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950 Yo Momma Jokes in “Scary Momma Jokes For October 2007”



  1. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly, she made death kill himself
    yo mamma so ugly, she never had to get costumes for halloween
    joes momma so ugly, she has to sneek up on everything she sees
    yo mamma so fat, when she turns around 360 they give her a welcome back pawty
    oh ur moms sskinny? ok then
    yo momma so skinny when she turns left or right shes invisible
    yo mamma so sknny, they use her as a stripper pole.
    lol
    these r my yo mamma jokes of the day
    my aim screenam is :ihopboy177
    ill b up till 10
    ®©



  2. Emmanuel Trejo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is fat she makes whales look like gold fish



  3. Emmanuel Trejo's Momma Joke:

    im playing HALO 3



  4. ashlee's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and pissed her self



  5. Emmanuel Trejo's Momma Joke:

    VERY FUNNY LOL



  6. Emmanuel Trejo's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS STUPID SHE TRIED TO DROWN A FISH



  7. ashlee's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so black she is black she is not even black anymore she is burple



  8. ashlee's Momma Joke:

    thats old



  9. Emmanuel Trejo's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS TWICE THE MAN YOU ARE



  10. ashlee's Momma Joke:

    what ever



  11. ryan's Momma Joke:

    haahahah yyo maamamamam stupid dlkdkljdsfkfdskjsdakj



  12. ryan's Momma Joke:

    ryan likes danielle



  13. ryan's Momma Joke:

    hahah and that is not ryan mascorro or danielle lowry



  14. ryan's Momma Joke:

    yeah and they gonna get to gethher



  15. ryan's Momma Joke:

    and clint is gonna be ottta the pic ha ha ha



  16. ryan's Momma Joke:

    whatdafuxup



  17. ryan's Momma Joke:

    i like danielle



  18. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    wtf u sob’s lmfao lol jk yo jokes suck



  19. Carl's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is like a Christimas tree, all the guys wan to hang there balls on her



  20. Carl's Momma Joke:

    Yo maama is like a pile of bricks all the mexicans want to lay her down.



  21. mike's Momma Joke:

    yo maama so old her brain is older than her. :-) :-)



  22. louise's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she jumped into the swimming pool every1 flew out



  23. Emmanuel Trejo's Momma Joke:

    waz up



  24. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she is fat



  25. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so old it takes him three weeks to get a boner



  26. yo momma 2256's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb wen she went to the bank she asked for 50 cent (the rapper)

    you aint got nothin on me



  27. yo momma 2256's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her trick was the treat



  28. yo momma 2256's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly thats freddy crougars nightmare



  29. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ya moms so stuoid wen she got locked in tesco she starved to death



  30. Emmanuel Trejo's Momma Joke:

    waz up.



  31. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she pretty



  32. ddd's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she scared God



  33. wdhh's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she just wheres a paper bag around at all times of the day!!!



  34. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat instead of saying Ballin’ she says Bacon!!!!!!



  35. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor,her Polo shirts got the man chasing the horse.



  36. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma look like a rhino with botox injections when she smile.



  37. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma look like a mutant muppet baby



  38. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so old,he jack off,and a sand box shoot out.



  39. NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME's Momma Joke:

    Yo el propheta, u no where H. Jordon fan is???

    Ps. luckily that king dude is gone.

    Pss. I changes my name to sumfin new. New name is VAMIPRE LUVR, ‘k?



  40. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    Yo, is I. NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME, and boy george luvr w/ new name. Names get borin quick, so i changes dem.

    I read LOTS o’ vampire books. i don wanna be one but, dey r COOL

    Yo mama so scary, when she walk in a haunt house, peoples thought she wuz a prop!!!!



  41. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    HALLLOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!???!!?!?!?!?!?



  42. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so greasy she sweats chicken fat



  43. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat that when she walks outside in the rain wearing a yellow rain coat that everyone yells taxi at her



  44. who knew this's Momma Joke:

    haha the guy that makes party pills is dead im nolonger happy



  45. Emmanuel Trejo's Momma Joke:

    HI



  46. Emmanuel Trejo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is soOoO dang ugly she make the exercist a rated G movie



  47. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    El propheta? H Jorden fan? HELLO???



  48. thekiller00's Momma Joke:

    u all suck at yo momma jokes but heres 1
    yo momma is so fat when she jumped i tried not to laugh but the flore was cracking up



  49. your father's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black she gets tatoos in chalk so you could see them



  50. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    those jokes SUCK @$$!! Jezz!



  51. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    They’ve all been posted before!! sorry, but buh-bye



  52. bob the builder's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old when i sucked her nipple powder came out



  53. bob the builder's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she wudnt hAVEsex with herself



  54. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is ugly
    ha
    ha
    ha



  55. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    Wow, Some good jokes had better come soon, or i’ll leave!!! JK

    the killer’s mama so fat, ugly, and stupid she had him!!!!

    The killers mama so fat, ugly, and stupid, she had him through sperm donations!!!!!



  56. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she went to KFC and ordered the bucket on top



  57. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s like a big mac big, juciy and lives in a box



  58. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she went hanggliding it was night for 2 days



  59. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    Good one Anonymous, or should I say POMMY. yes it is I boy george luvr and NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME, and i hate u!!!!! JK where u been? All of the other good yo mama joke people have left (besides me) So ur second to what this site NEEDS!!!



  60. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    these are freakin stupid!!!



  61. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    What are?? MY JOKES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1?!?!?!?!?!??!?! cuz if that’s what u think, I’ll burn u so bad with help from H Jordan Fan and el propheta!!!!!!! Jeez! ur as rude as ever!!



  62. Smurf's Momma Joke:

    Did you get these jokes from yo momma??



  63. james's Momma Joke:

    yo momma iz like a shot gun two kocks and shes loaded



  64. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    James’ mama so nasty, she strips where eva she want and her undies look like a brownie holder!!!!!! DIS!!



  65. F U's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMA IS SUCKING MY DICK RIGHT NOW



  66. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    Good fo u. Yo mama is a lesbo!!!!!!



  67. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    HELLO?!?!?!?



  68. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat she jumped in the ocean and the next day they found water on mars



  69. johnny peters's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she jumped in the ocean they found water on mars



  70. johnny's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat she jumped in the ocean and the next day they found water on mars



  71. CURSED's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly people sneak into your house to close the curtains!



  72. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    Wow. These jokes SUCK!!!!!!

    Yo mama so fat, when she walks, her steps are measured on the rictor scale! Her lowest was a 7.1!!



  73. Guppy Girl =P's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”



  74. AmitteDib's Momma Joke:

    Excellent!



  75. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy



  76. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!



  77. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call “Taxi!”



  78. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized



  79. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway



  80. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller



  81. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”



  82. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”



  83. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!



  84. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!



  85. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!



  86. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she backs up she beeps.



  87. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.



  88. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through



  89. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.



  90. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.



  91. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”



  92. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so poor that she ran after the garbage truck with her shopping list.



  93. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that when she walks into McDonald’s they ask her,” What don’t you want?”



  94. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    Vampire Heart. first, DON”T STEAL ANY PART OF MY NAME!!!! second, Those jokes have ALL been posted before. get w/ the times and get some new ones.

    Guppy girl. AHHHHHHHHH!!! Ur jokes suck so much that I want to shoot myself!!!!

    I will now change my name to I OWN UR MOM! SHE IN MY CIRCUS!!! So i don’t have to share a name with a person who has no yo mama skillz!



  95. I OWN UR MOM! SHE IN MY CIRCUS!!!'s Momma Joke:

    I*t is I, VAMPIRE LUVR, NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME, and boy george luvr as this new cooler name!!

    Yo mama so retarded, her name is the definition of it da dictionary!!!



  96. webster davis's Momma Joke:

    what does your mama on a diet and a bike with a flat tire have in common they dont have the will power to go on



  97. webster davis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny when she put on a yellow suit and a pink hat she looks like a number two pencil



  98. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey guys I’m back from vacation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  99. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Whats up El Propheta Del Aztec Empire. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! post back to me man



  100. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    hello VAMPIRE LUVR I’m back and ready to post



  101. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that calling her fat would be an insult to all the sumo wrestlers



  102. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma won the scariest halloween costume contest - she just rocked up with no clothes on



  103. I OWN UR MOM! SHE IN MY CIRCUS!!!'s Momma Joke:

    This is my new name. But it is i VAMPIRE LUVR!!!!

    We need ur jokes!!



  104. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch



  105. gabby's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started to sing “we are family even though ur biger than me”



  106. chris's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat wen she walked outside with a red shirt on the kids started to say “kool aid!!!!!!!, kool aid!!!!!”



  107. gabby's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she has jesusis phone number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  108. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    ok vampire llover
    first of all do you want to be a vmpire in real life???
    no?i didnt think so
    well i do
    and second
    vampire heart is my favorite song and i have the heart of a vampire
    so deal with it



  109. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat that when she fell out of bed, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up



  110. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat that every year, when she finally turns all the way around, she has her own welcome back party



  111. VAMPIRE LUVR!!'s Momma Joke:

    I want to be a vampire! That would be awesome!!!!

    I OWN UR MOM! SHE IN MY CIRCUS!!! Isn’t me.



  112. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black and her teeth is so yellow, when she smiles her head looks like a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet !!!!!!!!!!! ur mom



  113. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    Jeez. People who pretend to be people! Whoever was tryig to be me spelled my name wrong!!!!!! I have no exclamation marks at the end.

    By the way, Vampire Heart, so sorry bout that comment. My brother went on my computer when I wasn’t home. I LUV ur name, and i wish I’d come up with it. I’d I also LUV to be a vampire. What city do u live in? We may be able to meet somewhere.



  114. jasmine's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she yells like a whale



  115. jasmine's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she yells like a whale



  116. jasmine's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she yells like a whale



  117. jasmine's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that she yells like a whale and she likes dog shit bitch



  118. Emmanuel Trejo's Momma Joke:

    ha ha



  119. Emmanuel Trejo's Momma Joke:

    waz up jaz



  120. Philip's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old her social security number is 1 !! xD



  121. Philip's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got baptist in seaworld



  122. Philip's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soooooo old her birth certificate is in roman numeral



  123. Philip's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short she holds a sign tht says dont spit i cant swim!



  124. Philip's Momma Joke:

    yo mom like spoiled milk fat and chunky!



  125. Philip's Momma Joke:

    yo mom like a hockey team changes her pad every three period!!!!!!!!!!!!



  126. Philip's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old i told her to act her own age and she dies!!!! SUKA!!



  127. Philip's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat when i talked about the last supper she started to panic

    yo any of u guys want a joke come to me



  128. Philip's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat she iron her clothes on the road



  129. Philip's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat the school had to make a fundraiser program for ur mom food

    ahahaha



  130. Philip's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fashe gives direction when having sex !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHAHAHAHAHA



  131. Philip's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so ugly tht when she was looking out the window she got caught for mooning



  132. Philip's Momma Joke:

    YO MOM SO FAT SHE WENT BUNGEE JUMPNIG AND WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL!



  133. Philip's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat she went bunggee jumping and went stright to hell



  134. Philip's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat she made the flinestone bedrock!



  135. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    no offense to anyone,but so far,all the jokes this month are played out,and lame.C’mon people,come up with some original stuff,and not all these internet rip-off jokes.



  136. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    Tickle-Me-Elmo would rather sleep with michael Jackson than yo momma



  137. Sa's Momma Joke:

    all your moms are bi$&@ that suck dicks



  138. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    hey it I. The awesome, the wonderful, the great and the powerful VAMPIRE LUVR!!!!!! (trumpets blow, cheers everywhere)

    El propheta is right.

    Guess what everyone. Im pregnant!!! JK. JK. XD No no. the real news is I typed all my poems. Let me know if you want to see one!!!!!!!

    (Respond quick or I shoot you all)



  139. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    Hey! Since NO ONE responded I am gonna put one up any way. Rate it from 1-10.

    Alright this is a poem about my ex-boyfriend. He broke my heart. Here it is.

    HIM

    His face inspires memories.
    His body brings pain
    When i am with him
    There is no gain

    He is my angel
    With adevil heart
    When we’re together
    iIt tears me apart

    I luv u Vincent
    You’re my guy
    With out you
    I would die

    With you it is the
    Same sad fate
    Why can’t it be you
    That i hate

    What do you think? BE HONEST!!!!!1

    Ps.Yo mama so stupid, she thought this sucked!



  140. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey everybody and El Propheta Del Aztec Empire



  141. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so scary that she sneezed out the boogey man



  142. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey VAMPIRE LUVR I thought youre poem was 9/10



  143. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Now i know this joke is one that I’ve posted before but I thinks its good enough to go up again.

    Yo momma’s so scary that people dress up as her for halloween

    Making jokes up about yo momma being scary is really hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  144. idk's Momma Joke:

    hi people



  145. idk's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is my ho



  146. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    Thx, H Jordan fan. Good to see ya back!!!! But why not 10/10?



  147. idk's Momma Joke:

    anybody out there



  148. idk's Momma Joke:

    vampire luvr,what kind of name is that?



