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    boy george luvr said:

      Hey yall!!! Es mi! (it’s me) Yo soy muy bonita y intelligente. (I am VERY pretty and smart.) Tambien hablo y escribo Espanol. (I also speak and write spainish.) Yey me!!!!!! JK. I am not like that!!!

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    like ur gettin' my name said:

      Actually I am a gay guy.

      And me and me two dads have fun raping each other with two double headed rubber dildo’s. Also I like masturbating over beast porn.

      by the way Anonymous wrote that comment earlier and Anonymous is a complete and utter f**** head

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    H. Jordan fan said:

      Hey El Propheta Del Aztec Empire. I think that I’m pretty good as well. But i must admit i think your jokes are funny and original

      But here’s some of mine

      Yo momma’s so fat her wedding ring’s a hoola hoop.

      Yo momma’s so short she has to ride her tec deck to work.

      Yo momma’s so fat when she went to KFC she asked for the bucket on the roof.

      Yo momma ’s so ugly she reminds me of the sun, if u stare at her to long your going to go blind.

      Yo momma’s so sluty she should be called brick because she gets laid everywhere.

      Yo momma should be called squirell because she’s always got nuts in her mouth.

      Yo momma should be called titanic because she swallowed a whole lot of seamen.

      Yo momma’s groin is like a library, always open to the public.

      Yo momma’s so sluty even I could have been your daddy if only the que to get to her room wasnt so big.

      Yo momma’s so ugly I thought there was a star wars convention going on but it was just the meeting to decide the father of her child.

      Yo momma’s so fat she thinks the pyramids are triangle cheese

      Yo momma’s so tall instead of eating broccoli she eats trees

      Yo momma’s so old that when she applied for her drivers license she had to ride a camel.

      Yo momma’s so old her childhood pets are now fossils.

      Yo momma’s so black she sweats pepsi.

      Yo momma’s so fat she plays golf with the moon.

      Yo momma’s so ugly when the basilisk looked into her eyes, it died

      Yo momma is so fat that they have two planets with similar names Uranus and Ur momma

      Yo momma is so fat that when she was at Mc Donalds and they gave her the bill, her phone number appeared.

      If fat was a dollar, then y would yo momma would be a millionaire.

      Yo momma is so fat, that if they wanted a discus they would just get her to sit on a shotput

      Yo momma’s so fat when she walks down the street people ask her if its a boy or a girl

      Yo momma’s so ugly when she was born the doctors said “Its a boy”.

      Yo momma’s so fat she has to shave her legs with a lawn mower.

  4. 224
    POMMY said:

      H. Jordan fan is usin sum pretty funi jokes but i av herd them all b4

  5. 225
    POMMY said:

      like ur gettin’ my name r u really a gay phuk coz i am squeaksters m8 and he is creepd owt by u sayn he sounds cute hola bk

  6. 226
    Anonymous said:

      h. jordan i call you on the truce lets roast some momma’s

  7. 227
    Anonymous said:

      oh and h jordan i’ll now go by Sir Roaster of Mommas

  8. 228
    Sir Roaster of Mommas said:

      squeaster’s momma is so bald when she takes a shower she gets brain washed

  9. 229
    Sir Roaster of Mommas said:

      squeaksters momma is so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be continued

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    Sir Roaster of Mommas said:

      squeaksters momma’s teeth are so yellow when she smiles at me i get a sun tan

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    Sir Roaster of Mommas said:

      and i was reading some of the comments that annonymous was not me

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