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634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 100
    G.Bag said:

      Yo momma so dumb dat a priest sed let there b light…
      So she turned on da light.

  2. 101
    G.Bag said:

      Yo momma so fat dat wen she put her hand in da water people sed hey no bombing.

  3. 102
    G.Bag said:

      Yo momma so fat dat wen she bent ova we had an eclipse

  4. 103
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so fat she thinks the pyramids are triangle cheese

  5. 104
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so tall instead of eating broccoli she eats trees.

  6. 105
    H. Jordan fan said:

      I would like to announce that anonymous and squeakster have gained my respect for good original yo momma jokes.

      Squeakster has used some internet jokes but that one about bleeding soya sauce is hilarious.

  7. 106
    FIRE HEAD said:

      YOUR MAMMA IS SO POOR I WALKED INTO HER HOUSE AND STEPED ON A CIRRERETE SHE RAN OUT AND SAID OH NO DON’T STEP ON THE HEATER

  8. 107
    FIRE HEAD said:

      YOUR MAMMA SO FAT SHE TRIPED OVER A BOAT AND LANDED IN THE OCEAN AND A BIG WHALE CAME UP AND SAID WE ARE FAMILY FAT LADY

  9. 108
    G.BAG IS FAT said:

      G.BAG IS SO DAME FAT

  10. 109
    FIREHEAD said:

      GNGFNGJFXJJJXFJGJ

  11. 110
    THUNDER said:

      MR.S MACLANEY THE MATH TEACHER IS A CRACH HEAD

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