yo mama is like a tornado-a whole lotta sux an’ blows, she destroys the house & leaves.
yo mama is such a lazy ho, she won’t do the dishes.
yo mama is so poor the bitch brought her dildo @ the used rack
yo momma like a magic carpet. been ridin by loadsa middle easten men
yo momma so fat and nasty, her crabs are life size
your mum sop lazy in bed gottta jump start her wiv a neuclear power station and the bicth still dont run
yo momma so fat that wen she walk’d down 2 tha beach tha other day the whales pop’d out n started singing “we are family eva no ur bigger then me” !!!!!haha
yo mam so greetywhen she went in McDONALS SHE SIAD MAN IM TIERD GIV ME SOME FATNESS.THEN HE SAID WHY SHE SAID BECAUSE NIGGRO IM FATNESS.MY NAME FATNESS.SORRY WE DONT ALLOW FAT PEOPLE.
has anyone seen the new [url=www.game-copy.info] game copy pro[/url] software package they just came out with.
looks like it can copy ps2 games. has anyone used it before?
Yo mama is so ugly to have you she had sex w/ ur dad. while they were having sex she wore a bag and yo daddy wore a bag, in case hers fell off! Again w/ the dissage!lol
I think that ben Is way better a telling jokes than me and also my real name is
Phil Megroin and I’m into child pornography. So if any one here is a little boy post something too me. P.S I have 2 dads
hey h.jordan it sounds like some your jokes are coming from the internet to
get your own damn jokes
“yo momma is so dum she thought the thesaurus was a dinosaur”
i heard that years ago from my own mom
I think that anonymous Is a gay fag and that I’am way better a telling jokes than him and also I’m into child pornography. So if any one here is a little boy post something too me. P.S I have 2 dads
yo momma like and ice cream everyone gets a lick
yo momma’s like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
yo momma so stupid she tried putting M&M’s in alphabetical order
yo momma so poor, I walked in the front door and walked out the back gate
yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other peoples fingers
yo momma so stupid she went to take the 44 but took the 22 twice
yo momma so ugly she joined an ugly contest and they said “sorry no pro’s”
yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
yo momma so fat even bill gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction
yo momma so fat when she has sex she has to give directions
Hey yall!!! Es mi! (it’s me) Yo soy muy bonita y intelligente. (I am VERY pretty and smart.) Tambien hablo y escribo Espanol. (I also speak and write spainish.) Yey me!!!!!! JK. I am not like that!!!
Posted: September 3rd, 2007
i am the king
Posted: September 3rd, 2007
Your momma is so poor I was in her house and lit a cigarette, and she ran out and said ” Who playing with the heat ! “
Posted: September 3rd, 2007
Your momma is so stupid she thought hamburger helper can with another person.
Posted: September 5th, 2007
yo momma so fat the camera crew videoed gorilla in the mist in the shower
Posted: September 5th, 2007
yo momma so fat it took me 2 planes, 3 buses, and 5 cabs jus to get on her gud side. get at tha girl.
Posted: September 5th, 2007
yo momma so fat her blood type is “RAGU”.
Posted: September 5th, 2007
yo momma so fat she walked past the t.v. and i missed 3 commericals.
Posted: September 5th, 2007
yo momma so fat she put her lipstick on with a paintroller.
Posted: September 5th, 2007
yo momma so dirty she smell like hot ass on a cold day.
Posted: September 6th, 2007
your mommy so dumb that she sat on the tv and watched the couch
Posted: September 6th, 2007
Yo momma so slow it took her 4 days to watch 48 hours!
Posted: September 7th, 2007
Yo mama so fat…. we inside rite now
yo mama so fat instead of HIV d=she gave cholesterole
Posted: September 7th, 2007
Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Posted: September 7th, 2007
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Posted: September 7th, 2007
yo mama so ugly that wen she was born the doctor slapped everybody
yo mama so nasty wen i called her for phone sex i got an ear infection
yo mama so nasty she pours salt water in her pants to keep her crabs fresh
Posted: September 7th, 2007
yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout
Posted: September 8th, 2007
yo momma so fat mexicans hide inside her to get past the border
Posted: September 8th, 2007
i thought of this one myself
Posted: September 8th, 2007
Yo Momma is so nasty her doctor gave her a rectal exam and got HIV
Posted: September 8th, 2007
yo mommas so nasty she ruined this website byposting shit ‘yo momma’ jokes.
