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1404 Yo Momma Jokes in “November 2009 Jokes about Yo Momma”



  1. best's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly, she models for halloween costume makers



  2. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she had you



  3. carlos's Momma Joke:

    you mama so fat she walked over and her shadow broke my foot



  4. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid i told her to purchase me a COLOR T.V AND SHE CAME BACK AND TOLD what color



  5. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so pore when some one steped on the carpet she said get off my yard



  6. tevin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she does not have to wear a hallaween costume



  7. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she eats big thicks for breakfast



  8. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid i went to a club with her… then i said ‘yo momma hit the dancefloor’ then she she kneeled on the floor nd started hitting hit literally



  9. samantha.chitiyo@live.co.uk's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat wen god sed ‘let ther be light’… he told her to move her arse outta the way



  10. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you momma is like a chocolate eye easy to melt



  11. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    q.3kr



  12. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so skiney when she was born she went strigh to heail



  13. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she walked into an ugly acadamy and they said sorry we dont take experts.



  14. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  15. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got locked in wal mart and starved to death



  16. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when somebody yelled steaks was fallen out the sky she came out with a grill



  17. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    gfuhffpwiwttrtgiwuwtuggtihgrgywghaai[rgjwuisdjwffnfw'f]ghgufgfhskjy



  18. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so



  19. keanna's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so when she fat dust come out



  20. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when people want to shake her hand she has to give them directions



  21. badass brian's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb when i said drinks are on the house she got a ladder



  22. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says “To be continued.”



  23. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth so ugly the sun went black



  24. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she put pants in the oven and took them out and called them hot pokets



  25. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mmama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  26. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s soo fat that when she fell she rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up



  27. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like chinese food sweet,sour,and cheap



  28. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and made a dollar



  29. erin's Momma Joke:

    yo mam so fat she has more chins than the chinese phone book



  30. i's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny she dodges raindrops and hoola hoops wih cheerios



  31. i's Momma Joke:

    eeee



  32. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s arms are so short she cant clap her hands



  33. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, when she saw a yellow bus with white kids she thought it was a twinkie.



  34. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she asked for a waterbed they threw a sheet over the ocean



  35. rearea's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that she got a nightime job as a scarecrow.



  36. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat



  37. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat on a quater and a booger shot out of george washingtons nose haha



  38. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas house so dirty when i walked in i saw roaches riding go-carts!



  39. brittany's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat even her toes got stretch marks



  40. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so stupid she was told to do the robot and R2-D2 got AIDS.



  41. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat, she went on an exscaltor and ran out of breath.



  42. elisha's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat, she went on an escalator and ran out of breath.



  43. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo MOMMA!! so ugly that when she joined the ugly contest the judge said SORRY NO PROFESSIONAL



  44. FALANI !!!!!!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the road I asked what she was doing and she said MOVING



  45. FALANI !!!!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    YO momma so fat that when she went on the elevator up pressed up the elevator DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  46. jbyrd's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb, she got stabbed a a shoot out



  47. jbyrd's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb, she was standing up on an empty bus



  48. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack



  49. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test.



  50. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar powered flash light for $1000.



  51. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she sits on the rainbow skittles fall down



  52. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma armpit hair is that hairy she looks like she has got bob marly in a head lock



  53. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she sat by jesus in the third grade



  54. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when the whales saw her they started to sing “WE ARE FAMILY”



  55. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat that she thought a bus full of white kids was a twinkie



  56. gen's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old that when jesus said “let there be light ” she flipped the switch



  57. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she looks like you



  58. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she turned madusa into stone



  59. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she went to boo-boo the whole toliet broke down



  60. gen's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat she thought that a dog with black and white spots was a n oreo cookies



  61. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat & bald they had to use king kong as her weave



  62. tiffany holden's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly jesus shoned her away



  63. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she sat on walmart she lowered the prices



  64. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE HAVE A FAT SON



  65. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stuipd she brought a spoon to the super bowl



  66. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat and ugly she look like you



  67. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat she name you fat ass



  68. james's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly,even you put a bag on her, she
    still ugly



  69. james's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so stupid he can’t even get
    what im saying



  70. james's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she can’t even wipe her butt



  71. james's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she can’t even wipe her ass



  72. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how loooong she slept



  73. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO mama so FAT:
    She got mini fat women orbiting her



  74. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she farts out dust



  75. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought dick chaney was a vibrator



  76. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.



  77. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she sat on you



  78. james's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she moves the world move



  79. james's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old her teeth is yellow



  80. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she saw a bus with white kids and said stop that twinky!!!!



  81. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she look like a pig



  82. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she look like you



  83. james's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she made the sun go down



  84. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old her breast milk is powder



  85. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat and thick she only knows 3 letters of alfabet and thats KFC



  86. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she got lanched up to space and made her own orbit



  87. mikey's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat wen she jumped out an aeroplain everyone shouted the skys falling



  88. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she goes to the ocean
    people thought she was new iland



  89. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when i step on a crack her fat broke



  90. kool aid's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it



  91. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got more “chins” than a hong kong phone book



  92. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ugly



  93. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she got more chins than a Chinese phonebook!



  94. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so black and fat and dumb because she bit her hands when she put lotion on it thinkin she had oreos



  95. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya momma is so stupid that when she goes outside she opens the garage door!!!!!!!!!!



  96. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Fat She Steped On The Scale And The Scale Said Ouch



  97. Lil Wayne's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Ugly She Went To The Ugly Contest And They Said Sorry But No Profesionals



  98. Lil Wayne's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Fat You Came Home And You Said Mom Why Are You Crying And She Said Kfc Went Out Of Buisness



  99. Lil Wayne's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Poor She Saw This Kid Skating Down The Street And She Yelled Hey Get Out The Family Car



  100. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory for eatin all the W’s



  101. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma like a hardware store 5 cents a screw



  102. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like humpty dumty she humped and she dumped



  103. chucklez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time



  104. chucklez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor when I came to dinner and 3 beans where on the table I grabbed one she said don’t be greedy



  105. chucklez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow when she walked in church the people in the church said I see the light



  106. chucklez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short she has to hold up a sign that says don’t spit I can’t swim



  107. chucklez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she goes to the beach people yell free willy



  108. chucklez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has to go to sea world to get bapitized



  109. chucklez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a piece a wood flat and easy to nail



  110. chucklez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat they had to grease the bath tub so she could get out



  111. chucklez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black what is the difference between her and bigfoot…. bigfoot was spotted



  112. chucklez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow coat people yell taxi



  113. chucklez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow people slow down



  114. chucklez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short she does push-ups under the door



  115. chucklez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short she does pull-ups with a staple



  116. chucklez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a screen door after a couple bangs she loosens up



  117. chucklez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a refrigerater everyone puts their meat in her



  118. chucklez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a 5-foot basketball hoop it ain’t hard to score



  119. chucklez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a tv a 2 year old can turn her on



  120. chucklez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a vacuum cleaner she suck,blows,then gets laid in the closet



  121. chucklez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a tube of pringles once you pop you can’t stop



  122. chucklez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a ice cream cone everyone gets a lick



  123. chucklez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like spoiled milk white and chunky



  124. chucklez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a brick flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans



  125. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb whenhe byes food she feeds it to the dog



  126. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat,that when she turned the tv on she missed 5 programmess



  127. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old shes wasnt a color she was just black and white



  128. Pablo Hooblakabla's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow when she took a drink of water it turned to lemonade.



  129. Rico Suave's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so retarded she called me Rico Suavez.



  130. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamam so ugly 2012 can’t destroy her



  131. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat people run around her for exersize



  132. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals



  133. Nikki's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices



  134. Dragon's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb she brought a spoon to the superbowl



  135. Nikki's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so easy that she walked into a lumber store with a sign that said 5 cents a screw



  136. Dragon's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept



  137. Dragon and Nikki's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly that when Medusa looked at her Medusa turned to stone



  138. Dragon's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that she has her own gravitational pull



  139. Nikki's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so big that the planets orbit around her



  140. kristy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid that she went to a chinese restaurant and started speakin spanish



  141. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater



  142. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so supid see went to the store to go buy a color tv and she asks what color do you got.



  143. Jorge chavez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and wached the couch



  144. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    I don’t mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle



  145. Corey yo boy mc's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s like a pirate, there she blows



  146. Corey yo boy mc's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma evey time she passes by the t.v. i miss a seoson of South Park



  147. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so gay she made Micheal Jackson look strait



  148. corey ya boy mc's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.



  149. jorge chavez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she got on a scale and it said one at a time please



  150. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is like a bowling ball gets fingerd thrown in the gutter and comes back 4 more



  151. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid when the weather man says its chilly outside she runs and gets a bowl and a spoon



  152. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so hairy. the only language she speaks is wiki wiki



  153. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty she breast feeds sour milk



  154. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mmma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl



  155. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama iz so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she said y u turned off the light



  156. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she had a job at the eminem factory but got fired for throwing away all of the W’s

    yo mama so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out your basement window

    your mama so stupid she invented a solsr powered slash light



  157. little ninja's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she had a job at the M&M factory but got fired for throwing away all of the W’s

    yo mama so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out your basement window

    your mama so stupid she invented a solar powered flash light

    your mama so stupid she asked me for the number fo 911

    yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish



  158. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid their was a bus with white kids and she said follow that twinkie



  159. dj's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth so ugly people say dang u got a whole ten foil factory in yo mouth



  160. DJ's Momma Joke:

    yo mama Braces so ugly people call her heavy metal



  161. dj's Momma Joke:

    yo mama booty so high she need two sattles to ride a horse



  162. DJ's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama skates so old people told her hairet tubman wore the skates singging im skating my way to freedom freedom freedom



  163. DJ's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so pore that she only cookes when the sun is shinning



  164. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so poor when she goes to KFC she gotta lick other peoples fingers



  165. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so ugly…man she’s just ugly!



