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663 Responses to “November 2007 Yo Mommas”

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  1. 375
    Sex Kitten said:

      Yo mama is so stupid - I just aks her about her X-Men and she said: “Well, my first baby’s daddy was Jimmy…and I still see Johnny on Fridays….”

      Yo mama so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

      Yo mama teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road.

      Yo Momma’s like a Snickers bar - packed full with with nuts.

      Yo mama like Humpty Dumpty… first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.

      Yo mama’s like a race car driver…she burns a lot of rubbers…

      Yo mama just like the Suez Canal - Vessels full of Seamen passing through everyday…

      Yo Papa’s so short, he tried to commit suicide with a pin.

      Yo Grannie’s so enormous that when she went to the drycleaners to hand in her underwear, they put up a sign - ‘NO PARACHUTES ALLOWED’

      You Biology teacher so freakin stupid she thinks that DNA is the National Dyslexics Association.

      Yo’ best friend so idiotic she thoughtt Menopause was a button on her walkman.

      You Momma so fat and stupid that her waist is bigger than her I.Q.

      Tell Yo mama my Dog wanna know how much he owes her for last night…

      Did you know flies were given wings so that they could beat yo mama to the dump?

      I heard yo house was made out of bog paper - why? cuz your whole family full of crap!

      Yo mama so fat and ugly Peter Jackson offered him the part of the Cave Troll in lord of the rings

      You Nose so damn big that we use yer snotters as Footballs.

      Yo Nana so ghetto she washes paper plates.

      Oi, yo need to tell you mama to stop wearing the blue lipstick…My now ex boy friend got balls like a smurf now! (That’s why he’s my ex!)

      Yo Mama so poor that she uses tumbleweed as a Xmas tree.

      Yo’ mama breath so disgustingly bad that she needs Freshmints with batteries in it

      Yo Papa’s like an old arcade machine - toss in a quarter and you can play with his joystick.

      Yo mama such a bitch, she interned for Clinton.

      I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - “Who’s tearing down the drapes!!!!”

      I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said “Sure thing, it’s 4th tree on your right…”

      only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted…

      when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - “Lost a shoe?”, and she said - “Nope…just found one…”

      You Momma so Poor it took her 10 years to pay for a 5 dollar Crazy Prank & Hilarious Gag set…

  2. 376
    Sex Kitten said:

      I know I ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. 377
    Sex Kitten said:

      WHO CAN BEAT THAT?????????????????!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  4. 378
    Sex Kitten said:

      WHO DARES TO CHALLENGE THE MASTA??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?

  5. 379
    Sex Kitten said:

      WHO DARES TO CHALLENGE THE MASTA??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?

  6. 380
    Sex Kitten said:

      THATS WUT I THOUGHT!

  7. 381
    Sex Kitten said:

      HELLO? DID I SCARE U OFF U POOR BABIES???????????

  8. 382
    Sex Kitten said:

      I LIKE WHEN GUYS KISS ME!

  9. 383
    Sex Kitten said:

      WOW….. ummm….. moving on. So ms. I AM SOOOOOOOOOO SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!1

      Do ya vote fo me?

  10. 384
    I AM SOOOOOOOOO SEXY!!!!1 said:

      YES I VOTE FO YA, YA ROCK!!!

  11. 385
    Sex Kitten said:

      WOW. Alright, moving on……………..

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