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634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 1
    h said:

      i am the king

  2. 2
    slickwitit said:

      Your momma is so poor I was in her house and lit a cigarette, and she ran out and said ” Who playing with the heat ! “

  3. 3
    slickwitit said:

      Your momma is so stupid she thought hamburger helper can with another person.

  4. 4
    adrian valdez said:

      yo momma so fat the camera crew videoed gorilla in the mist in the shower

  5. 5
    CAPO STATUS THAT PRETTY STUD said:

      yo momma so fat it took me 2 planes, 3 buses, and 5 cabs jus to get on her gud side. get at tha girl.

  6. 6
    CAPO STATUS THAT PRETTY STUD said:

      yo momma so fat her blood type is “RAGU”.

  7. 7
    CAPO STATUS THAT PRETTY STUD said:

      yo momma so fat she walked past the t.v. and i missed 3 commericals.

  8. 8
    CAPO STATUS THAT PRETTY STUD said:

      yo momma so fat she put her lipstick on with a paintroller.

  9. 9
    CAPO STATUS THAT PRETTY STUD said:

      yo momma so dirty she smell like hot ass on a cold day.

  10. 10
    Anonymous said:

      your mommy so dumb that she sat on the tv and watched the couch

  11. 11
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so slow it took her 4 days to watch 48 hours!

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