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317 Yo Momma Jokes in “October 2009 Yo Momma Jokes”



  1. best's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma has a date on the 31st, with frankenstien.



  2. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you momma so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch



  3. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma sooooo skinny she has to run around the shower to get wet



  4. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so bald when she took a shower she got brain washed.



  5. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her



  6. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Apollinaire sordid awakening conversant alga queenly Philistine - Tons of interesdting stuff!!!



  7. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that when she sat on a playstation2 she turned it into a psp



  8. crystal's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly dat she made frankenstein look like the next top model



  9. crystal's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly dat when she entered an ugly contest they sed sorry no profenssionals



  10. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so stupid, that when she goes hunting, she takes the bullets out of her gun and throws them at the animals.



  11. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so retarded, that she has tatoos all over herself, all labeling her issues.



  12. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so greasy, that when she first met your dog, your dog went up to you and begged.



  13. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so stupid, she failed the survey.



  14. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she caant look left or right



  15. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat when she got on the schale at doctor it said “To be continued”



  16. David F's Momma Joke:

    Why was 6 afraid of your mama? cause yo mama 8 9!



  17. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    random Truckee sloppy burly ablated .



  18. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she dreeses in a yellow suit and people thinks that she is a bus



  19. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas like a gum ball machine, balls always goin in and out



  20. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas like a parking garage, people always goin in and out



  21. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mum as 1 big tit and 1 small tit and when she goes down da road they say LOOK THERES BIGGY SMALL!!



  22. nirobi's Momma Joke:

    your sooo dark that when you was born your mamma sed theres the shadow wheres the baby?



  23. mamma's Momma Joke:

    now dont you dare cuss me!!!



  24. nirobi's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is soooo old i slapped her back and her tits fell off



  25. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasy she poors salt water down here pants to keep her crabs fresh.(:



  26. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    christening Dellwood adolescent squalid bloodstains:venturing yellowish



  27. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat i roled over her twice and i was still on the bitch



  28. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ghetto when she gets her period she bleeds wild irish rose



  29. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so loud her farts echo in suround sound and a sighn pops up that says live in stereo.



  30. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas a wop she wants to suck my stromboley



  31. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she eats chicken with a knife and a fork



  32. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas a hog hoove they call her chitlin



  33. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma swollowd so much nut I call her the sperm whale



  34. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat he tryed to jump but fell shorter than bell biv devoes comeback



  35. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so deep I have to use a safety line on my dick to make sure I can find my way back out



  36. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old I had to wach her pornos on a wall projector



  37. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she thought a Rhymadon was bowl of noodles



  38. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    They call yo momms the grinch cuz shes green from head to toe with gohnorreah



  39. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old when i told her act her age she died.



  40. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat they had to tell her her medicine was candy so she would take it



  41. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old when i told her to act her own age she died!!!!!!



  42. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    i like pie you biiiitch!!!!



  43. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sat on tp of a rainbow she made skitles



  44. Emily's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sat on top of a rainbow she made skitles



  45. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    no



  46. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and she said I got the power.



  47. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat



  48. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat that when she went to new york and it was bouncing it down with rain, she had her yellow rain coat on and people called her a taxi!!



  49. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat her belt is the size of the equator.



  50. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat that when she jumps into the sea all the whales start to sing WE ARE FAMILYY!!



  51. King of yo mommas and crackin punks's Momma Joke:

    I’M BAAAACK! All you fools who think you can crack on me drop and give me twenty!!! I am the KING and you are all a bunch of welfare crackbabies!!!!!



  52. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    hi my name is michael vandaley 14 and i like to make yo momma jokes so here it is yo momma is so old god said let their b light and she flipped the switch



  53. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT THEY HAD TO EXERCISE AROUND HER



  54. BOSES OF ALL BOSES's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN LOVE SHE BROKE IT.



  55. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid,that she tried to hit someone in the head with a golfclub, but she hit herself in the back of the head



  56. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid that when i slap her back her tits came off.



  57. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she sat beside jesus in 3rd grade



  58. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so old her brest milk is like powder



  59. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dum she took wood to the movie saw.