BE IN BED AT 9PM TONIGH!
HAAA.
Posted: September 8th, 2007
Ok you ready for this one???:
Your momma so dumb i told her to do the robot….now R2D2 has AIDS
Posted: September 8th, 2007
yto momma so nasty… wen ur dad dies she gonna cremate him, sprinkle her ashes on her curry just so he can tear her ass up 1 last time
Posted: September 8th, 2007
ur momma so cheap the bitch wouldn’t pay 4 a abortion now i stuck payin child support 2 keep ur @$$
Posted: September 9th, 2007
yo mama’s like an economy car-a great bang for the buck!
Posted: September 9th, 2007
yo momma like tide-Go ahead, get dirty.
Posted: September 9th, 2007
yo mama is like a tornado-a whole lotta sux an’ blows, she destroys the house & leaves.
yo mama is such a lazy ho, she won’t do the dishes.
yo mama is so poor the bitch brought her dildo @ the used rack
Posted: September 9th, 2007
yo mama so dirty she joined the navy to get semen.
Posted: September 9th, 2007
yo momma so dumb she like military drill-one step forward, 5 steps back!
Posted: September 9th, 2007
yo mamma so fat, she has to go to sea world to get baptised.
Posted: September 9th, 2007
yo mamma so hairy, you almost died of rugburn at birth.
Posted: September 9th, 2007
you mamma so ugly, that her mamma had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Posted: September 9th, 2007
yo mamma so ugly, that yo dadda’s breath smells like crap because he would rather kiss her ass.
Posted: September 9th, 2007
ur mommas so dumb, she got locked inside a grocery store and starved to death…
Posted: September 9th, 2007
Yo mama so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
Posted: September 9th, 2007
Yo mama’s like a doorknob, everyone get’s a turn
Natasha
Posted: September 10th, 2007
Yo momma is so nasty, I asked her what was for supper and she opened her legs and said “Crabs.”
Posted: September 11th, 2007
Yo momma’s so fat her wedding ring’s a hoola hoop.
Posted: September 11th, 2007
Yo momma’s so short she has to ride her tec deck to work.
Posted: September 11th, 2007
Yo momma’s so fat when she went to KFC she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Posted: September 11th, 2007
Feel free to post stuff to me if u like my home brewed yo momma jokes.
P.S the comeback king of yo momma jokes is Hair Jordan, check him out on you tube.
Posted: September 11th, 2007
your momma so sumb the doctor told her to have a light diet so she opened her mouth in front of the tube light
Posted: September 11th, 2007
u r momma is so fat that the last time she saw the number 98211 was on a weighing scale
Posted: September 11th, 2007
yo moma so poor that i bought paper plates to your house for dinner and your mom said ” dont use the good china “
Posted: September 12th, 2007
yo momma like a magic carpet. been ridin by loadsa middle easten men
yo momma so fat and nasty, her crabs are life size
your mum sop lazy in bed gottta jump start her wiv a neuclear power station and the bicth still dont run
Posted: September 13th, 2007
yo momma so fat that wen she walk’d down 2 tha beach tha other day the whales pop’d out n started singing “we are family eva no ur bigger then me” !!!!!haha
Posted: September 13th, 2007
yo momma so black . when she gets out of car the oil light comes on
Posted: September 13th, 2007
yo momma not bald. her hair is just running away from her face.
Posted: September 13th, 2007
Yo momma ’s so ugly she reminds me of the sun, if u stare at her to long your going to go blind.
Posted: September 13th, 2007
Yo momma’s so sluty she should be called brick because she gets laid everywhere.
Posted: September 13th, 2007
Yo momma should be called squirell because she’s always got nuts in her mouth.
Posted: September 13th, 2007
Yo momma should be called titanic because she swallowed a whole lot of seamen.
Posted: September 13th, 2007
Yo momma’s groin is like a library, always open to the public.
Posted: September 13th, 2007
Yo momma’s so sluty even I could have been your daddy if only the que to get to her room wasnt so big.
Yo momma’s so ugly I thought there was a star wars convention going on but it was just the meeting to decide the paternity of her child.
