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634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

  1. 1
    h said:

      i am the king

  2. 2
    slickwitit said:

      Your momma is so poor I was in her house and lit a cigarette, and she ran out and said ” Who playing with the heat ! “

  3. 3
    slickwitit said:

      Your momma is so stupid she thought hamburger helper can with another person.

  4. 4
    adrian valdez said:

      yo momma so fat the camera crew videoed gorilla in the mist in the shower

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    CAPO STATUS THAT PRETTY STUD said:

      yo momma so fat it took me 2 planes, 3 buses, and 5 cabs jus to get on her gud side. get at tha girl.

  6. 6
    CAPO STATUS THAT PRETTY STUD said:

      yo momma so fat her blood type is “RAGU”.

  7. 7
    CAPO STATUS THAT PRETTY STUD said:

      yo momma so fat she walked past the t.v. and i missed 3 commericals.

  8. 8
    CAPO STATUS THAT PRETTY STUD said:

      yo momma so fat she put her lipstick on with a paintroller.

  9. 9
    CAPO STATUS THAT PRETTY STUD said:

      yo momma so dirty she smell like hot ass on a cold day.

  10. 10
    Anonymous said:

      your mommy so dumb that she sat on the tv and watched the couch

  11. 11
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so slow it took her 4 days to watch 48 hours!

  12. 12
    Gangsta E said:

      Yo mama so fat…. we inside rite now

      yo mama so fat instead of HIV d=she gave cholesterole

  13. 13
    Gangsta E said:

      Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″

      Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

  14. 14
    Gangsta E said:

      Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”

      Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

  15. 15
    Gangsta E said:

      yo mama so ugly that wen she was born the doctor slapped everybody

      yo mama so nasty wen i called her for phone sex i got an ear infection

      yo mama so nasty she pours salt water in her pants to keep her crabs fresh

  16. 16
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout

  17. 17
    bruno said:

      yo momma so fat mexicans hide inside her to get past the border

  18. 18
    bruno said:

      i thought of this one myself

  19. 19
    Munkyman said:

      Yo Momma is so nasty her doctor gave her a rectal exam and got HIV

  20. 20
    Serion said:

      yo mommas so nasty she ruined this website byposting shit ‘yo momma’ jokes.
      BE IN BED AT 9PM TONIGH!
      HAAA.

  21. 21
    Joy said:

      Ok you ready for this one???:

      Your momma so dumb i told her to do the robot….now R2D2 has AIDS

  22. 22
    lee said:

      yto momma so nasty… wen ur dad dies she gonna cremate him, sprinkle her ashes on her curry just so he can tear her ass up 1 last time

  23. 23
    lee said:

      ur momma so cheap the bitch wouldn’t pay 4 a abortion now i stuck payin child support 2 keep ur @$$

  24. 24
    homeboy said:

      yo mama’s like an economy car-a great bang for the buck!

  25. 25
    homeboy said:

      yo momma like tide-Go ahead, get dirty.

  26. 26
    homeboy said:

      yo mama is like a tornado-a whole lotta sux an’ blows, she destroys the house & leaves.
      yo mama is such a lazy ho, she won’t do the dishes.
      yo mama is so poor the bitch brought her dildo @ the used rack

  27. 27
    homeboy said:

      yo mama so dirty she joined the navy to get semen.

  28. 28
    homeboy said:

      yo momma so dumb she like military drill-one step forward, 5 steps back!

  29. 29
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma so fat, she has to go to sea world to get baptised.

  30. 30
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma so hairy, you almost died of rugburn at birth.

  31. 31
    Anonymous said:

      you mamma so ugly, that her mamma had to be drunk to breast feed her.

  32. 32
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma so ugly, that yo dadda’s breath smells like crap because he would rather kiss her ass.

  33. 33
    ur mom said:

      ur mommas so dumb, she got locked inside a grocery store and starved to death…

  34. 34
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.

  35. 35
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama’s like a doorknob, everyone get’s a turn

      Natasha

  36. 36
    Unknown YoMommaPk. said:

      Yo momma is so nasty, I asked her what was for supper and she opened her legs and said “Crabs.”

