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678 Yo Momma Jokes in “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”



  1. h's Momma Joke:

    i am the king



  2. slickwitit's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so poor I was in her house and lit a cigarette, and she ran out and said ” Who playing with the heat ! “



  3. slickwitit's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid she thought hamburger helper can with another person.



  4. adrian valdez's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the camera crew videoed gorilla in the mist in the shower



  5. CAPO STATUS THAT PRETTY STUD's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat it took me 2 planes, 3 buses, and 5 cabs jus to get on her gud side. get at tha girl.



  6. CAPO STATUS THAT PRETTY STUD's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her blood type is “RAGU”.



  7. CAPO STATUS THAT PRETTY STUD's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she walked past the t.v. and i missed 3 commericals.



  8. CAPO STATUS THAT PRETTY STUD's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she put her lipstick on with a paintroller.



  9. CAPO STATUS THAT PRETTY STUD's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dirty she smell like hot ass on a cold day.



  10. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mommy so dumb that she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  11. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so slow it took her 4 days to watch 48 hours!



  12. Gangsta E's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat…. we inside rite now

    yo mama so fat instead of HIV d=she gave cholesterole



  13. Gangsta E's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″

    Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.



  14. Gangsta E's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”

    Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.



  15. Gangsta E's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that wen she was born the doctor slapped everybody

    yo mama so nasty wen i called her for phone sex i got an ear infection

    yo mama so nasty she pours salt water in her pants to keep her crabs fresh



  16. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout



  17. bruno's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat mexicans hide inside her to get past the border



  18. bruno's Momma Joke:

    i thought of this one myself



  19. Munkyman's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so nasty her doctor gave her a rectal exam and got HIV



  20. Serion's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so nasty she ruined this website byposting shit ‘yo momma’ jokes.
    BE IN BED AT 9PM TONIGH!
    HAAA.



  21. Joy's Momma Joke:

    Ok you ready for this one???:

    Your momma so dumb i told her to do the robot….now R2D2 has AIDS



  22. lee's Momma Joke:

    yto momma so nasty… wen ur dad dies she gonna cremate him, sprinkle her ashes on her curry just so he can tear her ass up 1 last time



  23. lee's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so cheap the bitch wouldn’t pay 4 a abortion now i stuck payin child support 2 keep ur @$$



  24. homeboy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s like an economy car-a great bang for the buck!



  25. homeboy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like tide-Go ahead, get dirty.



  26. homeboy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a tornado-a whole lotta sux an’ blows, she destroys the house & leaves.
    yo mama is such a lazy ho, she won’t do the dishes.
    yo mama is so poor the bitch brought her dildo @ the used rack



  27. homeboy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dirty she joined the navy to get semen.



  28. homeboy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she like military drill-one step forward, 5 steps back!



  29. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat, she has to go to sea world to get baptised.



  30. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so hairy, you almost died of rugburn at birth.



  31. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you mamma so ugly, that her mamma had to be drunk to breast feed her.



  32. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly, that yo dadda’s breath smells like crap because he would rather kiss her ass.



  33. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so dumb, she got locked inside a grocery store and starved to death…



  34. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.



  35. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s like a doorknob, everyone get’s a turn

    Natasha



  36. Unknown YoMommaPk.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so nasty, I asked her what was for supper and she opened her legs and said “Crabs.”



  37. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat her wedding ring’s a hoola hoop.



  38. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so short she has to ride her tec deck to work.



  39. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat when she went to KFC she asked for the bucket on the roof.



  40. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Feel free to post stuff to me if u like my home brewed yo momma jokes.

    P.S the comeback king of yo momma jokes is Hair Jordan, check him out on you tube.



  41. big dick's Momma Joke:

    your momma so sumb the doctor told her to have a light diet so she opened her mouth in front of the tube light



  42. big dick's Momma Joke:

    u r momma is so fat that the last time she saw the number 98211 was on a weighing scale



  43. edebonhar's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so poor that i bought paper plates to your house for dinner and your mom said ” dont use the good china “



  44. lee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a magic carpet. been ridin by loadsa middle easten men
    yo momma so fat and nasty, her crabs are life size
    your mum sop lazy in bed gottta jump start her wiv a neuclear power station and the bicth still dont run



  45. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that wen she walk’d down 2 tha beach tha other day the whales pop’d out n started singing “we are family eva no ur bigger then me” !!!!!haha



  46. dino's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black . when she gets out of car the oil light comes on



  47. dino's Momma Joke:

    yo momma not bald. her hair is just running away from her face.



  48. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma ’s so ugly she reminds me of the sun, if u stare at her to long your going to go blind.



  49. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so sluty she should be called brick because she gets laid everywhere.



  50. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma should be called squirell because she’s always got nuts in her mouth.



  51. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma should be called titanic because she swallowed a whole lot of seamen.



  52. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s groin is like a library, always open to the public.



  53. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so sluty even I could have been your daddy if only the que to get to her room wasnt so big.

    Yo momma’s so ugly I thought there was a star wars convention going on but it was just the meeting to decide the paternity of her child.



  54. dom's Momma Joke:

    ya momma so fat she swets chicken grease



  55. dom's Momma Joke:

    YUR MUM SO UGLY SHE MADE A ONION CRY



  56. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,when she walked up to the microphone stand,her jelly roles sang.



  57. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    What the internet jokes?



  58. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Dom is a gay ass wannaby.



  59. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    No one besides H.Jordan has better yo momma jokes then me. You all suck.

    I put the callenge out to anyone who can cum up with a good original yo momma joke. Maybe then they will gain my respect.



  60. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Dont use the internet to find your joke.

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    fffff

    fff

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  61. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hair Jordan is apollo crede but I’m rocky balboa and ready to fight.



  62. dk's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat..she went out side to smoke a sig and saw a bus run down the street and she said, STOP THAT TWINKY!!!



  63. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy, people mistake her for the real chewbacca.



  64. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when she came in class somebody wrote asshole on the board and she said is that an a in a hole.



  65. kirafika's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb when she was baking cookies the oven bell ranged and then she said who is it?



  66. kirafika's Momma Joke:

    yo mam so greetywhen she went in McDONALS SHE SIAD MAN IM TIERD GIV ME SOME FATNESS.THEN HE SAID WHY SHE SAID BECAUSE NIGGRO IM FATNESS.MY NAME FATNESS.SORRY WE DONT ALLOW FAT PEOPLE.



  67. Dillon's Momma Joke:

    yo moma like a railroad getz laid all over the USA



  68. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so fat she cant clap



  69. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so black when she went to night school she got marked absent



  70. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so black she bleeds soya sauce



  71. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so fat, fat people run around her for exercise



  72. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so dumb she has a tampon behind her ear and cant find her pen



  73. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is short you can see her feet on her drivers licence



  74. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so ugly, look at youself!!!!