  166. Pablo Whothefu**'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so retarded I when her teacher handed her an essay she said, “Hola may I write on you?”



  167. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    arbors incidents Valparaiso,packs Hegelian - Tons of interesdting stuff!!!



  168. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she made king kong look skiny



  169. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she out on a blue dress and went outside everybody started to sceam tsunami



  170. cris hernandez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she sat in front of jesus in fist grade



  171. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s teeth r so yellow when she went inside a church the preacher said i see the light



  172. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so retarded,she got hit by a parked car.



  173. hot mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so retarded that she thought a white kid was a powdered donut.



  174. jtripel b's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly when she sweats her sweats goes the other way because it dosint want to see her face



  175. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can i said,”what you doing”,she said,”chirstmas shopping”.



  176. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can i said,”what you doing”,she said,”chirstmas shopping”. by keke



  177. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and sang I got the power



  178. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s arm pits stink so bad that speed sticks slowed down and stopped



  179. Bret19's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she got fired from a blow job



  180. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she’s on both sides of the family



  181. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s feet are so big sheg left big foot cryin



  182. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she stop sign and waited for it to say go.



  183. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly……DAMN SHE UGLY!!!



  184. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat that she



  185. Bret19's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she wears A,B,C,D,E,F,G strings



  186. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old



  187. i like mashed potatos's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairry she got afrows on her boobs



  188. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she’s on both sides of the family



  189. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a vacuum cleaner she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet



  190. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she had to go trick or treatin over the phone



  191. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she makes onions cry



  192. Tana's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she put boogie man outta business!!



  193. yo mamma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so you ugly they told her you need to loose 4lbs and she gave you 4lbs of meat and said go loose that lmaaaaoooooooooo that is a homade joke



  194. Stale Yo's Momma Joke:

    can some one add me on myspace kiyarahhearts@rocketmail.com



  195. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma teeth is so yellow when she needed butter she strape her teeth



  196. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly,than when your that kicked her out of
    the house he got arrested for littering.



  197. tatiana's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a door everyone gets a turn.



  198. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you mamma so gay when she see a calebrirty she just go to f*** another man



  199. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat there isnt a size toilet for her she uses the bushes



  200. sophia's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she sleeps under the bed



  201. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly:roses are red violets are blue flushing the toilet reminds me of you



  202. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is stupid she stick a battere up her but and said i got da power



  203. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMMAS SO NASTY I CALLED HER TO SAY HEY AND SHE ENDED UP GIVIN ME A EAR INFECTION



  204. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor the dormat doesnt say welcome it says wellfare



  205. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.



  206. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so bubble seven is anb libled



  207. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mumma so fat when she stands on the scales it shows her phone number



  208. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mumma so fat she is taller laying down



  209. wozzer's Momma Joke:

    your mumma is so fat when she goes to the beach all the whale sing we are family



  210. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    WAZA BILL DAVIES IS SO FAT THAT HE EATS 30 CAKES FOR BREAKFAST.



  211. wozzer's Momma Joke:

    aza b is so fat he makes big momma



  212. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    porter is so stupid that he is more stupid than aza b



  213. wozzer's Momma Joke:

    your mumma so fat when she stands on the scales it says no live stock aloud :)



  214. AZA B's Momma Joke:

    WOZA BILL IS FIT



  215. JOLENE&LEE's Momma Joke:

    WE’RE HAVIN SEXUAL INTERCORSE ATM



  216. postman's Momma Joke:

    michelle porter is so fit



  217. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    jolene and lee davies made a little poopheaded midget called warren davies, facebook him (:



  218. tanya butcher's Momma Joke:

    add me on facebook looking for dominating lesbian partner



  219. HULK's Momma Joke:

    I AM SO FIT.



  220. ALICEBLOOM's Momma Joke:

    I LIKE POO



  221. MARY DORINE STONE's Momma Joke:

    ADD ME ON FACEBOOK I GIVE YOU BJ? AND SEXY MUFFLING PICTURES



  222. mary doreen stone's Momma Joke:

    add me on face book looking for beautiful women



  223. michael lazar's Momma Joke:

    i’m a kinky minky chinese binky. link me?



  224. kieron foremen's Momma Joke:

    like my sure name, for men. i love menmenmen!



  225. warren j davies's Momma Joke:

    anyone want sx for 2.50?



  226. kieran formen's Momma Joke:

    add mee on face book i am looking for fit women



  227. jenna davies's Momma Joke:

    add me on facebook looking for sexy hunky men i am 17 and i like to finger my self



  228. PATSAV's Momma Joke:

    IM 67 YEARS OLD LOOKING FOR 18-22 YEAR OLDS



  229. TIGER's Momma Joke:

    I’M SEXY 2K9 EASY TIGER



  230. poo's Momma Joke:

    poo



  231. POONANIES's Momma Joke:

    UR MUM IS SO FIT, THAT HER FAT TAKES UP 30 PAGES OF YOUR MUMA JOKES



  232. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma is so fat



  233. michelle porter's Momma Joke:

    im 17 and im looknig for sexy men what can do anything to me add me on facebook and i will accept and then we will arrange to meet



  234. tyler porter's Momma Joke:

    im 17 and im looknig for sexy men what can do anything to me add me on facebook and i will accept and then we will arrange to meet



  235. PAGE SERVER's Momma Joke:

    Whoever comments personal contemplations on this website will be reported, personal details will be taken to the police.



  236. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it say to infinity and be on



  237. samantha durbin's Momma Joke:

    im 14 and want some fun with stright guys. add me on myspace and we’ll talk



  238. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish



  239. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat…yeah she is just so fat…



  240. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she broke the elavator



  241. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    my name karesha yea i give u 3 wishes yea and wen i shake yea cuz im delisiouse



  242. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus she said “Hey who threw that rock.”



  243. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat neil armstrong put a flag on her ass to claim the next moon



  244. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a mime she always have white stuff on her face



  245. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT, WHEN THEY GOOGLE EARTH HER BUTT POPS UP.



  246. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT HER STOMACH HAS MORE LINES ON IT THAN A ROAD ATLAS.



  247. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat her blood types Raggu



  248. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she put the boogia man outof buissnies



  249. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she steped on a scale and it said to be continued



  250. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat when she trys to fly in an air plane it cant even fly off



  251. michael's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she jumped into the ocean all the wales popped up and said “we are family even tho your fatter than me”



  252. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid i told her to crank that soulja boy ad she elisted i the army



  253. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mumma is like hardware store 20 cents a screw



  254. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she went to the movie theatre and sat next to “everybody”



  255. asdfghjkwertyu's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she weighs more than you



  256. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo? mama so retarded when she was born on the highway they said accidents do happen.



  257. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Man! Yo Momma so ugly! Oops! Im sorry for calling yo momma a man…I dont even know the man…



  258. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mumma is so fat when she stands on the scales it says her phone number



  259. tyler porter's Momma Joke:

    i am looking for fit men and i love to meet as soon as possible please add me on facebook



  260. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    gayy



  261. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly ur nanna threw her on the street and got fined for littering



  262. Jay Wilkins's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat the london eye looks like her clit



  263. Jay Wilkins's Momma Joke:

    you momma sooo poor she strapped a vibrater to her toothbrush to save money



  264. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she has to take her twenky with her to work because she has no won else to play with



  265. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so skinny she hula-hoops with cheerios!



  266. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she is fat



  267. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    hyret4ry43ry5t4rj4



  268. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo



  269. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so cheap she uses coupons at the 99 cent store.



  270. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she went to in n out she got in but she couldn’t get out.



  271. Erm...x's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat when she jumped off a cliff she bounced back up !!



  272. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the coach.



  273. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMY SO FAT WHEN SHE SEAT ON THE TOILLE IT SAYS ABCD GET YOUR BUTT OFF OF ME



  274. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    so small



  275. alex's Momma Joke:

    fat



  276. alex crabtree's Momma Joke:

    heary



  277. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale



  278. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    You momma is so fat she has an area code for each ass cheak



  279. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    You momma is so stupid she thouught horomones was the sound comming out your dads room while she was on the street begging for change



  280. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    You momma is so stupid she thought dickies was condoms for kids



  281. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    You momma is so fat not even jesus himself could lift her soul



  282. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when i asked her what was for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs



  283. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so old she sat by god in 2nd grade…..lol



  284. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old when she breast fed you powder came out



  285. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommy so fat her tits broke off



  286. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat



  287. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so harry i mistaked her for chubacka youre moma so fat she sold the car for gas money



  288. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    youre moma so stupid she sold car for gas money



  289. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she glued paper to the tv and said look honey we have paper view



  290. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so harry she only speaks wookie



  291. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor i saw her kicking a can and asked what she was doing she said” i’m moving”



  292. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she dosn’t even fit in this joke



  293. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb, she took a test that said “Do no write under this line” She wrote “Okay” under the line



  294. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy she looks like jamie afro after a bath



  295. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat were inside her right now!