Posted: September 13th, 2007
ya momma so fat she swets chicken grease
Posted: September 13th, 2007
YUR MUM SO UGLY SHE MADE A ONION CRY
Posted: September 14th, 2007
yo momma so fat,when she walked up to the microphone stand,her jelly roles sang.
Posted: September 14th, 2007
What the internet jokes?
Posted: September 14th, 2007
Dom is a gay ass wannaby.
Posted: September 14th, 2007
No one besides H.Jordan has better yo momma jokes then me. You all suck.
I put the callenge out to anyone who can cum up with a good original yo momma joke. Maybe then they will gain my respect.
Posted: September 14th, 2007
Dont use the internet to find your joke.
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Posted: September 14th, 2007
Hair Jordan is apollo crede but I’m rocky balboa and ready to fight.
Posted: September 14th, 2007
yo moma so fat..she went out side to smoke a sig and saw a bus run down the street and she said, STOP THAT TWINKY!!!
Posted: September 14th, 2007
yo momma so hairy, people mistake her for the real chewbacca.
Posted: September 14th, 2007
yo mama so fat that she has to take off her pants to get to her pokets
Posted: September 14th, 2007
yo mama so old shes in jesu’s year book
Posted: September 14th, 2007
yo mama so old she owes god money
Posted: September 14th, 2007
yo mama so retarted i asked her to pee in a cup and she put a pes in there
Posted: September 14th, 2007
yo mama so stupid when she came in class somebody wrote asshole on the board and she said is that an a in a hole.
Posted: September 14th, 2007
yo mama so dumb when she was baking cookies the oven bell ranged and then she said who is it?
Posted: September 14th, 2007
yo mam so greetywhen she went in McDONALS SHE SIAD MAN IM TIERD GIV ME SOME FATNESS.THEN HE SAID WHY SHE SAID BECAUSE NIGGRO IM FATNESS.MY NAME FATNESS.SORRY WE DONT ALLOW FAT PEOPLE.
Posted: September 15th, 2007
yo moma like a railroad getz laid all over the USA
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Ur momma is so fat she cant clap
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Ur momma is so black when she went to night school she got marked absent
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Ur momma is so black she bleeds soya sauce
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Ur momma is so fat, fat people run around her for exercise
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Ur momma is so dumb she has a tampon behind her ear and cant find her pen
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Ur momma is short you can see her feet on her drivers licence
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Ur momma is so ugly, look at youself!!!!
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Ur momma is so thin, when she ate a MnM she looked 6 months pregnant
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Ur momma is so ugly she makes michael jackson look like brad pitt
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Ur momma is so fat, she doesnt have corn rolls, shes got crop circles
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Ur momma is so fat when she weighs herself it says ‘to be continued’
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Ur momma is so old she farts dust
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Ur momma is so old she owes jesus a dollar!!
I made dat 1 up HAHAHAHAHa!!!!!!
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Ur momma is so fat when she jumps into a swimming pool the water jumps out
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Ur momma is so fat her jeans are made from hummer
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Ur momma is so fat she has pictures of food in her purse
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Ur momma is so fat she has bacon flavoured lip balm
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Ur momma is so poor she got a cardboard box, drew an X on the top it, spun it around and said “Happy Birthday Son heres an Xbox 360″
Posted: September 15th, 2007
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Choked!!!!
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Yo momma so old that she sat behind jesus in da 3rd grade.
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Yo momma so ugly that she gave freddy krueger nightmares.
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Yo momma so fat that wen she has sex she has to give directions.
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Yo momma so fat dat when she ordered a water bed da organisers threw a blanket ova da ocean.
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Yo momma so fat dat when she sat around da house…(she really sat around da house)
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Yo momma so fat dat wen she jumpt in da pool da pool jumpt owwt…
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Yo momma so ugly dat she looked in da mirror and saw shrek.
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Yo momma so fat dat a priest sed let there b light and she moved
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Yo momma so old dat she farts dust.
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Yo momma so dumb dat a priest sed let there b light…
So she turned on da light.
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Yo momma so fat dat wen she put her hand in da water people sed hey no bombing.
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Yo momma so fat dat wen she bent ova we had an eclipse
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Yo momma’s so fat she thinks the pyramids are triangle cheese
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Yo momma’s so tall instead of eating broccoli she eats trees.
Posted: September 15th, 2007
I would like to announce that anonymous and squeakster have gained my respect for good original yo momma jokes.
