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634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 276
    Anonymous said:

      yo mommas so fat she went sunbaking on the beatch and the crowd screamed out look free willie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      ohhhh toppp datttt bitchesssssssss

  2. 277
    Anonymous said:

      yo mommas so fat that when she went to the zoo elephants started chucking pea nuts at her !!!!!!!!

  3. 278
    Anonymous said:

      yo mumma so fat she was crossing the road i was about to hit her but i had to turn cause i thoght she was a round about and i ran outaa petrol

  4. 279
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      Whoever Pommy is,hate all you want,i’m still better at this than you.To H. Jordan Fan,I must admit,you are quite a challenger.I gotta give you your props.

  5. 280
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Sweat as man!!!!!!!!!!!!! You and I are da best.

      Hey Sir roaster of mommas why did you change your name back to anonymous?

  6. 281
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Dude that joke about her glasses being bullet proof whas the funniest.

      Lol lol

      Now El Propheta Del Aztec Empire its your turn to rock da house with laughter

  7. 282
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so fat that the only reason she did maths was because you get to learn about pie. ( ? )

  8. 283
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so fat that the only reason she did maths was because you get to learn about pie. ?

  9. 284
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Roses are red, trees are tall, yo momma’s got a chest thats as flat as the wall

  10. 285
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Roses are red, the weeds are cut, even I could have been yo daddy because yo momma’s a slut

  11. 286
    (unknown) said:

      yo mama’s breath smells so bad she cant help but to talk shit

      yo mama’s like bad milk, FAT AND CHUNKY!

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