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955 Responses to “Scary Momma Jokes For October 2007”

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  1. 298
    English rule welsh r sheep shagers said:

      “H.jordan fan” yo mommas so tall she did a back flip n she hit jesus in the mouth

      Yo mommas glasses are so thick that wen she looks on the map she can see ppl waving

      Yomommas head is so small she uses a tea bag as a pillow

      Yo mommas so poor she was kickin a box down da street n i asked hur wats she was doin n she sed im movin

  2. 299
    English rule welsh r sheep shagers said:

      Yo mommas lyk a toilet she is full of shit x
      r u slt on H.jordan fan x

  3. 300
    English rule welsh r sheep shagers said:

      Yo mommas lyk a squerril she always has nuts in hur mouth x

  4. 301
    English rule welsh r sheep shagers said:

      So isnt eny 1 on then x gb

  5. 302
    English rule welsh r sheep shagers said:

      Yo mommas theet are so yellow wen she goes out atnie every 1 turns there haed lyts off x

  6. 303
    English rule welsh r sheep shagers said:

      Uryt then im gonna go no 1 is on bye x x sharmelle

  7. 304
    English rule welsh r sheep shagers said:

      Bye every 1 c u l8a wen do u all cum on then x

  8. 305
    I luv myself said:

      So is eny 1 on then or not x x x cherise

  9. 306
    I luv my self said:

      Bye bye bye every 1 u best b on l8a about 4 or 5 oclock u lot x x x x

  10. 307
    (unknown) said:

      yo momma so ugly she put the boogeyman out of buisness

      yo momma so ugly she went into the haunted house and came out with a job application.

  11. 308
    (unknown) said:

      yo momma so dumb she attended a breaststroke swimming competition, she complained saying: “Hey they used their hands!”

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