  75. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so thin, when she ate a MnM she looked 6 months pregnant



  76. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so ugly she makes michael jackson look like brad pitt



  77. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so fat, she doesnt have corn rolls, shes got crop circles



  78. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so fat when she weighs herself it says ‘to be continued’



  79. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so old she farts dust



  80. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so old she owes jesus a dollar!!
    I made dat 1 up HAHAHAHAHa!!!!!!



  81. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so fat when she jumps into a swimming pool the water jumps out



  82. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so fat her jeans are made from hummer



  83. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so fat she has pictures of food in her purse



  84. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so fat she has bacon flavoured lip balm



  85. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so poor she got a cardboard box, drew an X on the top it, spun it around and said “Happy Birthday Son heres an Xbox 360″



  86. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
    Choked!!!!



  87. G.Bag's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old that she sat behind jesus in da 3rd grade.



  88. G.Bag's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly that she gave freddy krueger nightmares.



  89. G.Bag's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that wen she has sex she has to give directions.



  90. G.Bag's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat dat when she ordered a water bed da organisers threw a blanket ova da ocean.



  91. G.Bag's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat dat when she sat around da house…(she really sat around da house)



  92. G.Bag's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat dat wen she jumpt in da pool da pool jumpt owwt…



  93. G.Bag's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly dat she looked in da mirror and saw shrek.



  94. G.Bag's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat dat a priest sed let there b light and she moved



  95. G.Bag's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old dat she farts dust.



  96. G.Bag's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb dat a priest sed let there b light…
    So she turned on da light.



  97. G.Bag's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat dat wen she put her hand in da water people sed hey no bombing.



  98. G.Bag's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat dat wen she bent ova we had an eclipse



  99. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat she thinks the pyramids are triangle cheese



  100. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so tall instead of eating broccoli she eats trees.



  101. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    I would like to announce that anonymous and squeakster have gained my respect for good original yo momma jokes.

    Squeakster has used some internet jokes but that one about bleeding soya sauce is hilarious.



  102. FIRE HEAD's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMMA IS SO POOR I WALKED INTO HER HOUSE AND STEPED ON A CIRRERETE SHE RAN OUT AND SAID OH NO DON’T STEP ON THE HEATER



  103. FIRE HEAD's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMMA SO FAT SHE TRIPED OVER A BOAT AND LANDED IN THE OCEAN AND A BIG WHALE CAME UP AND SAID WE ARE FAMILY FAT LADY



  104. G.BAG IS FAT's Momma Joke:

    G.BAG IS SO DAME FAT



  105. FIREHEAD's Momma Joke:

    GNGFNGJFXJJJXFJGJ



  106. THUNDER's Momma Joke:

    MR.S MACLANEY THE MATH TEACHER IS A CRACH HEAD



  107. BOM CHICA WAH WH's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she laughed at this yo momma joke



  108. hactuer's Momma Joke:

    has anyone seen the new [url=www.game-copy.info] game copy pro[/url] software package they just came out with.
    looks like it can copy ps2 games. has anyone used it before?



  109. ben's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO HAIRY YOU ALMOST DIED OF RUGBURN AT BIRTH



  110. ben's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT THEY USE THE ELASTIC IN HER UNDERWEAR FOR BUNGEE JUMPING



  111. ben's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO NASTY SHE PUT SALT DOWN HER PANTS TO KEEP HER CRABS FRESH



  112. ben's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO RETAR SHE THINKS TWINKLE TWINKLE LETTLE STAR IS A RAP SONG



  113. ben's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO POOR I SAW HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE STREET I ASKED HER WHAT SHE WAS DOING SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS MOVING HOUSES!



  114. ben's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE GIVES FREDDY KRUEGER NIGHTMARES!



  115. ben's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO BLACK WHEN SHE EATS TOOTSIE ROLLS SHE WEARS GLOVES SO SHE WONT EAT HER FINGERS!



  116. ben's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE TURNED MEDUSA TO STONE!



  117. ben's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO OLD SHE WALKED IN ANTIQUE STORE AND THEY KEPT HER



  118. ben's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE MAKES BLIND PEOPLE CRY



  119. ben's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA TEETH ARE SO ROTTEN THEY LOOK LIKE DICE



  120. ben's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WENT TO THE UGLY CONTEST THEY SAID SORRY NO PROFFESIONALS!



  121. ben's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT SHE WALKED ON THE BITCH AND PEOPLE RAN AROUND SCREAMING FREE WILLY FREE WILLY



  122. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Bens momma’s so old that when she applied for her drivers license she had to ride a camel.



  123. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Bens momma’s so old her childhood pets are now fossils.



  124. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Bens momma’s so black she sweats pepsi.



  125. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Bens momma’s so fat she plays golf with the moon.



  126. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Bens momma’s so ugly when the basilisk looked into her eyes, it died



  127. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ben’s momma is so short, you can see her feet on her drivers license!



  128. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    H. Jordan’s momma so fat she has her own brand name of jeans “FA” for FAT ASS!



  129. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    both of H. Jordan’s and Ben’s mommas are so ugly the last time they heard a whistle is when they were hit a by train!!!



  130. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s so fat she went to a strip club and they paid her to keep clothes on!



  131. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ben’s momma is so fat you have to roll her in the flour to find the wet spot just f**k her!
    BAM BITCH!



  132. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    BOM CHICA WAH WH yo momma’s so stupid she failed a piss test



  133. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    G.BAG u effin stupid dawg



  134. cody taylor's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, when she picked up a bar a soap it screamed,” Oh, my eyes.”



  135. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Anonymous’s mum is so fat that they have two planets with similar names Uranus and Ur momma



  136. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Anonymous’s mum is so fat that when she was at Mc Donalds and they gave her the bill, her phone number appeared.



  137. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    If fat was a dollar, then Anonymous’s mum would be a millionaire.



  138. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Anonymous’s mum is so fat, that if they wanted a discus they would just get her to sit on a shotput



  139. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Feel free to post stuff to me if u like my home brewed yo momma jokes.



  140. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    P.S check my stuff out at the top of the page



  141. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Anonymous’s mum is so stupid that she thinks the thesaurus is a dinosaur



  142. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so cross eyed, she drives a ford focus with a perscripted windscreen



  143. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Hey H. Jordan Fan i dont look up Yo Momma jokes on da web, i watch Yo Momma on MTV dats where i get my jokes



  144. like ur gettin' my name!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama SO fat she had sex w/ r FAT ASS daddy and had YOU. Oh dis!!!!! JK lol



  145. like ur gettin' my name!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so ugly to have you she had sex w/ ur dad. while they were having sex she wore a bag and yo daddy wore a bag, in case hers fell off! Again w/ the dissage!lol



  146. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    These are some of the internet jokes used by squekster:

    Ur momma is so fat she has bacon flavoured lip balm

    What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
    Choked!!!!

