634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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1. 23
   lee said:
   Posted: September 8th, 2007

   ur momma so cheap the bitch wouldn’t pay 4 a abortion now i stuck payin child support 2 keep ur @$$

2. 24
   homeboy said:
   Posted: September 9th, 2007

   yo mama’s like an economy car-a great bang for the buck!

3. 25
   homeboy said:
   Posted: September 9th, 2007

   yo momma like tide-Go ahead, get dirty.

4. 26
   homeboy said:
   Posted: September 9th, 2007

   yo mama is like a tornado-a whole lotta sux an’ blows, she destroys the house & leaves.
   yo mama is such a lazy ho, she won’t do the dishes.
   yo mama is so poor the bitch brought her dildo @ the used rack

5. 27
   homeboy said:
   Posted: September 9th, 2007

   yo mama so dirty she joined the navy to get semen.

6. 28
   homeboy said:
   Posted: September 9th, 2007

   yo momma so dumb she like military drill-one step forward, 5 steps back!

7. 29
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: September 9th, 2007

   yo mamma so fat, she has to go to sea world to get baptised.

8. 30
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: September 9th, 2007

   yo mamma so hairy, you almost died of rugburn at birth.

9. 31
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: September 9th, 2007

   you mamma so ugly, that her mamma had to be drunk to breast feed her.

10. 32
    Anonymous said:
    Posted: September 9th, 2007

    yo mamma so ugly, that yo dadda’s breath smells like crap because he would rather kiss her ass.

11. 33
    ur mom said:
    Posted: September 9th, 2007

    ur mommas so dumb, she got locked inside a grocery store and starved to death…

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