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955 Responses to “Scary Momma Jokes For October 2007”

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  1. 1
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma so ugly, she made death kill himself
      yo mamma so ugly, she never had to get costumes for halloween
      joes momma so ugly, she has to sneek up on everything she sees
      yo mamma so fat, when she turns around 360 they give her a welcome back pawty
      oh ur moms sskinny? ok then
      yo momma so skinny when she turns left or right shes invisible
      yo mamma so sknny, they use her as a stripper pole.
      lol
      these r my yo mamma jokes of the day
      my aim screenam is :ihopboy177
      ill b up till 10
      ®©

  2. 2
    Emmanuel Trejo said:

      yo mama is fat she makes whales look like gold fish

  3. 3
    Emmanuel Trejo said:

      im playing HALO 3

  4. 4
    ashlee said:

      yo mama so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and pissed her self

  5. 5
    Emmanuel Trejo said:

      VERY FUNNY LOL

  6. 6
    ashlee said:

      yo mama is so old i slit her throwt and watched the dust fly out

      hall at ya gurl dn dirt nasty (dn) peace nigga

  7. 7
    Emmanuel Trejo said:

      YO MAMA IS STUPID SHE TRIED TO DROWN A FISH

  8. 8
    ashlee said:

      yo mama is so black she is black she is not even black anymore she is burple

  9. 9
    ashlee said:

      thats old

  10. 10
    Emmanuel Trejo said:

      YO MAMA IS TWICE THE MAN YOU ARE

  11. 11
    ashlee said:

      what ever

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