she said shoppin!



  300. bobby lee's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old at when she breast feeds powder comes out!



  301. petar's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i took a picture of her on christmas 2007 and printed it……….it is still printing out of the computer….



  302. peter's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat that when she rolled offa the bed, she rolled off BOTH sides.

    Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

    Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter.

    Yo momma’s so fat that when she wears a red shirt all the kids go “koolaid! koolaid!”

    Yo momma’s so fat that when I swerved to miss her, I ran outta gas.

    Yo momma’s so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I had to stop and ask for directions.

    Yo momma has so many chins that she keeps a bookmark in her mouth so she can remember where to stuff the food.
    Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

    Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell out, “Taxi!”

    Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

    Yo mama’s so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
    Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas In The Mist” in her shower

    Yo Mama So Stupid She goes to shaq for free throw lessons

    Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    Yo mama so fat i need a cave search crew, flashlights, and a map to have sex with her

    Yo Moma So Poor when I rang her doorbell, SHE said ‘Ding-Dong’

    Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

    Yo Mama So Stupid i found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

    yo mamma so fat, you need a to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.

    yo mamma so ugly, you have to tie a steak around her neck for the dogs to play with her

    yo mamma house is so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside.

    Yo mama sooo fat, she put on a pair of Guess jeans, and the answer popped out……
    yo mamma’s so old,she sat behind jesus in the first grade,

    yo mamma’s glasses are so thick,that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

    yo mamma’s so fat when she jumped into the ocean, the whales surrounded her and sang we are family.

    yo mamma’s so fat that when she wore yellow ‘everyone thought she was the sun.

    yo mamma’s so fat she when she walked in front of my favorit show i missed the whole season
    Yo mama so fat, she walked outside in a yellow raincoat and the school kids tried to get on board.

    Yo mama so fat, she was standing on the corner and the cops came by an said, “Alright, ya’ll gotta break it up”.

    Yo mama so crosseyed, she started crying and tears rolled down her back.

    Yo mama so bowlegged, she went to jump the ditch and landed in her back pocket.

    Yo mama so ugly, the last time she went camping Bigfoot reported a sighting of her.
    Yo momma is so short, she can bunjee jump off her shoe using a shoelace



  303. Sara's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s like a brick, she’s flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans



  304. KAMARIA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA COOKIN SO BAD SHE COOKE DFOR THE HOMELESS THE HOMELESS WOULD NOT EVEN EAT IT



  305. KAMARIA's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO DUM YOU TELLING A KNOCK KNOCK JOKE U SAY KNOCK KNOCK SHE GO TO THE FRONT DOOR



  306. Jake's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb when I put her in a circler room I told her to
    Find a corner and I came back 5 hours later and she was still walking in circles



  307. yo mama is so blind's Momma Joke:

    that if she broke up with her blind boyfriend she ended up with a black out



  308. zazor's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is soooo stupid that when people ask her who is the first person in earth she said:WHO IS THE FIRST PERSON IN EARTH (instead of adam)



  309. andy's Momma Joke:

    when yo mama farts she made her city population from 10000000000 to 1 and thats your momma



  310. Zachary Knoph's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so nasty whenever she eats cheeseburgers its like watching jurassic park with surround sonund



  311. Zachary Knoph's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is just like a hardware store, 99 cents a screw



  312. shaquan wesney's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she put a peep hole on a glass door



  313. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so old when Moses split the red sea she was on the other side fishin’.



  314. Blaze Glacion's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is old she had god in her year book 1.
    yo mama is so stupid that she stop at a stop sign and waited for it to say go 2.
    Yo mama is so fat that i took a picture of her last christmas it’s still printing 3.
    yo mama teeth is so yellow that they glow in the dark 4.



  315. bobby lee's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so old that when she breast feeds kolaid comes out



  316. marco hernandez's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so blACK THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO BLACK SCHOOL THEY CALLED HER ABSENT



  317. marco hernandez's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO HARRY CHUBAKA GOT JEALUS OF HER



  318. marco hernandez's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEIGHTED HERSELF SHE LOOKED DOWN AND SAID HEY THATS MY PHONE NUMBER



  319. ALAN's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO POOR SHE HAS ONLY 2 CHANNELS ON AND OFF



  320. JOEL's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO STUPID WHEN SHE HEARD ABOUT THE BLUETHOOTH SHE WENT TO THE DENTESTE N TOLD THEM CAN I GET MY BLUETHOOTH



  321. PetrKunkAlpinist1977's Momma Joke:

    Da haste dir aber viel m?he gegeben
    Den Eiger in 2,47 Stunden zu besteigen w?hre wohl vor 70Jahren nicht moeglich gewesen
    Respekt Ueli Steck!



