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Yo momma is so fat, she can occupy wall street all by herself.
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yo mama so thin when she walks on the roads of china they mistook her legs for chopsticks
Tweetyo mama is so old that she was in the grade 3 grade with Moses
Tweetyo momma so big she was swimming whidd dhe whales and dey was singin “WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR BIGGER THAN ME”
Tweetyo moma is like a vacume she sucks she blow she gets put in closet for later
Tweetyou mama is so old like a harsimar pamar of 9c
TweetYo mama is so dumb that she put 2 quarkers in her ears and said I’m listening to 50 cent
TweetTo momma is so old, she carts dust.
Tweetyor mums fat
Tweetyor mums fat
Tweetyor mums fat
Tweetyor mums fat
Tweetyo moma is so ugly she gives fready kuger nightmares
Tweetyo moma is so ugly she gives fready kuger nightmares
Tweetyo moma is so ugly she gives fready kuger nightmares
Tweetyo moma is so ugly she gives fready kuger nightmares
TweetYo mama so fat she cuts her nails with a grinders
TweetYo momma is so stupid she put lipstick on her forhead
TweetTo makeup her mind,yo mommas so stupid she sold her car forfo gas money
your mamas so fat she walked on the beach and the tide came in
Tweetyour mamas so fat she walked on the beach and the tide came in
Tweetyour mama so fat when mike tyson punched her she bounced back and knocked him out
Tweetthe only thing that can stop chuck norrises roundhouse kick is yo mommas bulletproof fat rolls
Tweetyour mommas such a whore when she buys a dildo she gets the variaty pack
Tweetyour momma so fat her tanning bed is mexico!!
Tweetyour momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money!!
Tweetyour momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard!!
Tweetyour momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard!!
Tweetyour momma so ugly your father takes her to work so he dosent have to kiss her good bye!
Tweetyour momma so fat when her beeper goes off people think she backing up
TweetYo momma so stupid she studied for her drug test.
TweetYo momma so stupid she studied for her drug test.
TweetYo momma so stupid she studied for her drug test.
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO FAT PEOPLE THOUGHT SHE WAS A BUILDING
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WAS GONNA PRACTICE FOR THE DRIVINTEST ALL SHE HAD TO DO WAS WALKˆ
Tweetyo momma is so ugly everytime she saw herself in the mirror she monster
Tweetyor moma
TweetYall sooo stupid yall think this is funny.
Tweetyour mama is so stupid she seats on the t.v and watch da couch
TweetYo mamma so fat
TweetYou mom so stpid she said that stoid mean you are cute
TweetYo mamma so fat she couldn’t fit into the door of her house
TweetYo mamma so fat when she was sitting on the sand at the beach every body said a whale had washed up
TweetSokelly kelly
TweetSokelly kelly
TweetYour moma so stupid she crawls on the floor in walmart to look for lower prices
Tweetyo momma is so fat she went sky diving and got stuck
TweetYo mama is so fat when she trunaround it wus her bre
TweetOur first Grandbaby is such a delightful mitrxue’ of all in the family! His Bop (Grandfather Maynard) and I are in awe of this sweet miracle! We cannot wait to share Coleman with each of our loved ones!Welcome to our wonderful world, Coleman Baker Bear!
TweetA sipmle and intelligent point, well made. Thanks!
TweetThe Texas Instruments TI-99/4A was an early home computer, resealed in June 1981, originally at a price of USD $525. It was an enhanced version of the less-successful—and quite rare—TI-99/4 model, which was resealed in late 1979 at a price of $1,150. TI quickly found itself engaged in a price war, particularly with Commodore International, and was forced to lower the computer’s price in order to compete. By August 1982, the computer was still losing shelf space. TI offered a $100 rebate, which caused spokesman Bill Cosby to quip about how easy it was to sell a computer if you paid people $100 to buy one.In February 1983, TI lowered the price to $150 and was selling the computers at a loss. And in June 1983, TI resealed a redesigned beige cost-reduced version that it sold, also at a loss, for $99. TI lost $100 million in the second quarter of 1983 and $330 million in the third quarter. In October 1983, TI announced it was exiting the home computer business. The 99/4A became the first in a series of home computers to be orphaned’ by their manufacturer over the next few years, along with the Coleco Adam, Mattel Aquarius, Timex Sinclair 1000 and IBM PCjr. – wikipediaI knew a girl who’s father, having worked in a lab with a TI minicomputer insisted on buying the 4a at full price, thinking it a bargin and then watched in horror as the price crashed and they ended up sold for $150 with a $100 rebate.The voice synth was very cool until SAM came out on the C64 but the 4a was always terribly slow and overpriced because TI took an expensive CPU based on a minicomputer and then crippled it with not enough RAM to keep prices down.
TweetI will have to share with our homeschool joneruy soon..but if you really like Rod and Staff I have a whole big bin full of curriculam you are welcome too. We do a little bit of workbooks, alot of lapbooks and unit stuides, many hands-on subjects, a huge amount of Delight-directed learning and love love love our workbox system. We also used How to teach your child to read in 100 easy lessons book. and are still using it. I am very much a unschooling mom. I am so excited to sit down and read your heart!
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