Good one Anonymous, or should I say POMMY. yes it is I boy george luvr and NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME, and i hate u!!!!! JK where u been? All of the other good yo mama joke people have left (besides me) So ur second to what this site NEEDS!!!
What are?? MY JOKES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1?!?!?!?!?!??!?! cuz if that’s what u think, I’ll burn u so bad with help from H Jordan Fan and el propheta!!!!!!! Jeez! ur as rude as ever!!
ok vampire llover
first of all do you want to be a vmpire in real life???
no?i didnt think so
well i do
and second
vampire heart is my favorite song and i have the heart of a vampire
so deal with it
Jeez. People who pretend to be people! Whoever was tryig to be me spelled my name wrong!!!!!! I have no exclamation marks at the end.
By the way, Vampire Heart, so sorry bout that comment. My brother went on my computer when I wasn’t home. I LUV ur name, and i wish I’d come up with it. I’d I also LUV to be a vampire. What city do u live in? We may be able to meet somewhere.
no offense to anyone,but so far,all the jokes this month are played out,and lame.C’mon people,come up with some original stuff,and not all these internet rip-off jokes.
hey vampire luvr apology accepted
im a 13 yr old girl
in cleveland
ok?!!!
lol
well im glad tht you didnt post that comment
it got me mad
lol
its ok now though
this aint a yo momma joke but its funny its called wat moms talk about 3 moms a bruennette red head and a blonde where all talking about their daughters and the bruennette said i was cleaning my daughters room and found a pack of ciggerets i cant believe my daughter smokes the red head said i was going through my daughters draws and found a bottle of beer i cant brlieve my daughter drinks the blonde said i was meking my daughters bed and found a condom i cant believe my daughter has a penius
ya’ll i ave to admitt to sumethin im gay and i have a crush on michael jackson, he’s my idol say what u please but i will always defind michael he’s realli realli hot and if u’ve ever realli seen him u’d agree
Posted: October 1st, 2007
yo mamma so ugly, she made death kill himself
yo mamma so ugly, she never had to get costumes for halloween
joes momma so ugly, she has to sneek up on everything she sees
yo mamma so fat, when she turns around 360 they give her a welcome back pawty
oh ur moms sskinny? ok then
yo momma so skinny when she turns left or right shes invisible
yo mamma so sknny, they use her as a stripper pole.
lol
these r my yo mamma jokes of the day
my aim screenam is :ihopboy177
ill b up till 10
®©
Posted: October 1st, 2007
yo mama is fat she makes whales look like gold fish
Posted: October 1st, 2007
im playing HALO 3
Posted: October 1st, 2007
yo mama so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and pissed her self
Posted: October 1st, 2007
VERY FUNNY LOL
Posted: October 1st, 2007
yo mama is so old i slit her throwt and watched the dust fly out
hall at ya gurl dn dirt nasty (dn) peace nigga
Posted: October 1st, 2007
YO MAMA IS STUPID SHE TRIED TO DROWN A FISH
Posted: October 1st, 2007
yo mama is so black she is black she is not even black anymore she is burple
Posted: October 1st, 2007
thats old
Posted: October 1st, 2007
YO MAMA IS TWICE THE MAN YOU ARE
Posted: October 1st, 2007
what ever
Posted: October 1st, 2007
haahahah yyo maamamamam stupid dlkdkljdsfkfdskjsdakj
Posted: October 1st, 2007
ryan likes danielle
Posted: October 1st, 2007
hahah and that is not ryan mascorro or danielle lowry
Posted: October 1st, 2007
yeah and they gonna get to gethher
Posted: October 1st, 2007
and clint is gonna be ottta the pic ha ha ha
Posted: October 1st, 2007
whatdafuxup
Posted: October 1st, 2007
i like danielle
Posted: October 1st, 2007
wtf u sob’s lmfao lol jk yo jokes suck
Posted: October 2nd, 2007
Yo mamma is like a Christimas tree, all the guys wan to hang there balls on her
Posted: October 2nd, 2007
Yo maama is like a pile of bricks all the mexicans want to lay her down.
Posted: October 2nd, 2007
yo maama so old her brain is older than her.
