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955 Responses to “Scary Momma Jokes For October 2007”

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  1. 89
    Vampire Heart said:

      Yo mama so fat when she backs up she beeps.

  2. 90
    Vampire Heart said:

      Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

  3. 91
    Vampire Heart said:

      Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

  4. 92
    Vampire Heart said:

      Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

  5. 93
    Vampire Heart said:

      Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

  6. 94
    Vampire Heart said:

      Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”

  7. 95
    Vampire Heart said:

      Yo mama is so poor that she ran after the garbage truck with her shopping list.

  8. 96
    Vampire Heart said:

      Yo mama is so fat that when she walks into McDonald’s they ask her,” What don’t you want?”

  9. 97
    VAMPIRE LUVR said:

      Vampire Heart. first, DON”T STEAL ANY PART OF MY NAME!!!! second, Those jokes have ALL been posted before. get w/ the times and get some new ones.

      Guppy girl. AHHHHHHHHH!!! Ur jokes suck so much that I want to shoot myself!!!!

      I will now change my name to I OWN UR MOM! SHE IN MY CIRCUS!!! So i don’t have to share a name with a person who has no yo mama skillz!

  10. 98
    I OWN UR MOM! SHE IN MY CIRCUS!!! said:

      I*t is I, VAMPIRE LUVR, NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME, and boy george luvr as this new cooler name!!

      Yo mama so retarded, her name is the definition of it da dictionary!!!

  11. 99
    webster davis said:

      what does your mama on a diet and a bike with a flat tire have in common they dont have the will power to go on

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