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634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 210
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma is so nasty,she’s like spongebob, got enough holes for everyone

  2. 211
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma is so old,the lights on her street are in black and white.

  3. 212
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      y’all got nothin on Me! I’m the champ when it comes to this!

  4. 213
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma is so fat and lazy,she be out of breath every time she take a piss.

  5. 214
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so fat,that ain’t a grill on her car,those are stretch marks.

  6. 215
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so stupid,she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window

  7. 216
    Anonymous said:

      hell yeah ‘ El Propheta Del Aztec Empire ‘ is out there killin ‘em — and yo momma

  8. 217
    ... said:

      lol

  9. 218
    Alv said:

      Yo mama so fat when she wore a red dress to a party,the kids said “hey koolaid!”

  10. 219
    Alv said:

      Damn man! u so gay u gay

  11. 220
    like ur gettin' my name said:

      Hey i didn’t write that earlier comment. And I’m a girl dumb ass. H jordan fan, ur an @$$ f***!!!

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