  149. idk's Momma Joke:

    did yo mama give u that name?



  150. idk's Momma Joke:

    I thought ur poem waz a 10/10 vampire luvr



  151. idk's Momma Joke:

    yo vampire luvr u still there



  152. idk's Momma Joke:

    please talk to me



  153. vampire luvr's Momma Joke:

    i am gay and i do my mama



  154. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    THAT WASNT mE u stupid lesbo



  155. kruszew's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a racecar, she burns four rubbers a day



  156. kruszew's Momma Joke:

    yo omma is so ugly she has to wear a wig with a chin strap



  157. other smurf's Momma Joke:

    these jokes are so crap i bet yo momma came up with them.



  158. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    It is my name cuz I LUUUUUUV Vampires!!!!!

    Ps. Thx. that poem is one of my best!!!



  159. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    CRAP!!! Got to that website by looking it up in a search engine like google, ask.com or YAHOO!



  160. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE FELL DOWN, BROKE A LEG, AND GRAVY POURED OUT!!!!!



  161. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    ANONYMOUS, READ MY POEM!!!!



  162. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    HELLO!?!?!?!?!?!?!



  163. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    The reason I didnt give you 10/10 is because if I did then you would have no where to go but down. But still great poem



  164. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    Thank you, I guess?

    Wuteva. One day ur gonna see that poem published. Buh-bye!



  165. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning



  166. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    DUDE! THAT WUZ RETARDED! UR JOKES SUCK SO MUCH I JUST BECAME EMO!! I HAVE TO RIGHT A GOOD JOKE BEFORE I DIE!!

    Yo mama so stupid, she liked ur joke!

    Yo mama so stupid, she dised u w/ a yo mama joke!

    Yo mama so fat, her blood type is L! For LARD!!!!!



  167. connor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she carry her house in a ziplock bag



  168. connor's Momma Joke:

    This dude guy sucks man he probably look like a retarded boxer



  169. connor's Momma Joke:

    dudes momma filled with mayo when i stuck my dick in her she sucked to get the mayo off



  170. connor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma look like birdman



  171. connor's Momma Joke:

    and young jeezy



  172. connor's Momma Joke:

    yo who am i even blazing



  173. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey El Propheta Del Aztec Empire and VAMPIRE LUVR, please post back to me.

    And now for a joke

    Yo momma has more crabs then a seafood buffet



  174. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Whats the difference between yo momma and a hammer ?

    Nothing. There both tools



  175. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    I’m sorry but its abit hard too think up jokes on scary, I’ll keep trying though.
    But for now:

    Yo momma’s so fat her wedding ring’s a donut



  176. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    If obeasity was a goat then your mum would have her own petting zoo



  177. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s like a bargain bin, 2 screws for the price of one



  178. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    hey vampire luvr apology accepted
    im a 13 yr old girl
    in cleveland
    ok?!!!
    lol
    well im glad tht you didnt post that comment
    it got me mad
    lol
    its ok now though



  179. Ih8 vampier luvr's Momma Joke:

    u cum up with the most gayest jokes



  180. i luv ma self's Momma Joke:

    vampire luvr ur a sad bitch



  181. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she looks lyk da vampier luvr ha ha



  182. i luv ma self's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly she looks like da bk of a sheeps ass



  183. i luv ma self's Momma Joke:

    I love clinton mcdonagh n chelsea lyks croghen



  184. i luv ma self's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so gay ma x had him last nit



  185. i luv ma self's Momma Joke:

    hi ya hurri up



  186. i luv ma self's Momma Joke:

    ha ani 1 on we wer jokin bout da vampire luva we luva reali



  187. Englishe rule welsh r sheep shaggers's Momma Joke:

    Only if ur nt welsh x x



  188. Iluv myself's Momma Joke:

    Cum on penny



  189. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    U know what. I HATE YOU TOO. No prob, Vampire Heart. Ps u remind me of a friend of mine. I wuz wunderin if u were her.



  190. cloey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and walked out with an appliciation



  191. cloey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty i went to her house and went to take a booger off the wall and she said dont touch the family portiat



  192. cloey's Momma Joke:

    this aint a yo momma joke but its funny its called wat moms talk about 3 moms a bruennette red head and a blonde where all talking about their daughters and the bruennette said i was cleaning my daughters room and found a pack of ciggerets i cant believe my daughter smokes the red head said i was going through my daughters draws and found a bottle of beer i cant brlieve my daughter drinks the blonde said i was meking my daughters bed and found a condom i cant believe my daughter has a penius



  193. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    ya’ll i ave to admitt to sumethin im gay and i have a crush on michael jackson, he’s my idol say what u please but i will always defind michael he’s realli realli hot and if u’ve ever realli seen him u’d agree



  194. connor's Momma Joke:

    dude i totally agree bout michael he’s fine :P



  195. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    Hello!?!?!?!?!/



  196. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your Mommas So Fat
    when she weighed herself
    it came up with her mobile number



  197. Iluv myself's Momma Joke:

    Vampier luvr did u belive me we dnt h8 ya



  198. I luv myself's Momma Joke:

    Q:y cnt a blonde gt a drivers license
    A:cos every time the instructor says lets park she jumps in da back seat x x x



  199. I luv myself's Momma Joke:

    Q:how do blonde brsin die
    A:alone
    gay joke x x x



  200. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma should be a door opener, because she likes twisting nobs



  201. Naughty Noni's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so so scary they put her on the door to scare the thieves and guess what it work

    Yo mama is so short she calls you a giant

    I’m back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  202. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    Hello! how r u Noni?



  203. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    hay vampire luvr y do ya think evry1 luvs ya u sad bitch



  204. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    com on den lets here your jokes u al luv me dont u i no u do



  205. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    come on peeps txt bk lv u all babiis



  206. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    y aint u txtin bk all inbed like lil babiis suckaas



  207. jisminder's Momma Joke:

    wots crakin



  208. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    hhi ya whoever u r



  209. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    my name i jiminder i am from japan but now melive in liverpool



  210. jisminder's Momma Joke:

    i an sorri



  211. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    u betab wot u up 2



  212. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    hello



  213. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    hdhdjohvjovhjobjvo;bgj can u c im brd



  214. sophie's Momma Joke:

    your mamas dumb that she locked her self in morrissons and starved too deathh hahahahahahaha….x



  215. sophie's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat that when she got on the weighing scales it came up with sorry but we dont weigh elephants…..HaHa



  216. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Is there eny 1 on then



  217. jammarlibre's Momma Joke:

    Good night
    Thanks for your site.



  218. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    So is every 1 in bed then x



  219. ....'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so white, she makes michael jackson look black.



  220. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    Hi dudes! And dudettes Tis I the awesome Vampire Luvr!!! Yey! (Trumpets blare)



  221. cloey's Momma Joke:

    hey any1 on?



  222. cloey's Momma Joke:

    any-1?



  223. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    hey cloey wats up?



  224. cloey's Momma Joke:

    nuthin’ u?



  225. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    omg my butt looks fat in these jeans!!! :’(



  226. cloey's Momma Joke:

    is this the real VAMPIRE LUVR? or the 1 thats i guess mad at him caus that was mean to post that bout him he said its not true



  227. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    it the real 1



  228. cloey's Momma Joke:

    yea sure watever i dont believe u im not talkin to u and im gettin off this website by fonie



  229. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    Vampire LUVR whats the name of the person i remind you of? i could be her
    idk though
    jw?



  230. Black comet's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat when she got lost they coulden’t put her face on a milk carton they had to put it on a milk truck!

    yo mama’s so white i came up to her and said “whats in the oven tonight hm hm!”



  231. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    ani1 on x x x x x x x



  232. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny they used her a fishing rod
    rate dat otta 10 id give a 7



  233. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    hay vamppire luvr u on



  234. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.



  235. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid, she used a vibrator for an egg beater.



  236. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out. vampire luvr how dis



  237. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.

    Yo momma’s so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince



  238. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so hairy, she shaved her ass and she disappeared.



  239. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    So wat u al up 2 then eny 1 on x



  240. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Eny 1 on then x



  241. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Cum on evry1 hus on 2day then
    English rule 4lyf x



  242. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    ani 1 actualy go on dis



  243. sa's Momma Joke:

    all yo moms are hos there like candy want differnt ones all the time



  244. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    hello peeps u no the one dat says english rule welsh r sheep shagers shes gay even no dats true lolx



  245. Terminator's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat she fell in love and broke it



  246. cloey's Momma Joke:

    hey any-1 here?



  247. cloey's Momma Joke:

    terminator u on?



  248. Terminator's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so stupid she bought a jigsaw puzzle and thought it was broken



  249. Terminator's Momma Joke:

    yes



  250. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    I Heard Yo Momma Got Fired From Her Job At The Sperm Bank, The Boss Caught Her Drinking.



  251. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey everybody I’m still on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  252. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s like a vaccumn cleaner, first you have to turn her on then she will suck and blow anything



  253. cloey's Momma Joke:

    ello?



  254. cloey's Momma Joke:

    wny-1 on?



  255. cloey's Momma Joke:

    i mean any srry



  256. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yeah I’m on



  257. Terminator's Momma Joke:

    anyone here



  258. Terminator's Momma Joke:

    anyone on



  259. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Uryt eny 1 on then x



  260. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Wat times do u lot go on ere then wen wl eny 1 b on x



  261. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Hy hus on then cum on ppl x



  262. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Cum on ppl hus on then x



  263. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    ani 1 on



  264. I luv myself's Momma Joke:

    Wl wats da crac then eny 1 on x x x



  265. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Eny 1 actually on 2day x



  266. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    So is eny 1 on now then or r u all in bed 4 school 2 morra x x



  267. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Cum on ppl is eny 1 on x



  268. I luv myself's Momma Joke:

    Cum on ppl is eny 1 on



  269. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    So is eny 1 on except i luv myself she is so gay x



  270. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    So is eny 1 on if not im gonna go x x



  271. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Uryt then evry 1 bye (no 1 is on then) x



  272. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Uryt then bye evry 1 im movin 2 spain on tuesday x



  273. Terminator's Momma Joke:

    is anyone on



  274. lil cripstar's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb wen she looked her self in a food market she starved to death



  275. lil cripstar's Momma Joke:

    do u no this boy cold thomas habib that boy could stick a elaphents poo in his her and still smell the same



  276. lil cripstar's Momma Joke:

    free camala kefe



  277. tylah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama sssssssssooooooooooo black day said keidin its not time night time yet



  278. lil cripstar's Momma Joke:

    ggggggggggg



  279. lil cripstar's Momma Joke:

    thomas is so ugly he makes gundies look preety



  280. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    So is eny 1 on then or r u all at skol x



  281. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Eny 1 on yet then x



  282. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey peeps!!!!!!!!!!!



  283. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    English rule welsh r sheep shagers you have the worst jokes get off this site you gay F***



  284. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Time to think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  285. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    “English rule welsh r sheep shagers “ mum’s nose is so big she has to blow her nose with a blanket



  286. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Cum on ppl eny 1 on x



  287. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    HA ha i dnt ave eny yo mammos jokes il wl try n gt sum on da inter net x



  288. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    U aint welsh r ya



  289. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she gets on da weighin scales n it ses 1 at a time please x



  290. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    “H.jordan fan” yo mommas so tall she did a back flip n she hit jesus in the mouth

    Yo mommas glasses are so thick that wen she looks on the map she can see ppl waving

    Yomommas head is so small she uses a tea bag as a pillow

    Yo mommas so poor she was kickin a box down da street n i asked hur wats she was doin n she sed im movin



  291. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas lyk a toilet she is full of shit x
    r u slt on H.jordan fan x



  292. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas lyk a squerril she always has nuts in hur mouth x



  293. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    So isnt eny 1 on then x gb



  294. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas theet are so yellow wen she goes out atnie every 1 turns there haed lyts off x



  295. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Uryt then im gonna go no 1 is on bye x x sharmelle



  296. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Bye every 1 c u l8a wen do u all cum on then x



  297. I luv myself's Momma Joke:

    So is eny 1 on then or not x x x cherise



  298. I luv my self's Momma Joke:

    Bye bye bye every 1 u best b on l8a about 4 or 5 oclock u lot x x x x



  299. (unknown)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she put the boogeyman out of buisness

    yo momma so ugly she went into the haunted house and came out with a job application.



  300. (unknown)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she attended a breaststroke swimming competition, she complained saying: “Hey they used their hands!”



  301. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    So is eny 1 on then x



  302. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Hay does eny 1 go on this fing no 1 is eva on x



  303. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Wen r u u lot eva on this fing then x



  304. I luv myself's Momma Joke:

    eny 1 on then x



  305. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Uryt bye every 1 x



  306. Tried of yall's Momma Joke:

    yall al need lives go get an education



  307. Bow down 2 me's Momma Joke:

    I changed mi name. get ova it.



  308. Bow down 2 me's Momma Joke:

    is any1 on??