    Ur momma is so old she owes jesus a dollar!!

    Ur momma is so fat when she jumps into a swimming pool the water jumps out

    Ur momma is so black when she went to night school she got marked absent

    Ur momma is so fat, fat people run around her for exercise



  147. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    ur a gay, sad, lonely loser squeakster



  148. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    …………………………………



  149. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Just because I have 2 dads



  150. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yeah I agree, but lets pretend he has a mum.

    Squeksters mum is so stupid she is out there looking for a giant spider because she heard that there’s a World Wide Web.



  151. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Hey some nobhead has called themselves squeakster



  152. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    I admit I am a gay loser who copies other peoples jokes. Ben is way cooler than me. But still a loser.

    H. Jordan fan has the best yo momma jokes ive ever heard. man is he so much cooler than me.



  153. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Wow!!! thanks man. I must admit though your calls are pretty bad.



  154. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    hey ben squeakster sounds like a gay loser. Post back to me



  155. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Although i am so much cooler than squeakster, i have never been laid and i have a 4 cm chode



  156. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    That guy is so retarded and he admits to having 2 dads



  157. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Dont take my name u gay bitch



  158. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Please everybody i just want u to know both my dads have raped me and i liked it.



  159. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    My mommas so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her



  160. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    Actually squeakster is my nickname, Hairry Jordan fanny is my real name



  161. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    P.S ben is cooler than me.

    and I use internet jokes



  162. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    I am announce I tried to rape ben but he beat me up



  163. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    What the hell dont be gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  164. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Squeakster is acting like a loser and stole my name



  165. squeakster's Momma Joke:

    I think that ben Is way better a telling jokes than me and also my real name is
    Phil Megroin and I’m into child pornography. So if any one here is a little boy post something too me. P.S I have 2 dads



  166. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yuk that dudes creepy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  167. Naughty Noni's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so ugly when ever people see her they say what is that an animal or a ghost

    Yo mamma is so stupid she does not remmember yo name

    yo mamma is so fat she doesn’t have sex anymore coz even ten guy can’t handle her

    yo dad is so ugly he decided to be gay but still no luck hes single



  168. like ur gettin' my name's Momma Joke:

    *sqeakster sorry for misspelling



  169. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she looks like 400 pounds of a clogged artery.



  170. blaze's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she looks like 400 pounds of a clogged artery.



  171. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    h jordan’s momma is so black when i tried to shoot her last night the bullets came back asking for flashlights



  172. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    hey h.jordan it sounds like some your jokes are coming from the internet to
    get your own damn jokes
    “yo momma is so dum she thought the thesaurus was a dinosaur”
    i heard that years ago from my own mom



  173. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Your mum is not the internet,

    But maybe I did get it from yo momma seeing as we have gotten to know each other very very well



  174. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Name any of my jokes that u think i got from the internet. I bet u cant find any u dumb ass



  175. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey anonymous truce, lets just post good original yo momma jokes and leave it at that.

    Except if that gay loser squeakster says something about u or me



  176. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    If any one thinks that I use internet jokes then give an example and the website. Because otherwise your a liar



  177. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat when she walks down the street people ask her if its a boy or a girl



  178. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly when she was born the doctors said “Its a boy”.



  179. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat she has to shave her legs with a lawn mower.



  180. vini's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she has more roles then a bakery



  181. vini's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so old she still owes moses a dollar
    yo mamas so old she took her driving test on a dinosaur



  182. Naughty Noni's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she thought she got you from a tree like aples

    yo mama’s nose is so big she finishes the oxygen in the room



  183. Naughty Noni's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat when she had you she said out and there you came smiling saying at last



  184. Gimpy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like and ice cream everyone gets a lick
    yo momma’s like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
    yo momma so stupid she tried putting M&M’s in alphabetical order
    yo momma so poor, I walked in the front door and walked out the back gate
    yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other peoples fingers
    yo momma so stupid she went to take the 44 but took the 22 twice
    yo momma so ugly she joined an ugly contest and they said “sorry no pro’s”
    yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
    yo momma so fat even bill gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction
    yo momma so fat when she has sex she has to give directions



  185. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so tall,she did a cartwheel and kicked jesus in the head



  186. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma glasses so thick,they’re bulletproof



  187. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid,she fell out the family tree



  188. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a truck,so many mexicans fit in the back.



  189. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,she pierced her nipples and koolaid came out.



  190. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old,she fart dust, and genies appear



  191. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,she hide food in her creases



  192. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    you momma so fat,osama Bin laden is hiding inside one of her rolls



  193. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,every time she get on a elevator or escalator,it turn into s Six Flags ride.



  194. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,The Food Network is her porn channel



  195. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hariy,her breasts have hairlines



  196. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,her belt buckles are license plates.



  197. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy,,you have to use a weedwhacker to keep from getting tangled in her pubs.



  198. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty,she’s like spongebob, got enough holes for everyone



  199. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old,the lights on her street are in black and white.



  200. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    y’all got nothin on Me! I’m the champ when it comes to this!



  201. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat and lazy,she be out of breath every time she take a piss.



  202. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,that ain’t a grill on her car,those are stretch marks.



  203. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid,she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window



  204. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    hell yeah ‘ El Propheta Del Aztec Empire ‘ is out there killin ‘em — and yo momma



  205. ...'s Momma Joke:

    lol



  206. Alv's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she wore a red dress to a party,the kids said “hey koolaid!”



  207. Alv's Momma Joke:

    Damn man! u so gay u gay



  208. like ur gettin' my name's Momma Joke:

    Hey i didn’t write that earlier comment. And I’m a girl dumb ass. H jordan fan, ur an @$$ f***!!!



  209. boy george luvr's Momma Joke:

    Hey yall!!! Es mi! (it’s me) Yo soy muy bonita y intelligente. (I am VERY pretty and smart.) Tambien hablo y escribo Espanol. (I also speak and write spainish.) Yey me!!!!!! JK. I am not like that!!!



  210. like ur gettin' my name's Momma Joke:

    Actually I am a gay guy.

    And me and me two dads have fun raping each other with two double headed rubber dildo’s. Also I like masturbating over beast porn.

    by the way Anonymous wrote that comment earlier and Anonymous is a complete and utter f**** head



  211. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey El Propheta Del Aztec Empire. I think that I’m pretty good as well. But i must admit i think your jokes are funny and original

    But here’s some of mine

    Yo momma’s so fat her wedding ring’s a hoola hoop.

    Yo momma’s so short she has to ride her tec deck to work.

    Yo momma’s so fat when she went to KFC she asked for the bucket on the roof.

    Yo momma ’s so ugly she reminds me of the sun, if u stare at her to long your going to go blind.

    Yo momma’s so sluty she should be called brick because she gets laid everywhere.

    Yo momma should be called squirell because she’s always got nuts in her mouth.

