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634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 177
    Naughty Noni said:

      Yo mamma is so ugly when ever people see her they say what is that an animal or a ghost

      Yo mamma is so stupid she does not remmember yo name

      yo mamma is so fat she doesn’t have sex anymore coz even ten guy can’t handle her

      yo dad is so ugly he decided to be gay but still no luck hes single

  2. 178
    like ur gettin' my name said:

      yo mama so fat that ur daddy is still lost in her pussy!!!
      Ps, sqakster sounds cute and H. jordan fan is dumb, just saying.

  3. 179
    like ur gettin' my name said:

      *sqeakster sorry for misspelling

  4. 180
    Anonymous said:

      your momma so fat she looks like 400 pounds of a clogged artery.

  5. 181
    blaze said:

      your momma is so fat she looks like 400 pounds of a clogged artery.

  6. 182
    Anonymous said:

      h jordan’s momma is so black when i tried to shoot her last night the bullets came back asking for flashlights

  7. 183
    Anonymous said:

      hey h.jordan it sounds like some your jokes are coming from the internet to
      get your own damn jokes
      “yo momma is so dum she thought the thesaurus was a dinosaur”
      i heard that years ago from my own mom

  8. 184
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Your mum is not the internet,

      But maybe I did get it from yo momma seeing as we have gotten to know each other very very well

  9. 185
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Name any of my jokes that u think i got from the internet. I bet u cant find any u dumb ass

  10. 186
    like ur gettin' my name said:

      Did I ever tell u that

      I think that anonymous Is a gay fag and that I’am way better a telling jokes than him and also I’m into child pornography. So if any one here is a little boy post something too me. P.S I have 2 dads

  11. 187
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Hey anonymous truce, lets just post good original yo momma jokes and leave it at that.

      Except if that gay loser squeakster says something about u or me

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