Posted: October 2nd, 2007
yo mamas so fat when she jumped into the swimming pool every1 flew out
Posted: October 2nd, 2007
waz up
Posted: October 2nd, 2007
yo mama is so fat she is fat
Posted: October 2nd, 2007
yo daddy so old it takes him three weeks to get a boner
Posted: October 3rd, 2007
Yo momma so dumb wen she went to the bank she asked for 50 cent (the rapper)
you aint got nothin on me
Posted: October 3rd, 2007
yo momma so fat she didnt hav to pay to go over the bridge she was already there.
oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: October 3rd, 2007
yo momma so fat her trick was the treat
Posted: October 3rd, 2007
yo momma so ugly thats freddy crougars nightmare
Posted: October 3rd, 2007
ya moms so stuoid wen she got locked in tesco she starved to death
Posted: October 3rd, 2007
waz up.
Posted: October 3rd, 2007
yo momma so ugly she pretty
Posted: October 3rd, 2007
yo mamma is so ugly she scared God
Posted: October 3rd, 2007
Yo momma so ugly she just wheres a paper bag around at all times of the day!!!
Posted: October 3rd, 2007
Yo momma so fat instead of saying Ballin’ she says Bacon!!!!!!
Posted: October 3rd, 2007
yo momma so poor,her Polo shirts got the man chasing the horse.
Posted: October 3rd, 2007
yo momma look like a rhino with botox injections when she smile.
Posted: October 3rd, 2007
yo momma look like a mutant muppet baby
Posted: October 3rd, 2007
yo daddy so old,he jack off,and a sand box shoot out.
Posted: October 4th, 2007
Yo el propheta, u no where H. Jordon fan is???
Ps. luckily that king dude is gone.
Pss. I changes my name to sumfin new. New name is VAMIPRE LUVR, ‘k?
Posted: October 4th, 2007
Yo, is I. NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME, and boy george luvr w/ new name. Names get borin quick, so i changes dem.
I read LOTS o’ vampire books. i don wanna be one but, dey r COOL
Yo mama so scary, when she walk in a haunt house, peoples thought she wuz a prop!!!!
Posted: October 4th, 2007
HALLLOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!???!!?!?!?!?!?
Posted: October 4th, 2007
yo momma so greasy she sweats chicken fat
Posted: October 4th, 2007
ur mommas so fat that when she walks outside in the rain wearing a yellow rain coat that everyone yells taxi at her
Posted: October 4th, 2007
haha the guy that makes party pills is dead im nolonger happy
Posted: October 4th, 2007
HI
Posted: October 4th, 2007
EL PROHETA DEL AZTEC EMPIRE??????????????????????????????
Posted: October 4th, 2007
Yo mama is soOoO dang ugly she make the exercist a rated G movie
Posted: October 4th, 2007
El propheta? H Jorden fan? HELLO???
Posted: October 5th, 2007
u all suck at yo momma jokes but heres 1
yo momma is so fat when she jumped i tried not to laugh but the flore was cracking up
Posted: October 5th, 2007
yo momma is so black she gets tatoos in chalk so you could see them
Posted: October 5th, 2007
those jokes SUCK @$$!! Jezz!
Posted: October 5th, 2007
They’ve all been posted before!! sorry, but buh-bye
Posted: October 5th, 2007
yo momma so old when i sucked her nipple powder came out
Posted: October 5th, 2007
yo momma so fat she wudnt hAVEsex with herself
Posted: October 5th, 2007
yo mama is ugly
ha
ha
ha
Posted: October 5th, 2007
Wow, Some good jokes had better come soon, or i’ll leave!!! JK
the killer’s mama so fat, ugly, and stupid she had him!!!!
The killers mama so fat, ugly, and stupid, she had him through sperm donations!!!!!
Posted: October 5th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she went to KFC and ordered the bucket on top
Posted: October 5th, 2007
yo mamma’s like a big mac big, juciy and lives in a box
Posted: October 5th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she went hanggliding it was night for 2 days
Posted: October 5th, 2007
Good one Anonymous, or should I say POMMY. yes it is I boy george luvr and NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME, and i hate u!!!!! JK where u been? All of the other good yo mama joke people have left (besides me) So ur second to what this site NEEDS!!!
Posted: October 5th, 2007
these are freakin stupid!!!
Posted: October 5th, 2007
What are?? MY JOKES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1?!?!?!?!?!??!?! cuz if that’s what u think, I’ll burn u so bad with help from H Jordan Fan and el propheta!!!!!!! Jeez! ur as rude as ever!!