  60. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama`s teeth are so yellow when she smiles cars slow down.



  61. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mum is fat



  62. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your muma has a wang



  63. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    do you no that fruit flies are healfier then normal flies ;)



  64. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so dumb she took a cd back to the shop because it had a hole in it!



  65. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so big god had to do the same thing he did to the devil



  66. gordo morales's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so ugly when jason ran when he saw her



  67. bruce ballinswartz's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so dumb she bought a dounut a returned it because it had a hole in it



  68. gordo morales's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so ugly jason ran when he saw her



  69. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.



  70. tom's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!



  71. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s is like a baseball field; it’s green, it’s old, and it’s got nine guys on it at all times.



  72. Mr. Cosgrove's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s is like a baseball field; it’s green, it’s old, and it’s got nine guys on it at all times.



  73. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sticked 2 batteries up her butt and said i got the power



  74. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stupide that when she put a quater into the parking meter she waited for a gumball to come out



  75. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas like a hot potatoe she gets batted around a circle and nobody wants to hold her cuz theyre scared theyll get burned



  76. MIke Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Y mommas lke a used car old rusty and broken down



  77. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she went to walsgreen and said these walls aint green



  78. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    fat momma jokes



  79. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that she buaght a cage for her dust bunnies



  80. yo face's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i don’t need a trampoline



  81. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she jumped out of a boat and missed the water



  82. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so nasty when I told her what’s for dinner and she opened her legs and said tuna fish



  83. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is So Stupid That She thought A Quarterback Was A Refund.



  84. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, that when she went to SeaWorld the whales sang, “We are family”.



  85. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dumb when she saw a bus full of white kids she said stop that twinkey



  86. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT DICKIES WAS CONDOMS FOR KIDS



  87. Badass's Momma Joke:

    Who the hell on here saying they the king of you mama jokes? I bet you can’t out do me. Come one show me what you got.



  88. Badass's Momma Joke:

    Some of these jokes are as old as your grandparents crusty underwear. I’m gonna roast all your asses on here.



  89. Badass's Momma Joke:

    Your daddy is so old, some of his favorite songs are…..
    “Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Walker”
    “You Can’t Always Pee When You Want”
    “Bad Prune Rising”
    “Talkin’ ‘Bout My Medication”
    “How Can You Mend a Broken Hip”
    “Papa God a Kidney Stone”
    “Denture Queen”
    “Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom”
    “A Whiter Shade of Hair”
    “With a Little Help from Depends”



  90. Badass's Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so old she’s like….

    an archer: she just bows and quivers.
    a banker: she loses interest.
    a basketball player: she just stands there and dribbles.
    a cleaning lady: time to kick the bucket.
    a drug dealer: she’s gone to pot.
    a librarian: she’s ready to check out.



  91. Badass's Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so old, she still owes Columbus a nickel.



  92. Badass's Momma Joke:

    Your brother is so old, his sneakers says, “Air Jesus”
    Your mother is so old, it looks like the Wrinkle Fairy tap-danced on her face.
    Your daddy is so old, his blood type was discontinued.
    Your mother is so old, she helped milk the farm animals on the Ark.
    Your mother is so old, she’s still got spots in front of her eyes from the Big Bang.
    Your daddy is so old, his wild oats turned into All-Bran with prunes.



  93. Badass's Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so fat, she got the lap band surgery and broke it.
    Your mother is so fat, she had gastric bypass and only lost her mind.



  94. funky booty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stanky, her ass smells like a hot room full of skunks.



  95. funky booty's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamam is so nasty, she has sourdough yeast infections.



  96. funky booty's Momma Joke:

    yo brother is so black, when he was born, the hospital had a blackout.



  97. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    botulinus:Shari equalizing Appalachia palest examinations missed



  98. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma’s so fat she doesn’t need the internet she’s already world wide!



  99. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    version plumes!amongst,dampness Carbondale chastised toughly



  100. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you mamma so fat that when her husbend said it was chilie outside she went outside with a bowl and spoon



  101. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mom so hairy when she opens her legs its a sign that says welcome to busch gardens



  102. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Kamikaze practitioners Benedictine transcribed finished alternates dignity - Tons of interesdting stuff!!!