Squeakster has used some internet jokes but that one about bleeding soya sauce is hilarious.
Posted: September 16th, 2007
YOUR MAMMA IS SO POOR I WALKED INTO HER HOUSE AND STEPED ON A CIRRERETE SHE RAN OUT AND SAID OH NO DON’T STEP ON THE HEATER
Posted: September 16th, 2007
YOUR MAMMA SO FAT SHE TRIPED OVER A BOAT AND LANDED IN THE OCEAN AND A BIG WHALE CAME UP AND SAID WE ARE FAMILY FAT LADY
Posted: September 16th, 2007
G.BAG IS SO DAME FAT
Posted: September 16th, 2007
GNGFNGJFXJJJXFJGJ
Posted: September 16th, 2007
MR.S MACLANEY THE MATH TEACHER IS A CRACH HEAD
Posted: September 16th, 2007
Yo momma so stupid she laughed at this yo momma joke
Posted: September 16th, 2007
has anyone seen the new [url=www.game-copy.info] game copy pro[/url] software package they just came out with.
looks like it can copy ps2 games. has anyone used it before?
Posted: September 17th, 2007
YO MAMA SO HAIRY YOU ALMOST DIED OF RUGBURN AT BIRTH
Posted: September 17th, 2007
YO MAMA SO FAT THEY USE THE ELASTIC IN HER UNDERWEAR FOR BUNGEE JUMPING
Posted: September 17th, 2007
YO MAMA SO NASTY SHE PUT SALT DOWN HER PANTS TO KEEP HER CRABS FRESH
Posted: September 17th, 2007
YO MAMA SO RETAR SHE THINKS TWINKLE TWINKLE LETTLE STAR IS A RAP SONG
Posted: September 17th, 2007
YO MAMA SO POOR I SAW HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE STREET I ASKED HER WHAT SHE WAS DOING SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS MOVING HOUSES!
Posted: September 17th, 2007
YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE GIVES FREDDY KRUEGER NIGHTMARES!
Posted: September 17th, 2007
YO MAMA SO BLACK WHEN SHE EATS TOOTSIE ROLLS SHE WEARS GLOVES SO SHE WONT EAT HER FINGERS!
Posted: September 17th, 2007
YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE TURNED MEDUSA TO STONE!
Posted: September 17th, 2007
YO MAMA SO OLD SHE WALKED IN ANTIQUE STORE AND THEY KEPT HER
Posted: September 17th, 2007
YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE MAKES BLIND PEOPLE CRY
Posted: September 17th, 2007
YO MAMA TEETH ARE SO ROTTEN THEY LOOK LIKE DICE
Posted: September 17th, 2007
YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WENT TO THE UGLY CONTEST THEY SAID SORRY NO PROFFESIONALS!
Posted: September 17th, 2007
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE WALKED ON THE BITCH AND PEOPLE RAN AROUND SCREAMING FREE WILLY FREE WILLY
Posted: September 17th, 2007
Ben is a gay fag who uses internet jokes
Posted: September 17th, 2007
Bens momma’s so old that when she applied for her drivers license she had to ride a camel.
Posted: September 17th, 2007
Bens momma’s so old her childhood pets are now fossils.
Posted: September 17th, 2007
Bens momma’s so black she sweats pepsi.
Posted: September 17th, 2007
Bens momma’s so fat she plays golf with the moon.
Posted: September 17th, 2007
Bens momma’s so ugly when the basilisk looked into her eyes, it died
Posted: September 17th, 2007
ben’s momma is so short, you can see her feet on her drivers license!
Posted: September 17th, 2007
H. Jordan’s momma so fat she has her own brand name of jeans “FA” for FAT ASS!
Posted: September 17th, 2007
both of H. Jordan’s and Ben’s mommas are so ugly the last time they heard a whistle is when they were hit a by train!!!
Posted: September 17th, 2007
yo mamma’s so fat she went to a strip club and they paid her to keep clothes on!
Posted: September 17th, 2007
ben’s momma is so fat you have to roll her in the flour to find the wet spot just f**k her!
BAM BITCH!
Posted: September 17th, 2007
BOM CHICA WAH WH yo momma’s so stupid she failed a piss test
Posted: September 17th, 2007
G.BAG u effin stupid dawg
Posted: September 18th, 2007
Yo momma so ugly, when she picked up a bar a soap it screamed,” Oh, my eyes.”