  322. Donte mcdonald's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid when they said the movie is PG13 she went home and got 12 of her friends



  323. taffi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy that the last time i came to see her she grew an afro on her tits!



  324. samuel's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so poor she waves at a popsical and calls it air conditioning



  325. dik's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat that we jog round her for ecercize



  326. STACIO's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old her breast milk is powder



  327. greg's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she jumped



  328. greg's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she jumped into the pacific ocean and the whales started singing “we are family even though your fatter than me”



  329. sup's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she weighed herself and the thing said to be cointinued



  330. Yo dad so stupid he thougut people wer sour patch kids's Momma Joke:

    Jay rodriguez



  331. Yo momma so stupid he thougut people wer sour patch kids's Momma Joke:

    Jay rodriguez



  332. alexandra's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so unwanted, her birth certificate is from the condom factory !



  333. Eric M.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb when ever someone rings the doorbell she checks the microwave.



  334. Errrrrrrr's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama head so small she use’s a teabag as a pillow



  335. Joe MoMMA's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so fat i looked at her and said GOSH! you’re FATT :} LOL



  336. Joe MoMMA's Momma Joke:

    you’re momma so FAT when she sits on the toilet the toilet says get off me BITCH



  337. Joe MoMMA's Momma Joke:

    you’re momma’s so FAT her pants size is um um bitch lose sum weight



  338. joe hills's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck



  339. aaron's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat shes like a bk sandwich fat greasy and got no taste



  340. TGE's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so dumb she pissed herself while she was locked in the toilet



  341. Hilarious gal's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptised at sea world



  342. George Paddon's Momma Joke:

    Yo’ momma’s so fat that when she’s at the beach Greenpeace yell beached whale and try to drag her back into the water.



  343. George Paddon's Momma Joke:

    Yo’ momma’s so fat that she takes up 2 picture frames!



  344. George Paddon's Momma Joke:

    Yo’ momma’s so fat that this town REALLY isn’t big enough for the two of us!



  345. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo’ momma’s so fat that when each time she jumps the earth orbiting the sun gets 10 days longer. Soon we will have a 560 day year.



  346. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yourr Momma Is Sooo Fat That She Couldnt Go To Heaven Cuz God Couldnt Lift Her Spirit…Ndd Had To Stayy In Hell!!!!! Tee Hee!!!



  347. Wolvine's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas so fat, she falls out of bed both sides!



  348. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she has her own climate….



  349. Katie Banks's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Old I Slapped Her On The Back And Her Tits Fell Off



  350. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    You Mama’s So Fat She Need’s 999999999999999 Toilet Paper To Just Wipe 1 Shit



  351. YO MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she makes blind people scream



  352. DAVID GONZALEZ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she waves a popsicle in the air and calls it a air conditioner



  353. DAVID GONZALEZ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says ok



  354. DAVID GONZALEZ's Momma Joke:

    this is not racist: yo momma so ugly she makes chinese people open their eyes



  355. DAVID GONZALEZ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she died of starvation in a grocery store



  356. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy she grows afros on her nipples



  357. kellie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly and her wrinkles are so big someone said hello ” sir”.



  358. awesomeness's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat I knowned her all my life and only seen 12 inches of her



  359. dudy butt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so bad at throwing she threw a penny at the floor and it missed



  360. olivia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so cheap she can’t even afford a free item



  361. Tom Wassermann's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind



  362. Jibbles's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she went to the doctors and said ‘doctor, doctor my butts got a crack in it, can I have a new one’



  363. URFAT's Momma Joke:

    Your moms so fat she took up to picture frames for her picture



  364. Bec's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma so stoopid she put a peek hole in a glass door



  365. YO MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she returned donuts to the grocery store because they had holes in them



  366. missed the ground's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so stupid …. she threw a rock at the ground and missed



  367. bang's Momma Joke:

    ur mom got raped threw the assss so hard the dick came out threw the other side



  368. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    “Yo momma” is so poor that when i throw out the garbage she thought it was a donation.



  369. Austin's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when your mom gave birth to you she sayd “Aww shes a treasure” and the dad said “Good, lets go bury it”



  370. Austin's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she saw a school bus and said “twinkie twinkie!” then when she stepd on it she said “were’s the cream filling?