    Yo momma should be called titanic because she swallowed a whole lot of seamen.

    Yo momma’s groin is like a library, always open to the public.

    Yo momma’s so sluty even I could have been your daddy if only the que to get to her room wasnt so big.

    Yo momma’s so ugly I thought there was a star wars convention going on but it was just the meeting to decide the father of her child.

    Yo momma’s so fat she thinks the pyramids are triangle cheese

    Yo momma’s so tall instead of eating broccoli she eats trees

    Yo momma’s so old that when she applied for her drivers license she had to ride a camel.

    Yo momma’s so old her childhood pets are now fossils.

    Yo momma’s so black she sweats pepsi.

    Yo momma’s so fat she plays golf with the moon.

    Yo momma’s so ugly when the basilisk looked into her eyes, it died

    Yo momma is so fat that they have two planets with similar names Uranus and Ur momma

    Yo momma is so fat that when she was at Mc Donalds and they gave her the bill, her phone number appeared.

    If fat was a dollar, then y would yo momma would be a millionaire.

    Yo momma is so fat, that if they wanted a discus they would just get her to sit on a shotput

    Yo momma’s so fat when she walks down the street people ask her if its a boy or a girl

    Yo momma’s so ugly when she was born the doctors said “Its a boy”.

    Yo momma’s so fat she has to shave her legs with a lawn mower.



  212. POMMY's Momma Joke:

    H. Jordan fan is usin sum pretty funi jokes but i av herd them all b4



  213. POMMY's Momma Joke:

    like ur gettin’ my name r u really a gay phuk coz i am squeaksters m8 and he is creepd owt by u sayn he sounds cute hola bk



  214. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    h. jordan i call you on the truce lets roast some momma’s



  215. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    oh and h jordan i’ll now go by Sir Roaster of Mommas



  216. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    squeaster’s momma is so bald when she takes a shower she gets brain washed



  217. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    squeaksters momma is so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be continued



  218. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    squeaksters momma’s teeth are so yellow when she smiles at me i get a sun tan



  219. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    and i was reading some of the comments that annonymous was not me



  220. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    boy george luvr this in one is for you
    Que mes ves PUTO?!?



  221. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    Chingadres tu madre puto



  222. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she went walking over wal-mart tripped over k-mart and land right on TARGET!!!



  223. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    see you guys tuesday at about this time



  224. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    I give you credit for all yo jokes too H. Jordan fan.I just take bits and pieces of jokes,and throw a whole new spin on them.



  225. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat and stupid,she thought Bush was in Iraq digging for cooking oil.



  226. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat,she got an autographed bucket of chicken from the Colonel himself



  227. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma head so big,her sunglasses made from tinted windows



  228. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid,she still looking for willy Wonka’s Chocolate factory



  229. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid,she drowned in a puddle.



  230. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,she asked the devil if she could cook all her food in hell.



  231. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,her eyebrows made of chocolate sprinkles



  232. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat,her lips look liked glazed donuts when she put on lip gloss.



  233. Cheri lee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has to sleep on the mattress factory.



  234. Cheri lee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she took soap to a baby shower.



  235. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty,she was the one they showered



  236. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    For starters pommy you have not heard those jokes before.

    And that Sir Roaster of Mommas is cool and kicks but.

    i aalso a big fan of El Propheta Del Aztec Empire because his jokes are original and funny.

    Every body squeakster is a gay loser



  237. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo mmomma’s so stupid she drowned in a sand pit



  238. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    I just take bits and pieces of jokes,and throw a whole new spin on them as well



  239. POMMY's Momma Joke:

    Hey guys its me squeakster I have changed my name to LIKE YOUR GETTING MY NAME.

    And now my new name is pommy.

    Buts its still me squeakster the same old gay paedophile who steals other peoples jokes. Whoever that gay el poofter aztec de ruler is they have the worst jokes



  240. Some Fat Guy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she invented the eclipse!
    Yo momma so ugly when she went to Tokyo they made a documentary about her called ‘Godzilla’!
    Yo momma so slutty she makes Paris Hilton look like a saint!
    Yo momma so white the KKK worship her!
    -BEAT THAT BITCH-



  241. Janessa S.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat, that when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone!!



  242. Janessa416's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly, that in strip clubs, they pay her to put her clothes on.



  243. Janessa416's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.



  244. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’ so fat that the moon doesn’t orbit around the earth it orbits around her



  245. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so black she sneezes chocolate sauce



  246. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so black her job is being peoples shadows



  247. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so skinny if you put a thumb tack on her chair it would go straight through her leg



  248. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly people dress up as her for halloween



  249. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid that she started to go to the gym because she wanted to be a shop lifter



  250. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid that she decided to sell money to charity



  251. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that when she sat on a house it turned into a flat



  252. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that you can see her on google earth



  253. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that soon Nasa will be sending out astronaughts to land on her



  254. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so poor that when i asked her what was for dinner she emptied out her ear wax and said pumpkin soup.



  255. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid that she ate a golf club because someone told her it was a “sandwedge”



  256. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid that I asked her to play tic-tac-toe but instead she just put a tic-tac between her toes



  257. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly that when she moons people they say
    “Its good to see her smiling”



  258. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so smelly instead of using shampoo she just uses poo



  259. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly that when her mum took her to the zoo and it was time to leave a zoo keeper ran up and said hey give be back that baby gorilla.



  260. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly that when she goes to the zoo people line up to pat and feed her



  261. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey El Propheta Del Aztec Empire Beat That.

    I think i have come up with some crackers, but lets see if u can beat them



  262. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire and sir roaster of mommas are cool and squeakster is a gay loser



  263. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she went sunbaking on the beatch and the crowd screamed out look free willie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ohhhh toppp datttt bitchesssssssss



  264. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat that when she went to the zoo elephants started chucking pea nuts at her !!!!!!!!



  265. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma so fat she was crossing the road i was about to hit her but i had to turn cause i thoght she was a round about and i ran outaa petrol



  266. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    Whoever Pommy is,hate all you want,i’m still better at this than you.To H. Jordan Fan,I must admit,you are quite a challenger.I gotta give you your props.



  267. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Sweat as man!!!!!!!!!!!!! You and I are da best.

    Hey Sir roaster of mommas why did you change your name back to anonymous?



  268. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Dude that joke about her glasses being bullet proof whas the funniest.

    Lol lol

    Now El Propheta Del Aztec Empire its your turn to rock da house with laughter



  269. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that the only reason she did maths was because you get to learn about pie. ( ? )



  270. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that the only reason she did maths was because you get to learn about pie. ?



  271. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Roses are red, trees are tall, yo momma’s got a chest thats as flat as the wall



  272. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Roses are red, the weeds are cut, even I could have been yo daddy because yo momma’s a slut



  273. (unknown)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s breath smells so bad she cant help but to talk shit

    yo mama’s like bad milk, FAT AND CHUNKY!



