950 Yo Momma Jokes in “Scary Momma Jokes For October 2007”
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October is a scary month, how about some scary momma jokes!
yo momma so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list…
TweetYo momma’s so fat that when i was driving down the road and swerved left to dodge her, i ran out of gas.
Tweetyo momma like railroad tracks, she get’s laid all around the nation
TweetYo mamma so fat she tried to cross a bridge,IT BROKE and the whales stated singin WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THO YOUR FATTA DEN ME!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA BEAT DAT
Tweetyou are a fat n*b
TweetYour mums are so stupid they gave birth to all you dumb saddos
TweetYo Momma So Fat, She Took A Spoon To The Super Bowl!
Tweetyo mamas so fat her phone rang behind the supermarket and people thought it was lorry reversing
yo mams so poor i saw her walking down the street with one shoe i said ” you loast a shoe ?? ” she said ” no just found one !!”
Yo mams so fat her belt size is equator
Yo mamas so poor i saw her kicking a can down the road and i sed ” what u doing ?? ” She said ” moving ” !!!
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