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954 Responses to “Scary Momma Jokes For October 2007”

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  1. 177
    connor said:

      yo who am i even blazing

  2. 178
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Hey El Propheta Del Aztec Empire and VAMPIRE LUVR, please post back to me.

      And now for a joke

      Yo momma has more crabs then a seafood buffet

  3. 179
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Whats the difference between yo momma and a hammer ?

      Nothing. There both tools

  4. 180
    H. Jordan fan said:

      I’m sorry but its abit hard too think up jokes on scary, I’ll keep trying though.
      But for now:

      Yo momma’s so fat her wedding ring’s a donut

  5. 181
    H. Jordan fan said:

      If obeasity was a goat then your mum would have her own petting zoo

  6. 182
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s like a bargain bin, 2 screws for the price of one

  7. 183
    Vampire Heart said:

      hey vampire luvr apology accepted
      im a 13 yr old girl
      in cleveland
      ok?!!!
      lol
      well im glad tht you didnt post that comment
      it got me mad
      lol
      its ok now though

  8. 184
    Ih8 vampier luvr said:

      u cum up with the most gayest jokes

  9. 185
    i luv ma self said:

      vampire luvr ur a sad bitch

  10. 186
    English rule welsh r sheep shagers said:

      yo momma is so ugly she looks lyk da vampier luvr ha ha

  11. 187
    i luv ma self said:

      yo mommas so ugly she looks like da bk of a sheeps ass

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