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967 Responses to “Scary Momma Jokes For October 2007”

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  1. 353
    English rule welsh r sheep shagers said:

      Uryt then bye bye every 1 tlk 2 u 2 mora then guess ur all gone then wen Kman u stl havent answered myquestion yet wat is da answer then.
      Bye bye Vampire luvr tlk 2 u wen eva

      Yo mommas teeth r so yellow thatwen she goes out at nyt every 1 turns there head lyts off!
      Yo Grandpa so fat that he’s half Scottish, half Irish and half American

  2. 354
    English rule welsh r sheep shagers said:

      Yo Sister so fat that even Richard Simmons can’t help laughing.

  3. 355
    English rule welsh r sheep shagers said:

      Uryt then vampier luvr nite tlk 2 u 2mora nt at skol 2 mora

  4. 356
    I luv s.f.g 4lyf x x x x x x said:

      Uryt every 1 i ave changed my name its not “English rule welsh r sheep shagers” its i luv s.f.g 4lyf x tlk 2 u all 2morra x

  5. 357
    VAMPIRE LUVR said:

      No prob, dude. I forgive u.

  6. 358
    VAMPIRE LUVR said:

      HELLO? HAROOH?

  7. 359
    VAMPIRE LUVR said:

      OMG. is any buddah der? Hallooooo? is ah all alones? Peas ah don wanna bes alones!

      Traslation: OMG! Is any body there? Hello. Is I all alone? pleaxe I don’t want to be alone!

  8. 360
    SWIZZIE JR. said:

      Yo momma is so old, she cheated on moses with jesus.
      Yo momma is so fat, she got hit by a car inside her house.

  9. 361
    (unknown) said:

      ” English rule welsh r sheep shagers’s mom is like chinese food, sweet, sour and cheap

  10. 362
    I luv s.f.g 4lyf x x x x x x said:

      So wat u all up 2 eny 1 on yet then x x

  11. 363
    I luv s.f.g 4lyf x x x x x x said:

      Txt u all l8a!
      Vampire luvr u seem so nice!
      tlk 2 u wen ur on!

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