Yo momma momas looks so much lyk a pig the farmer saw hur crossing da road so he went ot 2 gt hur and fort hed kep hur tilll he was sat nxt 2 hur n she started tlkin an he shat hm self! gb
E.T’S WISDOM
GOTH AND CHURCH GIRLS = HOT & SEXY
NERDS & GEEKS = $$$$$$$$
EYE FOR EYE = BLINDENESS
IS SEXY GIRL REALLY SEXXY????????? OR SHE JUS PLAYIN
SHOUT TO ALL MY MEXIACE BROTHERS AND SISTERS (NOT LATINO THEIRS A DIFFERENCE)(BIG DIFFERECE)
I don’t go by new users or old users,if you can stand your own and deliver nothing but the best,then I give nothing less of respect to you.I’m not gonna try to go all out and post up all of my jokes on here.
People just steal them and take credit for what I came up with.After that,they just become another used up internet joke.I’m smart enough not to put up my good material on here.I keep them to myself,which is why i don’t post as much I did before.
hey kitten im a big fan of your jokes! i hope we could share some really unique ones with each other. not those lame ‘get over the web page kind’. i’ve got some myself, what do you think?
Yo moma so fat , ppl took 2 generations to dig her grave and another 2 to cover it.
Yo moma so old, she knew burger king when he was just a prince.
Yo moma so short she had to slam dunk to pay her bus fare
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock
maximum burn!!!! dont start by dissing everyone who puts time and effort into making up just to have people like you come along and steal their jokes. and if i find out u have stolen some of mine, god help you cause Hes the only who will be able to. >:-(
Oh yeah b4 i 4 get. DANI GURL 4 PRESIDENT!!! if im voted president then i will pick the king and queen jokers. They wil lhave supreme bragging rights for the month. so VOTE for ME
i will never run form a fake ass punk bitch like you. and yes i have drama. dats me so get over it. and people wil vote for me im trying to give them offical bragging rights. it wil lbe fun. plus you get to vote for the person you want to be queen or king.
Posted: November 1st, 2007
Uryt every1?
so hu went hallowingin 2 day then i didnt!
Posted: November 1st, 2007
Yo momma momas looks so much lyk a pig the farmer saw hur crossing da road so he went ot 2 gt hur and fort hed kep hur tilll he was sat nxt 2 hur n she started tlkin an he shat hm self! gb
Posted: November 1st, 2007
Eny 1 on then or r u al in bed? gb x
Posted: November 1st, 2007
So wat u al up knw then!
so nun of u lot r on!
Posted: November 1st, 2007
Uryt then every 1 chat lata!
bye bye bye every 1!
nyt then!
gbx!
Posted: November 1st, 2007
Nyt then!
Posted: November 1st, 2007
Eny 1 on 2 day then gb x
Posted: November 1st, 2007
yo mama is like an ATM- open 24 hours
Posted: November 1st, 2007
im back and hyped up wit 5 pounds of CANDY!!!!!!!
Posted: November 1st, 2007
yo mama so fat NASA used her to close the hole in the ozone
Posted: November 1st, 2007
Yo mama so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball
Posted: November 1st, 2007
yo mama so fat she deep fries her toothpaste
Posted: November 1st, 2007
Yo Papa’s so large when you climb on top of him your ears pop
Posted: November 1st, 2007
Yo kid brother so fat he sat on 4 quarters and made a dollar.
Posted: November 1st, 2007
to mama so smelly that when you was being born, the doctor’s and nurses all had to wear oxygen masks…
Posted: November 1st, 2007
let me stop i got 2 give everyone else a chance
Posted: November 1st, 2007
Your mamma’s so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup
Posted: November 1st, 2007
Yo mama’s so large, she went to get an all over tan and the sun burned out…
Posted: November 1st, 2007
yom momma so fat,she bend over and you can see all the graffiti people tagged on her ass
Posted: November 1st, 2007
Yo momma so fat and lazy,she put a TV in her belly button,and walk around lookin like a real life Teletubby
Posted: November 1st, 2007
if you push yo momma’s breasts together,her chest looks like a crossed-eyed Peter Griffin from Family Guy
Posted: November 1st, 2007
ur mama lyk a bowling bowl she gets fingered pushd arwnd then she cumz bak 4 mre
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
yo momma run like FrankenStein with a bad case of diarrhea
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
yo mama so stupid she was born on Halloween and can’t remember her birthday
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
yo mama so dumb when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me…’Which colour?’
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
El Propheta Del Aztec Empire if u were wondering im not some new user. my names were dont even try, now wat bitches, and bow down to me
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
Yo papa so stupid he bought everybody in your house solar powered flashlights in case of a blackout…
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
this is just some thing i made up
Your Computer Repairman so stupid he picks up your floppy’s with magnets
Yo Dog walker so stupid he took yo pet dog to the Clippers game to get him a haircut
Yo mama’s so stupid, wait…she had you didn’t she!