Posted: October 5th, 2007
Did you get these jokes from yo momma??
Posted: October 5th, 2007
yo momma iz like a shot gun two kocks and shes loaded
Posted: October 5th, 2007
James’ mama so nasty, she strips where eva she want and her undies look like a brownie holder!!!!!! DIS!!
Posted: October 6th, 2007
UR MOMMA IS SUCKING MY DICK RIGHT NOW
Posted: October 6th, 2007
Good fo u. Yo mama is a lesbo!!!!!!
Posted: October 6th, 2007
HELLO?!?!?!?
Posted: October 6th, 2007
yo mama’s so fat she jumped in the ocean and the next day they found water on mars
Posted: October 6th, 2007
yo mamas so fat she jumped in the ocean they found water on mars
Posted: October 6th, 2007
yo mama’s so fat she jumped in the ocean and the next day they found water on mars
Posted: October 6th, 2007
Yo momma’s so ugly people sneak into your house to close the curtains!
Posted: October 6th, 2007
Wow. These jokes SUCK!!!!!!
Yo mama so fat, when she walks, her steps are measured on the rictor scale! Her lowest was a 7.1!!
Posted: October 6th, 2007
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”
Posted: October 6th, 2007
Excellent!
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat when she wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call “Taxi!”
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat when she backs up she beeps.
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama is so poor that she ran after the garbage truck with her shopping list.
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks into McDonald’s they ask her,” What don’t you want?”
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Vampire Heart. first, DON”T STEAL ANY PART OF MY NAME!!!! second, Those jokes have ALL been posted before. get w/ the times and get some new ones.
Guppy girl. AHHHHHHHHH!!! Ur jokes suck so much that I want to shoot myself!!!!
I will now change my name to I OWN UR MOM! SHE IN MY CIRCUS!!! So i don’t have to share a name with a person who has no yo mama skillz!
Posted: October 7th, 2007
I*t is I, VAMPIRE LUVR, NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME, and boy george luvr as this new cooler name!!
Yo mama so retarded, her name is the definition of it da dictionary!!!
Posted: October 7th, 2007
what does your mama on a diet and a bike with a flat tire have in common they dont have the will power to go on
Posted: October 7th, 2007
yo mama so skinny when she put on a yellow suit and a pink hat she looks like a number two pencil
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Hey guys I’m back from vacation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Whats up El Propheta Del Aztec Empire. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! post back to me man
Posted: October 7th, 2007
hello VAMPIRE LUVR I’m back and ready to post
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo momma’s so fat that calling her fat would be an insult to all the sumo wrestlers
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo momma won the scariest halloween costume contest - she just rocked up with no clothes on
Posted: October 7th, 2007
This is my new name. But it is i VAMPIRE LUVR!!!!
We need ur jokes!!
Posted: October 7th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch
Posted: October 7th, 2007
yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started to sing “we are family even though ur biger than me”
Posted: October 7th, 2007
ur momma so fat wen she walked outside with a red shirt on the kids started to say “kool aid!!!!!!!, kool aid!!!!!”
Posted: October 7th, 2007
yo mama so old she has jesusis phone number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: October 7th, 2007
ok vampire llover
first of all do you want to be a vmpire in real life???
no?i didnt think so
well i do
and second
vampire heart is my favorite song and i have the heart of a vampire
so deal with it
Posted: October 7th, 2007
yo mama’s so fat that when she fell out of bed, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up
Posted: October 7th, 2007
yo mama’s so fat that every year, when she finally turns all the way around, she has her own welcome back party
Posted: October 8th, 2007
I want to be a vampire! That would be awesome!!!!
I OWN UR MOM! SHE IN MY CIRCUS!!! Isn’t me.
Posted: October 8th, 2007
yo momma is so black and her teeth is so yellow, when she smiles her head looks like a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet !!!!!!!!!!! ur mom
Posted: October 8th, 2007
Jeez. People who pretend to be people! Whoever was tryig to be me spelled my name wrong!!!!!! I have no exclamation marks at the end.
By the way, Vampire Heart, so sorry bout that comment. My brother went on my computer when I wasn’t home. I LUV ur name, and i wish I’d come up with it. I’d I also LUV to be a vampire. What city do u live in? We may be able to meet somewhere.
