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955 Responses to “Scary Momma Jokes For October 2007”

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  1. 199
    VAMPIRE LUVR said:

      ya’ll i ave to admitt to sumethin im gay and i have a crush on michael jackson, he’s my idol say what u please but i will always defind michael he’s realli realli hot and if u’ve ever realli seen him u’d agree

  2. 200
    connor said:

      dude i totally agree bout michael he’s fine :P

  3. 201
    VAMPIRE LUVR said:

      Hello!?!?!?!?!/

  4. 202
    Anonymous said:

      Your Mommas So Fat
      when she weighed herself
      it came up with her mobile number

  5. 203
    Iluv myself said:

      Vampier luvr did u belive me we dnt h8 ya

  6. 204
    I luv myself said:

      Q:y cnt a blonde gt a drivers license
      A:cos every time the instructor says lets park she jumps in da back seat x x x

  7. 205
    I luv myself said:

      Q:how do blonde brsin die
      A:alone
      gay joke x x x

  8. 206
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma should be a door opener, because she likes twisting nobs

  9. 207
    Naughty Noni said:

      your mama is so so scary they put her on the door to scare the thieves and guess what it work

      Yo mama is so short she calls you a giant

      I’m back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. 208
    VAMPIRE LUVR said:

      Hello! how r u Noni?

  11. 209
    i luv myself said:

      hay vampire luvr y do ya think evry1 luvs ya u sad bitch

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