  309. Bow down 2 me's Momma Joke:

    :’(



  310. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Hus on then x



  311. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Wen eva sum 1 is on no 1 else is y wat times do u cum on then x



  312. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Uryt then no 1 is on bye every 1 x



  313. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    So is eny 1 on knw then or not x



  314. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Eny 1 on yet



  315. rinik's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so ugly she look in the mirrio and her own reflection ran away



  316. rinik's Momma Joke:

    daylei’s so smelly he makes ema smell nice



  317. rinik's Momma Joke:

    daylei so ugly dat he is



  318. trank2's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so scary she scared da boogyman under da bed



  319. trank2's Momma Joke:

    my name is thomas im gay



  320. clown boy's Momma Joke:

    yol mama so dumbn she triped on the cordless fone



  321. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    I see that at some point,there were actually good jokes this month.but for the most part, people have been posting the same stuff again.Originality…that’s the key to this whole thing…just be original and mix up stupid with funny…and you’ll have something going



  322. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    I’ve been gone just way too long,it seems….



  323. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    Hey i’m back. Jeez, i havn’t been here for like three days. i saw smeone posed as me. The bitch. Anyhoo, I got a joke. Yo mama nose so big dat takin’ her to a glass dish wear store, means broken glasses EVERYWHERE!

    Yo mama nose so big dat when she walk n duh sidewalk, going forwards an’ she turns, she knock people ova on duh other side o’ duh street!

    Plus, jus’ to let yal know. I”M A GIRL. I HAVE AWESOME TITS AND A REAL NICE ASS. GUYS WANNA F*** ME. SO STOP CALLING ME A BOY!!!!!



  324. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Sois eny 1 on 2 nite then x



  325. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she had 2 trick-or-treat by phone
    Yo momma is so ugly she mad a blind kid dry
    Yo momma so ugly wen she was born her mum sed,”wat a treasure,”and hur daddy sed, “yeh lets bury hur”
    Yo momma is so ugly, that wen i tok hur 2 da zoo,the man atthe frount door sed,
    “thanks 4 brining hur back”



  326. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    Hey English rule welsh r sheep shagers, guess wut? I”M ENGLISH AND WELSH>> AND….AND… ETC. GOD YOU JUST INSULTED AND PRAISED ME. I shouls send all the boys a pic of my tits and a pic f my ass. Then they’ll all like me betta. JK! (not really :P)



  327. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she has 2 sneaj up on a glas of water 2 gt a drink.
    Yo momma is so ugly she ,walked ot of a pet store n the alarm went of.
    Yo momma is so ugly the only fing she turned on is the telly.

    Yo momma is so old hur dreams r in black n white.



  328. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    Respond to what i said!!!!!1



  329. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Uryt then bye every 1 guess ur all in bed 4 skol then bye x



  330. kman's Momma Joke:

    ur moma is so fat her shirt was porno



  331. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Wat did u say then



  332. kman's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat the bitch is just fat



  333. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Uryt sorry i didnt mean 2 insult u sorry



  334. kman's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so stupid she watched the three stuges and took notes



  335. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    R u stl on vampire luvr



  336. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Kman r u boy or gurl



  337. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    So hus stl on then do u lt go 2 skol then



  338. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Vampire luvr r u really English n Welsh n r u stl on



  339. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    So ave u all gone now kman r u a boy or gurl (gb)



  340. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Uryt then if ur all gone then i will tlk 2 ya all 2mora ok gb



  341. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma has to creep up on the bath water.



  342. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so smelly she has 2 creep up on the bath water
    i gt it wrong last time so r u all gone then x gb x



  343. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.



  344. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupied it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.
    Yo momma is so stupied she invented a silent car alarm

    Yo momma is so stupied she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job
    Yo momma is so stupiedwhen I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she
    asked me…’Which colour?’

    Yo momma is so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…
    Yo momma is so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.



  345. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Uryt then bye bye every 1 tlk 2 u 2 mora then guess ur all gone then wen Kman u stl havent answered myquestion yet wat is da answer then.
    Bye bye Vampire luvr tlk 2 u wen eva

    Yo mommas teeth r so yellow thatwen she goes out at nyt every 1 turns there head lyts off!
    Yo Grandpa so fat that he’s half Scottish, half Irish and half American



  346. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Yo Sister so fat that even Richard Simmons can’t help laughing.



  347. English rule welsh r sheep shagers's Momma Joke:

    Uryt then vampier luvr nite tlk 2 u 2mora nt at skol 2 mora



  348. I luv s.f.g 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    Uryt every 1 i ave changed my name its not “English rule welsh r sheep shagers” its i luv s.f.g 4lyf x tlk 2 u all 2morra x



  349. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    No prob, dude. I forgive u.



  350. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    HELLO? HAROOH?



  351. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    OMG. is any buddah der? Hallooooo? is ah all alones? Peas ah don wanna bes alones!

    Traslation: OMG! Is any body there? Hello. Is I all alone? pleaxe I don’t want to be alone!



  352. SWIZZIE JR.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old, she cheated on moses with jesus.
    Yo momma is so fat, she got hit by a car inside her house.



  353. (unknown)'s Momma Joke:

    ” English rule welsh r sheep shagers’s mom is like chinese food, sweet, sour and cheap



  354. I luv s.f.g 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    So wat u all up 2 eny 1 on yet then x x



  355. I luv s.f.g 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    Txt u all l8a!
    Vampire luvr u seem so nice!
    tlk 2 u wen ur on!



  356. I luv s.f.g 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    So is eny 1 on then?
    yo momma is so blonde she cant gt a drivers lisience cos wen ever then driving instructor says lets park the car she jumps in the bake seat!



  357. I luv s.f.g 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    Bye every 1 tlk 2 u al wen eva ur on x



  358. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s like a mangrove wetland, big, smelly and has a lot of crabs



  359. I luv s.f.g 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    So hus on knw then eny 1



  360. I luv s.f.g 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    Eny 1 on so brd vampire luvr r u on



  361. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    So wat u all up 2 then!
    Yo mommas so fat she went 2 the movies n every 1 fort dat she was the chairs!

    Yo mommas so fat wen she has sex she has 2 give diretions!

    Yo mommas so fat she has 2 go 2 sea world 2 get baptized!

    Yo mommas so fat wen she stabds onthe scales it ses 2 b continued

    Yo momma so fat, whe she ran out of the road in front of me, I tried to swerve

    around but ran out of petrol.



  362. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Bye every 1 will u b on bout 4 5 or 6 oclock or b4 dat tlk u all l8 then or is eny 1 on gbx



  363. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Bye every 1 gt 2 go sum were bye x



  364. Brad Gun's Momma Joke:

    Good news guys
    I here I with you



  365. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    ani1 onx



  366. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    ani 1 actuallt go on dis after 3:30 i am only 14 i do go 2 school i luv s.v.g 4life actually is 17 and dats y shes on ere all dayxtbplz



  367. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    soz vampire luvr i luv ya really forgiv me plzx n i mean it x x x x x x x x xtb



  368. Bow down 2 me's Momma Joke:

    iz any1 on?



  369. Bow down 2 me's Momma Joke:

    i luv myself iz puttin ppl business on blast



  370. Bow down 2 me's Momma Joke:

    did english rule welsh r sheep shagers insult americans? he/she need 2 chill wit dat mess



  371. Bow down 2 me's Momma Joke:

    heres a letta i wrote 2 jenny craig. i luv myself momma is so fat she leans wen she walk wit it. watch her belt pop wit it



  372. Michael Jackson's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat i raped her!!



  373. Michael Jackson's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat i raped her and her children



  374. Michael Jackson's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty they had to call TERMINEX on her



  375. Michael Jackson's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so young i raped her



  376. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Hey bow down 2 me wat da heck u on bout insultin da americans n i av changed my name now eny way x



  377. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Is eny 1 on then x



  378. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Y is no 1 eva on this fing is da vampier luvr on yet x



  379. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Uryt then txt u all l8 then wen eva ur on x



  380. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    Hi, i am here. Where do ya’ll live. Ps. Did any1 read the thing when i said I AM SOOO HORNY. That was really me!



  381. Terminator's Momma Joke:

    iany one on right now



  382. Terminator's Momma Joke:

    is anyone on right now is what I meant to say



  383. Terminator's Momma Joke:

    is anyone on right now is what I meant to say



  384. yo momma joker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arested for mooning
    yo momma so fat you have to roll over 5 times to get of her
    yo momma so fat they have to hold a twinky out the door to fit her throw
    yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test
    yo momma so stupid so tried to put m & m’s in alphabetical order
    yo momma so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight

    oooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 peace people



  385. Crazy.Killer's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she jumped off the diving board everyone screamed GODZILLA!



  386. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    ‘ello? any one der? Wuteva. i leaves, Jk! but seriously, is any1 der?



  387. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.

    Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

    Yo mama so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!

    yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

    Yo mama so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!

    Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

    Yo mama so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth

    yo mama so fat that to her “light food” means under 4 Tons

    yo mama so fat the Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her

    Yo mama so fat she uses a freeway for a slip and slide.

    Yo mama so fat her belt size is equator.

    yo mama so fat they won’t allow her on most bridges.

    Yo mama so fat . . . she’s fat!

    Yo mama so fat God can’t lift her spirits!



  388. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that she got a peep hole in a glass door.

    Yo mama so stupid she went to the drug store and asked for marijuana

    yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read

    yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration was butt sweat.

    Yo mama so stupid that she sold potato chips on the corner and said free lays.

    Yo mama so stupid when she walked into Walgreens her dumb ass said, “These walls ain’t green!!”

    yo mama so stupidshe put a quarter in a parking meter and she yelled “were’s my gumball.”

    yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said stop copying me!

    Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the W’s.

    yo mama so stupid she waited four hours for a 24 hour store to open.

    yo mama so stupid she walked into an antique store and said what’s new!

    yo mama so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and peed her pants



  389. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    BAM! I am so good. I jus’ cranked out 26 awe some yo mama jokes. More tommorrow. Ya know ya luv me

    Kat



  390. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid she got sick and tried to eat a medicine ball



  391. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that her last fart was called cyclone tracy



  392. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    So is eny 1 on then



  393. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo momma so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″

    Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”

    Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

    Yo momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper

    Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said “Disneyworld Left” so she went home.



  394. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”



  395. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

    momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

    Yo momma so old she’s in Jesus’s year book!

    Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

    Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!



  396. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

    Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

    Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed.

    Yo momma so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!

    Yo momma so nasty that her shit is glad to escape.

    Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off

    Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

    Yo momma like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!



  397. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    So is eny 1 on yet then x gb



  398. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that I told her to pick on someone her own size so she harpooned a whale



  399. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so big, she rollerskates on busses.

    Yo momma so hairy she shaves with a weedwhacker.

    Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt!

    Yo momma so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times.

    Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!



  400. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey whats up!!!!!!!!!



  401. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    how come you use internet jokes ?



  402. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Nufin u



  403. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Cause im fik n i dnt watch yo momma so idnt knw wat 1s 2 do



  404. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    So wat u up 2 then dont u go 2 school then



  405. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    R u stl on then dat joke u ave on ere is quite good!



  406. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas middle name is rambo!



  407. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas got so many bugs in hur hair very 1 passes hur n ses she as good company!gb



  408. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    R u stl on ere if nt im goin n i el b bk l8a about 5,6 or 7 dnt knw gb



  409. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    No about 1 or 2 if nt then 5,6 or7



  410. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Your a gay loser!!!!!!!!!! Make jokes up by yourself



  411. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Hay anonymous was u ever on dat ofer 1 lyk this cos i fink dat it is shit knw 1 is ever on it x



  412. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid that she tried to drown a rock



  413. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    I’m still on are you



  414. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    there is nuthin



  415. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Fin then heres 1 i mad up then!
    your mommas so fik sh tryed drownin a fish!!!!!!



  416. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so blonde she went 2 da movies n it sed no under 17 so she went home n go 18 friends!!!!!!!
    there is another 1!!!!!!!!!……….



  417. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    So r u stl on then gb



  418. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Uryt the bye every 1 cu l8a then bye x



  419. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Has anyone seen El Propheta Del Aztec Empire. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire hurry up AND POST some jokes. Maybe your like me and are going through a dry patch



  420. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    I’m not! Hello? H Jordan fan?



  421. now wat bitches's Momma Joke:

    ive changed mi name. lik i said earlier if u dont lik it build a bridge and get over it.



  422. evil's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so old she knew Mr.clean when he had hair



  423. evil's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly she made madusa turn to stone
    yo mamas so fat when she went to the beach all the whales sang we are family even thow your fater then me
    yo mamas so fat she went swimming one day and floated away when a near by ship say her there went land ho
    yo mamas so fat she makes you loook skinny



  424. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    So is eny 1 on knw then?



  425. evil's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she fell down in the middle of the road and i tried to drive arownd her on a ful tank of gas i ran out of gas



  426. evil's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat the pirates use her as a ship
    yo mamas so ugly she scared the crap out of frankrnstin



  427. evil's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly she made michel jackson look atractive



  428. all hail me's Momma Joke:

    now wat bitches i love your name



  429. all hail me's Momma Joke:

    yah i changed my waz it 2 ya



  430. all hail me's Momma Joke:

    opps i changed my name iiit



  431. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Hu as change there name wat was it b4



  432. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Roses are red, Yo mom’s lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did ur dad up 2!



