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  1. Joel Again's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat 3 people died and 2 were lost in her belly roles



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    Yo mommas ass is so stinky she shit a sinogod blew up the jusets now they call her the shehit radical



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    Yo momma takes it in the but while she sings country songs we call her Shania Taint.



  4. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is a botox experiment that went bad they call her Vagalina Holy



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    The cellulite on our mommas on your mommas thighs looks like New England clam chowder.



  6. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Please where is everyone at I want to battle



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    your mommas so hairy it looks like she got a wookie in a headlock



  8. jodie's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so stupid she tried to drown a fish



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    ur mommas lips are so big they had to make chapstick a spray



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    yo mam so black her kids dont know when 2 wake up 4 school



  11. brittney's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she was there when god died



  12. brittney's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stoopid she she wash her hiar in dish water



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    Your momma is like a brick, she has holes is her and she gets laid by Mexicans



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    Your momma’s legs are like Wal-mart, open 24/7



  15. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you guys sound white. You all suck. Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.



  16. Frankie's Momma Joke:

    What’s the diffence betwen all your moms and a whore? The whore gets paid.



  17. MMI 7th Grader's Momma Joke:

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  18. RAB's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s mouth is so wet u can skip rocks 2 her throat



  19. RAB's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy she got afros on her nipples



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    Yo momma is like a village moop-head everybody’s rode her



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    yo momma is so ugly she made a happy meal cry



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    yo momma is so fat that she also has stretch marks on her fingernails



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    yo mommas like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown into the gutter



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    when yo momma went to try out for a porn star the director told her”sorry no professionals”



  25. Nathan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she tryed to put m and ms in Alphabetical order



  26. Christian cardin's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a brick….shes flat on both sides…..and gets laid by mexicans



  27. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old when she was in skool their was no history



  28. zamana's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  29. mexico's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so fat when she went to japan everone was shoutin out GODZILA!!!



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    your momma throat so strong she can gargle mashed potatoes lol



  31. miranda's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat that her drivers license says turn it over keep going



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    your mamma so stupid that she mistaked tabbaco stick whit a pixe stick



  33. Shane's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat not even dora can explore her



  34. zach's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy you almost died at birth from a rug burn



  35. marcos's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so getto she breast feeds Koolaid



  36. ness's Momma Joke:

    you moma is so fat when she weight her self in the scale said to be cntinued



  37. ashley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she said hey thats my phone number.



  38. gfhgfhk's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old that when she saw dinousours arrive back to earth she said, ohhhhhhh my long lost friends.



  39. debzy.i.'s Momma Joke:

    yh yh yo she fell on a rainbow and skittles came out . yo mama so stupid she acts like jessica dela…



  40. marci's Momma Joke:

    zach’s yo mamma joke is really stupid and lame and i can even make up a better one and im a girl….hahahaha beat dat sucka!!!!!



  41. hgbnfjjhfg's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she had to sit in two seats when she goes out to eat



  42. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    shanes yo mamma joke is really funny and cute



  43. destinee frank's Momma Joke:

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  44. destinee frank's Momma Joke:

    hey is anyone there i have to get my momma goin



  45. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    heyyy there sexy r u sitting across from me



  46. lauren's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dum she thought a brownie was a body part.



  47. lauren's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dum she sat on top of the tv and watched the couch



  48. chance y's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat wen she gos swimmin she suffacates everybodt



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    yo mama so fat they need air force one to shift her



  51. osmond's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she made the devil go to church



  52. ur mum's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is humpty dumpty , she got humped then she got dumped by my dad



  53. Michael Lover's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat, she stood on the scale and said hey thats my phone number…



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    yo momma so pore when i through a rock at a trash can she said who knocking



  55. yuan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly gold fish crackers didn’t smile back



  56. yuan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she just ugly



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    Yo mama is so stupid she taped a piece of paper on the tv and called it paper view



  58. Luis Gallegos's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly that when she looked out the window peopled called the cops on her



  59. Luis Gallegos's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so when



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    yo mamma so old she was best friends with jesus



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    yo moma so fat that when she put on stretch pants she makes a rip



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    Yo momma so FAT when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued!



  63. Ariana's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY THAT SHE JUST UGLY.



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    Yo mama is so hairy her tits have afros



  65. Dakota's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so pour when i asked whats for diner
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  66. Dakota's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when she looked out the window she got arestead for haveing 20 pounds of crack



  67. Dakota's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when she looked out the window she got arestead for haveing 20 pounds of crack



  68. Dakota's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the super bowl she brought a spoon



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