  274. (unknown)'s Momma Joke:

    roses are red, the grass is thick, yo mama’s growin’ a couple of dicks.

    TOP THAT



  275. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Violates are blue, roses are red , you and yo momma are both inbred



  276. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly that the only thing she can screw is a light bulb



  277. g dog's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed
    yo momma so stupid, she fell out of a boat and never toched the water
    yo momma so small, she jumped off the curb and commited suicide
    yo momma so stupid, she tried to strangle her self with a cordless phone



  278. Gabriel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so short that she can sit on a curb and swing her legs



  279. POMMY's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,osama Bin laden is hiding inside one of her rolls



  280. POMMY's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy,,you have to use a weedwhacker to keep from getting tangled in her pubs.



  281. POMMY's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty,she’s like a sponge, got enough holes for everyone



  282. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    nice try.keep ripping off my jokes, you can’t come up with anymore yourself.



  283. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    you’re so pathetic,you’re taking jokes froma Mexican.What next?Gonna take my job?I already took yours.



  284. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat and hairy,her lice are gummi bears



  285. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey man!!!!



  286. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so old that they teach people about her in history class



  287. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that when she heard about the
    “Guiness Book of World Records” she sat on it and broke all of them



  288. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    My public enemy hate list is now squeakster and pommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  289. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey El Propheta Del Aztec Empire post back too me



  290. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so hairy that when she went to fiji the natives tried to crack open her boobs because they thought they were coconuts



  291. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid,she got mugged on Sesame Street



  292. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,her farts are bacon-flavored



  293. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid,she likes lightning cuz she thinks someone’s taking her picture



  294. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    What’s up H. Jordan Fan?



  295. boy george luvr's Momma Joke:

    hey aztec dude U ROCK!!



  296. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat,she got a drumstick tattoed on the side of her leg



  297. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    thanks boy george luvr!



  298. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid,she thought a ghost was tryin to talk to her when she saw “OOOOOOOO” in her bowl of Cheerios.



  299. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,on a hot day,you can hear her cooking as she walks around outside



  300. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat,she thought pandas were life-size oreos



  301. boy george luvr's Momma Joke:

    ur welcome.

    Ur mama so fat her blood type is ragu!

    Ur mama so fat, her blood has bacon bits in it.

    Ur mama is so slutty she would do it w/ anyone, even squekster!!!!!!

    DIs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  302. boy george luvr's Momma Joke:

    Yo daddy’s dick so small that it used to hold cherios!!!



  303. boy george luvr's Momma Joke:

    what does that do



  304. boy george luvr's Momma Joke:

    oh nutin



  305. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey El Propheta Del Aztec Empire i didnt write that. Someone has stolen my name and I think it was squeakster. By the way thanks for posting back to me



  306. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    they did it to anonymous as well



  307. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey pommy and squeakster you 2 are gay losers. And stop writing comments using other peoples names



  308. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Pommy’s mums head is so big that people play the drums on her ear drum



  309. boy george luvr's Momma Joke:

    I agreee pommy and squeakster sound like gay losers. As if H. jordan fan and anonymous would say something like that.

    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire and H. Jordan fan keep up the jokes



  310. POMMY's Momma Joke:

    I admit it was me who stole anonymous and h. jordan fans names and wrote those bad comments saying it was them who wrote it.

    I am a gay guy and my boyfriend squeakster is only having ruff anal with me lately so I’m a little bit sad.



  311. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey El Propheta Del Aztec Empire, now its my turn to make up some jokes so I need to have a little think for a while



  312. POMMY's Momma Joke:

    ya mums so stupid she thinks that El Propheta Del Aztec Empire is good at telling jokes



  313. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    shut the F*** up pommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you cant even tell a good joke without using the internet.



  314. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Every body i didnt write that comment earlier. my user name is H. Jordan fan
    and the f*** head who wrote it spelt the name H Jordan fan. They left out the full stop



  315. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so short that they use her as a chess piece



  316. Naughty Noni's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly she never had a boyfriend all her life and she got you from buying a sperm



  317. Naughty Noni's Momma Joke:

    morning



  318. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY, HER MAKE-UP LINE”S CALLED “WHY BOTHER??” =]



  319. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that she has to use the moon as a marble



  320. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey anonymous



  321. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Pommy’s momma’s so stupid that she thinks george bush is a plant



  322. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid it took her 4 minutes to make 2 minute noodles



  323. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so short that she hunts foor food with a toothpick



  324. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so short her only friends are chicos



  325. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that Mt. Everest looks like a pimple on her skin



  326. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid that she thinks pimples are just a group of pimps



  327. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey Anonymous, boy george luvr and El Propheta Del Aztec Empire lets team up on pommy. And also squeakster if he shows up.

    Though i think squeakster changed his name to pommy



  328. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly she dosent belive in mirrors, because whenever she looks in one she sees a goat



  329. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that she can never wake up on the wrong side of the bed



  330. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so poor that she has to buy her food at the second hand store



  331. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so short she has to use marshmallows as a bean bag



  332. (unknown)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s got skills, she can deep throat my whole body!



  333. (unknown)'s Momma Joke:

    H. Jordan fan, U ROCK!



  334. boy george luvr's Momma Joke:

    Pommy, ur mama so ugly, she had u!



  335. by george luvr's Momma Joke:

    poor Pommy. Yeah, right!!!



  336. boy george luvr's Momma Joke:

    Wow. Some one doesn’t know ho to spell “boy”



  337. Not My Momma, YO MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so old that when God said, “Let there be light” she already owed 2 month’s rent. :|

    Yo momma’s so old, she had a dinosaur as her pet.

    Yo momma’s so ugly that when she looks it in a mirror, the mirror grabs a hammer and breaks itself.

    Yo momma’s so ugly that her reflection runs away from her.

    Yo momma’s so fat and clumby, that when she was heading to 12th avenue, she tripped on 3rd and landed on 7th.



  338. Not My Momma, YO MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    H. Jordan, by the way. Your jokes own. :D



  339. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    Whoever the hell also went on and tried to ass off as me,yo ass is more pathetic then I could ever imagine



  340. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    Word to the wise,keep my name out yo mouth,unless you just like yo momma and can’t keep nuts out.



  341. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma looks like a tranquilized elephant when she run



  342. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma skinny and ugly,when she sneeze,darts shoot out and knock people out



  343. boy george luvr's Momma Joke:

    Hey this one dude said to me, “I have seven dicks, they go all around. which is cool, cuz i can hula hoop it with seven girls.” What do u think of that? Not as a yo mama joe, but is it gross, weird, or funny?



  344. Kyle's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so poor i asked to use the bathroom she said pick a corner



  345. Kyle's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so stupid i told her to use the internet and she said “how do i enter”



  346. Not My Momma, YO MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid she has a negative IQ.

    Yo momma’s so skinny that when she turn sideways she disappears.

