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634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 265
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so fat that soon Nasa will be sending out astronaughts to land on her

  2. 266
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so poor that when i asked her what was for dinner she emptied out her ear wax and said pumpkin soup.

  3. 267
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so stupid that she ate a golf club because someone told her it was a “sandwedge”

  4. 268
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so stupid that I asked her to play tic-tac-toe but instead she just put a tic-tac between her toes

  5. 269
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so ugly that when she moons people they say
      “Its good to see her smiling”

  6. 270
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so smelly instead of using shampoo she just uses poo

  7. 271
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so ugly that when her mum took her to the zoo and it was time to leave a zoo keeper ran up and said hey give be back that baby gorilla.

  8. 272
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so ugly that when she goes to the zoo people line up to pat and feed her

  9. 273
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Hey El Propheta Del Aztec Empire Beat That.

      I think i have come up with some crackers, but lets see if u can beat them

  10. 274
    H. Jordan fan said:

      El Propheta Del Aztec Empire and sir roaster of mommas are cool and squeakster is a gay loser

  11. 275
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Beat that everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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