954 Responses to “Scary Momma Jokes For October 2007”

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1. 34
   ddd said:
   Posted: October 3rd, 2007

   yo mamma is so ugly she scared God

2. 35
   wdhh said:
   Posted: October 3rd, 2007

   Yo momma so ugly she just wheres a paper bag around at all times of the day!!!

3. 36
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: October 3rd, 2007

   Yo momma so fat instead of saying Ballin’ she says Bacon!!!!!!

4. 37
   El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:
   Posted: October 3rd, 2007

   yo momma so poor,her Polo shirts got the man chasing the horse.

5. 38
   El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:
   Posted: October 3rd, 2007

   yo momma look like a rhino with botox injections when she smile.

6. 39
   El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:
   Posted: October 3rd, 2007

   yo momma look like a mutant muppet baby

7. 40
   El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:
   Posted: October 3rd, 2007

   yo daddy so old,he jack off,and a sand box shoot out.

8. 41
   NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME said:
   Posted: October 4th, 2007

   Yo el propheta, u no where H. Jordon fan is???

   Ps. luckily that king dude is gone.

   Pss. I changes my name to sumfin new. New name is VAMIPRE LUVR, ‘k?

9. 42
   VAMPIRE LUVR said:
   Posted: October 4th, 2007

   Yo, is I. NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME, and boy george luvr w/ new name. Names get borin quick, so i changes dem.

   I read LOTS o’ vampire books. i don wanna be one but, dey r COOL

   Yo mama so scary, when she walk in a haunt house, peoples thought she wuz a prop!!!!

10. 43
    VAMPIRE LUVR said:
    Posted: October 4th, 2007

    HALLLOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!???!!?!?!?!?!?

11. 44
    chris said:
    Posted: October 4th, 2007

    yo momma so greasy she sweats chicken fat

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