  433. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    “All hail me” waz ur name the vampire luvr or x



  434. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    No i ment now wat bitches sorry have u changed ur name n was it vampire luvr?



  435. I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X's Momma Joke:

    Bye every 1 u l8a sharmelle x x



  436. Golddigga is cool 4lyf x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    changed my name now cos my sister dnt lyk it x x sharmelle x x



  437. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    Yes,Lately i’ve been on a Writer’s block,and it affecting everything.i haven’t been able to come up with some newer stuff,but every now and then,I have something good.Don’t worry.I’m only gone until I have my stuff straight.



  438. Golddigga is cool 4lyf x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    So is eny 1 on then?



  439. Golddigga is cool 4lyf x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    Bye every 1 got 2 go out wid my m8s tlk 2 u all wen eva x sharmelle x



  440. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    Hey peoples! I is still here. But now I will change my name to Sex Kitten



  441. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    Yola tis I, VAMPIRE LUVR! Yo mama so stupid, SHE HAD YOU!!!



  442. Test's Momma Joke:

    Hi

    Bye



  443. Golddigga is cool 4lyf x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    Uryt is eny 1 on then?



  444. Golddigga is cool 4lyf x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    Bye then got 2 go out sum were c u l8a then x sharmelle x



  445. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    still thinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! writers block



  446. J-Kwon's Momma Joke:

    Vampire Luvr be givin his mama a blowjob.



  447. J-Kwon's Momma Joke:

    Golddigga so stupid he/she be digging gold in their mama’s ass.



  448. J-Kwon's Momma Joke:

    I LUV S.F.G 4LYF X X X X X X be changing his name coz he had enough of some Queenie crap



  449. now wat bitches's Momma Joke:

    thanx all hail me. i lik urs cause it says u r truly n charge. lik me ;-)



  450. now wat bitches's Momma Joke:

    no i was neva vampire luvr



  451. now wat bitches's Momma Joke:

    i was bow down 2 me



  452. now wat bitches's Momma Joke:

    ur momma house so nasty the roaches run around on Dune Buggies



  453. now wat bitches's Momma Joke:

    Yo Girlfriend so ugly they put her in the Chimp enclosure to stop the Chimpanzee’s from jerking off!



  454. now wat bitches's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she remembers when de Garden of Eden was a plant.



  455. now wat bitches's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old that she remembers when the Garden of Eden was a plant



  456. now wat bitches's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old when moses parted the red sea he found her fishingg on the other side.



  457. now wat bitches's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old de firefighters got 2 put out her birthday cake



  458. now wat bitches's Momma Joke:

    Yo daddy is so old that when i asked for ID he handed me a rock



  459. now wat bitches's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas lik de sun. if u stare at her 2 long u go blind



  460. now wat bitches's Momma Joke:

    yo momma iz lik a stamp. u lick her stick her, and send her away.



  461. now wat bitches's Momma Joke:

    dat all i got 4 now ill be bac later.



  462. Golddigga is cool 4lyf x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    Ya n wat u on bout j-kwon ur so sad



  463. matt's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas like an xbox anybody can turn her on
    Yo mommas like a tv three year olds turn her on
    Yo mommas so fat that when she walks past the tv u miss 3 commercials
    Yo mommas so old that she had a pic of moses in her yearbook



  464. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    RETERDS! I AM A GIRL!!!!!!!!! YOU AREMENTALLY RETARDED IF YOU HAVEN”T FIGURED THAT OUT!!! Plus, my name is Sex Kitten, It used to be VAMPIRE LUVR. I got some thing for ya’ll

    Anagrams
    When you rearrange the letters:

    Dormitory >>>>>> Dirty Room

    Evangelist >>>>>> Evil’s Agent

    Desperation >>>>>> A Rope Ends It

    The Morse Code >>>>>> Here Come Dots

    Slot Machines >>>>>> Cash Lost in ‘em

    Animosity >>>>>> Is No Amity

    Mother-in-law >>>>>> Woman Hitler

    Snooze Alarms >>>>>> Alas! No More Z’s

    Alec Guinness >>>>>>Genuine Class

    Semolina >>>>>> Is No Meal

    The Public Art Galleries >>>>>> Large Picture Halls, I Bet

    A Decimal Point >>>>>> I’m a Dot in Place

    The Earthquakes >>>>>> That Queer Shake

    Eleven plus two >>>>>> Twelve plus one

    ain’t that funny?



  465. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    HELLO?!?!?!?!?!?1



  466. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey sex kitten they’re great. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  467. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    J-Kwon’s momma’s so dyslexic and retarded that she dosent have
    down syndrome she has up syndrome



  468. J-Kwon's Momma Joke:

    H.Jordan fan’s momma so stupid she thought H.Jordan fan’s sick jokes are funny.



  469. J-Kwon's Momma Joke:

    H.Jordan’s daddy so gay, he makes a living humping Elton John’s ass.



  470. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Guys, I’m a li’l busy now giving my dad his daily fix of a blowjob.later.



  471. Marq's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama sooooo stupid she think u get hearing A.I.D.S. from phone sex!



  472. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Everybody I didn’t write that comment earlier. J-Kwon did. And he is a loser who stole my name



  473. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    are you on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  474. J-Kwon's Momma Joke:

    yes

    h. jordans fans mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  475. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Go home you loser, and by the way Sex Kittten is way cooler and has better jokes than you



  476. Golddigga is cool 4lyf x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    Eny 1 on then



  477. Golddigga is cool 4lyf x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    Hey h.jordan fan ur a bit of a mouthy shit



  478. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Holla at u Marq.How u livin’



  479. J-Kwon's Momma Joke:

    Who this chump that be stealing my name and posting tired jokes.Cut the crap.



  480. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Who the F*** keeps stealing my name



  481. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Golddigga’s momma’s so ugly and nasty that I got an eye infection just from looking at her



  482. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    I didnt write those comments earlier that Golddigga guy did



  483. Golddigga is cool 4lyf x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    so were r u from then cos u seem 2 be from a ruff background u stiggs wats ur problem.
    H.jordan
    K.won



  484. Aly n aj's Momma Joke:

    Hi every one aly here have u heard my new song potential break up song



  485. Aly n aj's Momma Joke:

    And we have a new song out my super sweet 16 it will be in cinima on the 27 in basingstoke town ok! wight back aly thanx



  486. Golddigga is cool 4lyf x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    ENGLISH RULE 4LYF n i HOPE u 2 aint English cos u will b letti. lettin every 1 down cos we dont lyk wankers n tramps lyk u.
    N u can slag me off as much as u wnt wen u come on okay.
    sharmell-kelly!
    ur a bunch of wankers!



  487. Gimpy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, you were born, ten years later u found ur way out of her rolls saying “i can see the light”



  488. aly n aj's Momma Joke:

    hi ya aj here like dis site du u llike my song potential breakup song lv u x x x x x



  489. aly n aj's Momma Joke:

    ani 1 on



  490. Terminator's Momma Joke:

    is anybody on



  491. Golddigga is cool 4lyf x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    Eny 1 on then sharmellex



  492. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    Thx, H. Jordan fan. But now that crancked out so many yo mama jokes, I’ve run out. I’m gonna post light bulb jokes, K? Okay here goes the first one.

    Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None, the bulb will change itself when it is ready.

    I Know it sucks, but hey, this is new to me. It’ll get better

    I hope.



  493. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    Here’s a good one!
    Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: We’ve formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.



  494. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    I’m on FIRE!

    Here is yet ANOTHER good one!

    Q: How many presidential campaign staff does it need to change a light bulb?
    A: 220! One to write a speech about how good it will be when the bulb is
    actually changed, one to write a speech about why the other candidates
    can’t even spell “lightbulb”, eighteen to find out what the other
    candidates did when the lightbulb failed, and another two hundred to find
    out what the other candidate’s families think about lightbulbs, bulbs,
    pear-shaped objects, light in general, any form of energy.



  495. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    Another!!!!!!1

    Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
    A#1: Two — One to promise he’ll do it better than anyone else and
    one to obscure the issues.
    A#2: None — He’ll only promise “change.”
    A#3: He doesn’t. He whines a while, says “I feel your pain”, and gets
    congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames
    republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free



  496. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    Okay that’s boring. Hmm. I be back soon. I need to think of something else.



  497. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    Alright i found this online. It’s kindof funny. Here ya go.

    The Top 10 Things NOT to say to a Police Officer

    1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.

    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.

    3. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?

    4. Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

    5. Are You Andy or Barney?

    6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

    7. You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?

    8. I pay your salary!

    9. Gee, Officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

    10. When the Officer says “Gee Son….Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” You probably shouldn’t respond with,”Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”



  498. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    well here’s something else. This one is funny too.

    The Top 10 Signs that You’re at a Bad Zoo

    10.When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys
    are giving you the finger.

    9.The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from
    the football team during training camp.

    8.The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat.

    7.The Zoo keeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk.

    6.The Lion in the lion cage closely resembles
    the one from The Lion King.

    5.The alligator in the Reptiles exhibit is nothing more
    than the University of Florida’s Mascot.

    4.If you deposit 50 cents, the giraffe will magically appear and talk to you.

    3.Ask the Tour Guide too many questions and you’re suddenly
    dipped in some sort of sauce and placed in the Tigers den.

    2.Not only does the Elephant appear to be two guys in a two
    part Elephant suit but its always groping the customers.

    1.Two words: Hippo Dogs!



  499. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    Something else, for fun.

    Top 10 Signs Your Company is Going Under

    1. They start paying everyone in sea shells.
    2. The Dairy Queen on the corner is threatening a hostile takeover.

    3. When you say, “See you tomorrow,” the watchman laughs uncontrollably.

    4. The chairman walks by your desk and says, “Hey, Hey! Easy on the staples!”

    5. The initials of your company are “G.M.”

    6. Conference room has been turned into chinchilla farm.

    7. Conversations at the water cooler are mainly with yourself.

    8. Your boss casually asks you if you know anything about starting fires.

    9. You get a lot of memos in Japanese.

    10. Your boss asks you not to cash your check until next week.



  500. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    Procrasitnators, UNITE!

    tommorrow



  501. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    !0 reasons why its good to procrastinate

    !)



  502. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    I am a procrastinator. I will tell you why, tommorow.



  503. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    HOLY CRAP!!! WE NEVER COULD HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT!!!

    oops, my caps lock was stuck. but seriously!



  504. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

    * None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant.
    * Three. They’d also like to remove the socket as you aren’t using it now.

    How many veterinarians does it take to change a light bulb?

    * Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!!

    How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb?

    None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.



  505. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    I AM HORNY!!!!!!!!!!



  506. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    Guys, i am gonna put in the Dar win awards of 2000. This is funny shit people!

    The 2000 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are given each year to bestow upon that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human gene pool.

    Ladies And Gentlemen… (drum roll… and envelope please)… We proudly present the 2000 “Natural Selection” awards:…

    5th runner-up: Goes to a San Anselmo, California man who died when he hit a lift tower at the Mammoth Mountain ski area while riding down the slope on a foam pad. 22-year old David Hubal was pronounced dead at Central Mammoth Hospital. The accident occurred about 3 a.m., the Mono County Sheriff’s Department said. Hubal and his friends apparently had hiked up a ski run called Stump Alley and undid some yellow foam protectors from lift towers, said Lt. Mike Donnelly of the Mammoth Lakes Police Department. The pads are used to protect skiers who might hit towers. The group apparently used the pads to slide down the ski slope and Hubal crashed into a tower. It has since been investigated and determined the tower he hit was the one with its pad removed.

    4th Runner-up: Goes to Robert Puelo, 32, was apparently being disorderly in a St.Louis market. When the clerk threatened to call the police, Puelo grabbed a hot dog, shoved it into his mouth and walked out without paying. Police found him unconscious in front of the store. Paramedics removed the six-inch wiener from his throat where it had choked him to death.

    3rd Runner-up: Goes to poacher Marino Malerba of Spain, who shot a stag standing above him on an overhanging rock and was killed instantly when it fell on him.

    2nd Runner-up: “Man loses face at party”. A man at a West Virginia party (probably related to the man in Arkansas who used the 22 bullet to replace the fuse in his pick-up truck) popped a blasting cap into his mouth and bit down, triggering an explosion that blew off his lips, teeth, and tongue. Jerry Stromyer, 24, of Kincaid, bit the blasting cap as a prank during the party late Tuesday night, said Cpl. M.D. Payne. “Another man had it in an aquarium hooked to a battery and was trying to explode it”, said Payne. “It wouldn’t go off and this guy said I’ll show you how to set it off.” “He put it into his mouth and bit down. It blew all his teeth out and his lips and tongue off”, Payne said. Stromyer was listed in guarded condition Wednesday with extensive facial injuries, according to a spokesperson at Charleston Area Medical Division. “I just can’t imagine anyone doing something like that” Payne said.