    Yo momma’s so ugly, I stared at her for too long and went blind.

    Yo momma’s like a toilet, always full of shit.



  347. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey thanks (unknown) and Not My Momma, YO MOMMA for the compiments.

    HEY!!!!!!!! El Propheta Del Aztec Empire post back to me man, that comment about the stunned elephant was hilarious



  348. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly that when she went outside for a jog around the block, people were calling up the police saying there was a bear on the loose



  349. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat that when they were tranquilizing elephants, yo momma walked past so they shot her



  350. boy george luvr's Momma Joke:

    Hey guys what abut the hula hoop? is it good or bad



  351. boy george luvr's Momma Joke:

    i’m changing my name to No one kows my name. kay. Boy george luvr s gone, for know.



  352. NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME's Momma Joke:

    Hey it’s me. i’m boy george luvr with a new name!!!



  353. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey whats up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  354. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    I need to have a think now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  355. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to pick a fight with her shadow



  356. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so old people tried to calculate her age but their calulators ran out of space



  357. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so gay,she can’t see straight.



  358. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    when it rains,people drag yo momma outside and shower her



  359. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    yo whole family so white,y’all look like a box of crackers when y’all stand inside an elevator



  360. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    I Still Got It and no one can take my Title!!!



  361. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    i gotta take a break so I can come back with some fresher material.Try not to roast each other too much. H. Jordan Fan and NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME, don’t go soft while i’m gone.I’ll be back in a couple of days…



  362. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    I stand to take that title. Dont just assume your the best. But that comment about seeing straight was good



  363. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid that she thinks meteors are just big meat balls



  364. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s bedroom is like an amusement park ride, you always have to line up to get there, once you pay the ride is pretty dodgy



  365. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s like jesus, they both got laid in a manger



  366. NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME's Momma Joke:

    yola, it is i, the SEXIEST girl EVER! Jk. well…. not really. lol.

    Yo mama such a lesbo, she had to adopt u. Yes know u know what she does when she has some “quality time” with that friend of hers. Talk about dildos!!!!!



  367. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so gay she cant even draw a straight line



  368. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so hairy she farts tumble weeds



  369. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so greasy she wee’s butter



  370. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so black that she went for a swim in the Black Sea and disappeared



  371. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly she looked a the ocean and after that it was called the Dead Sea



  372. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid that she thinks the dead sea used to be alive



  373. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so ugly she won the 2007 Ugly Contest in the mens league



  374. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so nasty once she’s had a bath she sells her bath water as cheese and onion chunky soup



  375. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma reminds me of a tyre, big black and burns rubber every day



  376. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so old she got a love letter from einstein



  377. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat and dirty that after seeing her undies it looks like she’s been smugling brownies in there



  378. jerryroxxx's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat, you can slap her butt and ride the waves!



  379. jerryroxxx's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat, her stretch marks spell “Fat Bitch”



  380. Not My Momma, YO MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    And H. Jordan keeps the roll up. Now that’s someone you want to hang around with. =D



  381. NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME's Momma Joke:

    DON’T FORGET ABOUT ME!!!!!!



  382. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yes I’m here



  383. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so nasty that diseases catch yo momma



  384. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so nasty she’s got more STD’s then a spelling bee



  385. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so black that she gargled listerine then spat out ovlatine



  386. (unknown)'s Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA WAS NAMED “VIRGINA” UNTILL SHE WAS 3



  387. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    i never changed my name i just haven’t been able to get on for a while



  388. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    h. jordan fan
    are you seriously that messed up or what?
    i’m homophobic dude



  389. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so gay she made elton john look straight



  390. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so nasty she doesn’t go tea bagging she potato sacks



  391. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s house so dirty roaches ride around in doombuggies



  392. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  393. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so chunky when she broke her leg gravy poured out



  394. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car



  395. KING OF YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS WITH CUSTOM CRACKS (TM)'s Momma Joke:

    What now sucka!



  396. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey Sir roaster of mommas I didn’t write that coment earlier. Some looser stole my name. I think it was squeakster or pommy.

    Post back to me man. How r u going. ready to roast some momma’s



  397. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    hey sir roaster of momma’s i didnt write that comment earlier. my user name is
    H. Jordan fan
    and the f*** head who wrote it spelt the name H Jordan fan. They left out the full stop



  398. NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME's Momma Joke:

    You don’t own this site, bastard!!! You ARE NOT the king!! Ur jokes suck and if you don’t shut up and post yo mama jokes, I will find away to report u!!! plus, if u don’t like how we spell or our yo mama jokes than LEAVE!!!!!!!!! U left and H Jordan Fan, Sir Roaster of mama’s and I have assumed ur ‘thone while u were gone. So BUH-BYE!!!



  399. NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME's Momma Joke:

    And I’m a GIRL RETARD. U are a total @$$ f***ing, Son of a bi***.



  400. NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME's Momma Joke:

    Ps. Sir roaster of mama’s my mom’s DEAD. So mention her agiain and that’s what u’ll be!!!



  401. NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME's Momma Joke:

    Yeah that’s right. RUN AWAY!!!!!



  402. El Propheta Del Aztec Empire's Momma Joke:

    KING OF YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS WITH CUSTOM CRACKS (TM), you ain’t got shit on anybody on here.I,along with H. Jordan Fan,NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME,and some other originals run this,not yo sorry ass.So get all yo out-the-ass, I-found-this-on-the-internet shit,and get out of here!



  403. yo mama master's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is old she know jesus’s beeper number!



  404. yo mama master's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairry she has cornrolls on her butt



  405. yo mama master's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so gay she made gay people turn straight



  406. yo mama master's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she went bungee jumping she got stuck in da air!



  407. yo mama master's Momma Joke:

    im on a roll check this one out
    are you ready????

    yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in 5th grade

    yo mama is so poor i saw her new family car… a skateboard!



  408. yo mama master's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she fell in walmart and landed on target !



  409. yo mama master's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she gets married for the rice



  410. yo mama master's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so poor she cant afford 50 cent!… and i aint talking about thr rapper!!!!!!



  411. yo mama master's Momma Joke:

    whos the best now huh? me!!!!!!



  412. yo mama master's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she tried to sell 50 cent for a soda



  413. yo mama master's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor she was skateboarding and said tring out my new wheels!



  414. yo mama master's Momma Joke:

    lol



  415. yo mama master's Momma Joke:

    yo mama contest!!!!!!!! whos the winner now one last one for today

    yo mama is so poor she was begging frodo for money!



  416. yo mama master's Momma Joke:

    ok one more

    yo mama is so poor she raped U for gas money

    yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money or should i say skateboard!!!!!!!!!!!



