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639 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 287
    (unknown) said:

      roses are red, the grass is thick, yo mama’s growin’ a couple of dicks.

      TOP THAT

  2. 288
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Violates are blue, roses are red , you and yo momma are both inbred

  3. 289
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so ugly that the only thing she can screw is a light bulb

  4. 290
    g dog said:

      yo momma so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed
      yo momma so stupid, she fell out of a boat and never toched the water
      yo momma so small, she jumped off the curb and commited suicide
      yo momma so stupid, she tried to strangle her self with a cordless phone

  5. 291
    Gabriel said:

      yo momma so short that she can sit on a curb and swing her legs

  6. 292
    POMMY said:

      yo momma so fat,osama Bin laden is hiding inside one of her rolls

  7. 293
    POMMY said:

      yo momma so hairy,,you have to use a weedwhacker to keep from getting tangled in her pubs.

  8. 294
    POMMY said:

      yo momma is so nasty,she’s like a sponge, got enough holes for everyone

  9. 295
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      nice try.keep ripping off my jokes, you can’t come up with anymore yourself.

  10. 296
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      you’re so pathetic,you’re taking jokes froma Mexican.What next?Gonna take my job?I already took yours.

  11. 297
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so fat and hairy,her lice are gummi bears

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