  371. Austin's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she makes homer simpson look like a nobel prize winner



  372. Austin's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly i have no joke for her, her face says it all



  373. Austin's Momma Joke:

    Hope u like those ones guys!



  374. Colt and Connor lee's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so skinny twigs are jealous



  375. brooke's Momma Joke:

    You momma so fat its impossible for her to get up on the wrong side of the bed



  376. Bobmarley's Momma Joke:

    Milan is so skuxx other skuxx’s suck his nuts



  377. milan cookson's Momma Joke:

    im so gay i put my dick in my own ass



  378. harley's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid,when a terrorest said he was taking her out she said,ok where



  379. kellie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test



  380. musafa jaffa's Momma Joke:

    fanny rash !
    Do You get it ?



  381. kellie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy when she was born she had to ve called harry insyead of harry poops alot



  382. mia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback waz a refund



  383. mia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made blinde kids cry



  384. mia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ghetto i stepped on a paper plate, she said ay dont step on my fine china



  385. Shazzi, Beth & Dannii's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when her beeper goes off poeple think she’s backing up!! x



  386. Shazzi, Beth & Dannii's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so goth she makes happy meals cry x



  387. yessie's Momma Joke:

    she so flat that she look like a carpet



  388. jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she caused an eclips.



  389. jordan s.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she steps ther is a eathquake



  390. ryan's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said i want your weight not your phone number



  391. ryan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she owes jesus 3 bucks



  392. ryan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she really sits around the house



  393. ryan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she called a person who works at a fishing shop a masterbaiter



  394. ryan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she made bigfoot cry



  395. Leslie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she got her bible signed by Jesus



  396. Leslie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she gave birth to you



  397. Leslie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for mooning



  398. Leslie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she got on the scale it said “one at a time please”



  399. Euginaa's Momma Joke:

    Your mammas so fat, she dont need the internet, shes already world wide



  400. marvin ordonez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when she asked what is the letter after X i said y and she said becausei want to know



  401. marvin ordonez's Momma Joke:

    yo mom’s friend is so nasty last time he got assis when his finger went trough the toilet paper



  402. mia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares



  403. Leslie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she sank Atlantis



  404. Rct3fan00's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.



  405. nate's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that when she got locked in the grocery store she starved to death.



  406. Rct3fan00's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she stared at a juice carton and it said “Concentrate”.



  407. Rct3fan00's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she sat on a Skittle and made four quarters.



  408. Nate's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.



  409. Rct3fan00's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so tall she tripped on a rock and bumped her head on the moon.



  410. Nate's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when the doorbell rang she went to the toaster.



  411. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Nate’s so stupid that on a quiz he got an “F” and showed his mom how “Fantastic” the grade was.



  412. Rct3fan00's Momma Joke:

    The below was me BTW.



  413. teenage sex's Momma Joke:

    Really enjoyed this! Well done!



  414. gangstah89yo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she couldn’t even afford to pay attention! OH SHIIIITT!!



  415. Bob's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning



  416. KEKE's Momma Joke:

    You mama so stupid , she stared at a carton of milk for 20 minutes cause it said ‘ concerntrate’.



  417. kbaby24's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat young money cant make her bed rock!!! ohhhhh:)



  418. kbaby24's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she has moses in her yearbook!



  419. kbaby24's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs!



  420. kayla's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when she found a battery she stuck it up her ass and said i got the power



  421. natalie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store she starved to deaf



  422. tyjuan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she brout a map to sesemie street



  423. sezzzzzz's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales.



  424. tyjuan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupidshe thought kbabys jok was funny



  425. miranda's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hot she dont take a suntan in the summer she does it in the winter



  426. bieber fever's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought justin bieber was a girl ohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  427. yoimary's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat dat when she walks past da tv u miss da whole show



  428. butter's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s teeth are so yellow when one of em came out they thought it was butter



  429. Black's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so black they called her midnight



  430. Emily's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, she uses a matress as a tampon.



  431. MEEE's Momma Joke:

    Your Mamas So Hairy the only languge she speaks is Wookie



  432. NeLLy's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so fat n stupid, when she jumped in the ocean people though it was an oil spill.



  433. NeLLy's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat n black when she jumped in the ocean people thought she was an oil spill. (not rascist i found it)



  434. NeLLy's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so fat when i tried rolling off her again and again but i was still on the bitch!



  435. NeLLy's Momma Joke:

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