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639 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 353
    by george luvr said:

      poor Pommy. Yeah, right!!!

  2. 354
    boy george luvr said:

      Wow. Some one doesn’t know ho to spell “boy”

  3. 355
    Not My Momma, YO MOMMA said:

      Yo momma’s so old that when God said, “Let there be light” she already owed 2 month’s rent. :|

      Yo momma’s so old, she had a dinosaur as her pet.

      Yo momma’s so ugly that when she looks it in a mirror, the mirror grabs a hammer and breaks itself.

      Yo momma’s so ugly that her reflection runs away from her.

      Yo momma’s so fat and clumby, that when she was heading to 12th avenue, she tripped on 3rd and landed on 7th.

  4. 356
    Not My Momma, YO MOMMA said:

      H. Jordan, by the way. Your jokes own. :D

  5. 357
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      Whoever the hell also went on and tried to ass off as me,yo ass is more pathetic then I could ever imagine

  6. 358
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      Word to the wise,keep my name out yo mouth,unless you just like yo momma and can’t keep nuts out.

  7. 359
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma looks like a tranquilized elephant when she run

  8. 360
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      yo momma skinny and ugly,when she sneeze,darts shoot out and knock people out

  9. 361
    boy george luvr said:

      Hey this one dude said to me, “I have seven dicks, they go all around. which is cool, cuz i can hula hoop it with seven girls.” What do u think of that? Not as a yo mama joe, but is it gross, weird, or funny?

  10. 362
    Kyle said:

      ur momma is so poor i asked to use the bathroom she said pick a corner

  11. 363
    Kyle said:

      ur momma is so stupid i told her to use the internet and she said “how do i enter”

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