  296. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    goodestmommajokes



  297. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when she through a boomerang it never came back!!!!!!!!



  298. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    To momma so poor she takes the trash in!



  299. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid i put a scratch n sniff n sticker at the the bottom of the pool and she drowned!



  300. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugel when she walks though the kicen the rat jump on the table



  301. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe its not butter



  302. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mama’s r so white, the whitest i ever cumed acrossed



  303. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your Mama’s so fat that the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig’s is the door…



  304. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama’s so Dumb it takes her 3 hours to watch 60 minutes



  305. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    pooooooooooo



  306. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she hears the door bell ring she go
    es in a bee line to the oven



  307. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moma’s so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved



  308. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo’ mama is so fat, when she jumped on a rainbow skittles popped out



  309. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Australian costumes mistypes!coursed,Krishna Bakhtiari - Tons of interesdting stuff!!!



  310. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that dora couldnt even explore her



  311. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she got arrested by being
    ugly



  312. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that she ran chewbacka outta buisness



  313. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car



  314. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo stupid she tried to drown a fish in water



  315. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly that ripley’s couldnt even believe it



  316. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when someone said dont write on the board she wrote OK on it



  317. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl



  318. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she makes a sumo look anarexic



  319. joey hammond's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so retarded she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  320. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she increased gravity



  321. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    sofat



  322. fat momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when she went skating she was the only 1 in the rink.



  323. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she needs a GPS just to cross the street



  324. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat i walked around her and i beat the terry fox record



  325. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she put a battery up her butt and said i got the power



  326. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when she threw a rock at the ground it missed



  327. Jackson's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat god said let there be light and she had to move



  328. Andy's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so stupid when she went to a home game she went to the othier side



  329. Jackson's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when she looked in the mirror her own reflection ran away



  330. Andy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma smells like poop



  331. Jackson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that there has to be another world for her to live in



  332. Andy's Momma Joke:

    poop



  333. jackson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she looked in the mirror and her mirror broke



  334. Andy's Momma Joke:

    JAcksons sucks



  335. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid, she thought taco bell was a phone company in asia



  336. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she went to the dentist to get a blutooth



  337. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma eats McDonald’s so much, she thinks the M stands for me



  338. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sooo fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing we are family!!



  339. brad pitt's Momma Joke:

    don’t let the cops know I am having sex with hookers



  340. brad pitt's Momma Joke:

    don’t let my wife or kids know either



  341. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat she has to iron her pants in the drive way



  342. michael and ryan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she payed for a free sample



  343. buttcheeks's Momma Joke:

    el es modrae es chingo e two!



  344. buttcheeks's Momma Joke:

    pinga



  345. michael and ryan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat lifting her is the one thing Chuck Norris can’t do!



  346. michael and ryan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she made the Big Show look like a skinny midget!



  347. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so greasy Texico bought oil from her.



  348. girly girl's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she put the boogie man otta buisness.



  349. girly girl's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly when she entered for the ugly contest they told her “no professionals”.



  350. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas teeth so yellow she closed her mouth her belly lit up!!



  351. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she have to call a crane to get her out of da house!!!!!!



  352. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so greasy she wear bacon for band–aids TOP THAT!!!!!!



  353. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo muma so gay poo



  354. Chicken nuggets's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas teeth are so yellow she spits butter



  355. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mumma so fat



  356. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you mama is so ugly that your even of her



  357. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupied she thought the american flag ment the bloods and crips were getting together.



  358. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat, when she goes to the loo, she needs a map to find her arsehole!



  359. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she walked across the tv, i missed 3 commercials



  360. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so hairy, it took me a year to make her bold HA TOP THAT!!!!!!!!!!!



  361. Guirec's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so big she cant wear an X jacket because helicopters kept landing on her



  362. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she stared at a orange juice carton cause it said ‘concentrate’



  363. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, she uses I-95 as a slip and slide



  364. Jorge's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see wat was on the other side



  365. Jorge's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old, she farts dust



  366. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama soooooooooooo skinney she make you look fat



  367. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momoa i



  368. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she brang a spoon to the superbowl



  369. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so boyish



  370. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so boney



  371. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she dont need internet shes allready world wide



  372. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOM IS SO FAT SHE BLOW UP



  373. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb that she puts lipstick on her head to make-up her mind.



  374. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat, she uses a matress as a tanpon



  375. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid, what she considers safe sex is locking the car doors



  376. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car.



  377. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat she uses a semi truck as a scuter



  378. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and she still comes back for more.



  379. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid that she put a quater in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.



  380. victoria's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when a bird pooped on her she thought it was snowing



  381. victoria's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid when cops said she broke the speed limit she offered to fix it



  382. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she thought tupac shakur waz a jewish holiday



  383. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she opens her mouth its a tunnel full a meat.



  384. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she has sex she has to give directions



  385. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s like aa hardware store 5 cents a screw.



  386. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so fat that NASA first identified her as an unknown planet. Once you cleared that up, they tried putting her in the anti-gravity machiene, and it didn’t work.



  387. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so supid, i told her christmas was write around the corner and she went looking for it



  388. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car!



  389. Wewtpie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that people run around her for exercise!



  390. Wewtpie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma teeth so yellow that when god said “let there be light” god told yo momma to open her mouth.



  391. Wewtpie's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor that she can rent a 2 storey cereal box.



  392. Wewtpie's Momma Joke:

    Wait down there says she CANT rent one.



  393. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a vacuum she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet; yo momma like a squirel always got nuts in her mouth.



  394. bria's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a vacuum she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet; yo momma like a squirel always got nuts in her mouth. the first time it was written it was me :)



  395. Bria's Momma Joke:

    yo so black you make kunta kinta look white :)



  396. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    lump Redmond aliases!messes?hides picket …



  397. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!



  398. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that she took spoon to the super bowl



  399. T-Burgh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a bear when she’s feeling wierd she starts rubbing against every tree branch to soothe the feeling



  400. T-Burgh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly that she makes the creature form the black lagoon look like paris hilton



  401. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like the library,she is open to the public



  402. Lesedi Lekgantshitse MMI Banda's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like the library.she is open to the public



  403. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama breast so stank the when u went to get breast feed your face got disintegrated.



  404. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stoopid she raped yo grandpa



  405. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    there is a girl sting beside me who is short



  406. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i walked in her house and kicked her skate board, and she said hey quit moving my couch



  407. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she made McDonald’s go out of business



  408. gabriel keeling's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has to iron her pants in the driveway



  409. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat you see chiken and bones EVERYWHERE!!



  410. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat Jenny Craig gave up on her.



  411. gabriel keeling's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so nasty that she poors salt water down her pants, to keep her crabs fresh



  412. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test.



  413. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    listen i know that this is a yo mama jokes thing but i need help i am a 13 yrs old girl who is pregnant and my mothe kiked me out my house im from NY and need help my name is ally if you can help me the is my email adress please im on the streets her it is ally12378@yahoo.com



  414. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    im at me friends house there isnt long bfore hey kik me out the date is wendsday november 18 2009



  415. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the bathtub the water jumped out



  416. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is jus strait up fat!



  417. drew's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupied sh tried to mapquest sesame street



  418. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    hi



  419. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your teeth so big .. look like you hiddin behind 2 slice of bread



  420. Shadasia's Momma Joke:

    your momma teeth so yellow she makes sponge bob jealous.



  421. Dijion's Momma Joke:

    yo momma aint got no legs… and talking about i’m not gonna stand for this.



  422. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so ugly she look like u



  423. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOR MAMMAZ SO DUMB SHE LOOKS LIKE JOSH



  424. Noodie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma got one right arm and one left leg and when she tries to get up… looks like she’s break dancing.



  425. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she was at jesus 2 birthday paty



  426. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mammamjoke



  427. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s teeth is so yellow, i can’t belive it not butter



  428. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma

    yo momma so fat ibus hit her and she said who threw that rock



  429. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she has sex she has to give directions

    yo momma so fat ibus hit her and she said who threw that rock



  430. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat is not funny



  431. dolores's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that they put a blanket over the ocean and she called it her water bed _ dolores
    you got that right



  432. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles came out



  433. michael's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black when she puts her hand in water she made coffie



  434. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly that whenshe went camping all the trees got up and ran into the fire and they sang let it burn



  435. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short she has to dunk her bus fair



  436. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma’s so stupid she climbed a see-through wall to see whats on the other side!



  437. BIG AL's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat when she walked by my window i missed 3 days of sunlight!



  438. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so ugly she made a blind boy cry



  439. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when she went to a nuggets game she brought some ketchup



  440. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she went to this website to get a comeback!!



  441. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so sexy i like her



  442. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hiit her head on the moon



  443. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she went bungie jumping on her yellow dress everybody said “the sun is falling down”



  444. urbano antunez's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor that she can afford to pay attention.



  445. Urbano antunez's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that when she went bungie jumping on her yellow dress everybody said “the sun is falling down”



  446. Urbano antunez's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the gamecube in turn to a gameboy.



  447. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    l[’;';mk;mk;mkl;kl;’l/.>
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  448. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    mgokhmghmcghmcfghmchmvnmkbmp nkmvnk,mn, nm,ln,.; n



  449. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooooooo fat,god had to take her out the universe.