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
take random people and talk about them
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
Hey, dani gurl, YOU ROCK!!!!!
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
waz up
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
E.T’S WISDOM
GOTH AND CHURCH GIRLS = HOT & SEXY
NERDS & GEEKS = $$$$$$$$
EYE FOR EYE = BLINDENESS
IS SEXY GIRL REALLY SEXXY????????? OR SHE JUS PLAYIN
SHOUT TO ALL MY MEXIACE BROTHERS AND SISTERS (NOT LATINO THEIRS A DIFFERENCE)(BIG DIFFERECE)
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
thanx sex kitten my bro made up some of these
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
yo mama so ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
yo mama so ugly she put Marilyn Manson out of business
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
ps im not really talkin about anyones mama. i just believe in free jokes 4 all. DANI GURL FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
yo mama so ugly they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
FREE JOKES FOR ALL!!!! VOTE DANI GURL FOR PRESIDENT!!!! I NEED YOUR VOTE!!!!!
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
PRESIDENT OF WHAT STUPIDITY
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
dont start with me i was having a nice day. and of anything
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
yo mama got so much hair on her upper lip she has to braid it.
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
just as a reference im a very poilite person, bu tif u piss me off when i get u, u’ll think demons have escaped hell, HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
Your mama so stoupid she masterbates to a cook book
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
I’ve kept my name and don’t plan on ever changing it.I’ll give you you’re credit,you’ve got some good jokes,Dani gurl.
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
I don’t go by new users or old users,if you can stand your own and deliver nothing but the best,then I give nothing less of respect to you.I’m not gonna try to go all out and post up all of my jokes on here.
Posted: November 2nd, 2007
People just steal them and take credit for what I came up with.After that,they just become another used up internet joke.I’m smart enough not to put up my good material on here.I keep them to myself,which is why i don’t post as much I did before.
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
DANI GURL FOR PRES
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
yo moms like wood flat and easy to nail
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
my friend wanted me to put this one in
yo momma is like an eight ball everyone wants to hit her last
these r mine
yo mom is like hungry hungry hippos shes always tryin eat peoples balls
yo hair lineing so far back it’s on yo grandpas head
yo momma so fat she make whales look like tadpoles
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
and kelly ima dude fam
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
and i swear if someone uses these im kickin there @s§
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
Yo El Propheta Del Aztec Empire whats up!!!!! You, Sex Kitten and i rule this site.
Hey dani girl your alright.
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
Yo momma’s like sunscreen…… slip slop slap
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
Yo momma should be a fan because she likes blowing things
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
Yo momma’s diet has more KFC’s then a spelling bee
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
lol wow what bout me new peeps go no love
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
huh
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
yo momma is so stupid i said christmas is coming around the corner and she went lookin!
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
Yo momma’s so stupid ,she bought heat proof matches
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
what up new guy here
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
yo mommas like an suv built with 6 construction workers inside.
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
Yo mamas like KFC. once u’ve eaten the thigh and the breast, u’ve always got a greasy box to put your bone into!
SERIOUS BURNAGE!!!!!!
That is MY masterpeice right there!
Yo mama so ugly when she looks in a mirror, not only does she break it, she scares herself first!
Yo mama so i ugly i went in her house to pl with you, but i wanted to look good first so i ask her “wheres a mirror” An’ she says “wut’s a mirror?”!!!
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
*play
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
nick, ya there? I need to talk to someone!
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
Yo mama’s so blonde she doesn’t take coffe vbreaks. She’s to hard to retrain!
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
*breaks
Ps. I understand all blondes are not dumb. But my hair is a lovely chocolate brown
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
yo momma so fat,she saw a yellow bus full ov white kids & said “stop that twinkie!!”
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
yo momma so fat,I ran around her 2 and got lost!
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
yo momma so stupid shes stupid
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
Yo momma so fat and lazy,she put a TV in her belly button,and walk around lookin like a real life Teletubby
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
yo momma like home depot 6 cents a screw
Posted: November 3rd, 2007
yo momma so stupid she put newspaper on da tv n thought she wuz watchin paperview
Posted: November 4th, 2007
WOW! anonymous, u have GONE DOWN THE TOILET! Ur jokes now SUCK!
Posted: November 4th, 2007
Hey Sex Kitten, that joke about KFC was seriously pro. Good to see that your still blogging good jokes.