    1st Runner-up: Doctors at Portland University Hospital said an Oregon man shot through the skull by a hunting arrow is lucky to be alive and will be released soon from the hospital. Tony Roberts, 25, lost his right eye last weekend during an initiation into a men’s rafting club, Mountain Men Anonymous (probably known now as Stupid Mountain Men Anonymous) in Grant’s Pass, Oregon. A friend tried to shoot a beer can off his head, but the arrow entered Robert’s right eye. Doctors said that, had the arrow gone 1 millimeter to the left, a major blood vessel would have been cut and Roberts would have died instantly. Neurosurgeon Doctor Johnny Delashaw at the University Hospital in Portland said the arrow went through 8 to 10 inches of brain with the tip protruding at the rear of his skull, yet somehow managed to miss all major blood vessels. Delashaw also said that had Roberts tried to pull the arrow out on his own he surely would have killed himself. Roberts admitted afterwards he and his friends had been drinking that afternoon. Said Roberts, “I feel so dumb about this”. No charges have been filed, but the Josephine County district attorney’s office said the initiation stunt is under investigation.

    Now this year’s winners:
    John Pernicky and his friend, Sal Hawkins, of the great state of Washington, decided to attend a local Metallica concert at the George Washington amphitheater. Having no tickets (but having had 18 beers between them), they thought it would be easy to “hop” over the nine foot fence and sneak into the show. They pulled their pick-up truck over to the fence and the plan was for Mr. Pernicky, (who was 100-pounds heavier than Mr. Hawkins) to hop the fence and then assist his friend over. Unfortunately for Mr. Pernicky, there was a 30-foot drop on the other side of the fence. Having heaved himself over, he found himself crashing through a tree. His fall was abruptly halted (and broken, along with his arm) by a large branch that snagged him by his shorts.

    Dangling from the tree with a broken arm, he looked down and saw some bushes below him. (Possibly) figuring the bushes would break his fall, he removed his pocket knife and proceeded to cut away his shorts to free himself from the tree. Finally free, Mr. Pernicky crashed into Holly bushes. The sharp leaves scratched his ENTIRE body, and may have been the cause of a holly branch penetrating his rectum. To make matters worse (?!), on landing, his pocketknife penetrated his thigh 3 inches. Mr. Hawkins, on seeing his friend in considerable pain and agony, decided to throw him a rope and pull him to safety by tying the rope to the pick-up truck and slowly driving away. However, in his drunken haste/state, he put the truck into reverse and crashed through the fence landing on his friend and killing him. Police arrived to find the crashed pick-up with its driver thrown 100 feet from the truck and dead at the scene from massive internal injuries. Upon moving the truck, they found John under it, half-naked scratches on his body, a holly stick in his rectum, a knife in his thigh, and his shorts dangling from a tree branch 25-feet in the air.

    Congratulations gentlemen, you win… Lets hope none of them were able to reproduce before their tragic stupidents



  507. rena's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so hairy that you got rug burn when you were born



  508. rena's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so skinny she slips down the drain when she takes a shower.
    you are so poor you can’t even afford a free sample.



  509. aly n aj's Momma Joke:

    hi ya rena wat u bin up 2 or is ani 1 on



  510. aly n aj biggest fans's Momma Joke:

    i luv ur new song wwts ur movie called lv u x



  511. aly n aj's Momma Joke:

    oh its called my super sweet 16x least som,eones on not like the other losersxhaha



  512. aly n aj biggest fans's Momma Joke:

    we have to go footy training now byx



  513. aly n aj's Momma Joke:

    rite im goin now byex x x xx x x x x x x x x x x x x



  514. Aly n aj's Momma Joke:

    Hi every 1 theres no need 2 argue is there all b friends n get along so hu likes our song then luv aly n aj x x x



  515. Golddigga is cool 4lyf x x x's Momma Joke:

    Aly n aj y did u use my name sharmellex



  516. Aly n Aj's Momma Joke:

    Sorry got 2 go now bye x x x



  517. golddigga is cool 4lyf x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    Sorry i used ur name aly n aj



  518. I h8 H.jordan & Kwon's Momma Joke:

    Do u knw u lot aint worth a penny n wat am i worth everything and sex kitten n h.jordan r probely da same people cos u seem 2 be up each others asses wen 1 of u r on!!!!!!
    u ad ur dad last nite u gay couple u bk 2 ur dads hole!!!!!!!!!!!!
    u bunch of scabs!!!!!!!!
    i h8 u all ok!!!!!!!!!!
    x sharmellex



  519. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    Confucius Says:

    Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

    Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

    Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.

    Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

    A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.

    America good place to Put Chinese Restaurant.

    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

    Confucius say it take square ass to shit a brick.

    He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

    House without toilet is uncanny.

    Lady who live in glass house should dress in basement.

    To make egg roll, push it.

    To prevent hangover stay drunk!

    War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

    Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

    Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

    Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.

    Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

    Man who run behind car get exhausted.

    Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.

    Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.

    Man who run in front of car get tired.

    Ok for shit to happen . . . will decompose.

    People who make Confucius joke speak bad English.



  520. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    Definitely!

    One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definitely in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her. She said: the sky is definitely blue! I’m sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else? Timmy raised his hand and said: the grass is definitely green. I’m sorry Timmy that’s not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else? Little Johnny raises his hand and says: Teacher do farts have lumps? The teacher says,no why? Jonny says: Then I definitely Shit my pants!



  521. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    Where is Jesus today?

    A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raised his hand and said, “He’s in heaven.” Mary was called on and answered, “He’s in my heart.” Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, “I know! I know! He’s in our bathroom!!!” The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. And Little Johnny said, “Well…every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there?’!”



  522. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    You peoplle! COME ON! IKNOW YER ASHAMED! YOU CAN”T WRITE JOKES THIS AWESOME!!!!!! YEY YUH



  523. Terminator's Momma Joke:

    is anybody on here



  524. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    the vampire luvr i was talking to (the one who said that i reminded them of someone) was an awesome person
    i dont want to talk to the one who has a big “butt” who cares???
    i want the other vampire luvr back!
    and i still wanna know the name of the person i reminded them of
    i want to know if if was the person…



  525. Vampire Heart's Momma Joke:

    *if i was the person



  526. I h8 H.jordan & Kwon's Momma Joke:

    Sorry bout earlya sex kitten im so so sorry i was jst pissed of wid then twats got 2 go tlk l8a bout 2 or sumfin ok so so sorry bye bye sharmellex



  527. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey dudes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why do you hate me.



  528. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey Sex Kitten, how do you think of those jokes, If only you could make them into yo momma jokes



  529. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    still their awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  530. Objessecefe's Momma Joke:

    Hello.
    I look site abouttravels



  531. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    Vampire Heart, her name is Alasandra but we cal her kittie. Plus my name is now Sex Kitten. and I didn’t write the “my butt looks huge in these pants” shit.

    Thx again H Jordan Fan! What city do ya live in? I wanna know ya better!



  532. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    AHHHHH! Alright i have to let you guys know this. At a dance, I was dancing alone during a slow dance, and crush of mine that hates me started slow dancing with me!!!! Wasn’t that horrible? I smacked him and pushed him away though.



  533. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    HELLO?



  534. chris's Momma Joke:

    hey sex kitten this is for you:
    jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail pf water, jack tripped and rolled down the hill to find out that the hill was YO MOMA.



  535. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    You stole that off the yo momma tv show. Hair jordan said that joke on youtube.

    hey Sex Kitten what country do you live in ?



  536. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hair Jordan was the best at “Yo Momma”



  537. I h8 H.jordan & Kwon's Momma Joke:

    Dou u wnt me 2 tell u y i dnt really lyk u at da moment coz u was slagen me of wid that k.won n all dat wat da heck ave i done 2 u n y do u h8 me then gb sharmellex



  538. I h8 H.jordan & Kwon's Momma Joke:

    H.JORDAN i didnt h8 u but y did u start sayin a load of shit n pertending 2 b me sayin i ad my dad and do i want 2 ave a bit of fun wid u n i didnt say dat cos i was down town wid my m8s so i dnt knw aw i sed it gb sharmellex
    So y dou u h8 me so much then i avent done eny fin 2 u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  539. I h8 H.jordan & Kwon's Momma Joke:

    So is eny 1 on then gb sharmelle x



  540. I h8 H.jordan & Kwon's Momma Joke:

    Uryt so is eny 1 on knw then sharmelle



  541. Golddigga rules 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    eny 1 on then gb xsharmellex



  542. Aly n aj's Momma Joke:

    So hus a fan of us then hi Golddigga rules 4lyf how r u 2day then aly



  543. Golddigga rules lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    Hi aly n aj how r u 2day i fine so wat u up 2 then sharmellex



  544. Aly n aj's Momma Joke:

    Im u jst practsing 4 our new song we r tryin 2 make a song up u aly



  545. Golddigga rules 4lyf x x x x's Momma Joke:

    Oryt then cool im jst drinkin wid my m8s then we r goin down town how old r u n aj



  546. Aly n Aj's Momma Joke:

    Oright sounds fun im 18 and ajs 16



  547. Golddigga rules 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    Oryt then i am 17 so i ave 2 go now so i will talk l8a then bye bye luv sharmelle xx



  548. Aly n Aj's Momma Joke:

    Oright then i will tlk 2 you layta then ok aly x



  549. Terminator's Momma Joke:

    anybody on?



  550. Aly n Aj's Momma Joke:

    Bub bye then see u all layta then bye Aly x x x x bye sharmelle tlk 2 you all layta then bye x x x x



  551. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    I live in San Ramon, California, USA.

    Chris. WOW. U r pathetic! WOW!

    I have one special for ya, Chris

    Chris’s mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world.

    Chris’s mama so fat her nickname is “DAMN”

    Chris’s mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

    Chris’s amam so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…

    Chris’s amam so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.

    Chris’s mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

    BAM! BURNAGE! I still got it!



  552. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    H Jordan fan, What city, state, country, you live in?



  553. Golddigga rule 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    Sois eny one on then sharmellex gb



  554. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    I h8 H.jordan & Kwon it wasnt me who wrote that about you!!!!!!!!
    It was kwon



  555. Terminator's Momma Joke:

    anybody on??



  556. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ok comment me on myspace or aim my aim is meknowhim and my myspace is http://www.myspace.com/boltax22. ok here is my joke……YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT TACO-BELL WAS A MEXICAN PHONE COMPANY!



  557. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom scared freddy,jason, and cracked the unbreakible mirror



  558. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so ugly she makes mozart’s body look like pamala andersens breasts



  559. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your moms downstairs is like a tire….ready for any terain!



  560. J-Kwon's Momma Joke:

    I h8 H.jordan & Kwon , U better know me and H.Jordan fan be ruling this site you li’l creep.All u’r lame ass can do is hate.Bow li’l b-i-tch!!



  561. J-Kwon's Momma Joke:

    Sex Kitten where u at?



  562. J-Kwon's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s like a computer, once you turn her on the only thing she will do is give you viruses



  563. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s like a computer, once you turn her on the only thing she will do is give you viruses



  564. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid that she thinks bandaids are a type of STD



  565. (unknown)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she put her puppy in the oven when she wanted a hot dog.



  566. (unknown)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma smells so bad that people sit next to me on the plane



  567. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    I am here! Where u live H Jordan fan?!?!?!?!



  568. brandon's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so skinny she can make a suicide jump off a curb
    You momma so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet
    Yo momma so skinny she can sit on a dime and swing her legs



  569. brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ghetto she washes toilet paper
    yo momma so ghetto when u ring the door bell a dingdong come from inside



  570. FRED's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO STUPID THAT SHE PUTS LIPSTICK ON HE HAED TO MAKE UP HER MAND.



  571. babii luv's Momma Joke:

    fred u r da funniest out da lot lv u babii xox



  572. babii luv's Momma Joke:

    whos da best 50cent or akon
    fergie or rihanna
    john cena or bobby lashley
    thats so raven or zac n cody
    reeboks or nike
    n do u lik fergies new songclumsy best song eva xox



  573. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly they moved holloween to her birthday



  574. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    babii luv, LEAVE!!! Ur jokes suck!



  575. Uhmmmm's Momma Joke:

    UR JOKES ARE LIKE SHIT GO GET NEW ONES BITCH WHORE hOE



  576. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    MINE AREN”T, BABII LUV JOKES SUCK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!



  577. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    DUDE!!! I got everything from Oct. 17 at 4:07 to now in One entry!!!!!!! GO ME!!!!!!!



  578. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    THAT”S SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!



  579. TechOne's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat she could rol over a dollar and make four quarters!!



  580. J-Kwon's Momma Joke:

    Anybody on



  581. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Sex Kitten I will tell you where I live so long as your not an internet stalker ! Ok.



  582. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s feet are so big that she rented out her shoe to a little old lady



  583. Mati Sweyh's Momma Joke:

    Hello
    I bad gays
    I here I with you .



  584. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mumz so dumb she played checkerz with a mentally ill dogg and lost



  585. Terminator's Momma Joke:

    anyone on????