  450. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly, shes ugly.



  451. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old her birthday experied



  452. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she threw a wacth out the window to see if time flys



  453. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she had you!!!!!



  454. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she was a waitress at the llast supper!!!!



  455. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she look at a baloon and it pop



  456. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stole a free sample



  457. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny she wipes her ass with a thoothpick



  458. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid it takes her 36 hours to watch 60 minutes



  459. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, it still thinks it’s a woman



  460. best's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is ugly she made fredy coger have night mers



  461. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so hairy she named her niples are growing hair



  462. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch she gose l.a chicago florida.



  463. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she tried putting M&M’s in alphabetical order !!!!!!!



  464. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so damn stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff !!!! oooooaaaaaahhhhhhh



  465. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so bald i can see her thoughts !!!



  466. Qweety:)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she tried to prank call 911!



  467. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a ceiling fan when shes turned on she blows everything around it.



  468. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when u stick a needle in her so much oil comes out u could make a city wide gas station



  469. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the last time she steped on the scale it said to be continued then the next time she used a scale for 5 tons of garbage and it broke



  470. Speed Racer's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock up in the air and missed



  471. Speed Racer's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she pointed to your daddys dick and said lick my vagina



  472. Speed Racer's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat when she wants to get laid she gives directions to ten differnet places



  473. Speed Racer's Momma Joke:

    You so stupid u wanted to have a baby with a girl but you didnt know how so u went to a sperm bank and bought her some sperm



  474. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is soo big she carry’s her own weight
    your mama is soo busy she will never have any time four you
    your mama is soo fat she can’t bend down to find remote



  475. Speed Racer's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she wouldnt know what to do if a mans dick fell on her vagina



  476. Speed Racer's Momma Joke:

    Anonymous’s momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! yaaaaaaaa!



  477. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma so fat when she went swimming with the whale the whale said damm



  478. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she lives where the wild things are!



  479. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a doorknob; everyone gets a turn!



  480. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soooooo fat she has her own gravitational pull



  481. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so yellow i cant beleive its not butter



  482. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she came out of the water in japan the civilians yelled GODZILLA!!!



  483. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat chuck norris couldnt beat her!



  484. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid when she saw a yellow school bus she said ttwwiinnkkiiee



  485. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo grandma so fat that the wrinkles on her ass look like your face



  486. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Ur teacher is so skinny I mistook her for a twig



  487. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma soooo blonde she went to dumb school with Paris Hilton



  488. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma sooooooooo blonde Jessica Simpson cried because she gave her a run for her money



  489. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Ur brother is soooo fat beause he sat on the leaning tower of pisa and it fell down



  490. Queen Jess's Momma Joke:

    ur nannas so slow by the time she turned around it was 2025



  491. Queen Jess's Momma Joke:

    Ur mum is so fat the only person who only ever loved her in high school is PUMBA



  492. Queen Jess's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas so ugly the only thing that is attracted to her is gravity



  493. Queen Jess's Momma Joke:

    Anonymous Brother is soooo fat he jumped and Australia split in two and sunk



  494. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma has a tatto on her bac saying whos the man



  495. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom sucks my balls



  496. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she got in a monster truck the truck was turnin into a low rider



  497. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like past away milk squishy and chuncky



  498. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she triped on mcdonals and fell on the beach



  499. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid, she rewinds DVDs before returning them at Blockbuster!



  500. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb



  501. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got hit by a bus and she said who through that rock



  502. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she shuffles with her ass chicks



  503. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she stepped on the scale and it reads one at a time



  504. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she get her family photos from a sattllite



  505. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she turned around it was christmas



  506. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma teeth are so yellow her tonsils got sunburn



  507. Adrian's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks



  508. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat when she jumped into the water
    the walles staerted to sing we are famile even no yo fater then



  509. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma So fat when she walks around texas in high hells she stikes oil



  510. Speed Racer's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat Nasa Orbits a satelite around her they say “this is the biggest planet in the world and i never saw it before”



  511. Speed Racer's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said “no 3 ton cars please”



  512. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mother is so tall she did a cartwheel and kick jesus



  513. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your so weird i didnt even know lol



  514. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing she said moving



  515. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma lips so big she dont use chapstick,she use deoderant



  516. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer



  517. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got locked in a motercycle



  518. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat, she’s the one that sunk the Titanic



  519. Yo momma master's Momma Joke:

    Shit grow a dick



  520. carlos's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she got tangled up in a cordless phone



  521. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat, people run around her for exercise!



  522. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when people walk past her they would say “Halloween already”.



  523. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    hi



  524. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she turned a Medusa to stones.



  525. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she thought the sun was a reddish orange Jawbreaker.



  526. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when people walk past her they would say “Halloween already”.
    the annoynomous one was mines.



  527. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she broke gravity and floated and people thought she was the biggest blimp ever created.



  528. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat people thought she was the biggest blimp ever created.



  529. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat people travel easier by swimming in the ocean than squeezing through her to use the bathroom to get to the other side.



  530. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she jumped she made the biggest crater ever recorded.



  531. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she stopped the EARTH FROM ROTATING.



  532. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she produced more heat than the sun.



  533. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she produced so much heat and melted the glaciers.



  534. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she farted she caused the global warming to start.



  535. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she blew cold air from her breath she froze the whole entire ocean.



  536. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    digits bad becalm?claims:appraisers - Tons of interesdting stuff!!!



  537. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat,the only way to helped people was by blowing cold air on the glacier to help save their lives from global warming.



  538. directory's Momma Joke:

    supreme decoration?solder excising docile.prowling Borroughs harmonic Indonesian



  539. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she won a fight with King Kong and Godzilla gaining on her.



  540. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat people slide down her to get to a country in 3 minutes



  541. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat and stupid she thought the ocean was her bathtub.



  542. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly people thought she was an alien from another planet



  543. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat people around the world could only take 2 steps.



  544. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she thought a cigar was someones Dildo.



  545. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she robbed her own house and said “Lets get out of hear before we GET CAUGHT!!!!”.



  546. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    You want to hear more Yo momma type back here and say “I want more”.



  547. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor that she made a bet that every time we say Yo momma, yo momma became rich.



  548. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor that she made a bet that every time we say Yo momma, yo momma became rich.
    That was mines the last one i did



  549. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat every time she needed food she took it out of her armpits.



  550. Vincent Leung's Momma Joke:

    u want more type back here.



  551. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when i tried to walk around her i got to china



  552. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    na



  553. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    I MAY BE FAT ON THE OUTSIDE BUT ON THE INSIDE I GOT THAT CREAM FILLING YOUR MOM LIKES WHAT NOW



  554. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom so stupid that when herteacer told her to write an essay she went to go have sex with a mexcican and said es es es es



  555. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she jumed in the ocean the fish started singing ”We are family evan though you are fatter than me”



  556. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old jesus called her mam



  557. Chris Davis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old god called her mam



  558. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Dwyer?visors blissful calmly?chasm lamentable reeling Stuart



  559. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupi she sits on the tv and watches the couch



  560. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your Mommma is so Fat that when daddy came to hug her he has to brine a damn Map!!!



  561. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when a school bus go by she yells twinkie



  562. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out of it



  563. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out of it by kaeley avendano



  564. kaeley avendano's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid it took her four sides of a carboard box to spell LOST



  565. kaeley avendano's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid see got a f on cinezenship for putting f on all of her test



  566. lexus's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old i pat her on the back and her nipple fell off



  567. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower



  568. Joshua Pierre's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when is saw a bus filled with white kids she yelled SOMEBODY GET THAT TWINKIE!!!!!



  569. Joshua Pierre's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she put a dog in the oven and called them hot dogs



  570. Joshua Pierre's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old when i told her to act her age she died



  571. Joshua Pierre's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so poor she had to wear her mcdonald uniform to church



  572. Joshua Pierre's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when she sat on the scale it gave her her phone number



  573. Joshua Pierre's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly bob the builder said we cant fix that



  574. Joshua Pierre's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly her reflection quit



  575. Joshua Pierre's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed



  576. Joshua Pierre's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  577. joshua pierre's Momma Joke:

    yo mama glasses are so thick when she is looking at a map she sees people waving



  578. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    cool



  579. pedro's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so cool she slipped and fill and knocke the cool out of her



  580. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a happ meal cheapp and greasse



  581. ro ro's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she fartd dust



  582. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat,she eats like wheat sticks



  583. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is stupid she went to the laundry mat and thought it was the grocery store



  584. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly that she disfigured all the people she saw



  585. George's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so stupid that she turn on all the lights in her apartment thinking the boggy man was there



  586. Jasson's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so ugly that she put the boggy man out of bussneiss p



  587. George's Momma Joke:

    To mama so ugly that she was hunted by ghost hunters



  588. Jasson's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so stupid that she thought old navy was were retired navy soldiers were relaxesing



  589. Jasson's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so ugly kills vampires



  590. George's Momma Joke:

    Yout mamá so stupid she jumps off the roof thinking there was another building next to it



  591. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    hi hi



  592. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly every time she went into the back, they had to turn on the surveillance cameras.