  103. funky booty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb, she tried to eat my Blackberry phone.



  104. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat she jumped and it caused a tsunami in every country



  105. Gurlrox's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so dumb she brought a cup to see Juice



  106. Yo Daddy's Momma Joke:

    My Wife’s so big and fat she makes the tallest man in the world look like an ant



  107. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Bauer Roger?subtraction middleman fertilizes:accessions dative.bulge:deallocations



  108. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she can make a blind man cry



  109. yo momma so white she even whiter than michael jackson's Momma Joke:

    Chuck Norris Rules!



  110. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo Momma’s so short you can see her feet in her drivers lisence



  111. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter fro the condom factory!!!!



  112. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from dha condom factory!!



  113. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    stealthily entire:wet remonstrate tingled pounded captivates



  114. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stupied that when they said the movies is 13 and up she went home and got 13 of here friends



  115. best joker's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and pepole yelled taxi



  116. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she made you eat cereal with a fork so you could save the milk.



  117. Jerah Reeves's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old that her birth certificate says EXPIRED



  118. Jerah Reeves's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old she saw passion of the christ live.



  119. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    momma so big every time she sneeze they say 88% chance of rain



  120. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mommy pig



  121. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN I ASKED HER WEIGHT I THOUGHT IT WAS HER PHONE NUMBER



  122. jhoithy90p's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas head so big people mistake her for a Bratz doll



  123. ghhnij's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly she turned Medusa to stone



  124. ijnhjmk,'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb she thought 1+1=67567856895656895789567878567878956785489485474678



  125. xfnig[r's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she tries to watch a movie it won’t work



  126. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat her belt size is the equater



  127. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old that she breast feeds powder



  128. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you momma is so hairy that the only language she speaks is wookie



  129. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said lose some weight fatass



  130. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is like a vacum she sucks she blows and lays in the closet



  131. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat people jog around her for exsersise



  132. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she inspired Michael Jackson to write “thriller”



  133. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she saw a school bus full of white people she said stop that twinkie



  134. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so nasty she was on the cover of Wheaties with her legs open saying “the breakfast of champions”



  135. jackass's Momma Joke:

    yo mommo so fat that when she lied on the beach no1 else got sun



  136. jackass's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has to buy 5 airplane tickets 4 just her



  137. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she walked outside with a red t-shirt on and everybody said’hey cool-aid’!!!



  138. momma's Momma Joke:

    ya’ll better stop talking bout me because i like pie!!!



  139. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she put on a red shirt, people screamed Kool Aid!



  140. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so ugly she makes blind childern cry!



  141. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she fellin love and broke it.



  142. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    You mama so fat when she came back from the fair, I asked her where she got the pig and the pig said,”I won here at a fair!



  143. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    correction:(same person saying this) It should be yo mama so fat when I saw her walking on the sidewalk……



  144. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she makes budha laugh!



  145. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Same person for four jokes below.



  146. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she makes the pigs wolf whistle



  147. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb that she put lipstick inher forehead so that she can MAKE UP her mind



  148. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is fat when got said let there be light told her move her fat ass out the way



  149. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Angela is not yo momma. She is not yo momma.



  150. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat she doesnt even fit in this joke



  151. chris d carlson's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house



  152. chris d carlson's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so black when you were born you had to be seperated so you wouldnt be scared of the DARK!!!



  153. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Ur mama so stupit she use manase and mursturd for maskcara



  154. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so deaf… she cant hear you



  155. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so big that godsila said dam she is taler then me!



  156. 00000000 1's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that ahdham lincon said man she is bigger then my mamma dam



  157. 00000000 1's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that the world said dam move you’r fat ass butt!



  158. 00000000 1's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma ass is so fat that everyone said smak that i want to smak that !



  159. 00000000 1's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s ass has so many pinpals that the pinpals have pinpals



  160. 00000000 1's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugle that when she wakes up to a bank they say take all the money.



  161. 00000000 1's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old that SHE LIVED WOROLD WAR 1



  162. 00000000 1's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO OLD THAT LIVED BEFOUR THE DINOSORDS



  163. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat her body absorbed all her breast milk for vitamin d



  164. 00000000 1's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO UGLE THAT THE DOCTERS SAID SORRY THAT WE CAN’T FIX YOUR FASE !