  37. 37
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so fat her wedding ring’s a hoola hoop.

  38. 38
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so short she has to ride her tec deck to work.

  39. 39
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so fat when she went to KFC she asked for the bucket on the roof.

  40. 40
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Feel free to post stuff to me if u like my home brewed yo momma jokes.

      P.S the comeback king of yo momma jokes is Hair Jordan, check him out on you tube.

  41. 41
    big dick said:

      your momma so sumb the doctor told her to have a light diet so she opened her mouth in front of the tube light

  42. 42
    big dick said:

      u r momma is so fat that the last time she saw the number 98211 was on a weighing scale

  43. 43
    edebonhar said:

      yo moma so poor that i bought paper plates to your house for dinner and your mom said ” dont use the good china “

  44. 44
    lee said:

      yo momma like a magic carpet. been ridin by loadsa middle easten men
      yo momma so fat and nasty, her crabs are life size
      your mum sop lazy in bed gottta jump start her wiv a neuclear power station and the bicth still dont run

  45. 45
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat that wen she walk’d down 2 tha beach tha other day the whales pop’d out n started singing “we are family eva no ur bigger then me” !!!!!haha

  46. 46
    dino said:

      yo momma so black . when she gets out of car the oil light comes on

  47. 47
    dino said:

      yo momma not bald. her hair is just running away from her face.

  48. 48
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma ’s so ugly she reminds me of the sun, if u stare at her to long your going to go blind.

  49. 49
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so sluty she should be called brick because she gets laid everywhere.

  50. 50
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma should be called squirell because she’s always got nuts in her mouth.

  51. 51
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma should be called titanic because she swallowed a whole lot of seamen.

  52. 52
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s groin is like a library, always open to the public.

  53. 53
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so sluty even I could have been your daddy if only the que to get to her room wasnt so big.

      Yo momma’s so ugly I thought there was a star wars convention going on but it was just the meeting to decide the paternity of her child.

  54. 54
    dom said:

      ya momma so fat she swets chicken grease

  55. 55
    dom said:

      YUR MUM SO UGLY SHE MADE A ONION CRY

  56. 56
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat,when she walked up to the microphone stand,her jelly roles sang.

  57. 57
    H. Jordan fan said:

      What the internet jokes?

  58. 58
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Dom is a gay ass wannaby.

  59. 59
    H. Jordan fan said:

      No one besides H.Jordan has better yo momma jokes then me. You all suck.

      I put the callenge out to anyone who can cum up with a good original yo momma joke. Maybe then they will gain my respect.

  60. 60
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Dont use the internet to find your joke.

      f

      f

      fffff

      fff

      f

  61. 61
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Hair Jordan is apollo crede but I’m rocky balboa and ready to fight.

  62. 62
    dk said:

      yo moma so fat..she went out side to smoke a sig and saw a bus run down the street and she said, STOP THAT TWINKY!!!

  63. 63
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so hairy, people mistake her for the real chewbacca.

  64. 64
    chris said:

      yo mama so fat that she has to take off her pants to get to her pokets

  65. 65
    chris said:

      yo mama so old shes in jesu’s year book

  66. 66
    chris said:

      yo mama so old she owes god money

  67. 67
    chris said:

      yo mama so retarted i asked her to pee in a cup and she put a pes in there

  68. 68
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so stupid when she came in class somebody wrote asshole on the board and she said is that an a in a hole.

  69. 69
    kirafika said:

      yo mama so dumb when she was baking cookies the oven bell ranged and then she said who is it?

  70. 70
    kirafika said:

      yo mam so greetywhen she went in McDONALS SHE SIAD MAN IM TIERD GIV ME SOME FATNESS.THEN HE SAID WHY SHE SAID BECAUSE NIGGRO IM FATNESS.MY NAME FATNESS.SORRY WE DONT ALLOW FAT PEOPLE.

