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634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 144
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Feel free to post stuff to me if u like my home brewed yo momma jokes.

  2. 145
    H. Jordan fan said:

      P.S check my stuff out at the top of the page

  3. 146
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Anonymous’s mum is so stupid that she thinks the thesaurus is a dinosaur

  4. 147
    squeakster said:

      Yo momma is so cross eyed, she drives a ford focus with a perscripted windscreen

  5. 148
    squeakster said:

      Hey H. Jordan Fan i dont look up Yo Momma jokes on da web, i watch Yo Momma on MTV dats where i get my jokes

  6. 149
    ??? ??? ????? ???? ??? ??? said:

      Yo mAmA so fAT sHE cAn siT oN a DoLLaR aNd mAKe cHAngE. ??? ??? ????? ???? ??? ???

  7. 150
    AaRoN wE$$$$t said:

      ??? ??? ????? ???? ??? ?????? ??? ????? ???? ??? ??? ??? ??? ????? ???? ??? ??? ??? ??? ????? ???? ??? ???

  8. 151
    like ur gettin' my name!!! said:

      Yo mama SO fat she had sex w/ r FAT ASS daddy and had YOU. Oh dis!!!!! JK lol

  9. 152
    like ur gettin' my name!!! said:

      Yo mama is so ugly to have you she had sex w/ ur dad. while they were having sex she wore a bag and yo daddy wore a bag, in case hers fell off! Again w/ the dissage!lol

  10. 153
    H. Jordan fan said:

      These are some of the internet jokes used by squekster:

      Ur momma is so fat she has bacon flavoured lip balm

      What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
      Choked!!!!

      Ur momma is so old she owes jesus a dollar!!

      Ur momma is so fat when she jumps into a swimming pool the water jumps out

      Ur momma is so black when she went to night school she got marked absent

      Ur momma is so fat, fat people run around her for exercise

  11. 154
    H. Jordan fan said:

      ur a gay, sad, lonely loser squeakster

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