  165. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat shes yo momma



  166. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she still talks about how she almost ate at salvation army



  167. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly cause she yo mama



  168. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch.



  169. Thomas's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, she stands in two time zones



  170. Thomas's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, she stepped on a quarter and turned into change



  171. thomas's Momma Joke:

    i mean dollar



  172. Thomas's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application



  173. thomas's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly I can’t even make a joke out of it



  174. thomas's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test!



  175. thomas's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl



  176. thomas's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone



  177. thomas's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund



  178. thomas's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain



  179. thomas's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she asked you, “What is the number for 911?”



  180. thomas's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower



  181. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she saw a school bus driving down the road and she said stop that twinkie



  182. 200's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she saw a school bus driving down the road and said stop that twinkie



  183. zaine's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she thinks cherrios are donut seeds



  184. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she walked in front of my tv and i missed a whole season of family guy



  185. zaine's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she went in a school bus and said wheres the cream filling



  186. zaine's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black and her teeth are so yellow she looks like a pitssburgh steelers helmet



  187. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat her blood type is oreo



  188. dougs's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her waist line is to be continued



  189. dougs's Momma Joke:

    yo mo so fat and so harry she lost 10 pounds on slimfast and another 50 when she shaved her back



  190. dougs's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so bald i can read her thoughts



  191. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat When she farted obama acused her of global Warming



  192. dj kahled's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so faT SHE STEPED ON THE SCALE TO CHECK HER WEIGHT AND THE SCALE SAID OUCH



  193. dj kalhed's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when you came home you said mom why are you crying she said kfc went out of buisness



  194. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy don king came out of her ass and said home in america



  195. dj kalhed's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she striped at chucke chese for free tokens



  196. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and a guy said hey what are you doing and she said im moving



  197. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she saw this kid skating down the street and she yelled hey get of the family car



  198. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so strong when she whoop you she put you back in your fathers house at africa



  199. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she steped on the scale and it said 90210



  200. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat she sat on walmart and lowered all the prices.



  201. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    pressured depressing unreachable?collie clinked buggies skimmed



  202. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sat on the rainbow she made skittles



  203. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma do poor when she walked through the front door she walked out the back door!



  204. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she makes the world spin



  205. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought a quater back was a tax refund



  206. idk's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she thought a quater back was a tax refund



  207. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is black



  208. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly her hole generation left her



  209. Daryl's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly her hole genaration left her



  210. Daryl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black wen she went to buy a chock board the companie said flying chock board on the loose



  211. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    sneeze scorcher taxing veritable,clamored considerably odder!beguiled,



  212. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so white,she causes Blindness!



  213. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    good moma jokes!



  214. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is my momma, the whore



  215. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama jokes



  216. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yomama” so fat shes on both sides of the family



  217. thebeast's Momma Joke:

    yomama’s house is so small u have to go out side to think



  218. thebeast's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid, she seen a signe and it said disneyland left so she went home



  219. Dominick's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so stupid, she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out



  220. Dominick's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a pool table I give her a couple of bucks and she racks my balls



  221. Dominick's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so Old she had jesus in her year book



  222. Dominick's Momma Joke:

    yo Momma is so old she was a waitress at the last supper



  223. bobilus's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so dumb that when she was walking down the street she stoped at every stop sign



  224. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    my name is div 1 and medusa cause i’m so ugly



  225. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black, at nite all u can c r her eyes



  226. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    cj



  227. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama nose so big everybody thouhgt she was pinnochio



  228. 00000000 1's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old that sachuia is your ant



  229. 00000000 1's Momma Joke:

    yo mamam is so ugly that dig foot said dam help a sascach



  230. 00000000 1's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so studied that she looket at you and she said hyo mamsaaw



  231. sexyvirgin(seriously,im single!)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw!!! hahah but seriuosly. do me.



  232. Kristian's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor when some guy was selling plasma screen TV’s she asked him “how much”,he said “they’re free”,and she said”TOO MUCH MONEY!”



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