  71. 71
    Dillon said:

      yo moma like a railroad getz laid all over the USA

  72. 72
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is so fat she cant clap

  73. 73
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is so black when she went to night school she got marked absent

  74. 74
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is so black she bleeds soya sauce

  75. 75
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is so fat, fat people run around her for exercise

  76. 76
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is so dumb she has a tampon behind her ear and cant find her pen

  77. 77
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is short you can see her feet on her drivers licence

  78. 78
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is so ugly, look at youself!!!!

  79. 79
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is so thin, when she ate a MnM she looked 6 months pregnant

  80. 80
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is so ugly she makes michael jackson look like brad pitt

  81. 81
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is so fat, she doesnt have corn rolls, shes got crop circles

  82. 82
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is so fat when she weighs herself it says ‘to be continued’

  83. 83
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is so old she farts dust

  84. 84
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is so old she owes jesus a dollar!!
      I made dat 1 up HAHAHAHAHa!!!!!!

  85. 85
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is so fat when she jumps into a swimming pool the water jumps out

  86. 86
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is so fat her jeans are made from hummer

  87. 87
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is so fat she has pictures of food in her purse

  88. 88
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is so fat she has bacon flavoured lip balm

  89. 89
    squeakster said:

      Ur momma is so poor she got a cardboard box, drew an X on the top it, spun it around and said “Happy Birthday Son heres an Xbox 360″

  90. 90
    squeakster said:

      What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
      Choked!!!!

  91. 91
    G.Bag said:

      Yo momma so old that she sat behind jesus in da 3rd grade.

  92. 92
    G.Bag said:

      Yo momma so ugly that she gave freddy krueger nightmares.

  93. 93
    G.Bag said:

      Yo momma so fat that wen she has sex she has to give directions.

  94. 94
    G.Bag said:

      Yo momma so fat dat when she ordered a water bed da organisers threw a blanket ova da ocean.

  95. 95
    G.Bag said:

      Yo momma so fat dat when she sat around da house…(she really sat around da house)

  96. 96
    G.Bag said:

      Yo momma so fat dat wen she jumpt in da pool da pool jumpt owwt…

  97. 97
    G.Bag said:

      Yo momma so ugly dat she looked in da mirror and saw shrek.

  98. 98
    G.Bag said:

      Yo momma so fat dat a priest sed let there b light and she moved

  99. 99
    G.Bag said:

      Yo momma so old dat she farts dust.

  100. 100
    G.Bag said:

      Yo momma so dumb dat a priest sed let there b light…
      So she turned on da light.

  101. 101
    G.Bag said:

      Yo momma so fat dat wen she put her hand in da water people sed hey no bombing.

  102. 102
    G.Bag said:

      Yo momma so fat dat wen she bent ova we had an eclipse

  103. 103
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so fat she thinks the pyramids are triangle cheese

  104. 104
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so tall instead of eating broccoli she eats trees.

  105. 105
    H. Jordan fan said:

      I would like to announce that anonymous and squeakster have gained my respect for good original yo momma jokes.

      Squeakster has used some internet jokes but that one about bleeding soya sauce is hilarious.

  106. 106
    FIRE HEAD said:

      YOUR MAMMA IS SO POOR I WALKED INTO HER HOUSE AND STEPED ON A CIRRERETE SHE RAN OUT AND SAID OH NO DON’T STEP ON THE HEATER

  107. 107
    FIRE HEAD said:

      YOUR MAMMA SO FAT SHE TRIPED OVER A BOAT AND LANDED IN THE OCEAN AND A BIG WHALE CAME UP AND SAID WE ARE FAMILY FAT LADY

  108. 108
    G.BAG IS FAT said:

      G.BAG IS SO DAME FAT

  109. 109
    FIREHEAD said:

      GNGFNGJFXJJJXFJGJ

  110. 110
    THUNDER said:

      MR.S MACLANEY THE MATH TEACHER IS A CRACH HEAD

  111. 111
    BOM CHICA WAH WH said:

      Yo momma so stupid she laughed at this yo momma joke

  112. 112
    hactuer said:

      has anyone seen the new [url=www.game-copy.info] game copy pro[/url] software package they just came out with.
      looks like it can copy ps2 games. has anyone used it before?