  586. Masterni's Momma Joke:

    Greetings
    I shall do posts and to read this forum



  587. Golddigga rules 4lyf x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    K.won u suck n y do u h8 me H.jordan then u avent answered my question sharmellex



  588. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    OMFG!!!!!!! WHOEVER WROTE THAT YOUR DEAD MEAT! I WROTE THE ONE AT 3:56 NOT THE ONE AT 4:01!!!!! DOESN’T ANY ARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS ANY MORE!!!!! I AM MORE THAT A F**** BUNNY!!!!!! Anyhoo, CONFESS TO THE CRIME, WHO EVER DID IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  589. guess my name's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she got a stesm-engeine dildo



  590. guess my name's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly the doctor wont even c her



  591. guess my name's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, when she stand up everybody thinks its night time



  592. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    what the!!!!!!!!!! Well if you must know………………… I live in Rolling hills, LA, USA



  593. J-Kwon's Momma Joke:

    What up people?



  594. J-Kwon's Momma Joke:

    Anybody on?



  595. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    ani 1 onx



  596. svs's Momma Joke:

    wel any news
    xxxxxx



  597. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    hi ya cuz wot u up 2xxxxxx



  598. J-Kwon's Momma Joke:

    Hey svs, how you doin’?



  599. J-Kwon's Momma Joke:

    Golddigga, better stop sayin’ my name coz I might have to use da grave i’ve already dug.Don’t got a problem wit’ u.



  600. Golddigga rule 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    So do u ave a problem wid me then y do u n dat H.Jordan sharmellex



  601. Golddigga rule 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    So is eny 1 on then sharmellex



  602. Golddigga rule 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    So is eny one on then da best ppl on ere r my cuz svs n i luv my self cos they r da only ppl da dnt slag me off lyk u lot do 4 no reason xsharmellex



  603. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    What the Hell happened while I was gone? C’mon people.NEW JOKES!!! GET SOME NEW JOKES



  604. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid,she tried to get on the Wifi on her etch-a-sketch,thinking that shit was a laptop.



  605. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    Ummmmm………. I feel better now. Hee hee



  606. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey Sex Kitten, what up……………………..



  607. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.



  608. J-Kwon's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she thought El Propheta Del Aztec Empire was some terrorist organisation.



  609. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey El Propheta Del Aztec Empire, that was an internet joke. C’mon man. I know we all have writers block but dont use other people’s jokes



  610. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    here’s one fer yal.

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company!



  611. JABUR's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she cant even spell Anna backwards
    Benny Lau’s mum so fat NASA had to orbit a satellite around her



  612. Golddigga rule 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    So is eny 1 on knw then gb sharmellex



  613. Golddigga rule 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    Bye then every 1 c u all lata sharmellex



  614. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    Hey,yal. Groan. Bad day. Wanna die see ya l8er



  615. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    Hey! I feel MUCH better now! I resolved some problems. Ya wanna here a knew poem I wrote. Duz’t matter, i’m writin 1 any way.

    The girl looked at him
    a melancholy* frown
    slid across the
    placid** surface of her face.
    She implored*** him
    to lisen but
    he smiled a
    malicious**** smile and
    tuned away. A
    single whine
    escaped her sealed lips
    and she realized she
    would never speak
    to him civily again

    *= sad, with extreme sadness
    **= plain, not moving, still, with no ripples
    ***= begged, pleaded
    ****+evil, intent on causing pain

    That was not to insult you, it was to help you if you were unclear.

    PLEASE RATE THIS POEM FROM 1-10!!!!!!



  616. Golddigga rule 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    Hey sex kitten i give that poem about 8!
    So is eny 1 on 2day then xsharemellex gb



  617. anonomous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in the super market and starved to death.



  618. Golddigga rule 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    So is eny 1 on knw then gb xsharmelex



  619. Golddigga rule 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    Bye then every1 b on layta by xsharmellex



  620. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    Ani 1 on im so brd with this site ur al losers ur probably in bed f u x x x xx



  621. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
    NOW I KNW MY ABC NOW WL U CUM ON PLEASE AS U CN C I BRD OT MY HEAD U LTX X X XX



  622. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    U TARTS



  623. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    sex kitten i wudent even rate dat poem loser



  624. Terminator's Momma Joke:

    sex kitten your poem sucked



  625. Golddigga rule 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    so is eny 1 on xsharmellex



  626. Golddigga rule 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    Terminator r u on stl or not gb sharmelle!!!!!!!!!!!!
    so r u lyk da J.kwon and H.Jordan hu h8 me or not gb sharmellex



  627. Golddigga rule 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    Wen ever person is on the other cums off there is never 2 ppl on only sum times there is!
    so is eny 1 on knw then gb xsharmellex



  628. Golddigga rule 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    uryt then every 1 gt to go down town knw c u lata bye bye xsharmellex



  629. Shelby's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so nasty she used a condom, put it into the dishwasher and yelled,”It’s Clean!”

    Yo Momma so bald Mr. Clean got jealous. OHHH!



  630. Shelby's Momma Joke:

    YO! Here’s a rap for all yall, White CHocolate!
    Uh yeah,…… Listen to my story yeah its neat your heart is pacin’ as you isten to this beat! Uh huh.. Yah you like that boy..I’LL be in the club while you play with your toy. This is my story. I got a sister named Kori.ill remix this place, fix it right up. So hey yall Whats up???

    Yah you know that was tight!



  631. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    hello peeps



  632. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Guess What ?



  633. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma has one hand and shops at the second hand store



  634. Me>Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA so stinky, she walked into a sewer and the rats fainted!!!…….yo momma so dumb she walked into a sewer!



  635. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s house is so small that you have to go outside to say big words



  636. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s house is so small that the use it on monopoly



  637. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    they



  638. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s house is so small that they use it on monopoly



  639. Golddigga rule 4lyf x x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    uryt then so wat u al up 2 then gb sharmellex



  640. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    hay h.jordan fan y u only on 4 like 2sconds n y u h8 goldigga rule 4life shes related 2 lil chris cuz shes ma m8 n u slut or a bastered cuz u cnt tlif ur a girl or boi f*c* u n i swear she is related 2 him suck ondat u asshole haha x



  641. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    hiya me>yo momma ur da bestx



  642. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    hi ya shelby n every 1 how r u all



  643. Golddigga rules 4lyf x x x x x's Momma Joke:

    So wat u all up 2 then hu lyks lil cris gb sharmelle



  644. MPeace's Momma Joke:

    Hey
    yo momma’s stinks so bad that I told her she needed a real long shower and she said “Dang gal ur rite” and jumped str8 into the sewer”

    Eww!! U nasty**



  645. MPeace's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so poor the other day I saw her kickin a can i said hey wat u doin she said Im movin



  646. MPeace's Momma Joke:

    The other day I saw yo momma walkin down the street with a pig under her arm….I said “Hey where did you get that?” the pig said “oh I won her in some raffle”



  647. MPeace's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty I asked her “hey wat we having for dinner” she opened her legs and said “fresh crabs”



  648. MPeace's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly yo dad’s breaths stinks coz he’d rather kiss her ass…



  649. MPeace's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so obsessd wiv sex she thought a pole was rapin her



  650. MPeace's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old I said act her age so she turned into dust



  651. J-Kwon's Momma Joke:

    Shelby your jokes suck go lick Golddigga’s stinking asshole.



  652. now wat bitches's Momma Joke:

    some of des jokes belong n a sewer. get som new material



  653. Golddigga rule 4lyf x x x x's Momma Joke:

    Uryt shelby how r u dou u h9 dat prick J.Kwon hes a sick twat i dnt no y he h8s me but eny way x dat H.Jordan fan



  654. Kelly's Momma Joke:

    So wat is every 1 up 2 then!!!!!!



  655. Kelly's Momma Joke:

    Bye then every 1 cu u lata!!!!!!!!!
    this syt is wel cool!!!!!!



  656. Jessica's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

    Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!



  657. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    What happened J-Kwon?It seems you fell off and no one even remembers who you are….



  658. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma got more cracks than every sidewalk in New York and LA put together



  659. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    hi ya anonymous wot u up 2 x



  660. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    r u on anonymousx



  661. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    ani of u gays on



  662. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    i luv myself’s momma’s like an ice-cream parlour, try before you buy



  663. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire whaz up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dude I’ve missed you man. You and I use to rule this site, remember that joke you told, I like wet my pants when I heard it. ” Yo momma’s glasses are so thick they’re bullet proof ” lol…………post back to me.



  664. dont even try's Momma Joke:

    THIS A PSA. ALL FAKE ASS BITCHES WHO STEAL OTHER PEOPLES JOKES ARE NOW REQUIRED BY LAW TO KILL THEMSELVES. ONLY REAL YO MOMMA JOKERS ARE ALLOWED ON THE SITE. this has been a PSA from dont even try.



  665. dont even try's Momma Joke:

    i was now wat bitches but now im dont even try. If u got a problem build a bridge, go over it, and burn the bridge.



  666. dont even try's Momma Joke:

    Your moms so ugly the mailman mistaked her as the dog.



  667. dont even try's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and “OH
    MY GOD IT’S COMING TOWARDS US!!”



  668. dont even try's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder.



  669. dont even try's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so stupid when she saw a kid dress as a devil in halloween she thouth she was in hell



  670. dont even try's Momma Joke:

    Yo’ mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.



  671. dont even try's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby.



  672. dont even try's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid - I just ask her about her X-Men and she said: “Well, my first baby’s daddy was Jimmy…and I still see Johnny on Fridays….”



  673. dont even try's Momma Joke:

    Yo gilfriends’s afro so damb big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows



  674. dont even try's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so enormous that when she went to the drycleaners to hand in her underwear, they put up a sign - ‘NO PARACHUTES ALLOWED’



  675. dont even try's Momma Joke:

    Tell Yo’ girlfriend my Dog wanna know how much he owes her for last night…

    Yo’ mama so damn strange that he invented a water-proof teabag



  676. dont even try's Momma Joke:

    yo my bro sent me a msg. he siad tell yo momma to stop changin lipstick colors cause he got a d**k like a rainbow now.



  677. dont even try's Momma Joke:

    hey there 2 more ways 2 tell that joke. wit purple lipstick (barney) and blue (a smurf)



  678. J-Kwon's Momma Joke:

    i have something 2 say. i wish i could blow ever boy who ever came on this site. yes im gay and ive finally came out.



  679. dont even try's Momma Joke:

    im done for the week c u l8ter



  680. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a pool table,she knocking all sorts of color balls in each hole.



  681. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    I know H. Jordan Fan,it’s been too long.My writer’s block is worse than I thought.



  682. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    hi ya el propheta del aztec empire wats u up 2 lv u tbx



  683. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    EVERYONE BUT H. JORDAN FAN NUGHTY NONI DONT EVEN TRY AND PROPHETA SUCK!!!!!!!
    What do yo call someone that’s so stupid, they bought a solar-powered flashlight!?
    YO MAMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Ps. Dont even try, ur jokes ROCK!!!!!



  684. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    HAPPY HOLLOWEEN!



  685. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey Sex Kittten happy halloween, I heard that people are going dressed as dont even try’s mum



  686. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey Sex Kittten happy halloween, I heard that people are going dressed as dont even try’s mum



  687. dont even try's Momma Joke:

    H. Jordan fan if yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, hell, they’d still be Brother and Sister
    ohh maximum burn



  688. dont even try's Momma Joke:

    like my name says dont even try



  689. Kelly's Momma Joke:

    Hi dont evem try r u still on then gb x



  690. Kelly's Momma Joke:

    bye then gb



  691. Dani gurl's Momma Joke:

    im changing mi name again



  692. mattie's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so bald when he wears a turtle neck he looks like a broken condom



  693. Dani gurl's Momma Joke:

    mattie yo momma so poor she tried 2 put food stamps in a soda machine



  694. Dani gurl's Momma Joke:

    u got anything else to say?



  695. Kelly's Momma Joke:

    Eny 1 on now then gb kelly



  696. Kelly's Momma Joke:

    Hu ever goes hallowing they r scroungers cos its just lyk eny other day its jst lyk going up 2 sum 1 asking 4 food x



  697. Kelly's Momma Joke:

    Wem sum 1 is on and a nother person cums on they the person dat was on b4 goes off gb x x



  698. Dani gurl's Momma Joke:

    wat did u say??



  699. Dani gurl's Momma Joke:

    Your mum so poor she just bought an imitation of a fake Rolex



  700. Dani gurl's Momma Joke:

    matties momma is so old she left her purse on Noah’s Ark.



  701. Dani gurl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old her first job was as Cain and Abel’s baby-sitter.



  702. Dani gurl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ashy when ahe fart her butt cheeks light it on fire



  703. Dani gurl's Momma Joke:

    Yo Grannie so old Spielberg hired her as historical consultant on Jurassic Park



  704. Dani gurl's Momma Joke:

    Your sister/brother so old that when God said ‘let there be light’, she/he was the one flicking on the light switch.



  705. Dani gurl's Momma Joke:

    Your Girlfriend’s so old, she invented the term ‘oldest profession in the world’



  706. Dani gurl's Momma Joke:

    P.S. in case yall aint noticed i was dont even try, but i am gonna use use mi name



  707. Dani gurl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye.



  708. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,she plays dodgeball and turns it into a life-size version of Hungry-Hungry-Hippos.



