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955 Responses to “Scary Momma Jokes For October 2007”

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  1. 133
    Philip said:

      yo mom so fashe gives direction when having sex !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHAHAHAHAHA

  2. 134
    Philip said:

      yo mom so ugly tht when she was looking out the window she got caught for mooning

  3. 135
    Philip said:

      YO MOM SO FAT SHE WENT BUNGEE JUMPNIG AND WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL!

  4. 136
    Philip said:

      yo mom so fat she went bunggee jumping and went stright to hell

  5. 137
    Philip said:

      yo mom so fat she made the flinestone bedrock!

  6. 138
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      no offense to anyone,but so far,all the jokes this month are played out,and lame.C’mon people,come up with some original stuff,and not all these internet rip-off jokes.

  7. 139
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      Tickle-Me-Elmo would rather sleep with michael Jackson than yo momma

  8. 140
    Sa said:

      all your moms are bi$&@ that suck dicks

  9. 141
    VAMPIRE LUVR said:

      hey it I. The awesome, the wonderful, the great and the powerful VAMPIRE LUVR!!!!!! (trumpets blow, cheers everywhere)

      El propheta is right.

      Guess what everyone. Im pregnant!!! JK. JK. XD No no. the real news is I typed all my poems. Let me know if you want to see one!!!!!!!

      (Respond quick or I shoot you all)

  10. 142
    VAMPIRE LUVR said:

      Hey! Since NO ONE responded I am gonna put one up any way. Rate it from 1-10.

      Alright this is a poem about my ex-boyfriend. He broke my heart. Here it is.

      HIM

      His face inspires memories.
      His body brings pain
      When i am with him
      There is no gain

      He is my angel
      With adevil heart
      When we’re together
      iIt tears me apart

      I luv u Vincent
      You’re my guy
      With out you
      I would die

      With you it is the
      Same sad fate
      Why can’t it be you
      That i hate

      What do you think? BE HONEST!!!!!1

      Ps.Yo mama so stupid, she thought this sucked!

  11. 143
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Hey everybody and El Propheta Del Aztec Empire

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