  113. 113
    ben said:

      YO MAMA SO HAIRY YOU ALMOST DIED OF RUGBURN AT BIRTH

  114. 114
    ben said:

      YO MAMA SO FAT THEY USE THE ELASTIC IN HER UNDERWEAR FOR BUNGEE JUMPING

  115. 115
    ben said:

      YO MAMA SO NASTY SHE PUT SALT DOWN HER PANTS TO KEEP HER CRABS FRESH

  116. 116
    ben said:

      YO MAMA SO RETAR SHE THINKS TWINKLE TWINKLE LETTLE STAR IS A RAP SONG

  117. 117
    ben said:

      YO MAMA SO POOR I SAW HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE STREET I ASKED HER WHAT SHE WAS DOING SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS MOVING HOUSES!

  118. 118
    ben said:

      YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE GIVES FREDDY KRUEGER NIGHTMARES!

  119. 119
    ben said:

      YO MAMA SO BLACK WHEN SHE EATS TOOTSIE ROLLS SHE WEARS GLOVES SO SHE WONT EAT HER FINGERS!

  120. 120
    ben said:

      YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE TURNED MEDUSA TO STONE!

  121. 121
    ben said:

      YO MAMA SO OLD SHE WALKED IN ANTIQUE STORE AND THEY KEPT HER

  122. 122
    ben said:

      YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE MAKES BLIND PEOPLE CRY

  123. 123
    ben said:

      YO MAMA TEETH ARE SO ROTTEN THEY LOOK LIKE DICE

  124. 124
    ben said:

      YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WENT TO THE UGLY CONTEST THEY SAID SORRY NO PROFFESIONALS!

  125. 125
    ben said:

      YO MAMA SO FAT SHE WALKED ON THE BITCH AND PEOPLE RAN AROUND SCREAMING FREE WILLY FREE WILLY

  126. 126
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Ben is a gay fag who uses internet jokes

  127. 127
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Bens momma’s so old that when she applied for her drivers license she had to ride a camel.

  128. 128
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Bens momma’s so old her childhood pets are now fossils.

  129. 129
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Bens momma’s so black she sweats pepsi.

  130. 130
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Bens momma’s so fat she plays golf with the moon.

  131. 131
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Bens momma’s so ugly when the basilisk looked into her eyes, it died

  132. 132
    Anonymous said:

      ben’s momma is so short, you can see her feet on her drivers license!

  133. 133
    Anonymous said:

      H. Jordan’s momma so fat she has her own brand name of jeans “FA” for FAT ASS!

  134. 134
    Anonymous said:

      both of H. Jordan’s and Ben’s mommas are so ugly the last time they heard a whistle is when they were hit a by train!!!

  135. 135
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma’s so fat she went to a strip club and they paid her to keep clothes on!

  136. 136
    Anonymous said:

      ben’s momma is so fat you have to roll her in the flour to find the wet spot just f**k her!
      BAM BITCH!

  137. 137
    Anonymous said:

      BOM CHICA WAH WH yo momma’s so stupid she failed a piss test

  138. 138
    Anonymous said:

      G.BAG u effin stupid dawg

  139. 139
    cody taylor said:

      Yo momma so ugly, when she picked up a bar a soap it screamed,” Oh, my eyes.”

  140. 140
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Anonymous’s mum is so fat that they have two planets with similar names Uranus and Ur momma

  141. 141
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Anonymous’s mum is so fat that when she was at Mc Donalds and they gave her the bill, her phone number appeared.

  142. 142
    H. Jordan fan said:

      If fat was a dollar, then Anonymous’s mum would be a millionaire.

  143. 143
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Anonymous’s mum is so fat, that if they wanted a discus they would just get her to sit on a shotput

  144. 144
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Feel free to post stuff to me if u like my home brewed yo momma jokes.

  145. 145
    H. Jordan fan said:

      P.S check my stuff out at the top of the page

  146. 146
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Anonymous’s mum is so stupid that she thinks the thesaurus is a dinosaur

  147. 147
    squeakster said:

      Yo momma is so cross eyed, she drives a ford focus with a perscripted windscreen

  148. 148
    squeakster said:

      Hey H. Jordan Fan i dont look up Yo Momma jokes on da web, i watch Yo Momma on MTV dats where i get my jokes

  149. 149
    ??? ??? ????? ???? ??? ??? said:

      Yo mAmA so fAT sHE cAn siT oN a DoLLaR aNd mAKe cHAngE. ??? ??? ????? ???? ??? ???