Posted: September 18th, 2007
Anonymous’s mum is so fat that they have two planets with similar names Uranus and Ur momma
Posted: September 18th, 2007
Anonymous’s mum is so fat that when she was at Mc Donalds and they gave her the bill, her phone number appeared.
Posted: September 18th, 2007
If fat was a dollar, then Anonymous’s mum would be a millionaire.
Posted: September 18th, 2007
Anonymous’s mum is so fat, that if they wanted a discus they would just get her to sit on a shotput
Posted: September 18th, 2007
Feel free to post stuff to me if u like my home brewed yo momma jokes.
Posted: September 18th, 2007
P.S check my stuff out at the top of the page
Posted: September 18th, 2007
Anonymous’s mum is so stupid that she thinks the thesaurus is a dinosaur
Posted: September 18th, 2007
Yo momma is so cross eyed, she drives a ford focus with a perscripted windscreen
Posted: September 18th, 2007
Hey H. Jordan Fan i dont look up Yo Momma jokes on da web, i watch Yo Momma on MTV dats where i get my jokes
Posted: September 19th, 2007
Yo mAmA so fAT sHE cAn siT oN a DoLLaR aNd mAKe cHAngE. ??? ??? ????? ???? ??? ???
Posted: September 19th, 2007
??? ??? ????? ???? ??? ?????? ??? ????? ???? ??? ??? ??? ??? ????? ???? ??? ??? ??? ??? ????? ???? ??? ???
Posted: September 19th, 2007
Yo mama SO fat she had sex w/ r FAT ASS daddy and had YOU. Oh dis!!!!! JK lol
Posted: September 19th, 2007
Yo mama is so ugly to have you she had sex w/ ur dad. while they were having sex she wore a bag and yo daddy wore a bag, in case hers fell off! Again w/ the dissage!lol
Posted: September 19th, 2007
These are some of the internet jokes used by squekster:
Ur momma is so fat she has bacon flavoured lip balm
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Choked!!!!
Ur momma is so old she owes jesus a dollar!!
Ur momma is so fat when she jumps into a swimming pool the water jumps out
Ur momma is so black when she went to night school she got marked absent
Ur momma is so fat, fat people run around her for exercise
Posted: September 19th, 2007
ur a gay, sad, lonely loser squeakster
Posted: September 19th, 2007
…………………………………
Posted: September 19th, 2007
Just because I have 2 dads
Posted: September 19th, 2007
Yeah I agree, but lets pretend he has a mum.
Squeksters mum is so stupid she is out there looking for a giant spider because she heard that there’s a World Wide Web.
Posted: September 19th, 2007
I agree with H. Jordan Fan Ben is a gay fag who uses internet jokes!!
Posted: September 19th, 2007
Hey some nobhead has called themselves squeakster
Posted: September 19th, 2007
I admit I am a gay loser who copies other peoples jokes. Ben is way cooler than me. But still a loser.
H. Jordan fan has the best yo momma jokes ive ever heard. man is he so much cooler than me.
Posted: September 19th, 2007
Wow!!! thanks man. I must admit though your calls are pretty bad.
Posted: September 19th, 2007
yep u r a fuktard
Posted: September 19th, 2007
hey ben squeakster sounds like a gay loser. Post back to me
Posted: September 19th, 2007
Although i am so much cooler than squeakster, i have never been laid and i have a 4 cm chode
Posted: September 19th, 2007
That guy is so retarded and he admits to having 2 dads
Posted: September 19th, 2007
Dont take my name u gay bitch
Posted: September 19th, 2007
Please everybody i just want u to know both my dads have raped me and i liked it.