Posted: November 4th, 2007
Yo momma’s like dominos, always cheap on tuesday nights
Posted: November 4th, 2007
hi ya h.jordan fan wot u up 2 u gay sad ass holex
Posted: November 4th, 2007
im new on ere bt i h8 every1 f u x haha
Posted: November 4th, 2007
hi ya anoynamous u r so funny wid da telitubi jokes good1
Posted: November 4th, 2007
yo mommas so ugly yer papa throws da uly stick n she fetches it every time rate dat i give a 9xtb
Posted: November 4th, 2007
yo momma so ugly she needs a map 2 find her butt
Posted: November 4th, 2007
wt u up 2 i luv man u 4life
Posted: November 4th, 2007
o im busy at the moment im down at the shop buying a lot of choco is that ok my belly is jumping up and down because im hungry xxxxxxxxx
Posted: November 4th, 2007
ive gtg now by
Posted: November 4th, 2007
hey kitten im a big fan of your jokes! i hope we could share some really unique ones with each other. not those lame ‘get over the web page kind’. i’ve got some myself, what do you think?
Yo moma so fat , ppl took 2 generations to dig her grave and another 2 to cover it.
Yo moma so old, she knew burger king when he was just a prince.
Yo moma so short she had to slam dunk to pay her bus fare
Posted: November 5th, 2007
THat’s good. Where u live? (city)
Posted: November 5th, 2007
yo momma like a bowling ball she gets picked up finge thrown into the gutter and comes back 4 more
Posted: November 5th, 2007
Good one!
Posted: November 5th, 2007
Yo momma so stupid, she thought, “Wu Tang” was an African orange drink!
Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, “O.K.”
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, “Illegitiment” because she couldn’t read.
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you, “What is the number for 911?”
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, “Sex?” she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid that under, “Education,” on her job application, she put, “Hooked on Phonics.”
Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo momma so stupid she watches, “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.
Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo momma so stupid, she couldn’t read an audio book.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .
Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said “Disney World - Left” so she went home.
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”
Posted: November 5th, 2007
Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!
Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!
Yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo Momma so poor she can’t afford the o or the r.
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, “Moving.”
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, “DING!”
Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.
Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, “There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!”
Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, “Pick a corner, any corner.”
Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!
Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
Posted: November 5th, 2007
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe its not butter.
Posted: November 5th, 2007
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed, “Gorillas in the Mist,” in her shower.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,”Damn, is it Halloween already?”
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours…for a quote!
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face!!
Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!
Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!
Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Posted: November 5th, 2007
Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.
Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, “Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!”
Posted: November 5th, 2007
this is tayering
Posted: November 5th, 2007
i am to good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: November 5th, 2007
am kool
Posted: November 5th, 2007
Posted: November 5th, 2007
Your mama’s so fat she uses a VCR as a pager.
Your mama’s so dumb she turned in her car for gas money.
Your mama’s so stupid they told her it was chili outside she ran out with the bowl.
Your mama’s so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Your mama’s so stupid when she went to the Super Bowl, she took a spoon.
Posted: November 5th, 2007
i know them all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: November 5th, 2007
Am beter than Dani gurl and all of you people
Posted: November 5th, 2007
come on any one here?????
Posted: November 5th, 2007
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall!
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a book!
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a piece of paper!
Posted: November 5th, 2007
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she’s a tree.
Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you’re saying.
Yo mama has 10 fingers–all on the same hand.
Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama has a short arm and can’t applaude.
Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.
Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Posted: November 5th, 2007
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Posted: November 5th, 2007
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Posted: November 5th, 2007
GO TO MY WEB SATE http://www.freewebs.com/nedjimm
Posted: November 5th, 2007
Yes you do know them all,because YOU COPIED AN PASTED THEM ALL! Those jokes have all been heard on this site! GET NEW ONES!
Posted: November 5th, 2007
who copied their web sites
Posted: November 5th, 2007
Jacob’s joke are as bad as her mom in bed.
Posted: November 5th, 2007
me how coped????? not me did you go to my web sate
Posted: November 5th, 2007
yo mama is so stuped she uses mose traps to chach a bird
Posted: November 5th, 2007
yo mama so fat she dep fris tooht past
Posted: November 5th, 2007
yo dad is so gay he macks Macol Jacsen look strat
Posted: November 5th, 2007
yo mama id 2 times the man you are.
Posted: November 5th, 2007
Yo mama macks shit look fine
Posted: November 5th, 2007
your spelling is as bad as your mom smells
Posted: November 5th, 2007
ooooooooo bern need ice
Posted: November 5th, 2007
i bet you do
Posted: November 5th, 2007
seeeeeeeer
Posted: November 5th, 2007
no but you do
Posted: November 5th, 2007
ha ha
Posted: November 5th, 2007
yo
Posted: November 5th, 2007
HI
Posted: November 5th, 2007
hi
Posted: November 5th, 2007
so?
Posted: November 5th, 2007
WHat Time is?????
Posted: November 5th, 2007
i have bene bernd melt down bernd melt down bernd melt down bernd melt down
Posted: November 5th, 2007
??????????