  150. 150
    AaRoN wE$$$$t said:

      ??? ??? ????? ???? ??? ?????? ??? ????? ???? ??? ??? ??? ??? ????? ???? ??? ??? ??? ??? ????? ???? ??? ???

  151. 151
    like ur gettin' my name!!! said:

      Yo mama SO fat she had sex w/ r FAT ASS daddy and had YOU. Oh dis!!!!! JK lol

  152. 152
    like ur gettin' my name!!! said:

      Yo mama is so ugly to have you she had sex w/ ur dad. while they were having sex she wore a bag and yo daddy wore a bag, in case hers fell off! Again w/ the dissage!lol

  153. 153
    H. Jordan fan said:

      These are some of the internet jokes used by squekster:

      Ur momma is so fat she has bacon flavoured lip balm

      What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
      Choked!!!!

      Ur momma is so old she owes jesus a dollar!!

      Ur momma is so fat when she jumps into a swimming pool the water jumps out

      Ur momma is so black when she went to night school she got marked absent

      Ur momma is so fat, fat people run around her for exercise

  154. 154
    H. Jordan fan said:

      ur a gay, sad, lonely loser squeakster

  155. 155
    squeakster said:

      …………………………………

  156. 156
    squeakster said:

      Just because I have 2 dads

  157. 157
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yeah I agree, but lets pretend he has a mum.

      Squeksters mum is so stupid she is out there looking for a giant spider because she heard that there’s a World Wide Web.

  158. 158
    squeakster said:

      I agree with H. Jordan Fan Ben is a gay fag who uses internet jokes!!

  159. 159
    squeakster said:

      Hey some nobhead has called themselves squeakster

  160. 160
    squeakster said:

      I admit I am a gay loser who copies other peoples jokes. Ben is way cooler than me. But still a loser.

      H. Jordan fan has the best yo momma jokes ive ever heard. man is he so much cooler than me.

  161. 161
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Wow!!! thanks man. I must admit though your calls are pretty bad.

  162. 162
    ben said:

      yep u r a fuktard

  163. 163
    H. Jordan fan said:

      hey ben squeakster sounds like a gay loser. Post back to me

  164. 164
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Although i am so much cooler than squeakster, i have never been laid and i have a 4 cm chode

  165. 165
    H. Jordan fan said:

      That guy is so retarded and he admits to having 2 dads

  166. 166
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Dont take my name u gay bitch

  167. 167
    squeakster said:

      Please everybody i just want u to know both my dads have raped me and i liked it.

  168. 168
    H. Jordan fan said:

      My mommas so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

  169. 169
    squeakster said:

      Actually squeakster is my nickname, Hairry Jordan fanny is my real name

  170. 170
    squeakster said:

      P.S ben is cooler than me.

      and I use internet jokes

  171. 171
    squeakster said:

      I am announce I tried to rape ben but he beat me up

  172. 172
    H. Jordan fan said:

      What the hell dont be gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  173. 173
    H. Jordan fan said:

      What r u doing squeakster???????? Dont get jealous of me

  174. 174
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Squeakster is acting like a loser and stole my name

  175. 175
    squeakster said:

      I think that ben Is way better a telling jokes than me and also my real name is
      Phil Megroin and I’m into child pornography. So if any one here is a little boy post something too me. P.S I have 2 dads

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    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yuk that dudes creepy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  177. 177
    Naughty Noni said:

      Yo mamma is so ugly when ever people see her they say what is that an animal or a ghost

      Yo mamma is so stupid she does not remmember yo name

      yo mamma is so fat she doesn’t have sex anymore coz even ten guy can’t handle her

      yo dad is so ugly he decided to be gay but still no luck hes single

  178. 178
    like ur gettin' my name said:

      yo mama so fat that ur daddy is still lost in her pussy!!!
      Ps, sqakster sounds cute and H. jordan fan is dumb, just saying.