  709. Falsehope's Momma Joke:

    lol im new so wassup

    yo momma so stupid she thought bernie mac was a new mcdonald’s burger



  710. Kelly's Momma Joke:

    Is eny 1 goin 2 go on the new september 1 then? gbx



  711. Kelly's Momma Joke:

    There is only 2 comanets on there frm me will eny 1 go on it then? gbx



  712. Kelly's Momma Joke:

    Wassup then Falsehope how r u r u going on september 1 n o hope ur a gurl not a boi! gbx



  713. Kelly's Momma Joke:

    Eny 1 on then is eny 1 goin on the september 1 then gb x



  714. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty and dirty that when she takes off her panties it sounds like velcro!



  715. Lidabeh's Momma Joke:

    what is black long and smells like crap. the wellfare line!!



  716. ghg's Momma Joke:

    giggidy



  717. where numba 1 with your numba 2's Momma Joke:

    ya mom so dumb she tried to wake up a sleepin bag



  718. where numba 1 with your numba 2's Momma Joke:

    ya mum so fat she uses double deka buses as roller skates



  719. where numba 1 with your numba 2's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so old she sat behind jesus in the second grade



  720. where numba 1 with your numba 2's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so old she waited tables at the last supper



  721. where numba 1 with your numba 2's Momma Joke:

    your momma is old waited tables at the last supper



  722. u suck's Momma Joke:

    man someall is crushin andthe rest r just gay vampier lvr



  723. lilroy17's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she waited for tha stop sign to say go
    yo mama teeth so yellow when she smiled traffic slowed down
    yo mama so fat dat when she fell to tha flo i didnt start laughing but the flo starting cracking up
    yo mama so fat dat she swims wit dem whales nd sing we r family got all of my sistas ns brothas wit me
    yo mama so fat dat ppl jog around her for exercise
    yo mama so fat wen astranauts went to space dey stared down on eath nd said dam earth gots a pimple
    yo mama so small dat her ceareal bowl came wit a lifeguard

    lol yall add me on myspace/southsiderida17



  724. i luv myself's Momma Joke:

    hi lilroy17 wot u up 2 x



  725. Sex Kitten's Momma Joke:

    Go to the november post!



  726. Emmanuel Trejo's Momma Joke:

    ha ha ha you dont no me and you dont me .
    E.T’s wisdom
    eye for eye makes the world go blind
    goth girls are hot!!!!
    A student= hobbo and a berger.



  727. Emmanuel Trejo's Momma Joke:

    E.T’s wisdom
    church girls hot
    internet girls= despreate gay men
    nerds and geeks+$$$$$$$$$$$$
    school=bordem+sadness



  728. Emmanuel Trejo's Momma Joke:

    we are on the november posts



  729. Emmanuel Trejo's Momma Joke:

    shout oout to all MEXICANS (not latinos theirs A diference) (BIG DIFERECENCE)



  730. Emmanuel Trejo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama got mugged by little kids on Hollloween.



  731. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles poped out



  732. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so old she farts dust



  733. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly shes ugly (stupid)



  734. Kursch the Second's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat i had to take a train and two busses just to get on her goods side.



  735. Kursch the Second's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when i tried driving around her i ran outta gas



  736. Kursch the Second's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly she didn’t get hit by the ugly stick, she got the whole tree.
    yo mommas so ugly she made an onion cry.
    yo mommas so ugly when she walked by a toilet it flushed
    yo mommas so ugly when she sits on a matchbox, cats try to bury her
    yo momma is so ugly that when she died ten years ago, death couldn’t pluck up the courage to tell her.



  737. Kursch the Second's Momma Joke:

    when God said “let there be light” chuck norris said “say please”



  738. Kursch the Second's Momma Joke:

    they say angels guard chuck norris. chuck norris says he guards angels.



  739. Kursch the Second's Momma Joke:

    chuck norris can win a game of find four in three moves
    chuck norris doesn’t turn on the light, he turns off the dark
    chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because he’s afraid of the dark, but the dark’s afraid of chuck norris
    bullets dodge chuck norris
    chuck norris doesn’t retreat, he just attacks in the other direction



  740. Kursch the Second's Momma Joke:

    my jokes rock, nuttin you can do about that ya’ll and PS: GO GREEN BAY WOOOOOO 6/1!!!



  741. Kursch the Second's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas breath is so bad, people look forward to her farts
    yo mommas so short she can sit on a matchbox and swing her legs



  742. Kursch the Second's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, she went to jupiter and back again in five minutes. tell me if you get it or not, just makin all these up off the top of my head



  743. Kursch the Second's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she went to gap and filled it
    yo mommas so fat not even Jesus could lift her spirits
    now here’s the best eva:

    yo momma went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a salesman in her hat and called it bacter-ee-uh



  744. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas glasses are so thick,when she lookes at the world map,SHE SEES PEOPLE WAVING HELLO!!!



  745. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she had so use a 18 wheeler as a couch



  746. J-Kwon's Momma Joke:

    Anonymous’ momma so anonymous, she got blank space as her name in her ID.



  747. ILLiagal IMagrant shh!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    hi



  748. ILLiagal IMagrant shh!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    hi:)



  749. aka's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so scary shit runs



  750. aka's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly her shadow had to sneek up to get a drink



  751. notso's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so scary that her life ran out



  752. notso's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she had to get a removeable head to get yo daddy to make u



  753. notso's Momma Joke:

    no one can top that



  754. J-Kwon's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she thought Ja Rule was some religious organisation



  755. Ya MUM's Momma Joke:

    Yo mAmA is so fat and stupid she jumped in front of a car and said “Hamurger”



  756. Ya MUM's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!



  757. Ya MUM's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.



  758. Ya MUM's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!



  759. madmathteacher's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and a boggar poped out of George Washintons Nose.
    Yankey dodle went to town riding on a lady pulled her tit and made her shit and called it macarioni.



  760. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinney she makes nicole richie looks like king kong



  761. Ashley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat, she slipped and fell, i tried not to laugh, but the ground was crakin up… strong>



  762. shockey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she took 50 cents to wal-mart and tryed to buy 50 cents CD



  763. pimp juice's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so ugly when you took her to the zoo the manager said “hey thanks for bringing her back!”



  764. Trev's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so fat, she has to get baptized at seaworld



  765. hi's Momma Joke:

    whats up how do you add a joke? just joking i know how



  766. toranceeee's Momma Joke:

    yall pukes.



  767. toranceeee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma soo ugly her birth certificate was an apolige letter from the trojan man.



  768. taneeeka's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids she yelled ” STOP THAT TWINKIE”!!



  769. toranceeee's Momma Joke:

    saucer and milk.. table for two.. MEEEOWWWWW



  770. toranceeee's Momma Joke:

    you



  771. toranceeee's Momma Joke:

    make



  772. toranceeee's Momma Joke:

    me



  773. toranceeee's Momma Joke:

    sick



  774. hannah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when they asked her are you the quaterbacks mom? she said imma get a refund??…lol



  775. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur my momma is so fat , she juped in the air got stuke



  776. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dum tht wen she went to disney land she saw a sign saying disney land left to she turned around and went bk home lol



  777. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you gay!!!



  778. Brother 4rm anova Mother's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she threw a clock out of the window and said, time flies!



  779. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    lol that is pretty funny!



  780. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    but sorry to say that some of them were kinda stupid but I know u can do better so u go for it boy! or girl!! haha



  781. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ok…uhm some of those were funny but then again some were so stupid haha they still made me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha i liked the one about the zoo one!!! haha that one was so funny!!!!!!! lol uhm ok then peace out with my homies that rymes with weenies.



  782. Brad Pitt's Momma Joke:

    If you ever try to make it out to Hollywood, just be careful cause it isn’t a good place.



  783. soowuup's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is such a hoe i gave her a dollar and she let me handcuff her and fart in her face while she dranks dog pisp
    yo momma made a million dollar by sucking a million guys dick for a dollar each



  784. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so hairy when you popped out she gave u a rug burn



  785. D Skreet's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old she was the waitress at the last supper !!!!!!!!!! Ha Ha HA



  786. gilbert's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she fart out dust



  787. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old she new abraham linchon



  788. bitch 4rm nz's Momma Joke:

    y u guys have so gay as jokes



  789. bitch 4rm nz's Momma Joke:

    i feel sowi 4 ur dad couse ur mum got bigga balls



  790. OWNAGE IN YOUR DADS BED's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO POOR SHE TOLD U TO WASH THE CAR AND I SAW U PEEIN ON THE SKATEBOARD!!!!!!!!



  791. OWNAGE IN YOUR DADS BED's Momma Joke:

    I THINK MJ (MICAEL JACKSON) IS HOTALISIOUS



  792. OWNAGE IN YOUR DADS BED's Momma Joke:

    IS ANYBODY THERE THATS ON



  793. OWNAGE IN YOUR DADS BED's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT I SAW HER ON HALLOWEEN AND THE CHINEESE KIDS YELLED “GODZILLA”



  794. OWNAGE IN YOUR DADS BED's Momma Joke:

    I MADE THE GODZILLA WON UP LOL WHAT DO U RATE IT ON A SCALE TO 0-10



  795. OWNAGE IN YOUR DADS BED's Momma Joke:

    YO MOM SO FAT SHE WAS EATEN 2 CHEESE BURGERS AND I ASKED HER WHAT SHE WAS DOING AND SHE SAID FINISHING THIS SNACK BEFORE IM GOING TO OUT TO EAT LOL!



  796. OWNAGE IN YOUR DADS BED's Momma Joke:

    JESSICA SIMPSON IS A BIT SEXIER THAN DREW CARRY NOTICE A BIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  797. OWNAGE IN YOUR DADS BED's Momma Joke:

    I OWN IN YOUR DADS BED AND IM PREETY GOOD AT IT I AND HE WOULD KNOW LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!



  798. OWNAGE IN YOUR DADS BED's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT I HAVE TO GLICTH IN HER JUST TO HAVE ALL OF HER IN THE BED SO ITS A HALF WAY DECENT NITE!!!!!1



  799. OWNAGE IN YOUR DADS BED's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE USED A PEEK HOLE IN A GLASS DOOR



  800. OWNAGE IN YOUR DADS BED's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO SHORT SHE HAD TO USE A LADDER TO PICK UP A DIME



  801. OWNAGE IN YOUR DADS BED's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE GOT ON A REGULAR CRUISE NOT A LESBIAN CRUISE



  802. OWNAGE IN YOUR DADS BED's Momma Joke:

    ITS SO WEIRD HOW IM 11 YEARS OLD AND PWN ALL OF YOU IN YO MOMMA JOKES



  803. OWNAGE IN YOUR DADS BED's Momma Joke:

    HI



  804. Vampire Luvr's Momma Joke:

    ownage in your dads bed is better than me at yo momma jks hes the best



  805. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid.she sold her car for gas money.



  806. Vampire Luvr's Momma Joke:

    i left for a minute thans vampire luvr



  807. OWNAGE IN YOUR DADS BED's Momma Joke:

    ANYBODY THERE



  808. OWNAGE IN YOUR DADS BED's Momma Joke:

    ANOYMOUS U THERE



  809. OWNAGE IN YOUR DADS BED's Momma Joke:

    ANOUYMOUS DO U THINK ANY OF MY JOKES ARE GOOD



  810. OWNAGE IN YOUR DADS BED's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO WHITE SHE SHE WANTS TO BE A FCUKING RETARD SUK EVRYONES DICK AND DO HERDAD TILL 3AM



  811. OWNAGE IN YOUR DADS BED's Momma Joke:

    IM FCUKING MAD IVE BEEN AT MY MOMS JOBS FROM 9AM TILL 6PM (CENTRAL TIME)



  812. alek's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow raincoat all of the people yelled, taxi!!!



  813. alek's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!



  814. jaZz001's Momma Joke:

    ewwww, ur j0x suk all theze j0kz suk yewz all need tah get a lyf man!!!



  815. jaZz001's Momma Joke:

    y0 m0mma s0o fat she uses the driveway az hur ir0nin b0ard



  816. jaZz001's Momma Joke:


    I L0OvE RyAn!!!



  817. Lil wild's Momma Joke:

    hey yall love all uh yall……… but not ur jokess
    YO MOMMA SO UGLY… SHE LOOKED OUT DA WINDOW AND GOT ARRESTED FOR MOONING



  818. (DRB)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,she saw a yellow bus full of white children and she thought is was a twinky



  819. (DRB)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly,yo daddy never take her to work with him because he don`t want to kiss her good-bye.



  820. (DRB)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny,i can use her as toilt paper.



  821. (DRB)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma,so dumb she was locked in a furnutre store and slep on the floor.



  822. (DRB)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma,so stupid she brought a knife to a gun fight.



  823. (DRB)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma, so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and said um makin a booty call.



  824. (DRB)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma, aint go no legs and she said she want a bike for her birthday.



