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Yo mama so fat when she backs up she beeps.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo mama is so poor that she ran after the garbage truck with her shopping list.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks into McDonald’s they ask her,” What don’t you want?”
Vampire Heart. first, DON”T STEAL ANY PART OF MY NAME!!!! second, Those jokes have ALL been posted before. get w/ the times and get some new ones.
Guppy girl. AHHHHHHHHH!!! Ur jokes suck so much that I want to shoot myself!!!!
I will now change my name to I OWN UR MOM! SHE IN MY CIRCUS!!! So i don’t have to share a name with a person who has no yo mama skillz!
I*t is I, VAMPIRE LUVR, NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME, and boy george luvr as this new cooler name!!
Yo mama so retarded, her name is the definition of it da dictionary!!!
what does your mama on a diet and a bike with a flat tire have in common they dont have the will power to go on
Your Name or Momma's Name
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat when she backs up she beeps.
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama is so poor that she ran after the garbage truck with her shopping list.
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks into McDonald’s they ask her,” What don’t you want?”
Posted: October 7th, 2007
Vampire Heart. first, DON”T STEAL ANY PART OF MY NAME!!!! second, Those jokes have ALL been posted before. get w/ the times and get some new ones.
Guppy girl. AHHHHHHHHH!!! Ur jokes suck so much that I want to shoot myself!!!!
I will now change my name to I OWN UR MOM! SHE IN MY CIRCUS!!! So i don’t have to share a name with a person who has no yo mama skillz!
Posted: October 7th, 2007
I*t is I, VAMPIRE LUVR, NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME, and boy george luvr as this new cooler name!!
Yo mama so retarded, her name is the definition of it da dictionary!!!
Posted: October 7th, 2007
what does your mama on a diet and a bike with a flat tire have in common they dont have the will power to go on