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955 Responses to “Scary Momma Jokes For October 2007”

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  1. 111
    Vampire Heart said:

      ok vampire llover
      first of all do you want to be a vmpire in real life???
      no?i didnt think so
      well i do
      and second
      vampire heart is my favorite song and i have the heart of a vampire
      so deal with it

  2. 112
    Vampire Heart said:

      yo mama’s so fat that when she fell out of bed, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up

  3. 113
    Vampire Heart said:

      yo mama’s so fat that every year, when she finally turns all the way around, she has her own welcome back party

  4. 114
    VAMPIRE LUVR!! said:

      I want to be a vampire! That would be awesome!!!!

      I OWN UR MOM! SHE IN MY CIRCUS!!! Isn’t me.

  5. 115
    yo momma said:

      yo momma is so black and her teeth is so yellow, when she smiles her head looks like a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet !!!!!!!!!!! ur mom

  6. 116
    VAMPIRE LUVR said:

      Jeez. People who pretend to be people! Whoever was tryig to be me spelled my name wrong!!!!!! I have no exclamation marks at the end.

      By the way, Vampire Heart, so sorry bout that comment. My brother went on my computer when I wasn’t home. I LUV ur name, and i wish I’d come up with it. I’d I also LUV to be a vampire. What city do u live in? We may be able to meet somewhere.

  7. 117
    jasmine said:

      yo momma is so fat that she yells like a whale

  8. 118
    jasmine said:

      yo momma is so fat that she yells like a whale

  9. 119
    jasmine said:

      yo momma is so fat that she yells like a whale

  10. 120
    jasmine said:

      yo momma is so fat that she yells like a whale and she likes dog shit bitch

  11. 121
    Emmanuel Trejo said:

      ha ha

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