Posted: October 8th, 2007
yo momma is so fat that she yells like a whale
Posted: October 8th, 2007
yo momma is so fat that she yells like a whale
Posted: October 8th, 2007
yo momma is so fat that she yells like a whale
Posted: October 8th, 2007
yo momma is so fat that she yells like a whale and she likes dog shit bitch
Posted: October 8th, 2007
ha ha
Posted: October 8th, 2007
waz up jaz
Posted: October 8th, 2007
yo momma so old her social security number is 1 !! xD
Posted: October 8th, 2007
yo momma so fat she got baptist in seaworld
Posted: October 8th, 2007
yo momma soooooo old her birth certificate is in roman numeral
Posted: October 8th, 2007
yo momma so short she holds a sign tht says dont spit i cant swim!
Posted: October 8th, 2007
yo mom like spoiled milk fat and chunky!
Posted: October 8th, 2007
yo mom like a hockey team changes her pad every three period!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: October 8th, 2007
yo momma so old i told her to act her own age and she dies!!!! SUKA!!
Posted: October 8th, 2007
yo mom so fat when i talked about the last supper she started to panic
yo any of u guys want a joke come to me
Posted: October 8th, 2007
yo mom so fat she iron her clothes on the road
Posted: October 8th, 2007
yo mom so fat the school had to make a fundraiser program for ur mom food
ahahaha
Posted: October 8th, 2007
yo mom so fashe gives direction when having sex !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHAHAHAHAHA
Posted: October 8th, 2007
yo mom so ugly tht when she was looking out the window she got caught for mooning
Posted: October 8th, 2007
YO MOM SO FAT SHE WENT BUNGEE JUMPNIG AND WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL!
Posted: October 8th, 2007
yo mom so fat she went bunggee jumping and went stright to hell
Posted: October 8th, 2007
yo mom so fat she made the flinestone bedrock!
Posted: October 8th, 2007
no offense to anyone,but so far,all the jokes this month are played out,and lame.C’mon people,come up with some original stuff,and not all these internet rip-off jokes.
Posted: October 8th, 2007
Tickle-Me-Elmo would rather sleep with michael Jackson than yo momma
Posted: October 9th, 2007
all your moms are bi$&@ that suck dicks
Posted: October 9th, 2007
hey it I. The awesome, the wonderful, the great and the powerful VAMPIRE LUVR!!!!!! (trumpets blow, cheers everywhere)
El propheta is right.
Guess what everyone. Im pregnant!!! JK. JK. XD No no. the real news is I typed all my poems. Let me know if you want to see one!!!!!!!
(Respond quick or I shoot you all)
Posted: October 9th, 2007
Hey! Since NO ONE responded I am gonna put one up any way. Rate it from 1-10.
Alright this is a poem about my ex-boyfriend. He broke my heart. Here it is.
HIM
His face inspires memories.
His body brings pain
When i am with him
There is no gain
He is my angel
With adevil heart
When we’re together
iIt tears me apart
I luv u Vincent
You’re my guy
With out you
I would die
With you it is the
Same sad fate
Why can’t it be you
That i hate
What do you think? BE HONEST!!!!!1
Ps.Yo mama so stupid, she thought this sucked!
Posted: October 9th, 2007
Hey everybody and El Propheta Del Aztec Empire
Posted: October 9th, 2007
Yo momma’s so scary that she sneezed out the boogey man
Posted: October 9th, 2007
Hey VAMPIRE LUVR I thought youre poem was 9/10
Posted: October 9th, 2007
Now i know this joke is one that I’ve posted before but I thinks its good enough to go up again.
Yo momma’s so scary that people dress up as her for halloween
Making jokes up about yo momma being scary is really hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: October 9th, 2007
Couldn’t think of a scary one, can anyone else ???????????
Yo momma’s so stupid that she thinks dandruff is a person
Posted: October 9th, 2007
hi people
Posted: October 9th, 2007
Yo mama is my ho
Posted: October 9th, 2007
Thx, H Jordan fan. Good to see ya back!!!! But why not 10/10?
Posted: October 9th, 2007
anybody out there
Posted: October 9th, 2007
vampire luvr,what kind of name is that?
Posted: October 9th, 2007
did yo mama give u that name?
