652 Responses to “November 2007 Yo Mommas”

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1. 265
   H. Jordan fan said:
   Posted: November 6th, 2007

   Hey jacob yo momma likes her sex like her KFC, a lot of breast and a greased up bone

2. 266
   H. Jordan fan said:
   Posted: November 6th, 2007

   Yo momma’s breath is so bad, she can’t help but to be good at trash talking

3. 267
   Sex Kitten said:
   Posted: November 6th, 2007

   *GASP* H. jodan fan! You copied MY Signature joke (on this site) HOW COULD YOU? COme on Jordan, u can do betta than tha’!

   Yo mama so stupid, i asked her what 2 + 2 = and she said eleventy-six!

4. 268
   ILLiagal IMagrant shh!!!!! said:
   Posted: November 6th, 2007

   tha is not realyy funnny try better sex kitten

5. 269
   sex doggy said:
   Posted: November 6th, 2007

   im from asia. ive got a new one i thought of…
   Yo moma like a yo moma joke, everyones doing her

6. 270
   sex doggy said:
   Posted: November 6th, 2007

   you want nasty??

   Yo moma so nasty, i asked her to do a leg split and she stained my
   carpet, god dam

7. 271
   i luv myself said:
   Posted: November 6th, 2007

   ani 1 on

8. 272
   i luv myself said:
   Posted: November 6th, 2007

   fuk off den u piss me off

9. 273
   Clickhost said:
   Posted: November 7th, 2007

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10. 274
    Sex Kitten said:
    Posted: November 7th, 2007

    Wut the hell?

    u no wut. I wuz havi’ a bad streak. but i’m so cool that it’s already gone.

    i luv myself’s mama so lesbo, not only does she f*** other gurls, she watch lesbo p0rn!

    (I don’t no how he got here an earth. Adoption, maybe?)

11. 275
    Sex Kitten said:
    Posted: November 7th, 2007

    *havin’

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