  825. sjm's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor when i stepped on a rusty old bike she said get off my car



  826. 1nike3's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a door nob everyone takes a turn on it



  827. 1nike3's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when she drinks water she gets thirsty
    .
    putos u aint got nuttin on me :. jajjajajajajaja



  828. 1nike3's Momma Joke:

    ur gay



  829. 1nike3's Momma Joke:

    +
    +
    +



  830. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama



  831. pinche's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so dumb she stayed starin @ the juice jug cause it said “concentrated”



  832. pinche's Momma Joke:

    Tu madre:dijo me gusan esos tenis ylos compro que compro?ilos!!



  833. dyereevog's Momma Joke:

    Privetos
    bondjorno mesie’
    Good right



  834. Fastridera's Momma Joke:

    Zdraste
    ia vasha tetiao mesie’
    Good loom



  835. Figgy's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so ugly she is very sucessful at her job:Being a Scarecrow!



  836. 23's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so gay she makes micheal jackson look straight.
    Yo momma so ugly ur dad kisses her with a stuntman.
    Yo momma so old she stilll owes moses a quater!
    Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the last supper!
    Yo momma so fat she was baptized in sea world.
    Yo momma so stupid that she brought a spoon and some mily and cornflakes to the super bowl.
    Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl gotta life guardd.
    Ok that’s the ones for now.



  837. Chilla's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old, her breast milk is powder.



  838. arkit2's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat she has her own service at the church on sunday.



  839. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she cant even bend over without ripoping her pants



  840. jo jo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she cant even bend over with out wroping her self



  841. the man's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly, she makes blind children cry!



  842. tony's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry and god said he made huge turds and release the beast aka yo mama



  843. tony's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy the ape lords had to shave her wit a lawnmower lol



  844. jo momma's Momma Joke:

    que?
    yo momma is so fat she makes David Leal look skinny!!!



  845. jo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she makes peter white look rich



  846. jo momma's Momma Joke:

    mack is so white he makezs peter look black



  847. kristen's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly that when she went to take a bath, the water jumped out.>3

    Yo momma so skinny,.. She couldn’t beat anerexia.

    HOW DO U LIKE DEM APPLES NIG.>3



  848. I.D card's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she went inside a haunted and came out with a job acomplation.



  849. I.D card's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she went inside a haunted and came out with a job acomplation.



  850. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly the secret service moved halloween to her birthday



  851. Aaron's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so ugly tey wouldent let her on a bus 4 blind



  852. bluehawk171 (halo3 user: bluehawk171)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she step on a scale and it said “i want ur weight not ur fone number”

    yo mamma so dum she scream in an envelope and i said “wut u doin?” and she said “sendin a voice mail”

    yo mamma so fat i tried to go around her and got lost

    yo mamma so dumb she jumped off a building in an attempt to fly because her maxi-pad had wings

    yo mamma so dum she thought tacobell was a mexican fone company

    yo mamma so stupid she thinks dunkin donuts is a basketball team

    yo mamma so fat she went to a hotel and asked for a waterbed so they put a blanket over the pool



  853. batista95's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she had to get a 2nd morgage on her cardbord box!!!



  854. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommma so ugly when she look outside they call the police for mooning.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHlol



  855. yomommalikestolickpeople's Momma Joke:

    yo momma SO fat dat she lick her daddy’s momma
    and says “its taste like chikin.”

    yo momma SO dang stupid, that she had to make herself volumpshoois.

    yo momma SO stanky, that her doggy ran away from her stanky nappy self.

    yo momma SO nappy, that she got her naps from the trash can and had to use napzz-be-gone.



  856. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so ugly the last time she got a whistle was wen she got hit by a train



  857. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    I’m back with yo momma.



  858. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    Hey everyone
    I like this guy named Anthony Charette
    Im his stalker
    hehehehhahaha
    hes a beast
    a sexy beast



  859. the zoo's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat when she went to the aqurem all the whales started sing we are family



  860. mr.p's Momma Joke:

    you peep VAMPIRE LUVR



  861. june bug's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she makes Brittney spears look hot



  862. june bug's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she thaught a six pack was six beers. thats to u VAMPIRE LUVR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  863. dj's Momma Joke:

    yo mama glasses are so thick dat wen she looked at a map she saw people wavin



  864. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she turned meduse to stone



  865. lil aisian guy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she turned medusa to stone



  866. lil aisian guy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she took part in a three lil pigs play, when the wolf knocked on the third house and said let me in, yo momma said not by the hair of my 36 chins



  867. arwng@mail.com's Momma Joke:

    ogwhx kyow fjcb difb cdzpiufaw fxmwyi ytmo



  868. ur father's Momma Joke:

    ur mamas so poor that when u walked in the door u steped on a skateboard and she said get off its the family automobile



  869. ur father's Momma Joke:

    ur mamas so fat that she had to pull her pants all the way down to get in her pocket!



  870. ur father's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat that when she went in the stripper club everybody used her as the pole



  871. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl



  872. wade's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she starved to death at a BBQ



  873. in ur dam @#$%ingface247's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly i funa say she ssooooo ugly she turned midussa the devil death grim reaper and her self to stone!!!!!!!!



  874. im gay's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly and fat she ended life as we 5know it oh my god!!it, the end of the world ah!!



  875. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly wen she look in the mirror the mirror duks



  876. elmore's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she mistaked a trashtruck for a RV.



  877. puchi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she steps in a elevator she goes down



  878. jesus's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so big she climbed mt.fugi in one step



  879. bicth's Momma Joke:

    bitch



  880. ryan's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat her phone rang behind the supermarket and people thought it was lorry reversing

    yo mams so poor i saw her walking down the street with one shoe i said ” you loast a shoe ?? ” she said ” no just found one !!”

    Yo mams so fat her belt size is equator

    Yo mamas so poor i saw her kicking a can down the road and i sed ” what u doing ?? ” She said ” moving ” !!!



  881. Momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Fat, She Took A Spoon To The Super Bowl!



  882. ONM's Momma Joke:

    Your mums are so stupid they gave birth to all you dumb saddos



  883. h's Momma Joke:

    you are a fat n*b



  884. Brendon's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat she tried to cross a bridge,IT BROKE and the whales stated singin WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THO YOUR FATTA DEN ME!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA BEAT DAT



  885. John Is Real's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like railroad tracks, she get’s laid all around the nation



  886. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that when i was driving down the road and swerved left to dodge her, i ran out of gas.



  887. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list…



  888. dana's Momma Joke:

    pumpkin



  889. dana's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat she cant c her feet



  890. big momma's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so nasty i asked her wat is for dinner she jumped on the table and opened her legs and said crabs hahahahaha lol



  891. VAMPIRE LUVR's Momma Joke:

    hey it is i
    it turns out this anthony charette is so sexy
    im gonna have to ask him to marry me
    i want to have his 97 babies
    YAYYYYY
    what a sexy beast
    cement



  892. Anthony Charette's Momma Joke:

    Hey Everybody. Who is this VAMPIRE LUVR? Does anybody really know who it is? Vampires scare me and there is no way I will marry one. Peace out.



  893. SEXY BEAST's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a pool table, give her a dollar and she’ll rack your balls.

    Yo momma is like a doorknob, everbody gets a turn.

    Yo momma is a whore

    Yo momma is like Anthony Charette, she is a dumb ho



  894. Anthony Charette's Momma Joke:

    PS
    If there is a vampire stalking me I think I’ll pack my bags and move to Iceland with David Blaine.



  895. SEXY BEAST's Momma Joke:

    Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee, Anthony Charette slept with yo momma now it burns when he pees.



  896. LAZER's Momma Joke:

    YOU UR MUM IS SO FAT SHE HAD TO HIRE A SEARCH TEAM TO FIND HER BELLY BUTTON



  897. yo moma oooooooooooogley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when she went to an ugly comptition they said no professionals allowed!



  898. handfullofheartache's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like my homework i do her every night



  899. ronie luu's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma is like a doornob everbody gets a turn.



  900. roberto luuirluu's Momma Joke:

    Yo whats up dood yo mama is so ugly her brand of make up is called Why Bother. hahahahahahahahahaha Aric i was her same with david and gary dood. im so pro. my pivot owns all. iAm not pivot master ds. Does anybody use pivot. Or does anybody know who is pivot master ds.



  901. LaLaLaLLaLaLa's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so ugly she can make a freight train take a dirt road

    Yo Mama so ugly if my dog had a face like hers I’d shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards

    Yo Mama so fat she discovered 7 new sea creatures when she went boating



  902. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat planets orbit around her whaaaaaaat



  903. AngelBaby#68's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so nasty the she walks down the street and every body yells go take a shower you smell like your momma cuchie

    Yo Mommas so hairy she got arm pit hair growing out of her arm pitts

    Yo Momma so ugly when she got in the shower and the water qiut working

    Yo Momma so ugly she got in the shower and the water jumped out

    Yo Mommas so fat the couch broke in half

    Yo Momma so fat when she went to have sex she broke the guys dick

    Yo Momma so fat she made king con look skinny

    Yo Momma so fat she made her own mom look skinny



  904. hasaan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat it wasn’t the ice breg that made the titanic sink it was her



  905. Deeij's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she bungee jumped she straight to hell



  906. Deeij's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she stopped at a stop at a stop sign and waited for it to say go



  907. Deeij's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor that they have to write your address in decimals



  908. Deeij's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dum i told her to go get me a colourntv she came back and said what colour



  909. Deeij's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat we run around her for exercise



  910. michael's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma was so ugly that when she was born her mom said oh shes a treasure and ur dad said ok lets burie him



  911. michael's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is such a hore when i said give me something to eat she opened her pants



  912. michael's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so dumb and fat that when the doorbell rang she went to the microwave



  913. pcalxfn@mail.com's Momma Joke:

    aptjevmnd nowkrxysp riyn nxdwaqps vznyqh sckrxphwu cwziuq



  914. FRANCOIS's Momma Joke:

    ya mumma so ugly she made onions cry

    ya mamma so ugly when she looked out da window she got ARESTED FOR
    MOONING

    YA MAMMA IS SO UGLY HER S@?T WAS GLAD TO ESCAPE



  915. Acrak's Momma Joke:

    yo mama;s ass is sooooo stink wen a skunk touched her it passed out



  916. fshishiffshkwe's Momma Joke:

    trhfhtrd



  917. Brody's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid, when she saw a lit cigeret on the ground ,she sung ,clap your hands ,stomp your feet thank the lord we got heat



  918. JOEY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO POOR THAT WHEN SHE SAID SHE WAS MOVING I SAW HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE STREET!



  919. JOEY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO FAT YOU RUN AROUND HER IT WOULD BE LIKE AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYZ.



  920. JOEY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SO OLD SHE SAT NEXT TO JESUS IN 3RD GRADE.



  921. uvyb faihntgej's Momma Joke:

    zofylj xrysbf fpys lthpmo zsqwbnh idztsuqr xticu



  922. rkxcyzjho nlom's Momma Joke:

    mxgnfksb fxtkca lfmopacwr nkoquwfji porqgtudw zxjfecn mnoyexilh



  923. noah's Momma Joke:

    Yo maama so hairy when she was taking a shower they filmed a new movie”Gorrilas in the mist”!!!!



  924. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb i put a scratch & sniff sticker in the botttom of a pool and she drowned!!!

    yo momma so ugly she is the reason MTV created pimp my face!



  925. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she wakes up, she falls off all 4 sides of the bed



  926. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale the doctor said I want your wieght not your phone number



  927. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor I asked where the bathroom is and she said second tree to the right



  928. picsuf's Momma Joke:

    Monique, a Leaf fan, originate this absolutely persistent to believe. Now, let me core out that this was in no way an crack to articulate one together is more wisely than the other. It was objective a regarding to articulate two things.



  929. sdrfgsfdgsdfg's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so small she fell off a curb



  930. kas's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!



  931. kas's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent



  932. fat momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she pot her toe in a tbl spoon of water it flooded the world



  933. somebody's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she farted she was in a different state.



  934. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb she gave birth to you non funny yo moma joke makers



  935. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made the govenor of jersey turn gay



  936. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she made the govenor Patterson go blind now our taxes are to high



  937. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she farted and caused the space shuttle colubia to explode



  938. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dum she thauht summers eve was a holiday



  939. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so gay she went on ellen degenneris and got kicked off.



  940. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Tell yo momma to use babey wipes her underware look like she went boggin in a sewer tunnel.



  941. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she tryd to strip and even the pole ran out the club with the rest of the customers.



  942. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so she has a earthquake fault line named after her.



  943. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma feet are so dry when she pulls a crime all the cops have to do is follow the chalk line



  944. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma rides so much cob they call her a cornstar.



  945. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas dreds are so nappy she donated them to lox of love and gave some cancer patient head lice.



  946. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas feet are so crunchy they had to give a pedicure with an industrial size power grinder



  947. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma sleeps in atent they call her the creek lady



  948. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so lazy barock had to raise wellfare



  949. Mike Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so wide she swallowed the universe and caused the extinction of mankind.



  950. Jonalyn's Momma Joke:

    For the love of God, keep wiritng these articles.

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