Posted: November 5th, 2007
10:52
Posted: November 5th, 2007
i got 9:52
Posted: November 5th, 2007
hot hot my hand herts
Posted: November 5th, 2007
whatt??
Posted: November 5th, 2007
i brok the clock pane in the hand
Posted: November 5th, 2007
ok im gooood
Posted: November 5th, 2007
hello???
Posted: November 5th, 2007
Funny
Posted: November 5th, 2007
do you knoww who sexy kitten is???
Posted: November 5th, 2007
hello???????????????
Posted: November 5th, 2007
no
Posted: November 5th, 2007
and it was not funny
Posted: November 5th, 2007
i tought it was
Posted: November 5th, 2007
what what sate do you live in?
Posted: November 5th, 2007
me new york !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Posted: November 5th, 2007
TEXAS (you)
Posted: November 5th, 2007
drama
Posted: November 5th, 2007
new york
Posted: November 5th, 2007
what state do you live in
Posted: November 5th, 2007
nobady is here(but us)
Posted: November 5th, 2007
is it cold in NY
Posted: November 5th, 2007
omg the suped computer
Posted: November 5th, 2007
thats wierd
Posted: November 5th, 2007
kindof
Posted: November 5th, 2007
not very cold yet
Posted: November 5th, 2007
whats werd
Posted: November 5th, 2007
ARE YOU A SLOW TAPER
Posted: November 5th, 2007
no
Posted: November 5th, 2007
ok
Posted: November 5th, 2007
are you
Posted: November 5th, 2007
ha ha ha my name is difrint
Posted: November 5th, 2007
what are your doing right now
Posted: November 5th, 2007
in a band yes (steps for ever more) its in pragras
Posted: November 5th, 2007
ok
Posted: November 5th, 2007
what am i doing lising to gutar and taping it is hard
Posted: November 5th, 2007
your in a band?
Posted: November 5th, 2007
are you choing gum???
Posted: November 5th, 2007
no why
Posted: November 5th, 2007
yes i am i gave you the name SREPS FOR EVER MORE
Posted: November 5th, 2007
what type of music
Posted: November 5th, 2007
yes whay it is in pragras
Posted: November 5th, 2007
punk rock
Posted: November 5th, 2007
Posted: November 5th, 2007
well i got to go………………se ya
Posted: November 5th, 2007
my rele name is jacob me band leder i led the band to vitory!!!!!!!
Posted: November 5th, 2007
im back
Posted: November 5th, 2007
Posted: November 5th, 2007
remember rember the fith of november
i i know of no reason
why the gunpowder treason shall ever be forgoten
Posted: November 5th, 2007
jacob u so ugly folk clap when they see you…but they clap their hands over their eyes
Posted: November 5th, 2007
All day I thought of you….I was at the zoo
Posted: November 5th, 2007
Jacob I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
Posted: November 5th, 2007
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock
maximum burn!!!! dont start by dissing everyone who puts time and effort into making up just to have people like you come along and steal their jokes. and if i find out u have stolen some of mine, god help you cause Hes the only who will be able to. >:-(
Posted: November 5th, 2007
yo mama so poor I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gumball machine
Posted: November 5th, 2007
i have a question. has anyone read the april/ march jokes? there is more perverted links than jokes. *rolls eyes in disgust*
Posted: November 5th, 2007
Oh yeah b4 i 4 get. DANI GURL 4 PRESIDENT!!! if im voted president then i will pick the king and queen jokers. They wil lhave supreme bragging rights for the month. so VOTE for ME
Posted: November 5th, 2007
P.S. any one can be king and queen. but i need everyones vote. votes r due by the 20th
Posted: November 5th, 2007
is anyone on yet?
Posted: November 5th, 2007
bye then
Posted: November 5th, 2007
WHAT O NO YOU DIDINT :0
Posted: November 5th, 2007
HELLO
Posted: November 5th, 2007
ILLiagal IMagrant shh!!!!! WER ARE YOU
Posted: November 5th, 2007
Dani gurl you have some drama
Posted: November 5th, 2007
and no one is voteing for you cry me a river boho
Posted: November 5th, 2007
yo y u caping my name dud
Posted: November 5th, 2007
oooooo crap
Posted: November 5th, 2007
you mhat whant to run now kk
Posted: November 5th, 2007
HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: November 5th, 2007
GO TO MY WEB SATE http://www.freewebs.com/nedjimm
Posted: November 5th, 2007
GO TO MY WEB SATE http://www.freewebs.com/nedjimm now go
Posted: November 5th, 2007
i will never run form a fake ass punk bitch like you. and yes i have drama. dats me so get over it. and people wil vote for me im trying to give them offical bragging rights. it wil lbe fun. plus you get to vote for the person you want to be queen or king.
Posted: November 5th, 2007
u got anything else to say?
Posted: November 5th, 2007
ya
Posted: November 5th, 2007