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634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 122
    ben said:

      YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE MAKES BLIND PEOPLE CRY

  2. 123
    ben said:

      YO MAMA TEETH ARE SO ROTTEN THEY LOOK LIKE DICE

  3. 124
    ben said:

      YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WENT TO THE UGLY CONTEST THEY SAID SORRY NO PROFFESIONALS!

  4. 125
    ben said:

      YO MAMA SO FAT SHE WALKED ON THE BITCH AND PEOPLE RAN AROUND SCREAMING FREE WILLY FREE WILLY

  5. 126
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Ben is a gay fag who uses internet jokes

  6. 127
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Bens momma’s so old that when she applied for her drivers license she had to ride a camel.

  7. 128
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Bens momma’s so old her childhood pets are now fossils.

  8. 129
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Bens momma’s so black she sweats pepsi.

  9. 130
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Bens momma’s so fat she plays golf with the moon.

  10. 131
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Bens momma’s so ugly when the basilisk looked into her eyes, it died

  11. 132
    Anonymous said:

      ben’s momma is so short, you can see her feet on her drivers license!

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