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Yo mama so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
Yo mama’s like a doorknob, everyone get’s a turn
Natasha
Yo momma is so nasty, I asked her what was for supper and she opened her legs and said “Crabs.”
Yo momma’s so fat her wedding ring’s a hoola hoop.
Yo momma’s so short she has to ride her tec deck to work.
Yo momma’s so fat when she went to KFC she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Feel free to post stuff to me if u like my home brewed yo momma jokes.
P.S the comeback king of yo momma jokes is Hair Jordan, check him out on you tube.
your momma so sumb the doctor told her to have a light diet so she opened her mouth in front of the tube light
u r momma is so fat that the last time she saw the number 98211 was on a weighing scale
yo moma so poor that i bought paper plates to your house for dinner and your mom said ” dont use the good china “
yo momma like a magic carpet. been ridin by loadsa middle easten men yo momma so fat and nasty, her crabs are life size your mum sop lazy in bed gottta jump start her wiv a neuclear power station and the bicth still dont run
Your Name or Momma's Name
Posted: September 9th, 2007
Yo mama so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
Posted: September 9th, 2007
Yo mama’s like a doorknob, everyone get’s a turn
Natasha
Posted: September 10th, 2007
Yo momma is so nasty, I asked her what was for supper and she opened her legs and said “Crabs.”
Posted: September 11th, 2007
Yo momma’s so fat her wedding ring’s a hoola hoop.
Posted: September 11th, 2007
Yo momma’s so short she has to ride her tec deck to work.
Posted: September 11th, 2007
Yo momma’s so fat when she went to KFC she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Posted: September 11th, 2007
Feel free to post stuff to me if u like my home brewed yo momma jokes.
P.S the comeback king of yo momma jokes is Hair Jordan, check him out on you tube.
Posted: September 11th, 2007
your momma so sumb the doctor told her to have a light diet so she opened her mouth in front of the tube light
Posted: September 11th, 2007
u r momma is so fat that the last time she saw the number 98211 was on a weighing scale
Posted: September 11th, 2007
yo moma so poor that i bought paper plates to your house for dinner and your mom said ” dont use the good china “
Posted: September 12th, 2007
yo momma like a magic carpet. been ridin by loadsa middle easten men
yo momma so fat and nasty, her crabs are life size
your mum sop lazy in bed gottta jump start her wiv a neuclear power station and the bicth still dont run