  593. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    soz i mean: Yo momma so ugly every time she went into the bank, they had to turn on the surveillance cameras.



  594. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas loose pennys fell out of here virgina



  595. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so ugly she made an onion cry
    your mum is so dumb she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
    Wehn yo momma got on the weighing scales she saw her phone number
    yourr mum is so stupid she got locked in tescooo and starvedd to death
    yo momma so fat when she ordered a waterbed they put a blanket over the ocean.
    yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
    Yo mommas so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie



  596. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her bellybutton is like a blackhole,you go in but you can’t come out



  597. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama jokes



  598. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma short she tried to comitte sucide by jumping off a corner



  599. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she ballons for titties



  600. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momms is so ugly, when she gos to the bar they peple pay her to keep her clothes on



  601. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to wacth 60 minutes.By Joshua pierre



  602. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid that she put m&m in a b c order



  603. Joshua Pierre's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat they had to grease the door and put a twinkie on the other side so she can get through



  604. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out!



  605. Joshua Pierre's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old that when she went to school there was no history class



  606. Joshua Pierre's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly Freddy Keuger lost his job



  607. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is fat



  608. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly that wen i took her 2 the zoo the zoo keeper said thanking for brining her back



  609. aaron's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black when she sat in the hot tub she made coffee



  610. cody's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she kept saying am not to r2



  611. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid went to the super bowl she brought a spoon



  612. aaron's Momma Joke:

    yo mam so stupid when she stuck batteries up her but she said i got the power



  613. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so old the her breath is pourer



  614. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl



  615. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid, she thinks bernie mac is a new hamburger at mcdonalds



  616. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so hairy she got afros on her nipples!



  617. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor her face is on food stamps



  618. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor she lives in a 2 story cereal box



  619. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she stepped outside in a red dress and the people said hey look coolaid



  620. kayla's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved



  621. annabell's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old her social security number is 1!



  622. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old jesus was in her third grade class



  623. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old moses was next 2 her in the yearbook



  624. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sat down in newyork calfornia went up



  625. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when a yellow school bus with white kids she yeld stop that twinkie



  626. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so poor she can’t even afford to pay attention!



  627. KOOL-AID's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma is so fat when she went past my window i was in darkness for 3 years



  628. Chocolate Thunda's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat… thats it, shes just fat



  629. Nick's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is gay



  630. Carter's Momma Joke:

    Your Mommas so stupid,fat,poor,and ugly as hell. And I’m tired of making fun of the nasty cow.



  631. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya mums so fat she got hit by a bus and she said ”who threw that rock”



  632. jhonnie's Momma Joke:

    ya mums so fat she can’t take a shit



  633. hfgsgsdf's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so ugly i had nightmares



  634. ya mum's Momma Joke:

    your mums so fat i havent seen an elephant bigger than her



  635. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mums gay



  636. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat she has to use a matress for a tampon



  637. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    You mamma so ugly when she walk down the street everybody yell take off the halloween mask but halloween be over and turns out it’s just here ugly face !!!!



  638. Cierra's Mama joke's Momma Joke:

    UR MUM IS SO GAY,DAT SHE AINT NEVA SEEN A BOY



  639. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    You mama cat so stank when dudes open it up rats shoot out !!!!



  640. Cierra's Mama joke's Momma Joke:

    UR MUM IS SO FAT,SHE GOT TO HAVE HER OWN EXTRA LARGE PRIVATE BUS JUST TO GET DOWN DA STREET



  641. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so nasty when I called her for phone sex I got an ear infection.



  642. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she tripped no one laughed but the floor cracked!



  643. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so harry when i did her last night i got carpet burn



  644. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her as a new world



  645. joey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she was walking a man asked her who else got hurt in the fire.



  646. joey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so tall that when she tripped over a rock sh e hit her head on the moon.



  647. joey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when got on the scale it said one person at a time



  648. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat, when the whales see her, they start singing “we are family”



  649. elizabeth's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when the whales seen her coming they started singing “we are family”



  650. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo skinny, when she turns to the side….she disappears!!!



  651. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sooo stupid…she sold her car for gas money!!!! lol…



  652. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a bus route every1 ride her



  653. Lizzie's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so stupid she puts lipstick on her forhead just to make-up her mind!



  654. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor at breakfast she told u to eat your cereal with a fork cause she wanted to save milk.



  655. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she tried jumping in the grand canyon and missed



  656. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama gums are so black she spits chocolate milk



  657. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    jo mama so ugly they could put her face on a laxadive box and sell it empty



  658. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices



  659. 5541's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test



  660. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!



  661. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo. momma’ so stupid she got locked in the bathroom peed her pants!!!



  662. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    poop



  663. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas like a libary-shes open to the public



  664. sup's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma so fat she has more rolls then a bakery



  665. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat,whe she stepted on a scale it said “to be continued”



  666. Morgan Fullmer's Momma Joke:

    You know,I’ve known your mom all my life…and i still haven’t seen all of her!



  667. Morgan Fullmer-Lower's Momma Joke:

    Your mama sooooo stupid,se can only be your mom!



  668. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    lol haaaa



  669. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    briansong

    briansong@cavtel.net



  670. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    UR mom so fat she died



  671. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    UR MOM SO FAT, SHE TOOK A DUMP AND THE TOILET CRYED FOR HELP



  672. Ur Best Friend...'s Momma Joke:

    Tell ur mom i need my pants back, please



  673. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    keep laughing, ur momma is under my covers



  674. dasgf's Momma Joke:

    keep laughing, ur momma is under my covers



  675. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is So Fat Even Dora Cont Explore Her



  676. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Daaavid meitch sucks toooes . (:



  677. Daddy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so stupid she try to drown a fish



  678. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammma



  679. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma she fell in love and broke it



  680. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    carah luvs god



  681. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    picklemania loriann



  682. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo md



  683. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    f



  684. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly people took her picture and hang it on there car so nobody can steal it.



  685. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor when you want to go to the bathroom she says “pick a corner”



  686. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    fat



  687. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    FGN



  688. joey's Momma Joke:

    tell your mom eight o’clock



  689. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    mhmHJsdv



  690. joey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she was a waitress at last supper



  691. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she got slap by eve for giving adam a blow job



  692. joey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor when i went to your house yo mom said dinner time and jumped on the table and opened her legs for everyone can eat her fish



  693. joey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy spilled out



  694. joey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short she do push ups under your door



  695. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so old she taut rick james how to have sex



  696. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat, when she jumps, she makes a hole in the earth.



  697. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so stupid i can make her do tricks



  698. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid that when she thinks of star wars she thinks the stars are fighting each other.



  699. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so small she poses for trophies



  700. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly that the Jedi thought it was count duko



  701. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up



  702. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so bald when she walks outside during the night her neighbors think its morning



  703. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty that wen she was 7 she had a pic of her virginity!!!



  704. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she put M&M’s in athebitcal order



  705. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when she entered the Gap, she filled it.



  706. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    A difference between a camera and yo momma, the camera can be made NOT to Flash.



  707. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas crack is so crusty she put betty crocker out of buisness



  708. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stupid she cant remember how to breeth



  709. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    efdsf



  710. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she so ugly



  711. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she has a old dick



  712. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yoo Mama So Hairy wHEN Yu look at her butt it says old man america



  713. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so gay, that when she farts, she farts dust!



  714. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went out side wit a red dress people say hi koolaid



  715. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short u could see her feet on her drivers license



  716. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA SO STUPID SHE THROUGHT PLUTO WAS A CHAIR



  717. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.



  718. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she has more rolls than a bakery



  719. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamaso stuip she thought that it was Christmas,but it was Thankgiving.



  720. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mama is so fat, that when she went to school she sat by everybody!



  721. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dirt poor, she can’t afford love!



  722. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old shes older than her grandma



  723. Jonathan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so po she cant afford the last 2 letters



  724. cris's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she got arrested for breaking the gumball machine because it didnt take food stamps



  725. jacob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ghetto when she breast feeds Kool-Aid comes out



  726. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she turned around and thought she was pumping gas



  727. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya mums so fat she pushes 5 numbers on the telephone at once



  728. Arctangent Mckraken's Momma Joke:

    Your mom’s like Geico, so easy a caveman can do it



  729. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yomma so skinny she has to hula-hoop with a cherrio



  730. name's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny she hula hoops with a cherrio



  731. mines's Momma Joke:

    dick



  732. fdwsbbbbbvbvbbnbbvvb's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she gets her shoe shined shes gotta take their word



  733. Qenis's Momma Joke:

    yo dick is so small that when your in the shower u water your dick and say grow already



  734. xdsgdxcfgfcghgcfgfcgfcgfgf's Momma Joke:

    rick is gay



  735. fgbhn i's Momma Joke:

    yo momma jokes are gay and i am racist KKK all the way



  736. fghghjghf's Momma Joke:

    all poeple on here is gay



  737. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that wen she stepped on the scale it said to be continued



  738. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning



  739. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty someone said whats for dinner she opened up her legs and said…CRABS!



  740. Tommy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas crack is so crusty That she put betty crocker out of buisness



  741. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so small,she drowned in her bowl of milk.



  742. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat,when her belly fat smacked together it caused a earthquake.