  417. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Hey KING OF YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS WITH CUSTOM CRACKS (TM)

    I know you might see me coming in and out of yo momma’s house, but dont worry she cant have a baby out of her mouth



  418. NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME's Momma Joke:

    Hey, yo mama’s master, all of those have been posted, so no offence but YAWN!!!

    Hey dudes, looks like the idiot bastard has left.(king of yo mammas…etc.)



  419. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Finally that guy was a retard. Hey how r u going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  420. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Whats with that yo mama master guy. His jokes suck.

    Sorry guys but I’m going to be going away for a while and wont be able to post until october



  421. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to get a job as a pole dancer at the North Pole



  422. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so greasy that she farts “spray on oil”



  423. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so greasy and filthy that she doesnt have a virgina. Her lips just fell off down into her groin and grew a beard



  424. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so crazy that she has two glass eyes but still reads books



  425. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so poor that I asked her to come to the 33c store. And she said “Why did we just win lotto”



  426. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so short and black that people think that she’s an ant



  427. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so short that when she goes to a petting zoo she rides the fleas on the animals back



  428. H. Jordan fan's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA’S SO FAT THAT SHE SWEATS FROM DOING RUNNING WRITING



  429. NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME's Momma Joke:

    Why are u not going to be able to post??/



  430. Emmanuel Trejo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she treid to drown a fish



  431. Emmanuel Trejo's Momma Joke:

    was up



  432. Emmanuel Trejo's Momma Joke:

    yo mam is so ugly she makes me want to Michel jackson



  433. Emmanuel Trejo's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly she makes me want to date Michel jackson



  434. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    hey NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME i didn’t mean anything by it
    i don’t live my mom either but i don’t let that stop me from roasting others
    the way i see it you can’t handle the heat get away from the ROASTER



  435. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    H. Jordan fan no problems
    and hae fun at what ever it is your doing



  436. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    KING OF YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS WITH CUSTOM CRACKS (TM)
    you are a f***ing ‘tard get the f*** out of here before i put you to shame biotch



  437. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    yo mama master,
    get your own damn jokes or at least read the ones already posted you dumbshit



  438. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s gap in her teeth so big i don’t know whether to laugh or kick a field goal!

    BUZZZ! AND THENKICK IS GOOD!



  439. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    boy george luvr,
    si tu mama es tan fea como mi perro i razurraria su tracero y enseñarle como caminar para tras
    that one is judt for you cause you can speak spanish



  440. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she puts mayonaise on aspirins



  441. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth so crooked when smiled i thought she threw up a gang sign
    WEST SIDE BITCH!



  442. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    oh snap i crack myself up LMAO



  443. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    see you guys tomorrow and i’ll say hi to yo mommas tonight



  444. POOP DICK MASTER's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she uses vallet parking just to go to the bathroom



  445. Sir Roaster of Mommas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has to get a building permit just to make the toilet seat wider



  446. Sir Roaster of Mommas (TM)'s Momma Joke:

    hey lets have a good original yo momma contest
    use your own made up momma jokes and post them don’t use the internet
    i have ways of finding out if you are cheating
    the rules anything goes you cheat you are eliminated from the contest
    winner will hold the utlimate momma roster (TM) title
    i won’t play this round because i don’t have much access to a computer so i’ll be the judge. and by the way champion gets bragging rights
    think of it as yo momma as on mtv maybe someone will be noticed and get a shot
    let the games begin guys
    make me LMAO



  447. Caitlin's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so fat shes fat



  448. KING OF YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS WITH CUSTOM CRACKS (TM)'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so bald I can see what she’s thinking



  449. TYR ANT's Momma Joke:

    H Jordans mom’s soo stupid when i took her to the shoot out last weekend some how the bitch got stabbed



  450. TYR ANT's Momma Joke:

    H Jordans mom’s soo stupid I got arrested for running her over when My car was parked



  451. TYR ANT's Momma Joke:

    H Jordans mom’s soo stupid she tripped over a cordless phone



  452. Frodo's Momma Joke:

    im taking confused to a new level…and im gonna say what i sed b4

    your mums like a hardwarestore 10c a screw



  453. KING OF YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS WITH CUSTOM CRACKS (TM)'s Momma Joke:

    Hey Dooshy brit frodo : snappin and crackin is American there is no such word as MUM. So go away, and by the way ever heard of a toothbrush? Orthodontist? With out even knowing you I know you have them “summer” teeth! Summer over here summer over there!!!!!!



  454. ana's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she walked past the t.v I missed a whole season of Family Guy.



  455. micheal jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.



  456. TYR ANT's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dumb that when she got locked in Wal-Mart she starved to death.



  457. heyy im a sexyy's Momma Joke:

    hey guyss wats up. oh jordan do u have a brother and a sister named cody and logan ? cuz i might no u



  458. kpcollier's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so stupid, she stook a phone up her ass and thought she was makning a booty call



  459. og's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so biack that when she jumped of roof everyone said darkness is falling



  460. og's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black i have to use night vision googles to see her



  461. TYR ANT's Momma Joke:

    KINGS mom is so nasty she often is mistaked as mcdonalds “over a billion served”



  462. TYR ANT's Momma Joke:

    I often call kings mom mcdonalds cause “I’m lovin it”



  463. Teddie's Momma Joke:

    your mamas like a big mac full of fat and only worth a buck.

    Your mamas like a gameboy always gettin played

    Your mamas like a bag of chips frito lay

    Your mamas like a yoyo always getting put down



  464. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat , a bus ran into her and she said, “Hey! Who threw that pebble?!”



  465. Guppy Girl =P's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.”



  466. www.soundclick.com/dboone's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she walked into Friendlys and got smacked!!!!!!!!!



  467. www.soundclick.com/dboone's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so old she gots an autographed picture of Jesus Christ



  468. www.soundclick.com/dboone's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so black she could go to a funeral naked

    yo momma so white she attracts moths



  469. chayton wagner's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupied she thought a bus full of white kids was a trinkie



  470. Terminator's Momma Joke:

    hello



  471. T Guinea Pig's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old that she has jesus in her year book



  472. Terminator's Momma Joke:

    anybody on



  473. burp SOULJA BOY's Momma Joke:

    yo momma IS GODDAMN stupid she thought masterbation was a karate master



  474. deathrow's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so old she got a picture of henry 8th in her yearbook



  475. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she saw a bus full of white kids and yelled”stop that twinkie”



  476. jordankillough's Momma Joke:

    yo moma just like a damn bubble gum machine 25cents per blow I am here bitches



  477. jordankillough's Momma Joke:

    yo momma just like a hardware store 25cents per screw



  478. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    this is my first time yo mama is so ugly she broke a mirror



  479. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    i will get goods one ok



  480. $@££|}'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma smells so bad shes the reason that pluto is not a planet any more



  481. T-man's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she got baptised at seaworld



  482. big boy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy at brith u almost died by rugburn



  483. big boy's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so old she was even around to hear anonymous joke



  484. shelby's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor , when i went over to your house to eat super i picked up a plastic plate and she said ,”Don’t use the good china!!!!”



