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652 Responses to “November 2007 Yo Mommas”

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  1. 100
    Jacob said:

      Am beter than Dani gurl and all of you people

  2. 101
    Jacob said:

      come on any one here?????

  3. 102
    Jacob said:

      Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall!

      Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a book!

      Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a piece of paper!

  4. 103
    Jacob said:

      Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

      Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

      Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

      Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.

      Yo mama has green hair and thinks she’s a tree.

      Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you’re saying.

      Yo mama has 10 fingers–all on the same hand.

      Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

      Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

      Yo mama has a short arm and can’t applaude.

      Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

      Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

      Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

      Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

      Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

      Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

  5. 104
    Jacob said:

      Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

      Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

      Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

  6. 105
    Jacob said:

      Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

      Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

  7. 106
    Jacob said:
  8. 107
    Sex Kitten said:

      Yes you do know them all,because YOU COPIED AN PASTED THEM ALL! Those jokes have all been heard on this site! GET NEW ONES!

  9. 108
    ILLiagal IMagrant shh!!!!! said:

      who copied their web sites

  10. 109
    ILLiagal IMagrant shh!!!!! said:

      Jacob’s joke are as bad as her mom in bed.

  11. 110
    Jacob said:

      me how coped????? not me did you go to my web sate

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