  743. chris's Momma Joke:

    you dirty



  744. chris's Momma Joke:

    who liked the belly fat 1



  745. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she sneeze she bites her chest



  746. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her belt size is eqautor



  747. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone



  748. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she puts mayonaise on her asperin



  749. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death



  750. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid, she tried putting M&M’s in alphabetical order!



  751. Someone's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid, that when i told her it was chili outside she went outside with a bowl and spoon!



  752. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat jubba the hut gotta say “DAMN!”



  753. ~The Drizzle~'s Momma Joke:

    Whats the differance between yo Momma and a bottle of Tiquila?
    “What?”
    You can’t fit 3 dicks in a bottle of Tiquila!!



  754. ~The Drizzle~'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat when she asked me to have sex with her I said “I already seen the Grand Canyon”



  755. ~The Drizzle~'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so nasty when yo daddy died she put his ashes in her chilli so he could ‘Tear up dat ass up one last time’



  756. ~The Drizzle~'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty Chuck Norris cowars in fear to this day…



  757. ~The Drizzle~'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so nasty when my dog humped her leg he had to go get tested for STD’s!



  758. ~The Drizzle~'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid when I asked her if she had an HDTV she said the test came back negative!



  759. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas head is so big her hat has 2 floors



  760. dmwm's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly even stevie wonder ran away



  761. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought boy II men was a daycare



  762. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stopid she look at the sign sad dumb poeple



  763. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she can’t afford to breath



  764. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma so dumb she thought boyz 2 men was a datcare



  765. joey's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO SHORT SHE CAN SIT ON A DIME AND SWING HER LEGS



  766. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dark they thought she waz an alley



  767. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat thats the only reason they invented x larges



  768. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so greasy she slid down the stairs



  769. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she couldnt find the on button on the remote



  770. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she coldnt fit in a whales stomach



  771. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy shes the sasquatch



  772. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat they wouldnt accept her in sumo wrestling



  773. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny people called her longed body karate.



  774. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny she can hula hoop with a froot loop



  775. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short she can do a cart wheel under her bed



  776. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma so greasey she can use bacon as a band-aid



  777. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor she went to mcdonalds and put a milkshake on layaway



  778. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she robbed a bank and headed for the police car



  779. lil will's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she robbed a bank and headed for the police car



  780. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she made yoda jealous



  781. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    broils shrimp monkeying Spanishize additives …



  782. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mummer so fat the animales at the zoo eat hir



  783. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so small she jumpded off a curve to commit suicide



  784. dayomamachamp's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so small she commited sucide by jumping off a curve



  785. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she taped a piece of paper on the tv so she could watch paper view



  786. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb that when you were born she said look honey it comes with cable



  787. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she turns round it’s her birthday.



  788. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she was doin the stanky leg an everybody thought she was doin the roll on the floor



  789. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she thought a turkey was a ride to jesus



  790. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so pore someone steped on a cigar and she said who turned the lights out



  791. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thought 2pac shakur was a jewish holoday



  792. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she farted and powder came out



  793. b-rat's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid i sent her to 11’s street she went to first street twice



  794. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    float like a butterfly sting like a bee i did yo momma last night now it burn when i pee



  795. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMA SO UGLY THEY HELD A UGLY CONTEST THEY SAID “SORRY NO PROFESIONALS”



  796. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor



  797. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black she got counted absent at night school



  798. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she scared the boggey man



  799. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she wish for hell just for ice cream



  800. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny we use her as a key 2 our door huh let me open this door.



  801. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she bag up she beep



  802. jamorrian's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stuid she got lock in tha grocery store in and got hungry



  803. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO UGLY SHE MAKES A ONION CRY



  804. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed… PWND!



  805. gaaauulgghhh!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she makes blonde girls look smart!



  806. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she dig for her IQ



  807. jamorrian's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb it take her a day to cook 3 minute eggs



  808. jamorrian's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she put lipstick on her forhead 2 make up her mind



  809. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when she went into the elivator she pressed up but she went down



  810. NeeTah BRAHH!'s Momma Joke:

    you are so ugle that when you gave birth your momma said DAMMNN i should of just gave you head!!! JOKES



  811. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i came over for diner and grabbed a paper plate and she said don’t use the good china



  812. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dum she thought a tea-bag as a pillow.



  813. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when I watch the sunset I see her at the end of the horizon



  814. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas teeth are so cricked whenever she smiles it looks like her mouth is throwing up gang signs!!



  815. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you mama so fat and hairy when she was on the empire state building people though she was king-kong



  816. Mbali Ntando's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said sorry no profesionals



  817. Mbali Zikhali's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she even made an onion cry



  818. Mbali Rose's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she tried to take a bath the water jumped out



  819. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway.



  820. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she had to take a shower in the ocean.



  821. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama Is So Dumb She Though That A Fruit Punch Was A Gay Boxer



  822. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she goes to the car she dont fite in it and she got in when she got in the care fliped



  823. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a racecar burns 4 rubbers in one night



  824. patrick mcgrath's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she cant afford to stay in a 2 story cheerio box



  825. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama breath is so bad,when she yawns, all her teeth ducks



  826. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so rouchy, the mcdonalds she works in doesn’t even serve happy meals



  827. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old, she walked into an antique store, and they kept her



  828. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy, she looks like a chia pet with a sweater on



  829. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    who yo tank yo wis



  830. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the W’s



  831. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    sup



  832. cade's Momma Joke:

    yo momma ears are so big dumbo sad damn I wish I had those ears.



  833. cades's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ulgy she had to go trick or treating on the phone.



  834. robert's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she got fired from the banna factory because she threw out all the bent ones



  835. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she sat next to jesus in the 3rd grade



  836. tyty's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sofat that when she saw a shool bus full of black kids she yelled “CHOCOLATE FLAVORED TWINKIE”



  837. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny she can hula hoop with a cheerio



  838. tyler's Momma Joke:

    if any body reads this and wants to have sex with me tell me



  839. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a trash can i asked her what she was doing she replied moveing



  840. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMAS SO FAT SHE HAS HER OWN ZIP CODE



  841. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma sucks so much dick she walks on her knees



  842. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a sock everybody puts her on



  843. miguel pagan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a sock everybody puts her on



  844. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so OLD she isnt qualified ot be a citizzen NO MO



  845. el conejito de cartoon net work-BONBON's Momma Joke:

    HEEwHY DID THE CHICKEN CORSS THE ROAD. ? CUSS HE/SHE WAS SHERILYN



  846. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so fat she has her own time zone



  847. billybobjoebob's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so ugly even paper bags wont go near herald



  848. Christian's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat that when she farts, she got accused of global warming



  849. Christian's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat she broke her family tree



  850. Christian's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas legs r like walmart ALWAYS open



  851. Christian's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas like a plank of wood, flat on both sides and easy to nail



  852. Christian's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat she makes the biggest losers look good



  853. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO YOUR MAMMA IS SO FAT SHE WENT IN THE LIFT AND DIED OFF A ECLIPS



  854. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO YOUR MAMMA IS SO FAT THAT ON MAKE UP JUST TO MAKE UP HER MIND



  855. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO YOUR MAMMA IS SO GREASY THAT SHE SPEACKS JAPANESSEY AND THAT SHE MAKES HER LIFE SO EASY



  856. sam patching's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got in the car and it flipped



  857. sam patching's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jumped in the water and the water jumped out



  858. sam patching's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she thinks running a marathon is a snicker



  859. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she on both sides of the family



  860. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama has more holes than jonny onion rings

    posted by deedoc ..



  861. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama been banged more times than hitlers gun

    posted by deedoc



  862. deedoc's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i shagged her and burned my ass on the lightbulb



  863. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mummma so gay she is gay



  864. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dum she threw a rock at the ground and missed



  865. Bebu's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma iz so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss a whole season of american idol



  866. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so greezzy she sweats lubricant



  867. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma sling so much dick they call her el pistoleero



  868. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat even govenor Patterson can see her



  869. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,that when she hit the swimming pool, everyone shouted “God is sending the floods!”



  870. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she walked on the beach and whales pop out and said we are family even though your fatter than me we are family even though you could eat me



  871. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she went to hollywood one of the directors said, “hey, you can be the bulldoser in my next show!”



  872. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma sooooooooo ugly that when she went to hollywood one of the directors said, ” hey, you wanna be the new monster in my next show!”



  873. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma sooooooo ugly that she bought a mirror and it cracked as soon as she bought it, so when she took it back they refused to give her a refund and she took the case to court and the judge thought tht the damage was delibrate!



  874. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth soooooo yellow that the sun is her sister!!!



  875. Adam's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sooooooooo fat when she jumped into the pool she said “beat that moses”



  876. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO ANNOING SHI AET HER BUGERS!



  877. DIANA's Momma Joke:

    YO SIS SO STUPED SHE SEAD SPON BOWL



  878. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid,she put paper on the t.v. said she was watching pay-per-view



  879. Tito's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid,when she farted next to the cheese she thought made stinky cheese.



  880. Tito's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly,she went into a haunted house and came out wit a application.