Posted: September 19th, 2007
My mommas so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Posted: September 19th, 2007
Actually squeakster is my nickname, Hairry Jordan fanny is my real name
Posted: September 19th, 2007
P.S ben is cooler than me.
and I use internet jokes
Posted: September 19th, 2007
I am announce I tried to rape ben but he beat me up
Posted: September 19th, 2007
What the hell dont be gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: September 19th, 2007
What r u doing squeakster???????? Dont get jealous of me
Posted: September 19th, 2007
Squeakster is acting like a loser and stole my name
Posted: September 19th, 2007
I think that ben Is way better a telling jokes than me and also my real name is
Phil Megroin and I’m into child pornography. So if any one here is a little boy post something too me. P.S I have 2 dads
Posted: September 19th, 2007
Yuk that dudes creepy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: September 19th, 2007
Yo mamma is so ugly when ever people see her they say what is that an animal or a ghost
Yo mamma is so stupid she does not remmember yo name
yo mamma is so fat she doesn’t have sex anymore coz even ten guy can’t handle her
yo dad is so ugly he decided to be gay but still no luck hes single
Posted: September 19th, 2007
yo mama so fat that ur daddy is still lost in her pussy!!!
Ps, sqakster sounds cute and H. jordan fan is dumb, just saying.
Posted: September 19th, 2007
*sqeakster sorry for misspelling
Posted: September 19th, 2007
your momma so fat she looks like 400 pounds of a clogged artery.
Posted: September 19th, 2007
your momma is so fat she looks like 400 pounds of a clogged artery.
Posted: September 19th, 2007
h jordan’s momma is so black when i tried to shoot her last night the bullets came back asking for flashlights
Posted: September 19th, 2007
hey h.jordan it sounds like some your jokes are coming from the internet to
get your own damn jokes
“yo momma is so dum she thought the thesaurus was a dinosaur”
i heard that years ago from my own mom
Posted: September 20th, 2007
Your mum is not the internet,
But maybe I did get it from yo momma seeing as we have gotten to know each other very very well
Posted: September 20th, 2007
Name any of my jokes that u think i got from the internet. I bet u cant find any u dumb ass
Posted: September 20th, 2007
Did I ever tell u that
I think that anonymous Is a gay fag and that I’am way better a telling jokes than him and also I’m into child pornography. So if any one here is a little boy post something too me. P.S I have 2 dads
Posted: September 20th, 2007
Hey anonymous truce, lets just post good original yo momma jokes and leave it at that.
Except if that gay loser squeakster says something about u or me
Posted: September 20th, 2007
If any one thinks that I use internet jokes then give an example and the website. Because otherwise your a liar
Posted: September 20th, 2007
Yo momma’s so fat when she walks down the street people ask her if its a boy or a girl
Posted: September 20th, 2007
Yo momma’s so ugly when she was born the doctors said “Its a boy”.
Posted: September 20th, 2007
Yo momma’s so fat she has to shave her legs with a lawn mower.
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo mama so fat she has more roles then a bakery
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo mamas so old she still owes moses a dollar
yo mamas so old she took her driving test on a dinosaur
Posted: September 20th, 2007
Yo mama is so stupid she thought she got you from a tree like aples
yo mama’s nose is so big she finishes the oxygen in the room
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo mama is so fat when she had you she said out and there you came smiling saying at last
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo momma like and ice cream everyone gets a lick
yo momma’s like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
yo momma so stupid she tried putting M&M’s in alphabetical order
yo momma so poor, I walked in the front door and walked out the back gate
yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other peoples fingers
yo momma so stupid she went to take the 44 but took the 22 twice
yo momma so ugly she joined an ugly contest and they said “sorry no pro’s”
yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
yo momma so fat even bill gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction
yo momma so fat when she has sex she has to give directions
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo momma so tall,she did a cartwheel and kicked jesus in the head
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo momma glasses so thick,they’re bulletproof
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo momma so stupid,she fell out the family tree
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo momma is like a truck,so many mexicans fit in the back.
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo momma so fat,she pierced her nipples and koolaid came out.
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo momma so old,she fart dust, and genies appear
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo momma so fat,she hide food in her creases
Posted: September 20th, 2007
you momma so fat,osama Bin laden is hiding inside one of her rolls
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo momma so fat,every time she get on a elevator or escalator,it turn into s Six Flags ride.
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo momma so fat,The Food Network is her porn channel
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo momma so hariy,her breasts have hairlines
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo momma so fat,her belt buckles are license plates.
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo momma so hairy,,you have to use a weedwhacker to keep from getting tangled in her pubs.
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo momma is so nasty,she’s like spongebob, got enough holes for everyone
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo momma is so old,the lights on her street are in black and white.
Posted: September 20th, 2007
y’all got nothin on Me! I’m the champ when it comes to this!
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo momma is so fat and lazy,she be out of breath every time she take a piss.
