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634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 12
    Gangsta E said:

      Yo mama so fat…. we inside rite now

      yo mama so fat instead of HIV d=she gave cholesterole

  2. 13
    Gangsta E said:

      Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″

      Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

  3. 14
    Gangsta E said:

      Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”

      Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

  4. 15
    Gangsta E said:

      yo mama so ugly that wen she was born the doctor slapped everybody

      yo mama so nasty wen i called her for phone sex i got an ear infection

      yo mama so nasty she pours salt water in her pants to keep her crabs fresh

  5. 16
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout

  6. 17
    bruno said:

      yo momma so fat mexicans hide inside her to get past the border

  7. 18
    bruno said:

      i thought of this one myself

  8. 19
    Munkyman said:

      Yo Momma is so nasty her doctor gave her a rectal exam and got HIV

  9. 20
    Serion said:

      yo mommas so nasty she ruined this website byposting shit ‘yo momma’ jokes.
      BE IN BED AT 9PM TONIGH!
      HAAA.

  10. 21
    Joy said:

      Ok you ready for this one???:

      Your momma so dumb i told her to do the robot….now R2D2 has AIDS

  11. 22
    lee said:

      yto momma so nasty… wen ur dad dies she gonna cremate him, sprinkle her ashes on her curry just so he can tear her ass up 1 last time

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