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637 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 309
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma is so fat,she got a drumstick tattoed on the side of her leg

  2. 310
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      thanks boy george luvr!

  3. 311
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so stupid,she thought a ghost was tryin to talk to her when she saw “OOOOOOOO” in her bowl of Cheerios.

  4. 312
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so fat,on a hot day,you can hear her cooking as she walks around outside

  5. 313
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma so fat,she thought pandas were life-size oreos

  6. 314
    boy george luvr said:

      ur welcome.

      Ur mama so fat her blood type is ragu!

      Ur mama so fat, her blood has bacon bits in it.

      Ur mama is so slutty she would do it w/ anyone, even squekster!!!!!!

      DIs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. 315
    boy george luvr said:

      HEEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Hello???

  8. 316
    boy george luvr said:

      Yo daddy’s dick so small that it used to hold cherios!!!

  9. 317
    H Jordan fan said:

      Hey dudes. i thought I’d let you know that boy george luvr is right. I am a gay fag. i love watching gay porn and i heave a boy friend. hey aztec prophet, wanna have sme fun tonight, you know what I’m saying.

  10. 318
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      no way dude, i don’t roll like that!!! Keep your gay faggyness to your self!!!

  11. 319
    Anonymous said:

      Guys like im telling u my name did not say she was a gay fag, i did. I was trying to ell u what i really was wthout telling you. So i’m going to tell u what i am. I think that I am gay fag and that I’am way better a telling jokes than anyone else and also I’m into child pornography. So if any one here is a little boy post something too me. P.S I have 2 dads

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