  881. Tito's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor,I knock over a garbage can and she said”who is it”



  882. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid the weather man said it was going to be chilly outside so she ran outside and looked up and said wheres my chillie



  883. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly a dog don’t like her



  884. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy people mistake her for bigfoot



  885. deathman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly i heard yo daddy found her at a dog show



  886. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    u so ugly that when u were born they blurred ur face and not ur mommas va-jj



  887. dethman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dirty her crabs had herpes



  888. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short that when she sat on a match box she could dangle her legs



  889. deathman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that she thot the moonlite bunny ranch was a rabbit store



  890. stoned spongebob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her pant size is……………bitch lose sum weight



  891. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she sleeps on a dome



  892. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sleeps on a dome



  893. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you mommas so retarded that when you see a retard they look normal



  894. -@gangstarebel@-'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma eats so much curry that it makes her spicy in bed and she shits out curried chicken shit



  895. -@ganstarebel@-'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she got in the car all you could see was her



  896. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she was at the hardware store 10 cents a screw



  897. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she was so fat she was going to walk down a hill but instead stumbeled



  898. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when i cut her she didnt bleed she poured beacon greese



  899. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exzirsis



  900. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sat on the t.v and watched the couch



  901. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she puts on lipstick with a paintroller



  902. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat i took a pic of her last christmas and its still printing



  903. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared



  904. *miss_mommma*'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
    Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
    Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
    Yo Mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
    Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take ten steps back just to see all of her.
    Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application



  905. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she went to a New York Jets game to buy plane tickets



  906. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she lostt her phone charger and went to a san diego chargers game to buy a phone charger



  907. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jiggles more than u do



  908. euge's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old u can nest in her wrinkles



  909. euge's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so big her hair dresser needs a skyscraper 2 get up there



  910. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama soooooooo fat i took a picture of her last cristmas and its still printing! Ouch!



  911. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old I told her to act her onw age, and she died



  912. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat when she goes on the beach everyone shots beack whale



  913. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat when she stood on the scales in said to be continued



  914. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mum



  915. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb i asked what a butt was and she said and ,or……..



  916. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid, when she saw the sign restroom she went in their to rest



  917. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she weras a red shirt everybody says hey kool-aid



  918. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she had to go to sea world to get babtized



  919. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she called me for my phone-number



  920. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat and ugly that when she went to the zoo she ended up in the elephant pen.



  921. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly when she walks down the street people run from her yelling “ALIENS ARE INVADING!! ALIENS ARE INVADING!!”



  922. Tylyn's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat when she went diving the ocean level rose 12 feet



  923. Tylyn's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she got stuck in a double-wide door.



  924. Tylyn's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so ugly that when she looked in the mirror her reflection ran away.



  925. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo stupis she stuck a battery up her but and said I got the power



  926. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she jumped up and got stuck in the air



  927. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid they told her it was chilly out side she went and grabbed a bowl



  928. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    joke



  929. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma dum



  930. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    nhjbvhjbh



  931. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    asdf



  932. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    plok



  933. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat we are inside her now



  934. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid, she put a peep hole in a glass door



  935. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat i tried to laugh but the ground was already cracking up.



  936. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma so fat when she went to the beach the whales sang, “We Are Family”!



  937. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma so fat when she went to the hospital they asked for her wight, they came back saying, “we asked for your wait not your phone number”.



  938. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma so fat when she got hit by the bus she said, “Who threw that twinkie?”



  939. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she sol her car for gas money.



  940. oliver martinez ya digg!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat he baby oictures were taken by a satellite.



  941. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    watit do ots oliver martinez txt me or call me 918 9552100 please call me and i will talk to you olover martinez ya digg!!!



  942. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when she took a dump she noticed it looked just like her



  943. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is sooo black when she takes a shit she turns white!



  944. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stuipd she put one quarter in each ear, and said she was listening to 50 cent



  945. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO DARK SHE SPITS CHOCOLATE MILK



  946. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she walked in a bar and asked for a diet beer



  947. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she got pregnant for the milk.



  948. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she has coupons for ketchup packets.



  949. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb they were giving away free things and she goes up to them and asks “How much is this?”



  950. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she went to a baseball game looking for Daddy Yankee.



  951. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly, she’s ugly!



  952. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and made change



  953. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she went to target to go get tar for her cigarettes



  954. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks



  955. rob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks



  956. rob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly the boogeyman quit



  957. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old, she discovered Columbus



  958. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid , she thought Nextel was a place to make confessions



  959. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur moms so fat shes fat!! HAHAHAHAH!!!



  960. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your moms so fat, Shes fat!! HAHAHA!!! jk



  961. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she fat



  962. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat she likes big floppy ones



  963. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    k



  964. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    hahaha jefferson high is our rivals



  965. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    i’ll give ya a k in the mouth



  966. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    hahaha marcus is an ideot



  967. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    logan just wants my anus



  968. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    mr fresh eats big floppy ones



  969. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ha it is true



  970. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    why do you eat baby fetuses



  971. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she walks down the street she walks down all the streets



  972. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    marcus likes steaming piles on hios chest



  973. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    i heard that to



  974. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    wow i also heard that in alaska



  975. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    no way i heard it in texas



  976. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    no way a mermaid told me



  977. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    no way mr fresh said he droped one on his chest



  978. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    biggggggggggggggg fattttttttttttt weinerrrrrrrrrrrr



  979. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when she puts a red dress on they thought she was kool-aid



  980. sacha's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she has to put a sock on every toe



  981. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, her stretch marks are highways



  982. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid jsads



  983. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old when open her legs it breaks down then she put wd40 on it



  984. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Fat

    Fat
    Fat



  985. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat her pants size is mmm.. bitch lose some weight



  986. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she coughs up dust bunnies



  987. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said i got power.



  988. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat not even dora can explore her



  989. Tylyn's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO HAIRY SHE LICKS HERSELF CLEAN



  990. tylyn's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she called me for my phone number



  991. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and yelled (STOP THAT TWINKIE!)



  992. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she had to get everyone in the world to help her iron her pants!



  993. Bubblez's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she had to play pole with the 9 planets and she called jupiter the 8 ball!



  994. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas lips are so big she can whisper into her own ear



  995. dereksk8tr's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she jumped on to a trampoline she went str8 to hell



  996. dereksk8tr's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat her portriate on the wall fell



  997. dereksk8tr's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so stupid she stoled free bread and said i got away with it



  998. dereksk8tr's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so black that its illegal for her to play hide n seek



  999. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mum
    smelllssss
    hahaha



  1000. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumd, when she was involved in a drive by they told her to get low she started dancein’



  1001. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she has her own orbit :P



  1002. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has two postcodes



  1003. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    woo



  1004. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo old dat she got the 1st copy of the 10 commandments lol



  1005. yo momma master's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb dat she knocked on a lampost and sed i no ur in der d lights on



  1006. yo momma master's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s teeth are soo yellow she put d sun out of buissness



  1007. yo momma master's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so at people jog around her 4 exercise



  1008. yo momma master's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth are soo yellow she spits butter



  1009. yo momma master's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo fat scientist claim that she is a new planet



  1010. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ,mnbjhbiugb;oug



  1011. yo momma master's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon



  1012. yo momma master's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.



  1013. yo momma master's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies



  1014. yo momma master's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches



  1015. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Y



  1016. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she was used as a wrecking ball to knock down the eiffel tower



  1017. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is a mom



  1018. yo momma master's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo poor she ha yo steal from children in need



  1019. yo mmma master's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs



  1020. yo momma master's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook



  1021. yo momma master's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class



  1022. yo momma master's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed



  1023. yo momma master's Momma Joke:

    who is d best at yo momma jokes



  1024. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  1025. brett's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so skinny shes gotta run around in the shower just 2 get wet..



  1026. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she stop traffic



  1027. Da's Momma Joke:

    yo momma bitch



  1028. Da's Momma Joke:

    your momma is a rangatang crackhrad



  1029. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she thought crackheads is a black gorilla l o l



  1030. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama short she makes a penny look like the twin towers



  1031. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    b



  1032. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she saw a yellow bus with white kids on it and said stop that twinkie



  1033. brianna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she was locked out of a convertible with the top down



  1034. brianna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid the computer screen froze and she put it in the microwave



  1035. brianna's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i through a rock throgh the window and killed everybody



  1036. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ulgl she made jeeper creepers look quite



  1037. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that she is so stupid
    you



  1038. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so in stupid that she is in stupid
    you bitches



  1039. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s mouth is like a snickers, dark and sticky. there is one difference though… she aint garunteed to satify



  1040. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so hairy she looked in the mirror and said holy shit king kong is back



  1041. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she picked up new york and said ooh i found a puzzle peice



  1042. Courtney's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a talking scale, it said “Get the f*** off!”



  1043. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a vacuum. she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet



  1044. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black soon as she steps out of the car the oil light goes on



  1045. slimboy JJ's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when shes coughs she baits her chest.



  1046. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    dfyo mommy so old she has fore skin on her neck tittis



  1047. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she studied for a pregnancy test.



  1048. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas just like a bowling ball she gets fingerd 3 times thrown in the gutter and then comes back for more



  1049. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma ssoo stupid she took her fish out of its fish tank because she thought the fish was drowning!



  1050. spencer's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma ssoo old her birth certificate says expired!



  1051. spencer's Momma Joke:

    you mamma ssoo fat when she went on a scale it said to be contuned!



  1052. spencer's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma ssoo fat not even dora can’t explore her!



  1053. brett's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas sop old she went to the prom dance with fred flinstone



  1054. brett's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas ssoooo ugly that when people se her their faces turn to dust.