  485. shelby's Momma Joke:

    bop yo the top



  486. shelby's Momma Joke:

    bop to the top



  487. shelby's Momma Joke:

    shelby is not my real name



  488. rachael an ashley's Momma Joke:

    ur mom so stupid she triped over a cordless fone



  489. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so poor when i saw her digging in the dumpster isaid what are you doing she said christmas shoping



  490. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went to mcdonalds the manager asked “what will u have, smal medium or large?” and yo mom said do u havee the fat ass special?



  491. Dj Aligator's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she falls from the roof she didnt stop before she hit the basement:D



  492. Dj Aligator's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party



  493. Dj Aligator's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.



  494. Dj Aligator's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yes, let’s go bury it.



  495. Dj Aligator's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars



  496. Dj Aligator's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry



  497. Dj Aligator's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone



  498. Dj Aligator's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday



  499. Dj Aligator's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye



  500. Dj Aligator's Momma Joke:

    Thank you and goodbye for me:)



  501. __xoxo.MiiSSii.xoxo__'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommaz so ugly ppl pay her at the mall so she can
    get plastic surgery. . .
    yo mommaz so ugly thts the reason y yur fathaz blind. . .
    yo mommaz so ugly dey put her
    in museum cuz they ain nvr evr seen sum1 as uglyy as her



  502. dert's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish



  503. dert's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat that she ate 30 pounds of shit



  504. dert's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat her boy friend wont even kiss her



  505. dert's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly her boyfriend kicked her in the ass



  506. nicKZ's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE IS THE STARTING 5 IN BASKETBALL

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW SKITTLES CAME OUT LOL!



  507. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat they had to change ‘one size fits all’ to ‘one size fits most’

    LOL
    take thatt biatchhhh
    ohh yeahhhh
    :D



  508. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said
    ‘one at a time please’
    LOL im so cool :D



  509. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she jumped for joy and got stuckk

    ohhhh yeahhhhh
    :D



  510. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat they gave ehr a shirt that said;
    ‘we are family, burger king McDonalds and me’
    LOL
    skankface and turdface are so cool :D



  511. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    *****her
    LOL
    but me and skankface are so cool



  512. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    LOL i reckon H. jordan fan is uber cool

    but dude, as if anyone would care if you respected them or not

    psh

    LAMEEEE

    i dont really give a shizzle

    coz im so cool :D



  513. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat
    when she went to
    the beach greenpeace
    tried to pull her
    back into the
    ocean :D



  514. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she stared at an orange juice container because it said ‘concentrate’

    LOL

    god im cool :D



  515. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so slutty shes like a racing car…
    she burns a lot of rubbers :D



  516. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat they put her on maternity leave
    LOL
    made that one up myselfff :D



  517. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas glasses are so thick she can see into the future!

    LOL :D



  518. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas glasses are so thick when she looks on a map she can see people wavinggg!

    LOL

    :D



  519. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy and fat, king kong fell in love

    LOL
    made that one up myselffff

    :D



  520. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, when she ordered her custom-made cereal bowl, it came with a lifeguard!

    LOL

    that ones old shit
    :D



  521. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

    LOL
    another old shit

    :D



  522. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so slutty, shes like a merry-go-round, 10 cents per person for a ride

    LOL

    made that one up, it aint that good :D



  523. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, last time she saw her mobile number, it was on the scales.

    LOL

    :D



  524. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    i love yo momma jokes:D

    me and skankface are so cool



  525. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, she thought george bush was a plant

    LOL

    :D



  526. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat they thought she was planet X

    LOL

    made that one up last weekkkk

    :D



  527. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    just in case you guys didnt know,
    i love pie

    but im not fat.

    LOL

    anyone wanna add me?

    http://www.myspace.com/skittle_popper

    LOL



  528. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    http://www.myspace.com/xviolentfrustrationx

    thats skankfaceeee

    add her butchezz
    :D
    especially if you LOVE jeffree star



  529. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she asked me to take a photo of her feet to see what they looked like!

    just made that one up

    is lamewadmuchh

    :D



  530. Ta Jackson Benton318's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black she went to nightschool and they marked the Bitch absent.



  531. Ta Jackson Benton318's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black she went to night school and they marked the Bitch absent.



  532. mic's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so fat he only reason why your skinny is because you push her around in a wheeling chair



  533. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Ur mom is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said I GOT THE POWER !!



  534. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    HA lol

    loving that one anonymous.

    but seriously

    im in religion right now doing yo fxcking momma jokes

    LOL

    im so cool :D



  535. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    LOL

    pretty sure today at lunch, the renovation construction poeple had work experience kids, and one of them was so hot, im looking for him but i cant find him D:

    ohhgod;;

    ilovehim :D

    im guna ask him for his hat next time i see him XD

    coz im soo cool :D



  536. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she went to see the grand canyon and got stuckk insideee

    LOL that ones kinda lame …

    :D



  537. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she asked me to prick her skin her with a pin and jello came outtt

    made that one up. it really is gay
    unllike mee
    coz im so cool :D



  538. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    anyone else here realise we’re posting yo momma jokes for eachother, and 99% of them have been repeated already?
    psh

    we are so cool :D

    unlike h.jordan fan, i respect everyone already, they dont have to earn it

    coz im wayness cool :D



  539. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    LOL phoebes so fat, she cries liquid candy

    BAHA iloveyou phoebe



  540. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    baha yo mommas so stupid it took her four hours to watch ‘60 minutes’

    LOL

    XD



  541. ilovepie's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so uuuglyy yo daddys breath smells like shit coz hed rather kiss her ass!

    :D



  542. dawg's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she use to sea to take baths



  543. BIGMAC's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat that wen she broke her leg … gravy came out



  544. BIGMAC's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat that scientists said “were the hell did that planet come from”



  545. BIGMAC's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s like a bus buck 25 , u can go all the way



  546. BIGMAC's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s like a cannon .. 2 balls shes ready to blow



  547. BIGMAC's Momma Joke:

    yo is there anyone on .. or am i the only one…. * its dark … and lonely .. oh so .. sooo …. lonely*



  548. BIGMAC's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so ugly that they stuck her face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies



  549. t.c's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb that she laughed at most of these jokes



  550. hittman's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.



  551. hittman's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so skinny her nickname is spaghetti



  552. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    hey honnry



  553. pxzihsg pjics's Momma Joke:

    mwck dfyrlj yjelgub qfmugen oxias zyxa tlnzvcrb



  554. JOSSLAN's Momma Joke:

    YOU MAMMA SO FAT SHE BOUNCED OF TARGET AND LANDED ON WALMART



  555. tina and drake's Momma Joke:

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