Posted: October 9th, 2007
I thought ur poem waz a 10/10 vampire luvr
Posted: October 9th, 2007
yo vampire luvr u still there
Posted: October 9th, 2007
please talk to me
Posted: October 9th, 2007
i am gay and i do my mama
Posted: October 9th, 2007
THAT WASNT mE u stupid lesbo
Posted: October 9th, 2007
yo momma is like a racecar, she burns four rubbers a day
Posted: October 9th, 2007
yo omma is so ugly she has to wear a wig with a chin strap
Posted: October 9th, 2007
these jokes are so crap i bet yo momma came up with them.
Posted: October 9th, 2007
It is my name cuz I LUUUUUUV Vampires!!!!!
Ps. Thx. that poem is one of my best!!!
Posted: October 9th, 2007
HELLO?????HELLO???
Posted: October 9th, 2007
CRAP!!! Got to that website by looking it up in a search engine like google, ask.com or YAHOO!
Posted: October 9th, 2007
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE FELL DOWN, BROKE A LEG, AND GRAVY POURED OUT!!!!!
Posted: October 10th, 2007
ANONYMOUS, READ MY POEM!!!!
Posted: October 10th, 2007
HELLO!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Posted: October 10th, 2007
The reason I didnt give you 10/10 is because if I did then you would have no where to go but down. But still great poem
Posted: October 10th, 2007
Thank you, I guess?
Wuteva. One day ur gonna see that poem published. Buh-bye!
Posted: October 10th, 2007
yo mama is so fat she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
Posted: October 10th, 2007
DUDE! THAT WUZ RETARDED! UR JOKES SUCK SO MUCH I JUST BECAME EMO!! I HAVE TO RIGHT A GOOD JOKE BEFORE I DIE!!
Yo mama so stupid, she liked ur joke!
Yo mama so stupid, she dised u w/ a yo mama joke!
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is L! For LARD!!!!!
Posted: October 10th, 2007
yo momma so poor she carry her house in a ziplock bag
Posted: October 10th, 2007
This dude guy sucks man he probably look like a retarded boxer
Posted: October 10th, 2007
dudes momma filled with mayo when i stuck my dick in her she sucked to get the mayo off
Posted: October 10th, 2007
yo momma look like birdman
Posted: October 10th, 2007
and young jeezy
Posted: October 10th, 2007
yo who am i even blazing
Posted: October 11th, 2007
Hey El Propheta Del Aztec Empire and VAMPIRE LUVR, please post back to me.
And now for a joke
Yo momma has more crabs then a seafood buffet
Posted: October 11th, 2007
Whats the difference between yo momma and a hammer ?
Nothing. There both tools
Posted: October 11th, 2007
I’m sorry but its abit hard too think up jokes on scary, I’ll keep trying though.
But for now:
Yo momma’s so fat her wedding ring’s a donut
Posted: October 11th, 2007
If obeasity was a goat then your mum would have her own petting zoo
Posted: October 11th, 2007
Yo momma’s like a bargain bin, 2 screws for the price of one
Posted: October 11th, 2007
hey vampire luvr apology accepted
im a 13 yr old girl
in cleveland
ok?!!!
lol
well im glad tht you didnt post that comment
it got me mad
lol
its ok now though
Posted: October 11th, 2007
u cum up with the most gayest jokes
Posted: October 11th, 2007
vampire luvr ur a sad bitch
Posted: October 11th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly she looks lyk da vampier luvr ha ha
Posted: October 11th, 2007
yo mommas so ugly she looks like da bk of a sheeps ass
Posted: October 11th, 2007
I love clinton mcdonagh n chelsea lyks croghen
Posted: October 11th, 2007
yo daddy is so gay ma x had him last nit
Posted: October 11th, 2007
hi ya hurri up
Posted: October 11th, 2007
ha ani 1 on we wer jokin bout da vampire luva we luva reali
Posted: October 11th, 2007
Only if ur nt welsh x x
Posted: October 11th, 2007
Cum on penny
Posted: October 11th, 2007
fukin hell cum on
Posted: October 11th, 2007
U know what. I HATE YOU TOO. No prob, Vampire Heart. Ps u remind me of a friend of mine. I wuz wunderin if u were her.