  1055. brett's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas sooooo fat when she got on the titanic it broke again.



  1056. brett's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so poor she paid he electric with monopoly money



  1057. brett's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so stupid at christmas time she wrapped the tree instead of the presents



  1058. brett's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so light when she walks outside she goes up



  1059. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat u have to take 2 trains 4 buses and a taxi to get to that fat bitches side



  1060. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is ugly she look like you



  1061. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    fat jokes



  1062. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she put a baconator on layaway from wendys.



  1063. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i tuck two quarters in her bellybutton and a snicker fell out her ass



  1064. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she thought a phone book was a sex toy



  1065. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she steps on a scale it shows her phone number



  1066. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so hairy only langage she speaks is wookie!



  1067. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party!



  1068. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    lala



  1069. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car



  1070. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas just like a refrigerator everyone puts their meat in her



  1071. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so easy a caveman can do it



  1072. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moomma is so ugy that her birth certificate is an apolaogy letter from the condom factory



  1073. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, they jog around her for exercise!



  1074. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat people joug around her just for fun



  1075. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she goined a ugly contest and the boss said sorry no perfecenos



  1076. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like the border, all the mexicans are on her.



  1077. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat



  1078. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she went to get a water bed they just put a blanket ova the atlantic ocean!!!!!!



  1079. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat when she goes 2 the beach the whales come up and start singing ” we are family”



  1080. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bath water.
    By lauren :)



  1081. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma



  1082. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    so ugly



  1083. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is just fat that sshes fat and shes fat yea shes fat



  1084. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it



  1085. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So fat when she walks she leaves craters



  1086. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mums dumb



  1087. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she went bungie jumping off a bridge the bridge started to sagg



  1088. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama joks



  1089. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat, she uses a chandelier as a belly button ring



  1090. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed



  1091. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    i like to eat monkey dick



  1092. nothinuneedtoknow's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued…



  1093. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas mouth is so big she could eat a hippo in one bite



  1094. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly they had to tie meat around her neck to get the dogs to play with her



  1095. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that when she went into the shower her feet didnt get wet!!



  1096. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    KENNETH



  1097. KENNETH's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA GOT 1 EYE NO LEG THAY CALL HER EYEDROP



  1098. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    heheheh



  1099. big time cussa's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas teeth are so yellow it made the sun out of business



  1100. big time cussa's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas teeth are so yellow when she spits butter comes out



  1101. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so nasty, she uses her work glove to touch herself…and she works at a 0ld folks home



  1102. thickgirl's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat…when she sits on the toilet, it sings A,B,C,D,E,F,G, get your fat ass off of me!!!



  1103. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she thought gasoline was apple juice



  1104. asia michelle niles's Momma Joke:

    haha lolz



  1105. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    bjhgt



  1106. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she put a peice of paper on the tv and called it paperview



  1107. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    11pp



  1108. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number



  1109. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that they hosted the olympics on her left buttcheek



  1110. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumb she thought a quater means you get money back!!



  1111. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma was so fat that in a fat contest she one 1 2 and
    3rd place!



  1112. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid her son wanted a xbox 360 so she took a box put a x on it and starting spinning it in 360’s



  1113. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl



  1114. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in the fourth grade



  1115. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    You better tell your momma to stop wearing different color lipsticks; I’m getting a rainbow on my dick!



  1116. (505)albucrazy(505)'s Momma Joke:

    your mamas so stupid she blew crack.



  1117. (505)albucrazy(505)'s Momma Joke:

    your mamas so ugly she gave freddie kooger night mares



  1118. (505)albucrazy(505)'s Momma Joke:

    your mams so fat she jumped in the air an got stuck.



  1119. (505)albucrazy(505)'s Momma Joke:

    ur mamas so stupid she put paper in the tv and say she was watching paper view



  1120. (505)albucrazy(505)'s Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so poor she put jeans in the oven and sayed hot pocket



  1121. (505)albucrazy(505)'s Momma Joke:

    ur mamas so poor u said there was a boogie man under ur bed and she maid him pay rent to stay



  1122. (505)jj(505)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat and stupid that the only letters she knows in the alphabet is KFC



  1123. YO MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she sold the computer to paid the internet.



  1124. YO MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid when the computer got virus she called the doctor.



  1125. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat she has little fat women orbiting around her



  1126. You know how pinoko says i am a real boy well yo nose so big when u were born the doctors thought so's Momma Joke:

    Ladarren Johnson



  1127. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when she fell she made the 2nd grand cannyon



  1128. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    beaches canvas:meticulously villagers Packwood Estella replaces .



  1129. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid,she saw rihanna and think it was beyonce



  1130. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she gata police tickit fo mooning at them



  1131. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat dat she ate a dick nd choke on iht



  1132. ashley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that she ate a dick



  1133. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she took a ruler to bed and seen how long she slept



  1134. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she went to mcdonalDs and put a MILKSHAKE on LaYaWaY!



  1135. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    dumd



  1136. some's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor your family eats cereal with a fork to save milk



  1137. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so crosssided when she’s sittin on the front porch, she’s count’n chickens out back.



  1138. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she got kicked out of kindergarden cause she could’nt scribble.



  1139. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma got a foot in her chest, when she fall down….she keep on running.



  1140. J.Cox's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s teeth so crooked….her toothbrush got turn signals.



  1141. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so old that when she breast feeds it turns into dust



  1142. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mam is so old that her braest milk is powder



  1143. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go



  1144. jason's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go



  1145. evan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupit she went to dr.dre for a papsmire



  1146. evan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she volantiered to clean the cages at the zoo people would ever walk by and say look at that hippotamus



  1147. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Fat She Turned Little Debbie Into Big Debra



  1148. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    bo



  1149. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she went to mcdonalds and put a hamburger on layaway



  1150. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma teeth so yellow when she smiles even the traffic slows down



  1151. Hollie's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she turned around she knocked all the toys off the sleves with her hips



  1152. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA TEETH SO YELLOW WHEN SHE CLOSE HER MOUTH HER STOMACH LIGHT UP



  1153. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so lazy she was to lazy to even live



  1154. Andin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she took a ruler to see how long she sleep’s



  1155. Best's Momma Joke:

    yo mama sooo fat a yellow train hit her and she said Who though that twinky



  1156. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, when she goes out in a yellow raincoat, people shout “Taxi!”



  1157. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mumma is so fat when you squeeze her butter comes out!



  1158. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so dirty she digged inher ear she had dust mites in there



  1159. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she tried to steal free samples of food



  1160. djoe's Momma Joke:

    so mamma so fat she went on a seafood diet and ate all the food see saw



  1161. djoe's Momma Joke:

    so mamma so fat she went on a seafood diet and ate all the food she saw



  1162. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she sat on a gameqube and turn it into gamboy



  1163. YO MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid
    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

    Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

    Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

    Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read

    Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

    Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

    Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

    Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!



  1164. YO MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

    2. Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!!”

    3. Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

    4. Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled “HEY, KOOL-AID!”

    5. Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

    6. Yo momma so fat her waist size is equator!

    7. Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell!

    8. Yo momma so fat she’s on both side of the family.

    9. Yo momma so fat when she walks around Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

    10. Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

    11. Yo momma so fat that when God said “Let There Be Light” he told her to move her fat ole ass over!

    12. Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    13. Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up!

    14. Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

    15. Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

    16. Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

    17. Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

    18. Yo momma so fat she’s got more chins than a Chinese phone book!

    19. Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

    20. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says “To be continued.”

    21. Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAY-UM!”

    22. Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

    23. Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now!

    24. Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

    25. Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

    26. Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

    27. Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her!

    28. Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

    29. Yo momma so fat when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling “Free Willy!”

    30. Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

    31. Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

    32. Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “I’ll Take It!”

    33. Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell “Taxi!”

    34. Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

    35. Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

    36. Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!

    37. Yo momma so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

    38. Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

    39. Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

    40. Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

    41. Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear a “Caution! Wide Turn” sign!

    42. Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

    43. Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads “One at a time, please.”

    44. Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.

    45. Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

    46. Yo momma so fat she’s got her own area code!

    47. Yo momma so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen!

    48. Yo momma so fat God couldn’t light the Earth until she moved!

    49. Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

    50. Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

    51. Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…

    52. Yo momma so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.



  1165. YO MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    16. Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

    17. Yo momma so ugly they filmed, “Gorillas in the Mist,” in her shower.

    18. Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours…for a quote!

    19. Yo momma so ugly when she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

    20. Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

    21. Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

    22. Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

    23. Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.

    24. Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

    25. Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face!!

    26. Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!

    27. Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.

    28. Yo momma so ugly she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!

    29. Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

    30. Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.

    31. Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

    16. Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

    17. Yo momma so ugly they filmed, “Gorillas in the Mist,” in her shower.

    18. Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours…for a quote!

    19. Yo momma so ugly when she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

    20. Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

    21. Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

    22. Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

    23. Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.

    24. Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

    25. Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face!!

    26. Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!

    27. Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.

    28. Yo momma so ugly she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!

    29. Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

    30. Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.

    31. Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

    16. Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

    17. Yo momma so ugly they filmed, “Gorillas in the Mist,” in her shower.

    18. Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours…for a quote!

    19. Yo momma so ugly when she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

    20. Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

    21. Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

    22. Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

    23. Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.

    24. Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

    25. Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they’re afraid of her face!!

    26. Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!

    27. Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.

    28. Yo momma so ugly she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!

    29. Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

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