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Hey yall!!! Es mi! (it’s me) Yo soy muy bonita y intelligente. (I am VERY pretty and smart.) Tambien hablo y escribo Espanol. (I also speak and write spainish.) Yey me!!!!!! JK. I am not like that!!!
Actually I am a gay guy.
And me and me two dads have fun raping each other with two double headed rubber dildo’s. Also I like masturbating over beast porn.
by the way Anonymous wrote that comment earlier and Anonymous is a complete and utter f**** head
Hey El Propheta Del Aztec Empire. I think that I’m pretty good as well. But i must admit i think your jokes are funny and original
But here’s some of mine
Yo momma’s so fat her wedding ring’s a hoola hoop.
Yo momma’s so short she has to ride her tec deck to work.
Yo momma’s so fat when she went to KFC she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo momma ’s so ugly she reminds me of the sun, if u stare at her to long your going to go blind.
Yo momma’s so sluty she should be called brick because she gets laid everywhere.
Yo momma should be called squirell because she’s always got nuts in her mouth.
Yo momma should be called titanic because she swallowed a whole lot of seamen.
Yo momma’s groin is like a library, always open to the public.
Yo momma’s so sluty even I could have been your daddy if only the que to get to her room wasnt so big.
Yo momma’s so ugly I thought there was a star wars convention going on but it was just the meeting to decide the father of her child.
Yo momma’s so fat she thinks the pyramids are triangle cheese
Yo momma’s so tall instead of eating broccoli she eats trees
Yo momma’s so old that when she applied for her drivers license she had to ride a camel.
Yo momma’s so old her childhood pets are now fossils.
Yo momma’s so black she sweats pepsi.
Yo momma’s so fat she plays golf with the moon.
Yo momma’s so ugly when the basilisk looked into her eyes, it died
Yo momma is so fat that they have two planets with similar names Uranus and Ur momma
Yo momma is so fat that when she was at Mc Donalds and they gave her the bill, her phone number appeared.
If fat was a dollar, then y would yo momma would be a millionaire.
Yo momma is so fat, that if they wanted a discus they would just get her to sit on a shotput
Yo momma’s so fat when she walks down the street people ask her if its a boy or a girl
Yo momma’s so ugly when she was born the doctors said “Its a boy”.
Yo momma’s so fat she has to shave her legs with a lawn mower.
H. Jordan fan is usin sum pretty funi jokes but i av herd them all b4
like ur gettin’ my name r u really a gay phuk coz i am squeaksters m8 and he is creepd owt by u sayn he sounds cute hola bk
h. jordan i call you on the truce lets roast some momma’s
oh and h jordan i’ll now go by Sir Roaster of Mommas
squeaster’s momma is so bald when she takes a shower she gets brain washed
squeaksters momma is so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be continued
squeaksters momma’s teeth are so yellow when she smiles at me i get a sun tan
and i was reading some of the comments that annonymous was not me
Your Name or Momma's Name
Posted: September 21st, 2007
Hey yall!!! Es mi! (it’s me) Yo soy muy bonita y intelligente. (I am VERY pretty and smart.) Tambien hablo y escribo Espanol. (I also speak and write spainish.) Yey me!!!!!! JK. I am not like that!!!
Posted: September 21st, 2007
Actually I am a gay guy.
And me and me two dads have fun raping each other with two double headed rubber dildo’s. Also I like masturbating over beast porn.
by the way Anonymous wrote that comment earlier and Anonymous is a complete and utter f**** head
Posted: September 21st, 2007
Hey El Propheta Del Aztec Empire. I think that I’m pretty good as well. But i must admit i think your jokes are funny and original
But here’s some of mine
Yo momma’s so fat her wedding ring’s a hoola hoop.
Yo momma’s so short she has to ride her tec deck to work.
Yo momma’s so fat when she went to KFC she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo momma ’s so ugly she reminds me of the sun, if u stare at her to long your going to go blind.
Yo momma’s so sluty she should be called brick because she gets laid everywhere.
Yo momma should be called squirell because she’s always got nuts in her mouth.
Yo momma should be called titanic because she swallowed a whole lot of seamen.
Yo momma’s groin is like a library, always open to the public.
Yo momma’s so sluty even I could have been your daddy if only the que to get to her room wasnt so big.
Yo momma’s so ugly I thought there was a star wars convention going on but it was just the meeting to decide the father of her child.
Yo momma’s so fat she thinks the pyramids are triangle cheese
Yo momma’s so tall instead of eating broccoli she eats trees
Yo momma’s so old that when she applied for her drivers license she had to ride a camel.
Yo momma’s so old her childhood pets are now fossils.
Yo momma’s so black she sweats pepsi.
Yo momma’s so fat she plays golf with the moon.
Yo momma’s so ugly when the basilisk looked into her eyes, it died
Yo momma is so fat that they have two planets with similar names Uranus and Ur momma
Yo momma is so fat that when she was at Mc Donalds and they gave her the bill, her phone number appeared.
If fat was a dollar, then y would yo momma would be a millionaire.
Yo momma is so fat, that if they wanted a discus they would just get her to sit on a shotput
Yo momma’s so fat when she walks down the street people ask her if its a boy or a girl
Yo momma’s so ugly when she was born the doctors said “Its a boy”.
Yo momma’s so fat she has to shave her legs with a lawn mower.
Posted: September 21st, 2007
H. Jordan fan is usin sum pretty funi jokes but i av herd them all b4
Posted: September 21st, 2007
like ur gettin’ my name r u really a gay phuk coz i am squeaksters m8 and he is creepd owt by u sayn he sounds cute hola bk
Posted: September 21st, 2007
h. jordan i call you on the truce lets roast some momma’s
Posted: September 21st, 2007
oh and h jordan i’ll now go by Sir Roaster of Mommas
Posted: September 21st, 2007
squeaster’s momma is so bald when she takes a shower she gets brain washed
Posted: September 21st, 2007
squeaksters momma is so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be continued
Posted: September 21st, 2007
squeaksters momma’s teeth are so yellow when she smiles at me i get a sun tan
Posted: September 21st, 2007
and i was reading some of the comments that annonymous was not me