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634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 133
    Anonymous said:

      H. Jordan’s momma so fat she has her own brand name of jeans “FA” for FAT ASS!

  2. 134
    Anonymous said:

      both of H. Jordan’s and Ben’s mommas are so ugly the last time they heard a whistle is when they were hit a by train!!!

  3. 135
    Anonymous said:

      yo mamma’s so fat she went to a strip club and they paid her to keep clothes on!

  4. 136
    Anonymous said:

      ben’s momma is so fat you have to roll her in the flour to find the wet spot just f**k her!
      BAM BITCH!

  5. 137
    Anonymous said:

      BOM CHICA WAH WH yo momma’s so stupid she failed a piss test

  6. 138
    Anonymous said:

      G.BAG u effin stupid dawg

  7. 139
    cody taylor said:

      Yo momma so ugly, when she picked up a bar a soap it screamed,” Oh, my eyes.”

  8. 140
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Anonymous’s mum is so fat that they have two planets with similar names Uranus and Ur momma

  9. 141
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Anonymous’s mum is so fat that when she was at Mc Donalds and they gave her the bill, her phone number appeared.

  10. 142
    H. Jordan fan said:

      If fat was a dollar, then Anonymous’s mum would be a millionaire.

  11. 143
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Anonymous’s mum is so fat, that if they wanted a discus they would just get her to sit on a shotput

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