  179. 179
    like ur gettin' my name said:

      *sqeakster sorry for misspelling

  180. 180
    Anonymous said:

      your momma so fat she looks like 400 pounds of a clogged artery.

  181. 181
    blaze said:

      your momma is so fat she looks like 400 pounds of a clogged artery.

  182. 182
    Anonymous said:

      h jordan’s momma is so black when i tried to shoot her last night the bullets came back asking for flashlights

  183. 183
    Anonymous said:

      hey h.jordan it sounds like some your jokes are coming from the internet to
      get your own damn jokes
      “yo momma is so dum she thought the thesaurus was a dinosaur”
      i heard that years ago from my own mom

  184. 184
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Your mum is not the internet,

      But maybe I did get it from yo momma seeing as we have gotten to know each other very very well

  185. 185
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Name any of my jokes that u think i got from the internet. I bet u cant find any u dumb ass

  186. 186
    like ur gettin' my name said:

      Did I ever tell u that

      I think that anonymous Is a gay fag and that I’am way better a telling jokes than him and also I’m into child pornography. So if any one here is a little boy post something too me. P.S I have 2 dads

  187. 187
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Hey anonymous truce, lets just post good original yo momma jokes and leave it at that.

      Except if that gay loser squeakster says something about u or me

  188. 188
    H. Jordan fan said:

      If any one thinks that I use internet jokes then give an example and the website. Because otherwise your a liar

  189. 189
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so fat when she walks down the street people ask her if its a boy or a girl

  190. 190
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so ugly when she was born the doctors said “Its a boy”.

  191. 191
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so fat she has to shave her legs with a lawn mower.

  192. 192
    vini said:

      yo mama so fat she has more roles then a bakery

  193. 193
    vini said:

      yo mamas so old she still owes moses a dollar
      yo mamas so old she took her driving test on a dinosaur

  194. 194
    Naughty Noni said:

      Yo mama is so stupid she thought she got you from a tree like aples

      yo mama’s nose is so big she finishes the oxygen in the room

  195. 195
    Naughty Noni said:

      yo mama is so fat when she had you she said out and there you came smiling saying at last

  196. 196
    Gimpy said:

      yo momma like and ice cream everyone gets a lick
      yo momma’s like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
      yo momma so stupid she tried putting M&M’s in alphabetical order
      yo momma so poor, I walked in the front door and walked out the back gate
      yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other peoples fingers
      yo momma so stupid she went to take the 44 but took the 22 twice
      yo momma so ugly she joined an ugly contest and they said “sorry no pro’s”
      yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
      yo momma so fat even bill gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction
      yo momma so fat when she has sex she has to give directions

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    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so tall,she did a cartwheel and kicked jesus in the head

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    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma glasses so thick,they’re bulletproof

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    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so stupid,she fell out the family tree

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    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma is like a truck,so many mexicans fit in the back.

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    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so fat,she pierced her nipples and koolaid came out.

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    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so old,she fart dust, and genies appear

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    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so fat,she hide food in her creases

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    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      you momma so fat,osama Bin laden is hiding inside one of her rolls

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    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so fat,every time she get on a elevator or escalator,it turn into s Six Flags ride.

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    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so fat,The Food Network is her porn channel

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    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so hariy,her breasts have hairlines

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    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so fat,her belt buckles are license plates.

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    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so hairy,,you have to use a weedwhacker to keep from getting tangled in her pubs.

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    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma is so nasty,she’s like spongebob, got enough holes for everyone

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    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma is so old,the lights on her street are in black and white.

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    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      y’all got nothin on Me! I’m the champ when it comes to this!

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    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma is so fat and lazy,she be out of breath every time she take a piss.

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    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so fat,that ain’t a grill on her car,those are stretch marks.

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    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so stupid,she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window

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    Anonymous said:

      hell yeah ‘ El Propheta Del Aztec Empire ‘ is out there killin ‘em — and yo momma

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    ... said:

      lol

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    Alv said:

      Yo mama so fat when she wore a red dress to a party,the kids said “hey koolaid!”

