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634 Responses to “September 2007 Jokes About Your Mommy”

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  1. 419
    NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME said:

      You don’t own this site, bastard!!! You ARE NOT the king!! Ur jokes suck and if you don’t shut up and post yo mama jokes, I will find away to report u!!! plus, if u don’t like how we spell or our yo mama jokes than LEAVE!!!!!!!!! U left and H Jordan Fan, Sir Roaster of mama’s and I have assumed ur ‘thone while u were gone. So BUH-BYE!!!

  2. 420
    NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME said:

      And I’m a GIRL RETARD. U are a total @$$ f***ing, Son of a bi***.

  3. 421
    NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME said:

      Ps. Sir roaster of mama’s my mom’s DEAD. So mention her agiain and that’s what u’ll be!!!

  4. 422
    NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME said:

      Yeah that’s right. RUN AWAY!!!!!

  5. 423
    El Propheta Del Aztec Empire said:

      KING OF YO MOMMAS AND CRACKIN PUNKS WITH CUSTOM CRACKS (TM), you ain’t got shit on anybody on here.I,along with H. Jordan Fan,NO ONE KNOWS MY NAME,and some other originals run this,not yo sorry ass.So get all yo out-the-ass, I-found-this-on-the-internet shit,and get out of here!

  6. 424
    yo mama master said:

      yo mamas pussy hair is so hairy your brother died of rugburn

  7. 425
    yo mama master said:

      yo mama is old she know jesus’s beeper number!

  8. 426
    yo mama master said:

      yo mama is so hairry she has cornrolls on her butt

  9. 427
    yo mama master said:

      yo mama is so gay she made gay people turn straight

  10. 428
    yo mama master said:

      yo mamas so fat when she went bungee jumping she got stuck in da air!

  11. 429
    yo mama master said:

      im on a roll check this one out
      are you ready????

      yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in 5th grade

      yo mama is so poor i saw her new family car… a skateboard!

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