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955 Responses to “Scary Momma Jokes For October 2007”

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  1. 78
    Vampire Heart said:

      Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

  2. 79
    Vampire Heart said:

      Yo mama so fat when she wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

  3. 80
    Vampire Heart said:

      Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call “Taxi!”

  4. 81
    Vampire Heart said:

      Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

  5. 82
    Vampire Heart said:

      Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

  6. 83
    Vampire Heart said:

      Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

  7. 84
    Vampire Heart said:

      Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”

  8. 85
    Vampire Heart said:

      Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

  9. 86
    Vampire Heart said:

      Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

  10. 87
    Vampire Heart said:

      Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

  11. 88
    Vampire Heart said:

      Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

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