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637 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 199
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so stupid,she fell out the family tree

  2. 200
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma is like a truck,so many mexicans fit in the back.

  3. 201
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so fat,she pierced her nipples and koolaid came out.

  4. 202
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so old,she fart dust, and genies appear

  5. 203
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so fat,she hide food in her creases

  6. 204
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      you momma so fat,osama Bin laden is hiding inside one of her rolls

  7. 205
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so fat,every time she get on a elevator or escalator,it turn into s Six Flags ride.

  8. 206
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so fat,The Food Network is her porn channel

  9. 207
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so hariy,her breasts have hairlines

  10. 208
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so fat,her belt buckles are license plates.

  11. 209
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so hairy,,you have to use a weedwhacker to keep from getting tangled in her pubs.

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