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639 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 364
    Not My Momma, YO MOMMA said:

      Yo momma’s so stupid she has a negative IQ.

      Yo momma’s so skinny that when she turn sideways she disappears.

      Yo momma’s so ugly, I stared at her for too long and went blind.

      Yo momma’s like a toilet, always full of shit.

  2. 365
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Hey thanks (unknown) and Not My Momma, YO MOMMA for the compiments.

      HEY!!!!!!!! El Propheta Del Aztec Empire post back to me man, that comment about the stunned elephant was hilarious

  3. 366
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so ugly that when she went outside for a jog around the block, people were calling up the police saying there was a bear on the loose

  4. 367
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so fat that when they were tranquilizing elephants, yo momma walked past so they shot her

  5. 368
    boy george luvr said:

      Hey guys what abut the hula hoop? is it good or bad

  6. 369
    boy george luvr said:

      i’m changing my name to No one kows my name. kay. Boy george luvr s gone, for know.

  7. 370
    NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME said:

      Hey it’s me. i’m boy george luvr with a new name!!!

  8. 371
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Hey whats up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. 372
    H. Jordan fan said:

      I need to have a think now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. 373
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to pick a fight with her shadow

  11. 374
    H. Jordan fan said:

      Yo momma’s so old people tried to calculate her age but their calulators ran out of space

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