Posted: October 11th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and walked out with an appliciation
Posted: October 11th, 2007
yo momma is so nasty i went to her house and went to take a booger off the wall and she said dont touch the family portiat
Posted: October 11th, 2007
this aint a yo momma joke but its funny its called wat moms talk about 3 moms a bruennette red head and a blonde where all talking about their daughters and the bruennette said i was cleaning my daughters room and found a pack of ciggerets i cant believe my daughter smokes the red head said i was going through my daughters draws and found a bottle of beer i cant brlieve my daughter drinks the blonde said i was meking my daughters bed and found a condom i cant believe my daughter has a penius
Posted: October 12th, 2007
ya’ll i ave to admitt to sumethin im gay and i have a crush on michael jackson, he’s my idol say what u please but i will always defind michael he’s realli realli hot and if u’ve ever realli seen him u’d agree
Posted: October 12th, 2007
dude i totally agree bout michael he’s fine
Posted: October 12th, 2007
Hello!?!?!?!?!/
Posted: October 12th, 2007
Your Mommas So Fat
when she weighed herself
it came up with her mobile number
Posted: October 12th, 2007
Vampier luvr did u belive me we dnt h8 ya
Posted: October 12th, 2007
Q:y cnt a blonde gt a drivers license
A:cos every time the instructor says lets park she jumps in da back seat x x x
Posted: October 12th, 2007
Q:how do blonde brsin die
A:alone
gay joke x x x
Posted: October 12th, 2007
Yo momma should be a door opener, because she likes twisting nobs
Posted: October 12th, 2007
your mama is so so scary they put her on the door to scare the thieves and guess what it work
Yo mama is so short she calls you a giant
I’m back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: October 12th, 2007
Hello! how r u Noni?
Posted: October 12th, 2007
hay vampire luvr y do ya think evry1 luvs ya u sad bitch
Posted: October 12th, 2007
com on den lets here your jokes u al luv me dont u i no u do
Posted: October 12th, 2007
come on peeps txt bk lv u all babiis
Posted: October 12th, 2007
y aint u txtin bk all inbed like lil babiis suckaas
Posted: October 12th, 2007
wots crakin
Posted: October 12th, 2007
hhi ya whoever u r
Posted: October 12th, 2007
my name i jiminder i am from japan but now melive in liverpool
Posted: October 12th, 2007
i an sorri
Posted: October 12th, 2007
u betab wot u up 2
Posted: October 12th, 2007
hello
Posted: October 12th, 2007
hdhdjohvjovhjobjvo;bgj can u c im brd
Posted: October 12th, 2007
your mamas dumb that she locked her self in morrissons and starved too deathh hahahahahahaha….x
Posted: October 12th, 2007
your mommas so fat that when she got on the weighing scales it came up with sorry but we dont weigh elephants…..HaHa
Posted: October 12th, 2007
Is there eny 1 on then
Posted: October 12th, 2007
Good night
Thanks for your site.
Posted: October 12th, 2007
So is every 1 in bed then x
Posted: October 12th, 2007
yo mama so white, she makes michael jackson look black.
Posted: October 13th, 2007
Hi dudes! And dudettes Tis I the awesome Vampire Luvr!!! Yey! (Trumpets blare)
Posted: October 13th, 2007
hey any1 on?
Posted: October 13th, 2007
any-1?
Posted: October 13th, 2007
hey cloey wats up?
Posted: October 13th, 2007
nuthin’ u?
Posted: October 13th, 2007
omg my butt looks fat in these jeans!!! :’(
Posted: October 13th, 2007
is this the real VAMPIRE LUVR? or the 1 thats i guess mad at him caus that was mean to post that bout him he said its not true
Posted: October 13th, 2007
it the real 1
Posted: October 13th, 2007
yea sure watever i dont believe u im not talkin to u and im gettin off this website by fonie
Posted: October 13th, 2007
Vampire LUVR whats the name of the person i remind you of? i could be her
idk though
jw?
Posted: October 13th, 2007
yo mama’s so fat when she got lost they coulden’t put her face on a milk carton they had to put it on a milk truck!
yo mama’s so white i came up to her and said “whats in the oven tonight hm hm!”
Posted: October 13th, 2007
ani1 on x x x x x x x
Posted: October 13th, 2007
yo momma so skinny they used her a fishing rod
rate dat otta 10 id give a 7
Posted: October 13th, 2007
hay vamppire luvr u on
Posted: October 13th, 2007
Yo momma’s so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.