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo momma so fat,that ain’t a grill on her car,those are stretch marks.
Posted: September 20th, 2007
yo momma so stupid,she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window
Posted: September 20th, 2007
hell yeah ‘ El Propheta Del Aztec Empire ‘ is out there killin ‘em — and yo momma
Posted: September 20th, 2007
lol
Posted: September 20th, 2007
Yo mama so fat when she wore a red dress to a party,the kids said “hey koolaid!”
Posted: September 20th, 2007
Damn man! u so gay u gay
Posted: September 21st, 2007
Hey i didn’t write that earlier comment. And I’m a girl dumb ass. H jordan fan, ur an @$$ f***!!!
Posted: September 21st, 2007
Hey yall!!! Es mi! (it’s me) Yo soy muy bonita y intelligente. (I am VERY pretty and smart.) Tambien hablo y escribo Espanol. (I also speak and write spainish.) Yey me!!!!!! JK. I am not like that!!!
Posted: September 21st, 2007
Actually I am a gay guy.
And me and me two dads have fun raping each other with two double headed rubber dildo’s. Also I like masturbating over beast porn.
by the way Anonymous wrote that comment earlier and Anonymous is a complete and utter f**** head
Posted: September 21st, 2007
Hey El Propheta Del Aztec Empire. I think that I’m pretty good as well. But i must admit i think your jokes are funny and original
But here’s some of mine
Yo momma’s so fat her wedding ring’s a hoola hoop.
Yo momma’s so short she has to ride her tec deck to work.
Yo momma’s so fat when she went to KFC she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo momma ’s so ugly she reminds me of the sun, if u stare at her to long your going to go blind.
Yo momma’s so sluty she should be called brick because she gets laid everywhere.
Yo momma should be called squirell because she’s always got nuts in her mouth.
Yo momma should be called titanic because she swallowed a whole lot of seamen.
Yo momma’s groin is like a library, always open to the public.
Yo momma’s so sluty even I could have been your daddy if only the que to get to her room wasnt so big.
Yo momma’s so ugly I thought there was a star wars convention going on but it was just the meeting to decide the father of her child.
Yo momma’s so fat she thinks the pyramids are triangle cheese
Yo momma’s so tall instead of eating broccoli she eats trees
Yo momma’s so old that when she applied for her drivers license she had to ride a camel.
Yo momma’s so old her childhood pets are now fossils.
Yo momma’s so black she sweats pepsi.
Yo momma’s so fat she plays golf with the moon.
Yo momma’s so ugly when the basilisk looked into her eyes, it died
Yo momma is so fat that they have two planets with similar names Uranus and Ur momma
Yo momma is so fat that when she was at Mc Donalds and they gave her the bill, her phone number appeared.
If fat was a dollar, then y would yo momma would be a millionaire.
Yo momma is so fat, that if they wanted a discus they would just get her to sit on a shotput
Yo momma’s so fat when she walks down the street people ask her if its a boy or a girl
Yo momma’s so ugly when she was born the doctors said “Its a boy”.
Yo momma’s so fat she has to shave her legs with a lawn mower.
Posted: September 21st, 2007
H. Jordan fan is usin sum pretty funi jokes but i av herd them all b4
Posted: September 21st, 2007
like ur gettin’ my name r u really a gay phuk coz i am squeaksters m8 and he is creepd owt by u sayn he sounds cute hola bk
Posted: September 21st, 2007
h. jordan i call you on the truce lets roast some momma’s
Posted: September 21st, 2007
oh and h jordan i’ll now go by Sir Roaster of Mommas
Posted: September 21st, 2007
squeaster’s momma is so bald when she takes a shower she gets brain washed
Posted: September 21st, 2007
squeaksters momma is so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be continued
Posted: September 21st, 2007
squeaksters momma’s teeth are so yellow when she smiles at me i get a sun tan
Posted: September 21st, 2007
and i was reading some of the comments that annonymous was not me
Posted: September 21st, 2007
boy george luvr this in one is for you
Que mes ves PUTO?!?
Posted: September 21st, 2007
Chingadres tu madre puto
Posted: September 21st, 2007
yo momma is so fat she went walking over wal-mart tripped over k-mart and land right on TARGET!!!
Posted: September 21st, 2007
see you guys tuesday at about this time