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    Alv said:

      Damn man! u so gay u gay

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    like ur gettin' my name said:

      Hey i didn’t write that earlier comment. And I’m a girl dumb ass. H jordan fan, ur an @$$ f***!!!

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    boy george luvr said:

      Hey yall!!! Es mi! (it’s me) Yo soy muy bonita y intelligente. (I am VERY pretty and smart.) Tambien hablo y escribo Espanol. (I also speak and write spainish.) Yey me!!!!!! JK. I am not like that!!!

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    like ur gettin' my name said:

      Actually I am a gay guy.

      And me and me two dads have fun raping each other with two double headed rubber dildo’s. Also I like masturbating over beast porn.

      by the way Anonymous wrote that comment earlier and Anonymous is a complete and utter f**** head

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    H. Jordan fan said:

      Hey El Propheta Del Aztec Empire. I think that I’m pretty good as well. But i must admit i think your jokes are funny and original

      But here’s some of mine

      Yo momma’s so fat her wedding ring’s a hoola hoop.

      Yo momma’s so short she has to ride her tec deck to work.

      Yo momma’s so fat when she went to KFC she asked for the bucket on the roof.

      Yo momma ’s so ugly she reminds me of the sun, if u stare at her to long your going to go blind.

      Yo momma’s so sluty she should be called brick because she gets laid everywhere.

      Yo momma should be called squirell because she’s always got nuts in her mouth.

      Yo momma should be called titanic because she swallowed a whole lot of seamen.

      Yo momma’s groin is like a library, always open to the public.

      Yo momma’s so sluty even I could have been your daddy if only the que to get to her room wasnt so big.

      Yo momma’s so ugly I thought there was a star wars convention going on but it was just the meeting to decide the father of her child.

      Yo momma’s so fat she thinks the pyramids are triangle cheese

      Yo momma’s so tall instead of eating broccoli she eats trees

      Yo momma’s so old that when she applied for her drivers license she had to ride a camel.

      Yo momma’s so old her childhood pets are now fossils.

      Yo momma’s so black she sweats pepsi.

      Yo momma’s so fat she plays golf with the moon.

      Yo momma’s so ugly when the basilisk looked into her eyes, it died

      Yo momma is so fat that they have two planets with similar names Uranus and Ur momma

      Yo momma is so fat that when she was at Mc Donalds and they gave her the bill, her phone number appeared.

      If fat was a dollar, then y would yo momma would be a millionaire.

      Yo momma is so fat, that if they wanted a discus they would just get her to sit on a shotput

      Yo momma’s so fat when she walks down the street people ask her if its a boy or a girl

      Yo momma’s so ugly when she was born the doctors said “Its a boy”.

      Yo momma’s so fat she has to shave her legs with a lawn mower.

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    POMMY said:

      H. Jordan fan is usin sum pretty funi jokes but i av herd them all b4

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    POMMY said:

      like ur gettin’ my name r u really a gay phuk coz i am squeaksters m8 and he is creepd owt by u sayn he sounds cute hola bk

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    Anonymous said:

      h. jordan i call you on the truce lets roast some momma’s

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    Anonymous said:

      oh and h jordan i’ll now go by Sir Roaster of Mommas

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    Sir Roaster of Mommas said:

      squeaster’s momma is so bald when she takes a shower she gets brain washed

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    Sir Roaster of Mommas said:

      squeaksters momma is so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be continued

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    Sir Roaster of Mommas said:

      squeaksters momma’s teeth are so yellow when she smiles at me i get a sun tan

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    Sir Roaster of Mommas said:

      and i was reading some of the comments that annonymous was not me

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    Sir Roaster of Mommas said:

      boy george luvr this in one is for you
      Que mes ves PUTO?!?

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    Sir Roaster of Mommas said:

      Chingadres tu madre puto

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    Sir Roaster of Mommas said:

      yo momma is so fat she went walking over wal-mart tripped over k-mart and land right on TARGET!!!

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    Sir Roaster of Mommas said:

      see you guys tuesday at about this time

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    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said: